International Talk Like a Pirate Day

[damnhooligan]

Mark yer calenders, land lubbers! September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrgh! http://www.talklikeapirate.com

Though I fully plan to annoy everyone and everything around me with pirate jargon on September 19th, I wonder if someone has, or will establish an International Talk Like a Ninja Turtle Day. I'd be game for a TMNT-related day of celebration!

[Mars-Chan]

ARRRGH!!! I waited for this day for a long time, me harties!! Now I can act like Cheryl (POTC RP) and nobody'd care!! :lol:

As for the Talk like a Ninja Turtle Day...I say Friday'd be a good day! ^^

[Eternelle]

Lol...I got extra credit in class last year for dressing like a pirate on that day. Too bad my teachers this year aren't cool enough to let me do that. :D

[Raven]

yay now I have a excuse to wear a eye patch over my eye!

[Barkworm]

Talk Like a Pirate Day!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: We're talking about that in my Audiency Class tomorrow... we got the lingo, and some are dressing up for it too.. :D

[That Matt Guy]

I talk like a pirate everyday.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

I swear like a pirate, everyday!

[Voltron]

Pirates SUCK! I prefer ninjas who wail on guitars really hard...

and ninjas who are turtles...

[That Matt Guy]

I prefer Ninja Pirates.

[damnhooligan]

I'm a firm believer in the elusive "Robotic Pirate Ninja". I'm still trying to plot out how in the world to hook up that costume for Halloween.

Last year, I just wore an eyepatch, put a Kevlar helmet on and cussed a lot. Needless to say, it did frighten the kiddies, which was my intention. All was well.

[That Matt Guy]

Hmm... Kevlar helmets are the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of pirates.

[Barkworm]

Pirates SUCK! I prefer ninjas who wail on guitars really hard...

and ninjas who are turtles...
That reminds me of your "Voltron-as-Ninja-fighting-pirates"-thread a few months ago. :lol:

[Caster_Troy]

Jack Sparrow... may he sail my seas any day... har....

[damnhooligan]

Jack Sparrow... may he sail my seas any day... har....

Amen to that!

[Caster_Troy]

There are no words... oh wait yes there are, fine, damn fine, he's so damn fine OH GOD HE'S FINE!!!

[That Matt Guy]

He can sail your seas? Are you made out of large bodies of water?

[Reznorite420]

All I'm going to do on that day is this:

Me: Have you heard about the latest pirate movie?
Bystander: No.
Me: It's rated ARRRRRRRRR!

Simple, but hilarious.

[Raven]

He can sail your seas? Are you made out of large bodies of water?

that was the same thing I was thinking of.

[damnhooligan]

All I'm going to do on that day is this:

Me: Have you heard about the latest pirate movie?
Bystander: No.
Me: It's rated ARRRRRRRRR!

Simple, but hilarious.

That is one of my favorite pirate jokes, period. Ten years of mouthing that off at drunken parties, and it's never gotten old. Another classic one learned from yet more drunken bouts of debauchery:

A pirate walked into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. After handing the pirate a drink, the bartender can't help but ask: "Sir, do you know there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate turns to him, grimacing. "Arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

[Mars-Chan]

DUDE! Check it out!!:

Avast Cap'n Slappy!,
What's a female pirate supposed to do when her crew has been left behind
at high school when the Cap'n is at college? Every night I'm loaded down
with work that needs to be done by a specific day and I get tired just
tryin' to get everything done! I try to call me friends but they are
never at home!

What's a girl to do? Yarrrggg......

Captian Cheryldeen of the Black Wolf

Ahoy Captain Cheryldeen,

When things gets to be overwhelmin' for Ol' Cap'n Slappy, I just takes it
out on some unsuspectin' pirate what's been needin' to be beaten with me
fists and forehead. It relieves stress and clears me sinuses. But ye may
have some activity that ye can do that would accomplish the same thing.

The advantage of beatin' someone with yer fists and forehead, however, is
that they will probably be home for the next few days recuperatin' from
their injuries what ye gave them. So...they're available!

Never underestimate the Cap'n Slappy System!

Cap'n Slappy

I can't believe that Ol' Cap'n Slappy actually mails you back if you mail him!

[The Stryker]

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/FrameGrabs/2ACV12/Grabs/pic00356.jpg

I hate pirates but what the hey

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? :D

[damnhooligan]

Never underestimate the Cap'n Slappy System!

Cap'n Slappy

I can't believe that Ol' Cap'n Slappy actually mails you back if you mail him!

Sweet! It would probably be even more sweet if I knew who Cap'n Slappy was, but his name alone holds gross amounts of integrity. I once got Kung Fu Karl from College University to answer an email o' mine about superhero problems. http://collegeuniv.com/html/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=32

[Mars-Chan]

It explains on the webpage who he is. Check it out! :D
Cool letter.

[The Stryker]

:(

My life just fell apart a few minutes ago.... :(

[Raven]

:(

My life just fell apart a few minutes ago.... :(

why?

[Mars-Chan]

Yeah, why?

[The Stryker]

I'd rather spare everyone the sob story....

*puts on hat and packs bags*

Listen...im leaving for a while...i might be back...i might not...

hopefully my life will get better... :(

[Mars-Chan]

Who am I going to exchange NC stuff with?

[Raven]

I really dont know what to say, but hope things get better, and hope you come back soon.

[The Stryker]

thanks....

well...hopefully not for the last time....

Bamf*disappears*

[Mars-Chan]

:nod: Yeah.

[Raven]

well keep a seat open for ya when you return strycker :wink:

[Mars-Chan]

I'll guard it until you get back, blue-dude! ^^ :lol:

[Ghidorah2000]

Arrrr!!! Avast ye me hearties. I suppose Talk Like A Pirate day is o'er with buckos.

[The Defibrillator]

CRAP! Why didn't I come here earlier? Now I know that my bday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day! If only I had known. Next year I'll be ready! Just wait and see!

The site is hilarious, btw.