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damnhooligan
09-19-2003, 04:53 AM
An article I couldn't resist, which is worth a little chuckle at best:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/968565.asp
That Matt Guy
09-19-2003, 05:11 AM
I didn't know Splinter weighed 1,545 pounds.
damnhooligan
09-19-2003, 06:58 AM
I didn't know Splinter weighed 1,545 pounds.

Ninjutsu does burn off a LOT of calories. Great for shedding off 1,400 pounds of unsightly flesh.
Reznorite420
09-19-2003, 10:20 AM
Proof that the Utroms were here LONG before modern humans walked this earth.
Cascadia
09-19-2003, 12:34 PM
Wow.....I am a scientist but I did not know that prehistoric rodents weighed 1500 lbs. :o :o :o
Nturtle
09-19-2003, 03:40 PM
That reminds me of a theory I had about squirrels making great ninjas, think about it! They're fast, they can jump very high, they are great climbers, they have amazing agility and are extremely durable!
J Legault
09-19-2003, 05:08 PM
:P :P :P
I give you: Early Beaver! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cascadia
09-20-2003, 10:24 AM
oh great.....I would love to see that.
Mars-Chan
09-20-2003, 03:42 PM
Ditto!! :lol:
tormentedvagrant
09-21-2003, 06:01 AM
who has been playing with my shrink/enlarge ray and time machine again?!?!? was it you!?
Cascadia
09-22-2003, 10:58 AM
Prehistoric Turtles used to have teeth. However, modern day Turtles have no teeth. Instead they have sharp beaks for biting and tearing into food.

A shell of a 30 million year turtle.


http://www.blackhawkfossils.com/Turtle/t105a.jpg


http://www.enetis.net/~dparsons/fossils/turtle1.jpg

http://sharktoothhill.com/images/tmturtle1.jpg

http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/Fossil_Halls/Timelines/images/tline-sm-pic10.GIF

http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/fossiltestudoammon.jpg

oldest turtle fossil in Japan dating back 180 million years (to the Jurassic Period, Mesozoic Era)


Beavers

The giant beaver had a long, brown, shaggy fur coat. He was about eight feet long and weighed at least 500 lbs! That is as much as a small black bear weighs. He had long buck teeth and a foot-and-a-half long tail. He had small eyes and small ears, and he had very good hearing but fairly bad eyesight.

http://www.nature.ca/notebooks/english/giantbev.htm

[Edit: Please don't double post. --Krang]