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JakeSully
12-31-2015, 06:44 PM
Who should play him? we need someone who is tough and in their 40s for the role.

ToTheNines
12-31-2015, 06:46 PM
We broke JakeSully.

Amaranthus
01-01-2016, 07:20 AM
We broke JakeSully.

He has always been broken, my friend.
I'm 100% sure he suffers from severe childhood trauma.
Maybe he got beat up by a bunch of edgy teen punks like me.

JakeSully
01-01-2016, 07:23 AM
He has always been broken, my friend.
I'm 100% sure he suffers from severe childhood trauma.
Maybe he got beat up by a bunch of edgy teen punks like me.

*Slaps the bad young punk in the head as they all bad edgy punks need discipline

Amaranthus
01-01-2016, 07:25 AM
Calm down, Jake. We're here for you.
Would you like to talk about what went wrong in your childhood?

JakeSully
01-01-2016, 07:25 AM
Calm down, Jake. We're here for you.
Would you like to talk about what went wrong in your childhood?

Oh **** you, you ignorant piece of ****

Amaranthus
01-01-2016, 07:26 AM
Oh **** you, you ignorant piece of ****

To answer your question.
Arnold Scharzenegger as Cable. Just for laughs.

JakeSully
01-01-2016, 07:27 AM
To answer your question.
Arnold Scharzenegger as Cable. Just for laughs.

No too old.

Need someone like Christian Bale or Tom Hardy to have their hair dyed white.

Amaranthus
01-01-2016, 07:29 AM
No too old.


*Hits Jake on head with cane*
Respect your elders, you edgy teen punk.

Mew
01-01-2016, 07:34 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/30424e8639ef725b609edbf5dbeeefc1/tumblr_mrqnrnpaPJ1selbgso1_400.gif

JakeSully
01-01-2016, 07:39 AM
This forum sucks ass.

Amaranthus
01-01-2016, 07:44 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/30424e8639ef725b609edbf5dbeeefc1/tumblr_mrqnrnpaPJ1selbgso1_400.gif

He's so angry. It's hilarious.

ToTheNines
01-01-2016, 07:45 AM
Back on topic, Jake you're old right? And you're pretty bad ass beating young punks with your cane all the time. Why not you as Cable?

Mew
01-01-2016, 07:46 AM
Yes. It is hilarious.

I need popcorn.

Amaranthus
01-01-2016, 07:46 AM
Back on topic, Jake you're old right? And you're pretty bad ass beating young punks with your cane all the time. Why not you as Cable?

Oh my god, that would be amazing.
#Jake4Cable2016

CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
01-01-2016, 10:35 AM
I was thinking genderswap Cable and cast Helen Mirren. That'd be amazing.

plastroncafe
01-01-2016, 10:50 AM
Bruce Willis.
Or some wrestler.

JakeSully
01-01-2016, 06:32 PM
Bruce Willis.
Or some wrestler.

Bruce Willis yeh that be nice.

And how about a Pouches or Pockets joke told by Deadpool? even Deadpool showing him a cover of a fictional comic called "Extreme Man" featuring artwork by Rob Linfeld and Cable saying "That look is sooo 90s and not me", lol.

TurtleTitan97
01-01-2016, 06:39 PM
That would be extremely stupid and this thread needs to be locked.

CyberCubed
01-01-2016, 06:43 PM
I can't believe JakeSully is actually a 34 year old man.

shuriken
01-01-2016, 06:48 PM
I'll humor you.
Charlie Sheen

CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
01-01-2016, 08:04 PM
I can't believe JakeSully is actually a 34 year old man.

You're kidding. Are you sure you're not wrong by about 20 years? Or 25?

JakeSully
01-01-2016, 10:04 PM
I am 34 you pieces of ****

ToTheNines
01-01-2016, 10:07 PM
If JakeSully has a scheduling conflict, then I vote Anderson Cooper.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/141113210519-ac-ridiculist-anderson-cooper-candle-pranked-by-staff-00020613-story-top.jpg

CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
01-01-2016, 11:25 PM
I am 34 you pieces of ****

Pretty sure you're 11. A clever little 11yo, but an annoying 11yo nonetheless.

The Deadman
01-06-2016, 11:11 AM
This forum sucks ass.

Why are you so angry? Did mom take away TV and video game privileges again?