worst movie of all time [Archive] - The Technodrome Forums

Leo656

10-05-2003, 10:03 PM

I disagree a lot with that.

But without going into it, I'll just say that nothing is, was, or ever will be worse than "3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain" or whatever the hell it was called. The one with Hulk Hogan getting smacked around repeatedly by Jim Varney and Loni Anderson. Worst Movie Ever. Nobody who's seen it would disagree.

U2WaTCHer

10-05-2003, 10:07 PM

what ever happened to the 3 ninja guys?

EZweasel

10-05-2003, 10:53 PM

ive seen alot of 3 ninja movies and they all beat this

damnhooligan

10-05-2003, 11:28 PM

As a seasoned MST3K fan, I've seen the worse mankind has to offer. 3 Ninjas definitely falls within that bracket.

Karpo_007

10-05-2003, 11:30 PM

Wors't movie I've seen is probably Highlaner 2.

Barkworm

10-05-2003, 11:56 PM

Batman & Robin is also a good example of a horribly bad movie.

EZweasel

10-06-2003, 12:18 AM

still all of the above mentiond imo is way beter than "the hulk"... batman and robin is an awsum movie compared to this.

The Lone Turtle

10-06-2003, 01:18 AM

The legend of Bogey creek. Worst. Movie. Ever. I mean the lead guy takes his shirt off every second he is on screen :-? Eg, there is a dead bull on the road. He gets out of the car, takes his shirt off, looks at the bull, and gets back into the car :lol:

damnhooligan

10-06-2003, 03:07 AM

Worse yet, The Legend of Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues.

MST3K ripped that sequel a much deserved new one.

JameO

10-06-2003, 05:22 AM

That Matt Guy

10-06-2003, 05:26 AM

For the 50th time: http://www.badmovies.org

Most MST3Ked movies are nothing more than farts in the wind compared to some of the crap on that site.

Reznorite420

10-06-2003, 09:35 AM

Oh boy...where do I START?

Escape From L.A.
Robocop 3
TMNT 3
Street Fighter
MK: Annihilation
Super Mario Bros.
Double Dragon
Star Trek 5
Star Trek: Insurrection
Jingle All the Way
Scary Movie 2
Alien Resurrection
Kung Pow

Note that I've never seen a lot of these :D

cqb101

10-06-2003, 09:45 AM

What is wrong with the Hulk movie? Explain why you think it was crap becuase a lot of people I know would say otherwise. I think the worst movie would have to be.......well not worst but a bad one is Daredevil. The movie aspect is good but the casting made the movie horrible. King Pin is not black. He's a huge white man. In the movie he isn't even that big. And Ben Afflect doesn't suit for dare devil. Bullseye was ok. And finally the white girl Daredevil meets and starts to love....I dont remember her name but she is supposed to be chinese or japanese. (Not sure the difference) So I would say a newer movie that was bad would have to be daredevil.

Elektra, and she's not suppose to be Asain, she's suppose to be Greek just like she was in the movie. The reason they casted Michael Clarke Duncan as the kinpin is because there was no white guy that would have been any better. He did a great job as Kinpin IMO. But the best part of the cast was Colin Farrel as Bullseye. Nobody else could have pulled it off.

As for worst movie ever, I'd have to say Rollerball. It was a cool concept, just pulled off totally wrong. A close second would be The Matrix Reloaded. A total waste of time.

JameO

10-06-2003, 09:59 AM

I thought she was supposed to be Asian? Boy am I wrong. But still the casting was bad. They could have used any big white guy. I am sure they could have found someone with acting talent. It aint hard to act like a big and evil guy especially when they give you the lines.

kyabetsu

10-06-2003, 10:53 AM

i'm proud to say that... though i OWN this movie, i've not YET been sufficiently messed up to watch it all the way to the end.

NYMPHOID BARBARIAN IN DINOSAUR HELL!!! (with Spanish Subtitles)

4 attempts and still, it hurts too bad. i HAVE to turn it off...

impetus

10-06-2003, 10:57 AM

If you watch 2 fast 2 furious you can feel your brain shrink.

seriously, I'd say Coccoon. Again.

EZweasel

10-06-2003, 10:58 AM

Escape From L.A.
was an awsum movie

Matrix reloaded
was an awsum movie (it had a great unique storyline btw)

The Hulk was Garbage because: trashy storyline, i could have written a beter one, The hulk looked too big. And he grew as he got angry!@!, trying to make the screen look like a comic was garbage, very boring, hulk talked at the end, Hulk was like 20 feet tall, they should have just got a body builder or something, You know i was willing to look past the way hulk looked but after i seen this movie there where way worst things, and oh yea i liked daredevil. i thought it was pretty awsum. Nothing has let me down this year as bad as this movie, im sorry.

kyabetsu

10-06-2003, 11:02 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

you guys want one that's so hideously terrible, it's the BEST THING EVER?

FLESH GORDON

it's a spoof on that old super hero, Flash Gordon... but it's twisted soft-core prOn. Flesh and dr. Jerkkov take Dale with them to the planet of the evil space Emperor Wang and battle one-eyed monsters to recover the POWER PASTIES... and proceed to shoot everyone in sight with nipple blasts.

ahhhhh....
~CINEMA!

Reznorite420

10-06-2003, 11:37 AM

Escape From L.A.
was an awsum movieSince you say that, I can safely say you wouldn't know a good movie if it bit you in the bum.

Escape From L.A., simply put, was a horrible re-hash of its prequel with no logic and lousy action.

The ending was all too predictable, the dialogue was horrible (not to mention most of the acting), and what's with Snake SHOOTING HOOPS to save his life? Sounds kinda whimpy IMO. At least in Escape From New York he was pitted one-on-one in a FIGHT to the death against a really intimidating-looking goliath of a man armed with a spiked club. Don't forget the meekness of the villian in the sequel; at least the Duke of New York could almost make **** your pants with his mere presence, but Cuervo Jones was just some Che wannabe that was about as scary as Barney on speed.

EZweasel

10-06-2003, 12:07 PM

Leo656

10-06-2003, 03:17 PM

I'unno, I thought Escape From L.A. was alright, I mean neither that one nor N.Y. was supposed to be anything more than what they were... entertaining nonsense.

Blaze DTGG

10-06-2003, 03:49 PM

I have sen some Bad movies...

Mission impossible 2 is one of them

that was CRAPTACULAR

but I have seen movies so bad they made my roommate want to vomit

the Live action Dragonball movie

and one that I haven't watched yet
Plan 10
its some weird mormon movie .. I have no idea.. its supposed to explain where the mormons came from .. I am pretty sure this was NOT made by mormons

Blaze DTGG

Cascadia

10-06-2003, 05:03 PM

the one movie that I do not like is Dumb and Dumber.....do not ask me why.

Voltron

10-06-2003, 05:09 PM

Zarkorr the Invader is pretty bad.

Nturtle

10-06-2003, 05:14 PM

Ooh.... terrible movies, I've seen quite a few, but my absolute favorate was "The Black Hole"

Cheasist, worst, most hillarious Star Wars spin off ever!!!!!! :lol:

That Matt Guy

10-06-2003, 06:07 PM

Billy the Kid vs Dracula, Bolo, Laserblast, Mac and Me... I could go on forever.

Shellfox

10-06-2003, 07:04 PM

Escape from LA is still one of the best movies I've ever seen, true it won't make you smarter, but its damn entertaining

You want a bad movie sit through STEEL or any other movie staring Shaq

EZweasel

10-06-2003, 07:16 PM

my vote still goes for hulk. and it is wierd how some of the movies i think are awsum other people hate and movies i hate other people like.

Peanut

10-06-2003, 07:42 PM

I thought Hulk was good. He's SUPPOSED to be huge! He's not supposed to be the size of a body builder!

EZweasel

10-06-2003, 07:48 PM

a green body builder would have been awsum. the old series was much beter, but even that wouldnt have fixed "the hulk" movie. it belongs in the dump. i hope it never gets released to DVD.

Peanut

10-06-2003, 07:54 PM

I don't think it would have worked with a body builder.

Dinogrrl

10-06-2003, 07:54 PM

I've seen a lot of classically 'bad' movies that are actually quite hilarious and enjoyable because they are so atrocious. Barbarella (you must see this if just for the interior decor of the spaceship) and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes are just two. Or for a foreign theme, try the Japanese B movie Weather Woman.

But for a really bad movie, truly boring, nothing the least so-bad-its-funny about it, I nominate the remake of Godzilla that popped out some years ago (late 90's). Some of the most unmoving, bland as shite acting I've ever wasted money in a theatre seeing in my life.

I also nominate The Core, based on plot descriptions and the moanings of my fellow geology students, as I flatly refuse to see such a scientifically crap movie myself.

Reznorite420

10-06-2003, 08:47 PM

escape from LA had one of the most awsum endings ive ever seen. i had never watched the first one, and i do know a good movie when i see one, ive seen some trash films in my life and i get pretty picky sometimes.Notice how he doesn't seem to back up his case very well...

Leo: IMO, Escape From New York had a little more depth and dramatic elements to it...but then again, ever since I started taking Enriched English in high school, I've been more keen to picking those things out from movies.

EZweasel

10-06-2003, 08:53 PM

i didnt say escape from new york was bad, ive been wanting to see it. i had no case to back up. i just know what i like and im guessing you know what you like.

U2WaTCHer

10-06-2003, 09:56 PM

black knight lol I never seen it but come on its got to be bad. martins in it and hes washed up lol but since bad boys 2s out we are all supposed think hes hard again when hes not! lol

Leo656

10-06-2003, 10:24 PM

Godzilla: Ugh. I woulda expected more from Matthew Broderick.

Rez: Yeah I can see why people would haver certain opinions about either "Escape" flick. I like both of 'em, but I wouldn't say either was great. And I did like the ending to L.A., I guess cuz it was a little different than normal.

Machias Banshee

10-06-2003, 10:29 PM

Godzilla...yeesh...only reason I watched it was because I liked the old ones...

hmm...I'll have to say..."man in the iron mask"...

DiCaprio?! Blech! :dead:

The only reason I watched it was because my relative wrote the original story...

GK Punk

10-06-2003, 11:21 PM

I've seen a lot of classically 'bad' movies that are actually quite hilarious and enjoyable because they are so atrocious. Barbarella (you must see this if just for the interior decor of the spaceship) and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes are just two. Or for a foreign theme, try the Japanese B movie Weather Woman.

But for a really bad movie, truly boring, nothing the least so-bad-its-funny about it, I nominate the remake of Godzilla that popped out some years ago (late 90's). Some of the most unmoving, bland as sh** acting I've ever wasted money in a theatre seeing in my life.

I also nominate The Core, based on plot descriptions and the moanings of my fellow geology students, as I flatly refuse to see such a scientifically crap movie myself.

WEATHER WOMAN!!!!!11!!!!!!

Man that had me laughing on t eh ground.

The Stryker

10-06-2003, 11:36 PM

I liked the Hulk

Bad Movies:

The crow and all the "Sequels"
Baseketball
Godzilla(1998)
Hercules in New york
Pokemon 1 and 2 (3 and 4 are OK)
Underworld
Ernest Needs a kidney

And this movie hasn't been released yet but i know im gonna hate it

Family Guy: The movie

Barkworm

10-07-2003, 12:03 AM

a green body builder would have been awsum. the old series was much beter, but even that wouldnt have fixed "the hulk" movie. it belongs in the dump. i hope it never gets released to DVD.
Maybe you think the old series was better but the Hulk movie was a lot closer to the comics and that's why many people liked it.
And a green bodybuilder in 2003? I don't think so...

EZweasel

10-07-2003, 12:18 AM

i think what made me the most mad was hulk flying like superman. and anyways that movie wasnt about hulk. i thought it was more like kink kong. and when he was burrowing through the ground i could actually see him poping up and being a hulk snake and him say "hulk snake" like he sais "hulk smash"

Barkworm

10-07-2003, 12:28 AM

Dude he wasn't flying, he was jumping! To jump about miles was one of his major abilities in the comic book. maybe you should inform yourself about the comic book before you criticize stuff. :roll:

EZweasel

10-07-2003, 01:17 AM

Billy the Kid

10-07-2003, 04:46 AM

Billy the Kid vs Dracula

Hey there Matt, Billy the Kid vs Dracula was cool...NOT!!!! :P

Can''t believe no one has mentioned any of Ed Wood's movies.

Plan 9 for Outer Space is a classic turkey (cardboard space ships, aliens in pajamas, the same set of furniture in almost every scene, Bela Lugosi walking through a cemetary in Dracula outfit repeated over and over again, and the list goes on and on). Totally unintentionally hilarious.

Of course the 1994 movie Ed Wood was great (ironic isn't it).

To this list I would add the 1964 movie Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, starring a very young Pia Zadora (it's so bad it's almost good).

Shellfox

10-07-2003, 09:00 AM

Fist of teh North Star- Live action version- bad, just bad

GI Joe- messed up the entire mythos, which in it self isn't bad, but I hated how they rolled over and let duke live at the end

The Defibrillator

10-07-2003, 09:41 AM

Brodie

10-07-2003, 02:20 PM

still all of the above mentiond imo is way beter than "the hulk"... batman and robin is an awsum movie compared to this.

Do you ride the short bus? j/k Hulk wasn't that bad. Meat Market. Now there's a ****** movie.

JameO

10-07-2003, 02:29 PM

Dude he wasn't flying, he was jumping! To jump about miles was one of his major abilities in the comic book. maybe you should inform yourself about the comic book before you criticize stuff. :roll:

Yeah I agree. Along with most people Green Body Builder wouldn't have worked at all like Mike said he has to be huge not muscular and small. He needs to have muscles and be huge and I think the jumping was pretty cool. But what I hate about it is the father saying "The Incredible Angry Man" :lol:

evil_henchmen

10-07-2003, 07:28 PM

You guys have no idea what a bad movie is. Go rent Leaonard Part 6 with mister puddin pop himself Bill Cosby. This movie is atrocious and not worth a damn.

Ryan

10-07-2003, 07:48 PM

the worst movie I've ever seen is Unbreakable. Oh my gosh. IT WAS SO CORNY! the worst part was where the kid pointed the gun at the father, and it got all emotional and they were crying and stuff. wow, that was bad.

and blades, I think it was you who mentioned Plan 10. I never saw it myself, but I know it wasn't made by mormons, and that supposedly it was meant to make fun of mormon history. Most people don't too much about mormon history so it really didn't make sense to most.

Wow, this just shows how much two people can disagree. I loved Unbreakable, I think it is M. Night's best film to date. One of my least favorite movies of all time: fear DOT com. Oh, complete garbage. Here is the plot:

Woman is murdered, man tries to solve case, woman is now a ghost, who wants to toture the man, WHO is trying to save her...

Ryan

impetus

10-07-2003, 07:52 PM

Unbreakable is mucho cool.

Especially the Bonus disc with the Vista series DVD. Woot!

EZweasel

10-08-2003, 12:25 AM

yes this is very wierd on how two minds can disagree so much. some people hate escape from LA. some hated the ending but some loved it. some love the hulk but i think its garbage. and it my mind i always find it hard to understand how someone can think any diferent than what im thinking.

GK Punk

10-08-2003, 12:38 AM

Fist of teh North Star- Live action version- bad, just bad

I remember that piece of crap -_-
That was 2 hours I'll never get back.

Brodie

10-08-2003, 02:34 PM

Have you all forgotten? THE FANTASTIC FOUR MOVIE!

Raven

10-08-2003, 02:37 PM

your right that was a pretty bad movie.

ZariusTwo

10-08-2003, 07:53 PM

And this movie hasn't been released yet but i know im gonna hate it

Family Guy: The movie

At least SOME people are glad it's becoming a movie before the Crap Simpsons... :)

Reznorite420

10-09-2003, 08:17 AM

And this movie hasn't been released yet but i know im gonna hate it

Family Guy: The movie

At least SOME people are glad it's becoming a movie before the Crap Simpsons... :)Pffft, they BOTH suck.

JameO

10-09-2003, 02:28 PM

And this movie hasn't been released yet but i know im gonna hate it

Family Guy: The movie

At least SOME people are glad it's becoming a movie before the Crap Simpsons... :)

How you know your going to hate it Stryker? Have you heard what it's all about? I guess I will hate Futurama: The Movie which will never happen. What a horrible movie that would be. :roll:

Duke

10-09-2003, 03:03 PM

I saw Charlie's Angels Full Throttle recently and that movie absolutely sucked. One of the most horrible movies i've ever seen.

Shellfox

10-09-2003, 07:27 PM

my little ponys movie- I sat through that like 10-15 years ago and I still dream I'm being killed by brightly colored horses

impetus

10-09-2003, 09:52 PM

dude i totally forgot about animated trash. Here goes "Cartoon Crap":

* Watership Down. Depressing, demented, long, and with a worthless story at the core, I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THIS MOVIE WITH A PASSION IN A VERY PERSONAL AND HATEFUL WAY. Plus it scares the hell out of kids. Somebody who has seen this animated abomination please verify the above.

* that movie about Christopher Columbus and his worm sidekick, if I recall correctly. It was terribly corny, unfunny, and bad for the kiddies (Columbus had an affair with the Queen!)

Machias Banshee

10-09-2003, 10:04 PM

the only thing I can remember from that movie is evil bloody bunnies... :|

impetus

10-10-2003, 12:18 AM

Plus it scares the hell out of kids.

the only thing I can remember from that movie is evil bloody bunnies... :|

there ya go

Psycrow

10-10-2003, 11:21 AM

How come "Battlefield Earth" wasn't mentioned? :lol:

Raven

10-10-2003, 03:16 PM

because it was so bad, no one remembered it :lol:

Shellfox

10-10-2003, 03:30 PM

Garbage pale kids- never seen the movie but if XE says it sucks it must

ZariusTwo

10-10-2003, 04:38 PM

LAND....BEFORE....TIME II-VIIIIIIII

END THOSE BLOODY SEQUELS AND LEAVE US THE HECK ALONE YOU BLOODY DINOSAURS, DIE, DIE

Shellfox

10-10-2003, 05:36 PM

LAND....BEFORE....TIME II-VIIIIIIII

END THOSE BLOODY SEQUELS AND LEAVE US THE HECK ALONE YOU BLOODY DINOSAURS, DIE, DIE
ditto, I liked 1, and I tolerate 2, and I'm ashamed to admit I've seen all the others exect maybe the last one thanks to CN/Disney showings. About the time they brought in the Aliens I knew the writers had run out of good ideas