View Full Version : NSFW Ninja Turtles Parody - TIMNT starring April O'Neil
ToTheNines
05-13-2016, 09:04 AM
So this was brought to my attention, and before people demand this thread be locked I'd like to point out that we discussed the TMNTA porno years ago without much incident. (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=29174)
Anyways, I know most of you are familiar with adult film star April O'Neil, but she finally went and made a TMNT parody.
This is just the trailer, no nudity or sex acts.
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Welcome to the multiverse, TIMNT. At the very least, the character designs are far superior to the PDMT movies.
nellyp
05-13-2016, 09:38 AM
I watched the full video. It started as pretty standard adult entertainment and then got too weird by the end yet I couldn't turn away. Part of me regrets that.
Shark_Blade
05-13-2016, 10:19 AM
Well that trailer was... something.
Pretty decent for a fanmade tbh, and the April look is spot on.
Autbot_Benz
05-13-2016, 12:05 PM
Porno Casey is more Casey like than Amell Jones :lol:
I've always found porn parodies to be really stupid but that video pretty entertaining. The turtle customs are pretty good, Casey Jones does look decent and April O'Neil the porn star as April works great since her cosplay was always good. I think curiosity will get me to watch it but I do think it'll get really weird really quick. I don't even understand how anyone can get off to that but there are tons so I guess there's a market.
Edit:
Well I watched it and it's entertaining enough, I'll write my thoughts which I guess is NSFW but I don't really go into any real detail, for my review of the TMNT xxx adult parody, it's here (https://miscrave.com/articles/tmnt-xxx/).
DarkFell
05-14-2016, 02:51 AM
I did find it mildly amusing in certain parts of the trailer - the news report, Donatello's actions towards April's report, and Splinter's dialogue did crack a smile on my face.
CyberCubed
05-14-2016, 02:59 AM
Porn stars always look so creepy looking. I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole.
Spike Spiegel
05-14-2016, 07:43 AM
You really have to admire the attention to detail here. Porn parody or not, that is damned impressive.
It really drives home the shortcomings of PDMT. When a porno adapts characters better than the official movie, you know you done f*cked up.
Coincidentally, has anyone here seen "Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles"? I had the fortune of showing that one after a presentation on the history and impact of TMNT in a graduate level media class. The part at the end about the Turtles' anatomically correct endowments got a lot of raised eyebrows and nervous laughter.
By seeing the trailer, I am scarred for life. But the TMNT / Casey Jones costumes are pretty good, same with April. Splinter was incredibly scary, though.
ABrown
05-14-2016, 09:04 AM
Ya know, I actually came accross that recently. As always, I'll take her as April O'Neil over Cybercubed's Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.
Spike Spiegel
05-14-2016, 12:12 PM
Ya know, I actually came accross that recently. As always, I'll take her as April O'Neil over Cybercubed's Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.
Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?
Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?
Megan Fox isn't an actress. She just sits there and looks pretty.
The Deadman
05-14-2016, 07:51 PM
Where in the hell did they get the budget to have decent looking turtle outfits?
ABrown
05-15-2016, 09:50 AM
Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?
Ha. That brings up a funny question. Who did a better job acting in their portrayal of April O'Neil: this girl or Megan Fox?
DarkFell
05-15-2016, 06:14 PM
Ooooo. That's an easy question to answer.
April O'Neil (yep, that is the porn star's name), portrayed April O'Neil better than Megan Fox could portray April O'Neil.
That's just ridiculous but if I guess you have to say it to sound cool on the internet.
DarkFell
05-15-2016, 11:37 PM
If I want to be really cool, I go do sh*t that I actually enjoy doing and have a blast doing it.
Here, I just come to shoot an opinion or few, and converse with people (which is also cool.)
But if it makes you feel better, I did like Megan Fox in at least one movie, and that was the first Transformers movie.
However, I'm not totally sold on her portrayal as April O'Neil.
CyberCubed
05-16-2016, 12:46 AM
Ooooo. That's an easy question to answer.
April O'Neil (yep, that is the porn star's name), portrayed April O'Neil better than Megan Fox could portray April O'Neil.
Are you judging this just on this trailer or have you watched the porn star April O'Neil "at work?" If its the latter I want details.
TerranigmaFreak
05-16-2016, 04:30 AM
This is the gift from humanity to the future rulers of this planet. Cherish it well, for it is our greatest achievement.
ToTheNines
05-16-2016, 04:57 AM
Are you judging this just on this trailer or have you watched the porn star April O'Neil "at work?" If its the latter I want details.
Mommy still got parental controls on your web browser? Go see for yourself.
ABrown
05-16-2016, 09:23 AM
Mommy still got parental controls on your web browser? Go see for yourself.
Is it free? I just assumed it's not.
CyberCubed
05-16-2016, 12:30 PM
What type of porn does she do? I'm not really interested in watching her get gangbanged.
No matter what you think of the Fox's portrayal of April is you can't compare it to a random porn star, there's a reason one is an actress while the other is a porn star.
CyberCubed
05-16-2016, 01:39 PM
Megan Fox doesn't act though she just uses her body. So there's no difference really.
ToTheNines
05-16-2016, 03:33 PM
What type of porn does she do? I'm not really interested in watching her get gangbanged.
Pretty sure no adult film stars exclusively film just one category. That being said, her stuff is all pretty tame. Enjoy.
snake
05-16-2016, 07:07 PM
What type of porn does she do? I'm not really interested in watching her get gangbanged.
Oh quit the act, Pope Innocent. You know damn well "what type" of porn she does
Shark_Blade
05-16-2016, 08:35 PM
Megan Fox doesn't act though she just uses her body. So there's no difference really.
You can't tell the difference anymore? Clearly you are far astray. :roll:
Keep your pervy request for porn details on PM only, thanks.
lonewarrior20
05-16-2016, 10:08 PM
well if we're naming tmnt porn, an artist called missa did a video of aprils cat transformation called Make April Purr. i'll leave the searching to those interested but it is a video you have to purchase to watch, but they do have a preview.
Powder
05-16-2016, 10:28 PM
Insert violent self obliteration gif here.
DarkFell
05-17-2016, 12:05 AM
I'm coming up short on violent self obliteration gifs tonight, but since this a thread that is discussing a naughty parody video, will this do instead?
http://i.imgur.com/JXNJPDF.gif
CyberCubed
05-17-2016, 01:53 AM
So I've watched some of April O'Neil's "videos." They were OK, the lesbian massage ones were the best ones. I skimmed through some of the others, but eh.
I've seen better.
ABrown
05-17-2016, 08:50 AM
Having a TMNT porn featuing April seems like a given. I mean what adult man hasn't dreampt to doing those things to April.
thundermaster612
05-21-2016, 04:05 PM
waste of some good turtle costumes, and honestly, the names they gave everyone SUCK.
I mean, ****ing seriously? michelangeBLOW?
like the lines 'we're coming out of our shells' and 'we're gonna show you the secret of the ooze!' were funny but honestly I think I prefer the phrase 'cowa-****ing piece of dog ****'
Commenter 42
05-21-2016, 09:56 PM
So I've watched some of April O'Neil's "videos." They were OK, the lesbian massage ones were the best ones. I skimmed through some of the others, but eh.
I've seen better.
Must be awkward to be a B-level porn star.
snake
05-21-2016, 10:06 PM
So I've watched some of April O'Neil's "videos." They were OK, the lesbian massage ones were the best ones. I skimmed through some of the others, but eh.
I've seen better.
This is my favorite cybercubed post
thundermaster612
05-23-2016, 06:48 PM
So my friend found the thing by himself and made me watch the trailer again and I thought of some things.
1. I get Michelangeblow and Dongatello but Spreader? what term is that? never heard that from the retards in my school. Also what the hell is a gangbang?
2. augh, imagine if Bebop and Rocksteady were in this, the horrors...
3. Did EddieNES really have his profile set to a screencap of this at one point?
4. The only thing I really found funny was the April News report parts, 'Have you heard of the ninja clan crime spree? of course you haven't. Their ninjas. In other news trump trump trump trump trump trump etc etc' and then theres the Donnie social media remark.
so yea I guess
DarkFell
05-23-2016, 10:46 PM
Also what the hell is a gangbang
Urban Dictionary awaits you my friend.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gangbang
snake
05-23-2016, 11:14 PM
If you don't get those, then it might be best to not watch this kinda stuff :lol:
CyberCubed
05-24-2016, 02:09 AM
Underage kids should not be spending their time watching porn. Or at least not too much of it. Remember, what you see in those videos is not what "real" sex is actually like.
ToTheNines
05-24-2016, 04:39 AM
How in the FU*K would you know?
thundermaster612
05-25-2016, 05:40 PM
Underage kids should not be spending their time watching porn. Or at least not too much of it. Remember, what you see in those videos is not what "real" sex is actually like.
That's why I haven't seen any of it, some kids were talking about it, I asked my counselor about it, and she said it was fake ********.
but I really really really ****ing hate porn
thundermaster612
05-25-2016, 05:45 PM
Insert violent self obliteration gif here.
its your lucky day Powda:
http://giphy.com/gifs/vdsYQAZUBnShO
thundermaster612
05-25-2016, 07:28 PM
Don't worry I didn't snake
and also DarkFell
NO.
(necroposting ftw)
ToTheNines
05-25-2016, 07:30 PM
Hey. Shut up.
neatoman
05-26-2016, 02:09 AM
That's why I haven't seen any of it, some kids were talking about it, I asked my counselor about it, and she said it was fake ********.
but I really really really ****ing hate porn
For religious or ideological reasons?
John Pannozzi
05-30-2016, 09:23 PM
So, Brad Jones the Cinema Snob reviewed this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdylL5Vf7QQ)...
snake
05-30-2016, 09:36 PM
For religious or ideological reasons?
I dunno man, he's a kid. Not everything is a big decision and not watching porn is perfectly fine IMO.
It's better than being addicted to it and having to fap multiple times a day
The Deadman
05-30-2016, 10:45 PM
Underage kids should not be spending their time watching porn. Or at least not too much of it. Remember, what you see in those videos is not what "real" sex is actually like.
Thanks Dad.
turtle1237
05-30-2016, 11:06 PM
So, Brad Jones the Cinema Snob reviewed this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdylL5Vf7QQ)...
I loved the cinema snob.
Candy Kappa
05-31-2016, 05:01 AM
That's why I haven't seen any of it, some kids were talking about it, I asked my counselor about it, and she said it was fake ********.
but I really really really ****ing hate porn
Do you also hate movies, they are fake too you know? It's all acting.
Commenter 42
05-31-2016, 05:12 AM
Remember, what you see in those videos is not what "real" sex is actually like.
Which videos, specifically...because...well
actually...
yeah.
Coola Yagami
06-07-2016, 01:19 AM
I've seen porn stars comment that 'it's like getting paid to play sex' or something like that. I mean, most of the time they don't feel it anymore so all of their moans and whatnot are totally faked. Just take your mind to your happy place, make noise while you get pounded cause people love that donchaknow, and collect your paycheck.
CyberCubed
06-07-2016, 01:09 PM
I've seen porn stars comment that 'it's like getting paid to play sex' or something like that. I mean, most of the time they don't feel it anymore so all of their moans and whatnot are totally faked. Just take your mind to your happy place, make noise while you get pounded cause people love that donchaknow, and collect your paycheck.
Their lesbian videos are all faked obviously, but if a girl is being double teamed by 2 or three guys she's going to feel it if she wants to or not.
Andrew NDB
06-07-2016, 01:16 PM
Spreader. lol...
ToTheNines
06-07-2016, 06:52 PM
Their lesbian videos are all faked obviously, but if a girl is being double teamed by 2 or three guys she's going to feel it if she wants to or not.
Ladies and gentlemen: cybercubed. Your all time leader of posts on this forum.
*kills self*
Andrew NDB
06-07-2016, 06:55 PM
Their lesbian videos are all faked obviously, but if a girl is being double teamed by 2 or three guys she's going to feel it if she wants to or not.
Ladies and gentlemen: cybercubed. Your all time leader of posts on this forum.
*kills self*
Agreed! This is some amazing material.
Jester
06-07-2016, 07:00 PM
I've been unseated!! LET THE SPAM BEGIN!!!
thundermaster612
06-07-2016, 07:22 PM
Hey. Shut up.
Of course a hypocritical internet tough guy would reply saying that
thundermaster612
06-07-2016, 07:23 PM
Do you also hate movies, they are fake too you know? It's all acting.
Didn't say fakeness was the reason
ToTheNines
06-07-2016, 07:26 PM
Of course a hypocritical internet tough guy would reply saying that
Dude, you're like 6. Get out of this thread.
If you insist on staying, can the porn bashing. Some of us consenting adults enjoy it.
thundermaster612
06-07-2016, 07:29 PM
Dude, you're like 6. Get out of this thread.
If you insist on staying, can the porn bashing. Some of us consenting adults enjoy it.
Oh nooooo, I got called a 6 year old! I'm gonna go kill myself cause I feel so insulted! waaah!
I'm seriously starting to wonder if you came to this forum to just talk **** instead of turtles.
ToTheNines
06-07-2016, 07:42 PM
Whatever you say little fella. Welcome to the ignore list.
Gorilla Grodd
06-08-2016, 04:14 PM
This has been one of the funniest threads I've read in awhile. Thanks CyberCubed. Never change.
Coola Yagami
06-09-2016, 01:02 AM
Their lesbian videos are all faked obviously, but if a girl is being double teamed by 2 or three guys she's going to feel it if she wants to or not.
Oh believe me sir Cubed, I've seen women that looked like they'd be screaming their heads off upon *ahem* taking all of THAT both in the same orifice at the same time no less and nope, barely a sound. Barely a reaction. She could have been reading a book during the whole thing.
pferreira
06-09-2016, 12:36 PM
Oh believe me sir Cubed, I've seen women that looked like they'd be screaming their heads off upon *ahem* taking all of THAT both in the same orifice at the same time no less and nope, barely a sound. Barely a reaction. She could have been reading a book during the whole thing.Looks real to me. :D
Commenter 42
06-09-2016, 01:15 PM
Cubed has almost 25,000 posts?
myconius
09-28-2016, 11:45 PM
Their lesbian videos are all faked obviously, but if a girl is being double teamed by 2 or three guys she's going to feel it if she wants to or not.
Andrew NDB, thank you quoting this! i didn't have enough fuel for my nightmares already! :lol:
..... cubed, i'd imagine not if quaaludes were involved?
thundermaster612
09-29-2016, 02:00 PM
I wonder what Cubed's first post was...
dragonside
10-04-2016, 07:38 PM
man.. this was so wrong. ........... ew.
While writing my review for the tmnt parody movie for miscrave, I found some behind the scenes pics, thought some would appreciate the bump for this stain in tmnt including a high res pic of the spreader :wub: link has no nudity or anything too scandalous but NSFW precaution just in case
https://woodrocket.tumblr.com/post/144125191653/the-spreader-posing-behind-the-scenes-on-ten-inch
https://66.media.tumblr.com/57749ee1942c8a630aad4b0959251aed/tumblr_o6xu4tpUSO1ue7nsho1_1280.jpg
pferreira
10-10-2019, 11:13 AM
While writing my review for the tmnt parody movie for miscrave, I found some behind the scenes pics, thought some would appreciate the bump for this stain in tmnt including a high res pic of the spreader :wub: link has no nudity or anything too scandalous but NSFW precaution just in case
Sees image and hears John Du Prez music "dim dim dim diiiiiiim". :lol:
NinjaRap
08-10-2025, 05:32 PM
For the hardcore collector, you can now bring home the screen-used foam latex costumes worn in the 2016 XXX parody movie starring adult actress April O'Neil. Bidding starts at $500. Links contain one NSFW image.
Dongatello:
https://www.icollector.com/TEENAGE-MUTANT-NINJA-TURTLE-DONATELLO-COMPLETE-COSTUME-TMNT-SUPER-HERO_i57296120
Leonhardo:
https://www.icollector.com/TEENAGE-MUTANT-NINJA-TURTLE-LEONARDO-COMPLETE-COSTUME-TMNT-SUPER-HERO_i57296121
Michelangeblow:
https://www.icollector.com/TEENAGE-MUTANT-NINJA-TURTLES-MICHELANGELO-COMPLETE-COSTUME-TMNT-SUPER-HERO_i57296122
Raphallus:
https://www.icollector.com/TEENAGE-MUTANT-NINJA-TURTLES-RAPHAEL-COMPLETE-COSTUME-TMNT-SUPER-HERO_i57296123
The auction includes this important note: "Faux penis is gone! None of the Turtles have sex in the film so no nasty residue!"
There you go. Castrated Mutant Ninja Turtles. Have at it, Dromers.
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