Captain America Fans Demand Marvel Gives Him a Boyfriend

[The Deadman]

http://www.thewrap.com/captain-america-boyfriend-marvel-twitter-hashtag-bucky-barnes-disney-chris-evans/

I look forward to the day where fans demand Paramount to put Mikey and April in a romantic relationship in TMNT 3 :lol:

[Xiewin]

.....wth.....

[plastroncafe]

Hooray for bi-erasure!

[ZariusTwo]

I look forward to the day where fans demand Paramount to put Mikey and April in a romantic relationship in TMNT 3 :lol:

Where do I sign?

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Huh. Something new every day.

[TurtleTitan97]

Of all the stupid ideas you could think of....

[Autbot_Benz]

oh great I am guessing more Female Tumblr shippers are to blame for this hastag. First they ruin Arrow and now they wanna screw around with Cap. :roll:

[plastroncafe]

They don't want to screw with Cap, that's Bucky and/or Falcon's job.

[Autbot_Benz]

well lets hope Fiege doesn't pull a Marc Guggienhiem and doesn't cave into their organic demands. :lol:

[Etsyturtle2]

I have cancer now.

[TurtleTitan97]

well lets hope Fiege doesn't pull a Marc Guggienhiem and doesn't cave into their organic demands. :lol:


Of course he wouldn't. You'd have to be a complete idiot who doesn't care one bit about Cap's history to do something this ridiculous.

[plastroncafe]

Bisexual people have been known to cause cancer in laboratory animals. The current belief is this is due to their ability to generate endogenous wifi signals.

[TurtleTitan97]

What the heck is that suppose to mean? If ya got something to say, say it.

[plastroncafe]

I read it on tumblr, so it has to be true.

Fact: Bisexuals, being two of everything, are also amphipathic - just like soap molecules. This means that they are both hydrophilic and hydrophobic at the same time, making your bisexual a wonderful cleaning agent.

Homosexuals are purely hydrophilic, and as such dissolve in water. Do not throw your homosexual into a swimming pool unless he has had time to prepare his body for the ordeal.

[CyberCubed]

Why does this thread seem like a parody of the thread where Disney fans demanded Elsa get a lesbian love interest in Frozen 2?

At least there its slightly more realistic.

[tmnt transformer]

This is about the stupidest thing I've read today.

[snake]

How about no? There is no f*cking way that Steve Rogers is bisexual or even gay.

[plastroncafe]

How about no? There is no f*cking way that Steve Rogers is bisexual or even gay.

What makes you say that?

[TurtleTitan97]

What makes you say that?

You mean besides the fact it contradicts his character's history?

This is the equivalent of if so-called "fans" demanded that Superman have a boyfriend. No one would want that and it makes no sense.

[Foombamaroom]

I've got nothing against gay comic characters. In fact, I make jokes about Steve and Bucky with my friends all the time.

However, that's all they are; jokes. Cap's straight, whether they like it or not. Make a new gay superhero for everyone to rally behind.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

But guys! How can gay people possibly enjoy the Marvel movies unless they make Cap gay? I mean it's just common sense! It's 2016!

Just kidding, it's the most retarded thing I've seen today. I hate how Guggenheim has tricked these Tumblr losers into thinking they have any power over the shows/movies they binge-watch.

[plastroncafe]

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/colbert-popcorn.gif

[snake]

C'mon guys! How can you not want gay captain america? It's CURRENT YEAR people!

http://media.salon.com/2015/09/john-oliver.jpg

[Donatello19]

Stupidest thing I've seen all week, and it's only Tuesday.

[NinjaPug]

Do fans want Steve to be gay or to be in relationship with Bucky? There's a big difference to me.

[CyberCubed]

Only girls can kiss other girls and still be straight!

[TurtleTitan97]

Only girls can kiss other girls and still be straight!

Do you ever get tired of making a fool of yourself on this site?

[snake]

Only girls can kiss other girls and still be straight!

You are a f*cking retard.

[plastroncafe]

I dunno, he might actually be onto something here.
And the only way to know for sure is to test this hypothesis.

Anyone want to volunteer?

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

I dunno, he might actually be onto something here.
And the only way to know for sure is to test this hypothesis.

Anyone want to volunteer?

I'm already disqualified... can't help.

[Etsyturtle2]

I dunno, he might actually be onto something here.
And the only way to know for sure is to test this hypothesis.

Anyone want to volunteer?
http://myfabfinance.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mean-girls-hand-raise.gif

[CyberCubed]

Do people seriously not know how many straight girls kiss each other all the time in parties/bars/in front of guys? etc.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

I don't know how you of all people would know what, even if it were true. The closest to interaction with women you've had is probably with your waifu.

[plastroncafe]

The topic has changed.
Now we're talking about males being able to kiss each other without it magically changing their sexuality.

The line forms to the left, gentlemen.

[CyberCubed]

I honestly find this bizarre, I thought this was common knowledge? Women have always been more open to having relations with other women. Girls kiss each other on dares all the time.

Have you guys ever been to College? Bars? Parties? etc.

[snake]

Do people seriously not know how many straight girls kiss each other all the time in parties/bars/in front of guys? etc.

I dunno, do you know how many straight girls kiss each other all the time?

[TurtleTitan97]

I honestly find this bizarre, I thought this was common knowledge? Women have always been more open to having relations with other women. Girls kiss each other on dares all the time.

Have you guys ever been to College? Bars? Parties? etc.

Do you ever shut up? No one cares about your so-called "knowledge".

[snake]

Do people seriously not know how many straight girls kiss each other all the time in parties/bars/in front of guys? etc.

I honestly find this bizarre, I thought this was common knowledge? Women have always been more open to having relations with other women. Girls kiss each other on dares all the time.

Have you guys ever been to College? Bars? Parties? etc.

It's called being bisexual or under the influence, whether they are aware of it or not. Just because they don't flaunt it like it defines them, doesn't mean that they aren't atleast a little bisexual. And what makes you think some of them don't regret what they did afterwards?

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Someone should make a compendium of all of CyberCubed's bizarre maxims. He's been on here for 12 years so it'd be a thick book. :lol:

[Candy Kappa]

Meh, it's Tony or Sharon's grandchild.

Bucky (and Falcon) are fellow soldiers, where their bond is strong but not romantic. Cap wants to help Bucky cause he's his childhood friend and brother in arms, and a good American soldier leave no man behind.

[Netkeeper]

They don't want to screw with Cap, that's Bucky and/or Falcon's job.
See, I'm not about Stucky, but I wouldn't mind seeing him with Falcon.

The topic has changed.
Now we're talking about males being able to kiss each other without it magically changing their sexuality.

The line forms to the left, gentlemen.
Well if any guys here want to kiss another guy, line's over here!

[CyberCubed]

Why do you think there are so many lesbian relationships in TV shows, movies, comics, anime, etc? Its not only because guys enjoy seeing it, but also because women enjoy it to and enjoy fantasizing what it would be like with another women.

Katy Perry's 2008 hit, "I kissed a girl and I liked it" wouldn't have been the smash-hit on the billboard charts if not.

How many people got excited over Natalie Portman and what's-her-name kissing in The Black Swan?

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Have you guys ever been to College? Bars? Parties? etc.

Yes, but I find it increasingly unlikely that you have. :tlol:

[Netkeeper]

I'd get excited over seeing two mcu guys kiss.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

You know what would make a great movie? CyberCubed wakes up one day having been transformed into a woman by magic or something, and he spends the whole movie acting like how he thinks women are like, because he thinks he's "acting natural". It'd probably win a lot of 'Best Comedy' awards.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

You know what would make a great movie? CyberCubed wakes up one day having been transformed into a woman by magic or something, and he spends the whole movie acting like how he thinks women are like, because he thinks he's "acting natural". It'd probably win a lot of 'Best Comedy' awards.

I'm picturing a visual mashup of Melissa McCarthy and the "Filthy Casual" guy... :tlol:

[ToTheNines]

I totally think MCU Cap is bi, maybe gay. He grew up in the 30's where men were supposed to like girls, not saying he didn't care for Peggy, he obviously did, but the dude loves Buck.

This may not mean anything to those not from the DC area, but in Winter Soldier he lived in fu*king Dupont Circle. Plus all the dodging of Widow's attempted setups... the writing's on the wall.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

I think he's just chaste.

[snake]

You know what would make a great movie? CyberCubed wakes up one day having been transformed into a woman by magic or something, and he spends the whole movie acting like how he thinks women are like, because he thinks he's "acting natural". It'd probably win a lot of 'Best Comedy' awards.

[7th street, day]
Cubed is walking down the street in his newfound body, thinking about what he should do first

Cubed (VO)
Hmm. What should I do first. Oh! I know! Kiss a girl! Just like in my chinese cartoons! I'll show those idiots on the drome for sure! I'm still straight. I'm still straight. I'm still straight,

Cubed approaches an oncoming woman

Cubed
Hi I'm straight

The woman tries to get Cubed to unhand her, but he keeps a firm grip. He then french kisses her. The girl pushes him off with a scream. Cubed lands on the sidewalk

Girl
What is your problem?

Cubed
What! I told you I was straight!


Aaaaaand scene

[Candy Kappa]

Rob Schneider in "Cybercubed's Girls just wanna have fun Adventure"

[TurtleTitan97]

[7th street, day]
Cubed is walking down the street in his newfound body, thinking about what he should do first

Cubed (VO)
Hmm. What should I do first. Oh! I know! Kiss a girl! Just like in my chinese cartoons! I'll show those idiots on the drome for sure! I'm still straight. I'm still straight. I'm still straight,

Cubed approaches an oncoming woman

Cubed
Hi I'm straight

The woman tries to get Cubed to unhand her, but he keeps a firm grip. He then french kisses her. The girl pushes him off with a scream. Cubed lands on the sidewalk

Girl
What is your problem?

Cubed
What! I told you I was straight!


Aaaaaand scene

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[THGhost]

http://www.crisisoninfinitemidlives.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/captain_america_facepalm.jpg

[TheSkeletonMan939]

The whole thing is even funnier with this old post of his:

We're talking about lesbians again and girls kissing? How do my threads always wind up like that? I didn't even bring it up this time.

[snake]

Rob Schneider in "Cybercubed's Girls just wanna have fun Adventure"

Rob Schneider is


CYBERCUBED!

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

...

...

Wait for it...

...

...

THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE LOCKED!!!

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Locked? This thread is just getting started.

[ToTheNines]

Snake, if you finish that script, I will finance the production of a short film. I sh*t you not.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

The opening scene has to feature the male 'Cubed salivating over his Melissa Benoist waifu pillow.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

I'm guessing waifu is a Japanese doll pillow thing?

I'm proud to declare I honestly have no idea.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

http://i.imgur.com/V8v6uQM.png

[snake]

Yeah that pic describes it pretty well.

[ToTheNines]

Yeah that pic describes it pretty well.

This one's better:

Some people like short and petite girls. B cup breasts is fine, it gives her a down to earth "girl next door" vibe. Not every blonde needs to be rocking double D's and be 6 feet tall.

In fact its the way she looks, cute face, small petite frame, smaller breasts, that makes her...what do they call the word on tumblr...ah yes, "adorkable."

[snake]

This one's better:

Man I dunno which quote I like better for my signiture

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Man I dunno which quote I like better for my signiture

Both. It's a free country.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Seriously, someone needs to make a 'CybberCubed's best quips' thread in the Forum Games section.

[Commenter 42]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i52/JackSkinnerMorningstar/TOS063_30.jpg

[Netkeeper]

I have some screencaps. Haven't been through 'em in a while so let's see what's here.

I'll just put my own text in a diff colour to tell it apart here

http://i.imgur.com/vI8dkjy.png
I love the self-awareness of this one.

http://i.imgur.com/GZ52NUs.png
Frozen 2 was brought up earlier so this is semi-relevant, I swear!

http://i.imgur.com/58xAHxe.png
**** I TOTALLY FORGOT THIS HAPPENED OH MY GOD

http://i.imgur.com/Bm1dXjg.png
Oh, I wanted to post this one earlier but didn't know where it was. Here it is!

http://i.imgur.com/pnzY0y6.png
Gotta have an OP in here too.

http://i.imgur.com/Z8CyXP7.png
And this gem for the people that don't have viewing permissions

[Commenter 42]

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/1/12397/757675-bucky.jpg.jpeg

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Look at that awful art. Thank goodness for Jack Kirby.

I have some screencaps. Haven't been through 'em in a while so let's see what's here.

I'll just put my own text in a diff colour to tell it apart here

http://i.imgur.com/vI8dkjy.png
I love the self-awareness of this one.

http://i.imgur.com/GZ52NUs.png
Frozen 2 was brought up earlier so this is semi-relevant, I swear!

http://i.imgur.com/58xAHxe.png
**** I TOTALLY FORGOT THIS HAPPENED OH MY GOD

http://i.imgur.com/Bm1dXjg.png
Oh, I wanted to post this one earlier but didn't know where it was. Here it is!

http://i.imgur.com/pnzY0y6.png
Gotta have an OP in here too.

http://i.imgur.com/Z8CyXP7.png
And this gem for the people that don't have viewing permissions


Perfect! :lol:

[Commenter 42]

http://www.newnownext.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Sexy-Captain-America-4fe3f.jpg

[TurtleTitan97]

Look at that awful art. Thank goodness for Jack Kirby.


I'm pretty sure that art was done by Jack Kirby. :lol:

[TheSkeletonMan939]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i7emdyOv1qb0wnho1_500.jpg

Steve Rogers... totally nude!

[TheSkeletonMan939]

I'm pretty sure that art was done by Jack Kirby. :lol:

Nah, I think that's the original art from the '40s. Later on in the '60s I think they retold Cap's origin with Kirby doing the artwork.

[TurtleTitan97]

Nah, I think that's the original art from the '40s. Later on in the '60s I think they retold Cap's origin with Kirby doing the artwork.

Kirby did the art for Cap's stories during the 40s. After all, he did co-create Steve and Bucky along with Joe Simon.

[Netkeeper]

http://www.newnownext.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Sexy-Captain-America-4fe3f.jpg
Now THIS is the best post in the whole thread.

[ToTheNines]

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3686/3770/original.jpg

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Kirby did the art for Cap's stories during the 40s. After all, he did co-create Steve and Bucky along with Joe Simon.

Wow, I can't believe I didn't know that.

[Netkeeper]

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3686/3770/original.jpg
Aw, they missed a chance to call it Brokebuck Mountain.

[TurtleTitan97]

Wow, I can't believe I didn't know that.

It's all good 939, I too was surprised once I found out when I first read the Cap stories from 40s and compared his art style to his later work.

[raph27]

Gotta love how this whole thread is about Cubed. snake, I want to see that movie.

I would rather have Cap stay with Sharon to be honest.

[snake]

Anyone have the "solid dick from an iron man" screencap?


Yes I know it's an edit

[TurtleTitan97]

Anyone have the "solid dick from an iron man" screencap?


Yes I know it's an edit

http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/68/17/575e60fc5a8d86acf00e6ebb0a97cabe.jpg

[Storm Eagle]

First people want Elsa from Frozen to be a lesbian and now this. What's next? Give James Bond a male love interest? (Or has that already happened?)

[TheSkeletonMan939]

First people want Elsa from Frozen to be a lesbian and now this. What's next? Give James Bond a male love interest? (Or has that already happened?)

They want James Bond to become a Jane Bond.

[Commenter 42]

If Jesus can have a harem of men, Cap can have at least 1.

I've already moved on. I'm stumping 4 #GaySanta.

[Storm Eagle]

They want James Bond to become a Jane Bond.

So, transgender?

[TheSkeletonMan939]

So, transgender?

The Tumblr crowd wants Bond to be Gillian Anderson.

http://static.srcdn.com/slir/w863-h1280-q90-c863:1280/wp-content/uploads/Jane-Bond.jpg

[Spike Spiegel]

http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/68/17/575e60fc5a8d86acf00e6ebb0a97cabe.jpg

I was gonna post this; you totally beat me to it.

I always thought it was creepy that Cap moves on to a younger relative of Peggy...like how Wonder Woman dated Steve Trevor Jr in the old TV show.

Also, Cap and Bucky? Wasn't Bucky the kid sidekick in the early comics?

[Netkeeper]

edit: LET ME TRY THIS POST AGAIN
What's next? Give James Bond a male love interest? (Or has that already happened?)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b3/Mgs3box.jpg/250px-Mgs3box.jpg

[Shark_Blade]

Capt America is already gay for Bucky.

Sharon is just weird, when she makes out with Capt it just feels like incest. And Peggy just died too lmao talk about horny insensitive bastards. The Tumblr crowd wants Bond to be Gillian Anderson.

http://static.srcdn.com/slir/w863-h1280-q90-c863:1280/wp-content/uploads/Jane-Bond.jpg

I'd see it tbh.

[The Deadman]

Why do you think there are so many lesbian relationships in TV shows, movies, comics, anime, etc? Its not only because guys enjoy seeing it, but also because women enjoy it to and enjoy fantasizing what it would be like with another women.

Katy Perry's 2008 hit, "I kissed a girl and I liked it" wouldn't have been the smash-hit on the billboard charts if not.

How many people got excited over Natalie Portman and what's-her-name kissing in The Black Swan?

So Katy Perry only had a #1 hit because she talked about making out with other chicks? Oh okay.

[AT-Man]

I dunno, he might actually be onto something here.
And the only way to know for sure is to test this hypothesis.

Anyone want to volunteer?

Done it, but still not gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Commenter 42]

What are we volunteering for?

[Netkeeper]

I don't remember, but I think it had to do with kissing me.

[Candy Kappa]

Anyone have the "solid dick from an iron man" screencap?


Yes I know it's an edit

No it's real. solid dick is slang for straight talk or being honest.

[CyberCubed]

No it's real. solid dick is slang for straight talk or being honest.

You're right. Man, you really do learn something new every day.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Solid%20dick

Next time in public I'm going to tell someone I will give them the "solid dick" and see how they respond.

[Candy Kappa]

You're right. Man, you really do learn something new every day.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Solid%20dick

Next time in public I'm going to tell someone I will give them the "solid dick" and see how they respond.

Yes, yes you totally should, say you wanna give then a long, hard solid dick they are sure to remember through the ages.

Cause, I was completely wrong. It's photoshopped after all, although I read a very convincing reason on the term on a website that claimed it was real.

But honestly, it's not any less far-fetched then "boner" or "not up to dick". Life is a little emptier.

[Commenter 42]

You're right. Man, you really do learn something new every day.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Solid%20dick

Next time in public I'm going to tell someone I will give them the "solid dick" and see how they respond.

When's the last time you were out in public?

[DarkFell]

Yes, yes you totally should, say you wanna give then a long, hard solid dick they are sure to remember through the ages.

Cause, I was completely wrong. It's photoshopped after all, although I read a very convincing reason on the term on a website that claimed it was real.

But honestly, it's not any less far-fetched then "boner" or "not up to dick". Life is a little emptier.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/icarly/images/3/35/2edr4hj.gif/revision/latest?cb=20110627234047://
That was wonderful. Thanks CK. Although I might be partially to blame simply because I 'mentioned' Urban Dictionary on another thread.

[ProactiveMan]

Cool. If they wrote articles about every conversation* on Twitter... wait, I guess they do, don't they?!

* Conversation used in the broadest sense possible.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

And 'boner' used to be slang for a screw-up (or... tee-hee... a c0ck-up).


http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/boner1.jpg
http://static8.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/0/40/1489913-01_copy.png
http://static1.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_medium/0/40/1489976-03.png
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/boner5.jpg
http://static2.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/0/40/1489992-09_copy.png

[DarkFell]

Oh, how the times have indeed changed, for old casual words have become fodder for today's dirty thoughts. :lol:

[MsMarvelDuckie]

:teek: Who put up the cybercubedthe lesbian tag? This thread has gone WAAAY south..... And those panels nade me laugh a bit TOO much, LOL!

[Utrommaniac]

That might have been an edit, but this sure as heck was real

http://cdn.totalfratmove.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/e9be5e7d1136d919c8fdc89ee4f1e5f2.png
Though, I'm pretty sure people were laughing about it even then...


As for the rest of the thread, I don't really have a reason for support or non-support. I've only watched the Marvel movies once each as a casual viewer, so it's not something I particularly care about. That, and I shouldn't be saying "no" to the possibility of Cap. America having a boyfriend while I'm assuming an IDW TMNT character is gay, even though he hasn't entered the story yet.

[THGhost]

Wow. This thread. Wow. This is why I stick around. :P

And 'boner' used to be slang for a screw-up (or... tee-hee... a c0ck-up).


http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/boner1.jpg
http://static8.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/0/40/1489913-01_copy.png
http://static1.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_medium/0/40/1489976-03.png
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/boner5.jpg
http://static2.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/0/40/1489992-09_copy.png


:lol::lol::lol:

[plastroncafe]

Done it, but still not gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Way to be our first data point!
Any other males wanna step up their game for SCIENCE?!

Also, I realize I'm dating myself here, but there was a character on Growing Pains named "Boner" for much the same reason.
http://imageserve.babycenter.com/6/000/351/9RwTkIqwsOo0srQbE0dLUmXS0WneLgYY_lg.jpg

And now in googling that I've learned the actor, son to Star Trek legend Walter Koenig, hanged himself in 2010.
Well...that was a dark turn I wasn't expecting.

[Shark_Blade]

Well this thread suddenly got shocking real quick..

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Way to be our first data point!
Any other males wanna step up their game for SCIENCE?!

Also, I realize I'm dating myself here, but there was a character on Growing Pains named "Boner" for much the same reason.
http://imageserve.babycenter.com/6/000/351/9RwTkIqwsOo0srQbE0dLUmXS0WneLgYY_lg.jpg

And now in googling that I've learned the actor, son to Star Trek legend Walter Koenig, hanged himself in 2010.
Well...that was a dark turn I wasn't expecting.

Damn. Poor Checkov Jr.

[THGhost]

Annnd it's no longer funny.

[CyberCubed]

What other slang is there from the 30's and 40's? "Solid dick" is amazing.

Its like when you're in 2nd grade and you learn a new curse word for the first time and can't stop saying it. Like, "haha, I'm saying a bad word!" and you say it over and over again. I feel like I'm 8 years old again in 2nd grade.

Haha, "solid dick." Haha.

[TurtleTitan97]

Wow, you really are an immature dolt.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

One day someone is bound to give CyberCubed - either online or in his real life - some solid dick in response to his actions, and I doubt 'Cubed will like it at all.

[Spike Spiegel]

What other slang is there from the 30's and 40's? "Solid dick" is amazing.

Its like when you're in 2nd grade and you learn a new curse word for the first time and can't stop saying it. Like, "haha, I'm saying a bad word!" and you say it over and over again. I feel like I'm 8 years old again in 2nd grade.

Haha, "solid dick." Haha.

http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/until%20dawn%20stormare%20gif.gif

[shuriken]

This was glorious up until I heard about the death of that boner kid.
And yeah I've kissed a dude before. Felt nothing so not gay I guess. Was more of a dare actually, and yeah not a fan.
As for Cap, I think he's just awkward with women for the most part, not gay. But he defenitely loves Bucky like a brother.
I'd see either Dick Grayson or Spider-man, or Johnny Storm being Bi though. Wouldn't be too shocking.

[CyberCubed]

I'd see either Dick Grayson

Dick Grayson being gay is more of a meme. Especially with that name and the old 50's stuff with him and Bruce being too chummy together.

Dick being straight and being a self insert character for male fan is part of his character. His creation in the first place was to give young boys a character to identify with while he was with Batman. There's a reason he gets hot babes like Barbara and Starfire.

[snake]

And yeah I've kissed a dude before.
Did you say no homo?

[The Deadman]

I feel like I'm 8 years old again in 2nd grade.


Whos to say you never lost that mentality? :lol:

[THGhost]

Whos to say you never lost that mentality? :lol:

I think that's pretty self-evident. :lol:

[PangolinFeets]

Please, for the love of god, just give us a Young Avengers TV show with precious, perfect Hulkling and Wiccan. They are, by and large, the best depiction of a gay couple in the Marvel universe.
And give America a pretty girlfriend.

Then we is in business....gay business. :3

[shuriken]

Did you say no homo?

:lol:
no. Pretty sure the other dude woulda taken offense since he was gay. or bi, don't remember. That was weird night for me

[Shark_Blade]

Dick Grayson being gay is more of a meme. Especially with that name and the old 50's stuff with him and Bruce being too chummy together.

Dick being straight and being a self insert character for male fan is part of his character.http://i.imgur.com/mL366UG.jpg

[Spike Spiegel]

This was glorious up until I heard about the death of that boner kid.
And yeah I've kissed a dude before. Felt nothing so not gay I guess. Was more of a dare actually, and yeah not a fan.
As for Cap, I think he's just awkward with women for the most part, not gay. But he defenitely loves Bucky like a brother.
I'd see either Dick Grayson or Spider-man, or Johnny Storm being Bi though. Wouldn't be too shocking.

I can actually see there being some unresolved sexual tension between Johnny and Peter.

http://i.imgur.com/mL366UG.jpg

I don't know; this one looks fairly innocent to me, other than the two of them sharing a bed. Maybe things were just different back then. Anyway, I think Pre-Crisis Batman was an amicable man with a lot of heart.

There are a lot of boys today who wish they had a father figure to repair cars with.

[CyberCubed]

Also keep in mind Dick Grayson is essentially Bruce's adopted son. I mean he flat out takes him in after he loses his parents. I don't know what age Dick is when Bruce takes him in (I think he's 10, or 12 at the most?), but he looks to Bruce as a father figure.

I often find it odd how often people overlook that "Robin" isn't just Batman's partner, he's essentially his adopted son and family.

[Shark_Blade]

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http://i.imgur.com/jhMSaRz.png

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http://i.imgur.com/22CCrQU.png

http://i.imgur.com/mV2PPRc.png

http://i.imgur.com/aaxhBfb.png

[CyberCubed]

Titans Go really promotes gay bashing? Why does Cartoon Network allow this?

[Shark_Blade]

Titans Go really promotes gay bashing? Why does Cartoon Network allow this?

Where are they gay bashing? Did you even watch it properly? :trolleye:

[CyberCubed]

There's another clip where Robin and Cyborg kiss but Robin's spits and wipes his lips like he's disgusted. Someone can post it here. I can't believe CN allowed that and this is a show aimed at kids not an adult comedy or anything.

Dis gon b gud.

[Shark_Blade]

There's another clip where Robin and Cyborg kiss but Robin's spits and wipes his lips like he's disgusted. Someone can post it here. I can't believe CN allowed that and this is a show aimed at kids not an adult comedy or anything.

Dis gon b gud.
So if you're about to go for your lesbian kiss, then some dude suddenly came in and you kissed his lips instead, you'd be fine with it too? Even enjoying and loving it?

[Spike Spiegel]

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Wow, maybe I need to give TTG another chance. That was actually funny.

[Utrommaniac]

http://i.imgur.com/mL366UG.jpg

Interestingly, this is from the period of time where a husband and wife weren't allowed to share a bed on television, and when they did, it had to be tiptoed around. But when two men shared a bed, it was okay.

It happened quite a bit in the Heckle and Jeckle shorts...

I like the way this thread has transitioned.
At the start: Should they or shouldn't they?
Now: Boy. 1950's times were weird.

[plastroncafe]

Batgirl was introduced because people had issue with Batman having a "Ward."

[Etsyturtle2]

I'm straight and if a guy kissed me i'd be digusted, too.

[Aaronardo]

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Holy sh*t. I didn't think Teen Titans Go could sink to a newer low, but wow. There was not a second in that video I wasn't hilariously uncomfortable. Congratulations, writers. You f*cked up even more than you have before.

[plastroncafe]

Really? I thought it was hilarious.
Takes all kinds, I guess.

[THGhost]

Wow, maybe I need to give TTG another chance. That was actually funny.

Teen Tians Go is actually pretty funny at times. People hated it cos it wasn't the Teen Titans they wanted and never gave it a chance.

I'm straight and if a guy kissed me i'd be digusted, too.

As would I, because I'm straight too. That doesn't make us or anybody else "gay bashers", Cubed.

[The Deadman]

I'm straight and if a guy kissed me i'd be digusted, too.

Cubed's about to shame you because you didnt enjoy it.

[plastroncafe]

Being kissed by someone you didn't consent to kissing is disgusting.
Making it about gay/straight/bi leaves one open to the argument that they're -phobic.

[The Deadman]

I just went back and reread some of the tweets in that article....I like how someone actually said that after they turned Cap gay, to erase everything leading up to that point in the movie universe. Uhh...it doesnt work like that.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Holy sh*t. I didn't think Teen Titans Go could sink to a newer low, but wow. There was not a second in that video I wasn't hilariously uncomfortable. Congratulations, writers. You f*cked up even more than you have before.

Ditto. Teen Titans Go is garbage. So many of the writers are piss-poor, humorless, talentless fools.

Except for Amy Wolfram. She usually writes pretty great episodes.

I just went back and reread some of the tweets in that article....I like how someone actually said that after they turned Cap gay, to erase everything leading up to that point in the movie universe. Uhh...it doesnt work like that.

Sadly, since comics - both Marvel and DC - re-erase continuty every two or three years these days, and DoFP just did the same thing, I wouldn't blame someone for thinking that.

[snake]

I dunno, I thought that clip was pretty funny

[Netkeeper]

Yeah, that video was cute and kinda funny, I dunno, I smiled at least.

[CyberCubed]

Someone post the other clip where cyborg/robin kiss.

[THGhost]

Someone post the other clip where cyborg/robin kiss.

This one?

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This doesn't seem like gay bashing to me. Robin's just pissed that Cyborg got in his way of kissing Starfire.

[CyberCubed]

I'm more surprised CN allowed a boy/boy kiss on TV even if its in a comedic manner.

[Shark_Blade]

I'm more surprised CN allowed a boy/boy kiss on TV even if its in a comedic manner.

Wow, you're way out of touch Cubed...

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CN already had lesbian kiss.

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Even Nickelodeon doesn't shy away from two boys kissing. It's not even comedic, just full on romantic. Get with the time.

[snake]

I'm more surprised CN allowed a boy/boy kiss on TV even if its in a comedic manner.

I'm not. CN has been catering to the tumblr crowd since Adventure Time. It's their audience now.

[Shark_Blade]

I'm not. CN has been catering to the tumblr crowd since Adventure Time. It's their audience now.Yup.

http://www.newnownext.com/adventure-time-creator-reveals-two-main-characters-had-a-gay-relationship/08/2014/

And how could one forget Dexter's Laboratory gay scene with Mandark and Surfer dude?

[Utrommaniac]

I seem to recall an episode of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy wherein two male characters came under the influence of a love potion and got married. In a Harry Potter parody. At a beach party.

[plastroncafe]

It's nice when other special interest groups get some catering.

[CyberCubed]

So they really have blatant gay characters in American cartoons now? Wow, I thought this was something that only happened in the Japanese anime!

[Utrommaniac]

It's been happening for a while.

Legend of Korra ended with her starting a relationship with Asami (technically they're both bisexual)

Gravity Falls ended with the two policemen subtly/not-so-subtly declaring their love for each other.

Steven Universe has it all throughout.

At least in the US, it's coming in the wave of same-sex marriage being legalized/went into production just in time for it. In Japan, there's a little bit of a different situation. It's still not legalized there, and homosexuality in manga/anime is generally fetishized.

[ProactiveMan]

Ren and Stimpy were gay.

[snake]

So they really have blatant gay characters in American cartoons now? Wow, I thought this was something that only happened in the Japanese anime!

Thanks for clarifying "the Japanese anime". I would've thought you meant Canadian anime.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Ren and Stimpy were gay.

I guess you never saw the episode where Ren fondles tits the whole time at a nude beach.

[plastroncafe]

again with the bi-erasure...

[ProactiveMan]

I guess you never saw the episode where Ren fondles tits the whole time at a nude beach.

Yeah I saw it. It was right after the episode where he sawed a log in Stimpy's butt, and that was after the episode with the 'pitcher/catcher' scene.

The deal is, Ren will take anything he can get, and Stimpy is in love with Ren. Ren would love to be a Lothario; he'll settle for Stimpy.

I feel a little grubby having to refer to Adult Party Cartoon, but rest assured, those two were on together in the 90s as well.

[snake]

Are we seriously debating Ren and Stimpy's sexuality?

I mean, just think about that for a second and let it settle in.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Are we seriously debating Ren and Stimpy's sexuality?

I mean, just think about that for a second and let it settle in.

At least we aren't talking about Bert and Ernie yet...

[The Deadman]

At least we aren't talking about Bert and Ernie yet...

Bert is totally the dominant one in that relationship.

[Shiro Kame]

Yeah I saw it. It was right after the episode where he sawed a log in Stimpy's butt, and that was after the episode with the 'pitcher/catcher' scene.

The deal is, Ren will take anything he can get, and Stimpy is in love with Ren. Ren would love to be a Lothario; he'll settle for Stimpy.

I feel a little grubby having to refer to Adult Party Cartoon, but rest assured, those two were on together in the 90s as well.

Could we please not mention the Adult Party Cartoon? I still need a tub of brainbleach from Ren Seeks Help. That show was one of the worst to ever exist, and there was a reason it got cancelled after one season at the exact same year that it premiered.

[plastroncafe]

Bert is totally the dominant one in that relationship.

Possibly, but Ernie is a power-bottom.

[Spike Spiegel]

Yup.



And how could one forget Dexter's Laboratory gay scene with Mandark and Surfer dude?

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[CyberCubed]

I'm finding all these gay/lesbian scenes in cartoons to be surprising. Keep posting more of them, I want to see what else I've missed over the years.

[Shark_Blade]

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Yes that's the one. :D

Could we please not mention the Adult Party Cartoon? I still need a tub of brainbleach from Ren Seeks Help. That show was one of the worst to ever exist, and there was a reason it got cancelled after one season at the exact same year that it premiered.So my curiosity gets the best of me, so I found this...

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I'm actually worried when the narrator gave me a second warning not to proceed in the midst of the video (4:45). :tconfuse: It's midnight and I don't need the nightmares..

Here goes..

What horrors are in store for me?

Update: Welp, it was nothing. I guess I am desensitized now.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Aaaaand this thread just got weirder. Didn't even think that was possible.

This year's award for most bizarre thread goes to.... Captain America's Boyfriend!!!

[DarkFell]

This year's award for most bizarre thread goes to.... Captain America's Boyfriend!!!
The year is still young Duckie; that means that even more threads (that will do the 180 degree thing away from the main topic) are on the way. :P

[CyberCubed]

I don't get why the thread about Disney fans wanting Elsa to get a lesbian love interest was closed but this one about Captain America fans wanting him to get a gay boyfriend remains open.

At least the one about Elsa getting a girlfriend in Frozen 2 is a lot more realistic.

[DarkFell]

.....
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[The Deadman]

What's more impressive is how it went 9'pages. I'm surprised it didn't get shut down around page 4 or 5.

[CyberCubed]

.....
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There's an entire tag on twitter about giving Elsa a girlfriend in Frozen 2:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/giveelsaagirlfriend

Shippers mean serious business.

[Utrommaniac]

Huh...didn't think I'd see Mr. Enter on this site. But I did.

[Spike Spiegel]

What's more impressive is how it went 9'pages. I'm surprised it didn't get shut down around page 4 or 5.

Maybe it's because there has actually been a civil discussion going on here.

[THGhost]

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Don't forget this entire episode that got banned because of a certain character at 2:38:

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[Spike Spiegel]

Don't forget this entire episode that got banned because of a certain character at 2:38:

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Well, nobody wants a Marvel lawsuit...

[Casey]

This may have already been said and to be honest, I don't really mind one way or another, but why can't we have two male characters who show their love in a platonic way and show physical affection in ways we no longer feel comfortable with and... let them not be sexually or romantically involved. While I agree that it would be great for younger people to have a huge, big named superhero that they can look up to as well as help to promote the acceptance of gay people, why does he have to be gay or bi or pan at all?

OR

To speak on the opposite side, let him be gay or bi or pan in one universe, and not the others. But, honestly, I don't care about him being one way or another. I just don't get why we can't have male characters who are affectionate without people saying "OMG! They're gay together!"

That's all.

[THGhost]

I just don't get why we can't have male characters who are affectionate without people saying "OMG! They're gay together!"

It's like being in High School all over again.

[shuriken]

This may have already been said and to be honest, I don't really mind one way or another, but why can't we have two male characters who show their love in a platonic way and show physical affection in ways we no longer feel comfortable with and... let them not be sexually or romantically involve
That's all.

Supernatural. Sam and Dean really love and care about each other. I haven't watched since season 6 but they do.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Supernatural. Sam and Dean really love and care about each other. I haven't watched since season 6 but they do.

I don't think he was talking about siblings. Brothers are supposed to care and show affection for each other. It's a given. At least if they are close.

[PangolinFeets]

Seriously, if people are clamoring for gay characters in comics, please support Young Avengers. It's also ****ing wonderful.


http://i.imgur.com/3hnSmXH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2gWqOZJ.jpg

[CyberCubed]

LOL, that last panel, another lesbian reference. The writers truly give fans exactly what they want.

"Girl, I've seen the way you look at me, you're not that straight."

But of course. Media portrays all girls as bisexual nowadays.

[plastroncafe]

No. Wrong. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Seriously, if people are clamoring for gay characters in comics, please support Young Avengers. It's also ****ing wonderful.


http://i.imgur.com/3hnSmXH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2gWqOZJ.jpg


That was hilarious. I laughed too loud and woke up the baby.

Thanks a lot, Pangolins. :tmad: :twink:

[ProactiveMan]

Are we seriously debating Ren and Stimpy's sexuality?

I mean, just think about that for a second and let it settle in.

Exactly, there's no debate; they totally are.

Could we please not mention the Adult Party Cartoon? I still need a tub of brainbleach from Ren Seeks Help. That show was one of the worst to ever exist, and there was a reason it got cancelled after one season at the exact same year that it premiered.

There was more than one reason. If you're interested in this stuff at all, check out a book called Sick Little Monkeys: The Unauthorized Ren & Stimpy Story by Thad Komorowski. It paints a fairly unglamorous picture of the APC saga. It also offers some pretty good insight as to why John K was fired from the show in the 90s too.

[The Deadman]

LOL, that last panel, another lesbian reference. The writers truly give fans exactly what they want.

"Girl, I've seen the way you look at me, you're not that straight."

But of course. Media portrays all girls as bisexual nowadays.

So out of touch it's not even funny

[PangolinFeets]

That was hilarious. I laughed too loud and woke up the baby.

Thanks a lot, Pangolins. :tmad: :twink:

If you like that, you should read the whole thing. Gillen's run is amazing.
Also, Billy and Teddy are in the main New Avenger's story and are basically the most powerful superheros in current Marvel continuity. Wiccan is the reality-warping son of the Scarlet witch and the Vision, with all their powers and then some, and Hulkling is Kree-Skrull hybrid royalty.

Behold: the gay, Jewish, space Messiah and his husband, the King of Space.

http://i.imgur.com/RevYeWf.png


Gotta love comics.