The nWo presents: The UnOfficial eBay Crappy finds thread!

[GK Punk]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2955557542&category=14 69



[edit by Machias: Heh, I stickied it for ya, have a disturbing thread party... ;) ]

[That Matt Guy]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2956797164&category=14 67

[GK Punk]

Wow im not sure what one is worse, yours or mine -_-

[damnhooligan]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2956869413&category=14 69 - I don't know why this one made me laugh as much as it did. "BORING!"

[That Matt Guy]

Speaking of gay: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3245851497&category=41 393

[Peanut]

Oh man. K47's is TERRIBLE! Messed up people in this world, and who would buy a desktop theme?

[Raven]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2956797164&category=14 67

oh man thats just :sick: :dead:

[JRisindahouse]

I saw a G1 Transformer Minibot Seaspray in original plastic on cardboard packet for £255!

RUBBISH!! I got G1 Optimus Prime 100% complete mint in box for less than £30! I've even seen mint in box Megatron and/or Soundwave selling for less!

I even bought the Decepticon jets Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker for less!!

Also, I saw G1 Fortress Maximus with loads of bits missing including the robot that transforms into his head (Fortress Maximus was part of the Headmasters series) and a doodled on box selling for about £150!!

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2955557542&category=14 69 :lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol:
HOLY ****ING ****!!!!!
WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT THAT?! THAT IS ABSO-****ING-LUTELY INSANE!!! :lol: :lol:

[Kid Icarus]

no one's gonna really care about this item........ but what the hell :lol:
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3352907864&category=21 0

[Reznorite420]

no one's gonna really care about this item........ but what the hell :lol:
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3352907864&category=21 0Wow...pay for a professional Photoshopped JPEG...

[That Matt Guy]

no one's gonna really care about this item........ but what the hell :lol:
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3352907864&category=21 0

Reminds me off this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3354781719&category=19 7

[Caster_Troy]

I'd have to say this is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2957942982&category=11 776

and
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3631121134&category=20 8



I lied, it's this...thing.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2956661912&category=19 257
The best part is in the description where it says "Spike glows in the dark." lmfao

[That Matt Guy]

The last one truly is a crappy find.

[Caster_Troy]

lol
I was just going with what the post said... GK asks for crap I'll get him crap... in more ways than one, it seems. l
ol

[JameO]

no one's gonna really care about this item........ but what the hell :lol:
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3352907864&category=21 0

Reminds me off this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3354781719&category=19 7

:lol: :lol: :lol: I WANT IT!

[Reznorite420]

This thread is making me want to pop in Weird Al Yankovic's Poodle Hat and turn it to track 11...

[ThirdMarioBro]

Ebay kicked it off shortly after it was listed but I swear this is real.
Someone on ebay once tried to sell a Brittney Spears fart contained in a box. It was selling for $12,000,000. Ebay kicked it off, but it sure was funny.
Here is the link to the message board that I found out about it at.

http://www.sonic-cult.org/forumsx/index.php?showtopic=1703

I think you have to sign up to access the page. I wouldn't stay though, the place in question (Sonic Cult) is filled with idiots. Still, that was the funniest ebay auction I've ever seen. :lol:

[Tinselcat]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2955557542&category=14 69
*rocks back and forth, holding temples and muttering* not right...not right... it's wrong... make it stop... *shudder*

ohmigod, i finally understand where the term 'douchebag' comes from... that's pretty wrong, too.

[GK Punk]

:lol:
I found that on Wrestle Crap's website, someone sent it in to the mailbag section, and when I saw that I knew I had to share.

[Tinselcat]

it's...so...wrong... i'll never be the same again. i'm going to have to go back to therapy, and they're going to put me on even more medication, all because of my morbid curiosity! I'M GONNA SUE!! (i'm not, really...)

[GK Punk]

*pats on back*

There there, there there.

[Tinselcat]

*sniffle*

[JameO]

PADDED ROOM! STRAIGHT JACKET! GET HER BOYS!

[Tinselcat]

YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE MY MIGHTY KILLER DEATH-FISH!!! BACK! BACK, I SAY!!

[Raven]

:lol: its funny how a NWO thread (the biggest spammers) have there own thread spammed by others.

mabey its only funny to me :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

No, Mars is the biggest spammer.

[GK Punk]

The reason I started the thread, was randomly, someone finds something odd on eBay and posts it. I figured this way, there is a thread already waiting for them :D

[JRisindahouse]

I also think the fake Chinese Knockoff G1 Gestalt teams are a ripoff too. Look at Menasor (Stunticons), you don't even get 2 of the Stunticons which were Dead End and Wild Rider, instead you get 2 Technobots who formed Computron!

You get annoyed when you see these knock-off Gestalts when you're trying to find that elusive Constructicons Devastator giftset.

[That Matt Guy]

FOOD!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2957833574&category=14 68

[Voltron]

My friend sold my other friend on E-Bay. He was sold for $.72.

[damnhooligan]

Uncle Bob's Testicular Prosthesis
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&item=2958607726&category=14 69

[Mars-Chan]

No, Mars is the biggest spammer.
If you have something you want to say to me Matt, say it to my face and not behind my back.

[That Matt Guy]

No, Mars is the biggest spammer.
If you have something you want to say to me Matt, say it to my face and not behind my back.

How the hell is that behind your back?, you could see it anytime. :roll:

[Leo656]

Eh, no need for fighting. A little randomness never really hurt anything. Far be it from me to discourage people from making brief, random, slightly OT comments in this OOOOH a butterfly! ((chases))

[That Matt Guy]

Uncle Bob's Testicular Prosthesis
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&item=2958607726&category=14 69

:lol: "I am including a genuine Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch."

[JameO]

Uncle Bob's Testicular Prosthesis
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&item=2958607726&category=14 69

:lol: "I am including a genuine Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch."

OMG Now thats something to get! :lol:

[HorseTechie]

An item I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole!

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2864142611&category=46 815

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

That one's not so bad, HT. :-?

[damnhooligan]

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&item=2958975298&category=14 69

"PLEASE NOTE: due to the nature of this auction, i'm selling the item AS IS. i personally have witnessed the seemingly supernatural occurances associated with this item, however i cannot guarantee that you will. thanks for checking it out."

[That Matt Guy]

:lol: I should buy that and then drive back to the persons house and leave it on their doorstep.

[damnhooligan]

:lol: I should buy that and then drive back to the persons house and leave it on their doorstep.
If that isn't worth $3.75, I don't know what is.

[That Matt Guy]

:lol: I should buy that and then drive back to the persons house and leave it on their doorstep.
If that isn't worth $3.75, I don't know what is.

Well now that I see the person lives in Canuck land, I might change my mind about driving there. It would probably be funnier to just mail the package back to em' like 5 months after the auction ended.

[Dinogrrl]

This one isn't so much crappy as just funny.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3152508871&category=45 451

"The 14" Mutant Ninja Turtle & Britney Spears..lol"

The pic is great - Don really looks to be in pain. :P

[That Matt Guy]

What can I say? Don and a Britney Spears doll wrestling on top of the hood of a truck in some woods... :| Greatest ebay pic EVER! :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&item=2958975298&category=14 69

HOLY ****! THAT THING SOLD FOR OVER $100 ?!?!? :lol: :o :lol:

I think I might have some haunted toys too...

[JameO]

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&item=2958975298&category=14 69

HOLY sh**! THAT THING SOLD FOR OVER $100 ?!?!? :lol: :o :lol:

I think I might have some haunted toys too...

Yeah thats crazy. People do like to waste money.

[Mars-Chan]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! :lol: :tlol: :lol: :tlol: GO DONNY! RIP HER LEG OFF!!!

[Dinogrrl]

This is both weird and sad.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3153945827&category=45 451

[Dinogrrl]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3360298517&category=41 597

Check the screen cap.Hee. Note to moron - that is NOT German. More like Dutch or something northern European.

[Voltron]

Its kind of like having video commentary by the Sweddish Chef.

[Bowser_Koopa]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3360298517&category=41 597

Check the screen cap.Hee. Note to moron - that is NOT German. More like Dutch or something northern European. :lol: :lol: :lol: he got them off Mirc!!!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :lol:

Legal Disclaimer - These were all legally copied and the price of this is only to cover for various prices that come up during the making of the CD set.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!....lega?!!!....ahahahaha!!!

[JameO]

What a joke! I want all the episodes but german subtitles? no thanks! :o And Legal Disclaimer.....no wonder there are no bids...

[Bowser_Koopa]

did you bknow someone was selling half a subway sandwich?...can you believe it actually had bids.............HAHAHAAHAHA!!!!.......... :lol: :lol: :evilgrin: :lol:

[GK Punk]

lol think that's bad? There's a dumbass I know that argued with me that those Subtitles are... SPANISH.

[Bowser_Koopa]

:flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :x :x :x

that thing is nothin NOTHING near spanish!!!

[Voltron]

:flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :x :x :x

that thing is nothin NOTHING near spanish!!!

Yeah, looks more like Mexican to me...

[That Matt Guy]

One scary f***ing doll!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2390&item=29626699 55

[Dinogrrl]

Woa!! That is freakin' scary. Jeebus, imagine having that sitting on your shelf. Ick.

And just to note - those subtitles are NOT GERMAN. Like I noted in the original post. They're probably Dutch. I can't believe some tool thought they were Spanish. :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

One scary f***ing doll!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2390&item=29626699 55

That thing looks possessed.... :sweatdro:


*hides the kitchen Knives*

[Mars-Chan]

It does!!! :o

*hides herself behind a bullet-proof wall* Where is my cross?! *looks around frantically, spots it around her neck and sighs* Whew.....

You want possessed?!
Try THIS:

http://members.aol.com/gined60/clone

[Voltron]

It does!!! :o

*hides herself behind a bullet-proof wall* Where is my cross?! *looks around frantically, spots it around her neck and sighs* Whew.....

You want possessed?!
Try THIS:

http://members.aol.com/gined60/clone

Technodrome, my mother. Mom...the Technodrome...

[Bowser_Koopa]

hahahahah....

[That Matt Guy]

It does!!! :o

*hides herself behind a bullet-proof wall* Where is my cross?! *looks around frantically, spots it around her neck and sighs* Whew.....

You want possessed?!
Try THIS:

http://members.aol.com/gined60/clone

Want to know something really scary about that? It's a man.

[Mars-Chan]

WAH!!! :o

[Machias Banshee]

I thought that was Anna Nicole Smith!


*Thud*


... :dead: ....

[Mars-Chan]

Machi, just watch my kitty! :D

[Anarky]

i once found some of them strange auctions

here you go:
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/grandma.html
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/bobbitt.html
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/poop.html
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/meaninglife.html
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/algore.html
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/shopvac.html
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/bigzero.html
http://www.dotcomscotland.co.uk/weirdsites/ebay/eBay1.htm
http://www.dotcomscotland.co.uk/weirdsites/ebay/GHOSTBRA.htm
http://www.dotcomscotland.co.uk/weirdsites/ebay/BoobiesinaJar.htm
http://www.dotcomscotland.co.uk/weirdsites/ebay/BESTTHINGEVER.htm
http://www.dotcomscotland.co.uk/weirdsites/ebay/MTBox.htm
http://www.dotcomscotland.co.uk/weirdsites/ebay/CatofSatan.htm MY FAVOURITE
http://www.dotcomscotland.co.uk/weirdsites/ebay/2HeadedBaby.htm
http://www.dotcomscotland.co.uk/weirdsites/ebay/b-Name%20Our%20Baby.htm


btw. those subtitles are dutch. believe me.

[Bowser_Koopa]

he is selling his dick O.o............ :oops:

[GK Punk]

that's hillarious.

All though it bothers me they sold their cat on eBay. In fact, it downright angers me.

And that guy is selling the meaning of life on ebay? Hell, I outta sell the Meaning of the Ending of Big-O on eBay. I bet I could get a pretty Penny for that :lol:

(I dedicate that last tangent to Krang and Shredder.)

[Anarky]

it's not just any cat. it's the cat of satan.

[GK Punk]

Dosn't change the fact animals can die during shipping.

[Bowser_Koopa]

coming froma kittie lover....that must hurt you man >_<

[GK Punk]

Yeah, I dun like people hurting kitties -_-

[Mars-Chan]

Then watch the cat in my Avvy, Gk.

[Anarky]

well, quite true with the shipping. i only hope that the former keeper of satan's cat was kind enough to take care of that

[Mr. Snackpants]

ugghhhhh, cats :x All cats are evil........

[That Matt Guy]

How can you hate cats? or any animal?

[Bowser_Koopa]

welll.. . . . . . . . . .. you see cat, you hate cat, you kill cat, you don't regret :roll: . . . . . . . .and if anybody realizes, you go to jail :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

*Shakes her head*

[Cascadia]

why would anyone would want to be cruel their animal or a family member? I love animals and never have been cruel to none of my 4-legged babies.

[Reznorite420]

Hey, SciFreak...don't worry, I have 2 cats myself.





























One on either side of the fireplace ;)

J/Kugghhhhh, cats :x All cats are evil........Never had a cat in your life, have you ;)

[Cascadia]

i have tons of 4-legged babies

[JameO]

Yeah kittens and cats can be a very nice and cute pet. Ben probably got into a conflict with one of bad cats. There are a few of them out and there is some great ones depending on training. My cat is personally a bad cat always biting me and for no reason what so ever. Has Siemese in it and was a fighting cat. It all depends on the pet. If he bites then I smack him lightly to make sure he knows its wrong but sometimes you can't get it through to them. But most cats ive seen are cute and loveable.

[Cascadia]

I have 3 dogs, 4 horses, 20 buffalo, 5 cows, 2 goats, 40 fish, 2 crawfish, 2 ducks, and a big red-headed slider.

[That Matt Guy]

Ok, you must own half of Colorado too. 20 Buffalo? Jeez.

[Caster_Troy]

I have 3 dogs, 4 horses, 20 buffalo, 5 cows, 2 goats, 40 fish, 2 crawfish, 2 ducks, and a big red-headed slider.

:lol: Jeeze, what? Are you Dr. Do-little?

[Cascadia]

:lol: :lol: in a way, yes, I am

[JameO]

I have 3 dogs, 4 horses, 20 buffalo, 5 cows, 2 goats, 40 fish, 2 crawfish, 2 ducks, and a big red-headed slider.

And where will these animals be going when you move into an appartment. I doubt they landlord will let anything more than a dog in. :lol: Also how much land do you own for all these animals?

[Cascadia]

my family owns 260 acres....none of the animals are coming with me except for my guardian angel.....the ashes of my thoroughbred

[Dinogrrl]

Here's an interesting ebay auction - TMNT and Sailor Moon Doujinshi.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3254844908&category=13 45&rd=1

I'd love to see the whole thing, but am rather lacking in funds, not to mention I think the asking price is a little steep. I'm not overly fond of the way the turtles are drawn but I'm intrigued all the same.

[Cascadia]

here is something that I found although it is already bought

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2958368400&category=14 68

[Dinogrrl]

That's bizzaro! How would you package that so it didn't get broken in transit? Weird.

[Anarky]

hand luggage?

[JameO]

here is something that I found although it is already bought

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2958368400&category=14 68

That would be good if it was a ketchup chip. :) And also yeah it would be really hard to get it to the bidder without breaking unless he hand delivered it.

[The Defibrillator]

Why would anybody buy something like that? Are they gonna frame it or something?

[Bowser_Koopa]

maybe he is gonna eat it XD hahahha.........maybe who bought it is stupid :roll:

[Cascadia]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2969689320&category=14 69

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2969559862&category=14 69

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2968855829&category=14 69

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2968589640&category=14 69


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2968380647&category=14 67

[That Matt Guy]

We have those fake cameras at work. The managment is too cheap to buy real ones.

[Voltron]

I love those lottery tickets

[ThirdMarioBro]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2968393585&category=14 67 :lol: :lol:

Ho, Ho, Ho...*FZZT*

Finally, I got that one out! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3574032759&category=22 3

Better than Hotwheels.

[Bowser_Koopa]

OMG!!! i know what you're getting for Christmas!!

[Anarky]

Wow, that's cool.

I'm still looking for an Iron cross without a nazi-cross in the middle...

[That Matt Guy]

You mean an imperial German one? With a W in the middle?

[Anarky]

either that or something like that. there mustn't be a nazi cross in the middle.

http://www.dhm.de/magazine/orden/bilder/gross/036cg.jpg

[That Matt Guy]

Yeah I see. That version looks like a model 1813 1st class type. It should just have the date "1813" on it.

[Anarky]

uhm...yeah, look like it *pretendingtobeanexpert* what does that corss mean btw.? you seem to be the expert here...

[That Matt Guy]

Well...

In 1813, Prussian King Friedrich Wilhelm III established the Iron Cross as an award for bestowal during times of war. The Iron Cross was split into three grades (or classes) with the highest being the Grand Cross, which was intended for award to the highest commanders for successfully leading troops in combat. The First and Second classes of the award were issued to all ranks of soldiers for various acts of bravery or merit in action.

[That Matt Guy]

And here is what the 2nd class of the award looks like. The third reich one is obvious.

http://irev.net/matthew138/crosses.jpg

[Anarky]

sounds cool, i just like the shape and the fact that Lobo wears one. Independent, a skate company has their logo in the shape of the cross btw.

[That Matt Guy]

Yeah, a lot of people like em, especially punks and bikers.

[Anarky]

...punks...

you got me there :D

do you know how much they cost and where to get them?

[That Matt Guy]

An original or a reproduction?

[Anarky]

an original would be neat, but if too expensive a reproduction will have to do...

[That Matt Guy]

Repros are cheap as dirt, you can probably get one off of ebay for like $8.00

[Anarky]

and originals? very expensive?

[That Matt Guy]

Depends on what class and what time period. You can get WWI 2nd class crosses for like $60 or cheaper. But 1st class crosses sell for around $200. Third Reich ones are a little more expensive, but you wouldn't want one because of the swastika.

[Anarky]

well 60$ doesn't sound too bad. see i like original stuff(who doesn't?)

i even got a 20'000 Deutsche Reichsmark bill. I bougth it for something around 1$. i actually wanted the 1'000'000'000 one but not enough money

[That Matt Guy]

Sweet.

If you want to know a good place to buy originals, then here it is:

http://www.germanmilitaria.com/

They are located in Canada and I have bought several things from them before, and have been very pleased.

[Anarky]

hey looky-looky what i found. it's an original near mint condition. A iron cross in gold with a swastika in the middle. looks pretty neat actually and it's for sale, almost free... interested?

[That Matt Guy]

I can't see it.

[Anarky]

Ok then try this (http://www.geocities.com/d_bear2002/eiserneskreuz.jpg)[/url]

[That Matt Guy]

Ok...

That is the NSDAP faithful service cross 1st class. This version was given to someone who worked for 40 years in service to the state.

[That Matt Guy]

Let's get this **** rolling again...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3262476587&category=41 3

Just what I always wanted.

[That Matt Guy]

I've been needing a disembodied Patrick Stewart head.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3649495237&category=10 797

[GK Punk]

lmao!

Imagine putting that in someone's bed while they sleep.

[Demonfox38]

Here's something I found that looked just ridiculious.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3167192681&category=26 22

What would you do with something that big?

[That Matt Guy]

What would you do with it? What couldn't you do with it is more like it!

[damnhooligan]

The question here is: What can't you do with this?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&item=2977175178&category=14 69

The sky's the limit.

[That Matt Guy]

Maybe sneak up to a elementary school playground at night and leave it laying on the ground?

[azure turtle]

The question here is: What can't you do with this?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&item=2977175178&category=14 69

The sky's the limit.
OMG... That'd give me nightmares if I find out lying around somewhere. :teek:

[Mars-Chan]

:teek: I'm with you on that, Az. :teek:

[That Matt Guy]

Some of you might need this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3379459359&category=22 78

Or maybe this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26432&item=2454839 870

[GK Punk]

Man, You always find the funniest stuff. I don't know how you do it, but God speed.

[Voltron]

If I only had 7 million dollars...

[Reznorite420]

This one's going down in history, I swear... (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2982840685)

EDIT: Seeing as how it was taken off before the auction ended (thank God), it was an Asian guy in England auctioning off his virginity. Let me put it this way: judging from the pic posted, not even the Elephant Man would want to grant him that wish!

[Demonfox38]

Oh . . .dear . . .lord . . .

[Anarky]

it's no longer there, what is it?

[That Matt Guy]

Don't know.

These will make it all better.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3171606833&category=31 7

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=317200526 1

[GK Punk]

Wow, someone has reached new lows.
(M138, do you need someone to host an Avatar for you?)

[Bowser_Koopa]

it's no longer there, what is it?


it was a guy selling his virginity............he had 21 bids, the tarting bid was 0.01, and it reached the 180 or something, he was in england i think

[kyabetsu]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3270186243&category=13 45#ebayphotohosting

two great flavors that taste great together:


it's doujinshi. japanese fan-comics. what have they conspired to combine THIS time? oh yes, it's Sailor Moon Meets the TMNT.

http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/3e/69/5e_1.JPG

[That Matt Guy]

Looks a little obscene. I wonder what they are thinking.

[Moose]

It says:

Turtle(don't know which): Pizza...
Sailor...Jupiter? : Senpai...
Turtle(don't nkow which): Pizza...


I don't know where this was exactly...but my friend told me that there was someone selling an aircraft carrier for 7 million dollars on ebay and asking for a deposit of 500, 000.
No bids so far :D

[Bowser_Koopa]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3270186243&category=13 45#ebayphotohosting

two great flavors that taste great together:


it's doujinshi. japanese fan-comics. what have they conspired to combine THIS time? oh yes, it's Sailor Moon Meets the TMNT.

http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/3e/69/5e_1.JPG
this one was posted already...is still hillarious though :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

I don't know where this was exactly...but my friend told me that there was someone selling an aircraft carrier for 7 million dollars on ebay and asking for a deposit of 500, 000.
No bids so far :D

I already posted that one. Look on the previous page.

[Moose]

My apologies then.

[Cascadia]

lol.....

[That Matt Guy]

I'm going to go back and meet Biff Tannen.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3170961593&category=1

[Tinselcat]

whoo, that's a riot! maybe i should try selling something on ebay... like... a wad of chewing gum... or one of my single socks...

[That Matt Guy]

Really, really got to get my hands on this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2224713336&category=47 23

[Anarky]

what is it? i get invalid item...

[Reznorite420]

It's a dancing Adolf Hitler toy.

[Demonfox38]

I don't think this constitutes as crappy, but it is pretty scary . . .

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3704453055&category=38 105

[Reznorite420]

"Crappy" is just a generic term in this thread to mean crappy, stupid, weird, funny, scary etc. ;)

[Wes]

Holy crap I wish I'd known about the Sailor Jupiter/TMNT comic earlier! I totally would've bid on it...

[That Matt Guy]

And hopefully destroyed it.

[damnhooligan]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2594748875&category=10 57

Oi.

[Demonfox38]

That's it, I think I'm gunna hurl.

[That Matt Guy]

The ultimate scary story!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3701347648

[Wes]

Hah, you know what's messed up? I don't know if it's the same seller, but this item (or a similar one) has been sold before with the exact same story behind it -- I recall reading about that around last summer. Wait, I'd just scanned it -- a closer read yields that it is purported to be, in fact, the same item. But of course I don't buy it (figuratively speaking) -- if you really thought you had a cabinet with demons inside, would you sell it on ebay?

I hope there's someone on Ebay that will take this thing off of my hands. [I would just throw it away in the woods or something, but I know there has been some interest in it in the past.]

Even without the demons in your house, selling them to someone else on ebay's gotta be grounds for getting you into Hell...

And Matthew138: There's no way in bleeding hell I would've destroyed the Sailor Jupiter/TMNT doujinshi. Not only would I have championed it as one of the greatest things ever created, but it would've gotten an extensive review. Are you familiar with what we do over at SC? :) I like weird stuff as it is, but anything with Turtles is automatically in...and coupled with my special love for Sailor Jupiter, this thing had me at hello.

Or it would've, if I'd gotten it. :cry:

[Tinselcat]

i don't know if that story is true or not, but i like a good chiller, and that was certainly an intreguing one... a haunted box... sounds like a good mystery. if i weren't such a weenie, i'd want to check it out. as it is, i probably wouldn't touch the thing with a ten-foot pole.

[That Matt Guy]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2988218921&category=16 710

[damnhooligan]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2988905536&category=16 710

I don't know if I'd trust this stuff, as it looks like it's bottled in the same containers as Holiday Inn's 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner.

[Wes]

Wow, holy water and a coffin on ebay. If the latter came with a corpse :dead: and some lube, I'd definitely throw in a bid...

That was a joke, people :|...don't be so stiff! :lol:

Yep.

[That Matt Guy]

WHAT THE HELL

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3901298950&category=41 03

[Wes]

Suito! Better get to bidding, folks -- this one's gonna be hot!

'Cept you can probably find it in boardwalk dollar stores...

[MTN889]

HO LY S* IT

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=299412302 3

[Skeletoncrew]

Wow, holy water and a coffin on ebay. If the latter came with a corpse :dead: and some lube, I'd definitely throw in a bid...

That was a joke, people :|...don't be so stiff! :lol:

Yep.

You know, you can buy human bones on eBay. I've purchased three hands so far. :D

[Wes]

You know, you can buy human bones on eBay. I've purchased three hands so far. :DYou're kidding, right? 'Cause that's just...creepy.

Oh, Skel. :lol:

[Skeletoncrew]

Nope. I'm not kidding. I make jewelry using human bones. I'm currently working on a piece for school, it will be worn over the left hand. It was supposed to be a full hand plus a ring, but I discovered that I'm missing a metacarpal (must have miss-counted when I got my purchase, I do check my eBay purchases for accuracy), so I'm going to see what my professor thinks of replacing the bone with a bejeweled silver brooch.

[Wes]

Then consider me officially creeped out... :| I mean, where are these hands coming from? And who the heck would wear jewelry made from human bones?!?!?!?!?

Besides you, darling... :embarass: *hides his hands*

[Skeletoncrew]

How odd, I wrote and posted (I thought) a reply to this earlier.

The bones I buy essentially come from used medical skeletons. They start to fall apart, medical institutions eventually replace them. The old skeletons get sold to companies like www.boneroom.com I'm reusing them. Its ecologically friendly!

[MTN889]

HO LY S* IT

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=299412302 3

[Wes]

Skel: Creepy...I don't think I'd want my bones to be made into jewelry after I died. And I don't think I'd want to wear jewelry made from bones either... That's too creepy even for me. :goof:

MTN: Awesome. I should start selling crap like this!

[Skeletoncrew]

Each to their own! :lol:

[Kali]

Skel: Creepy...I don't think I'd want my bones to be made into jewelry after I died.
Actually, I think that would be kinda cool. Though knowing me, the person(s) who wore it would end up cursed. :lol:

[Wes]

Kali: I think anyone who would wear jewelry made from human bones has already been cursed...with a really creepy fashion sense. :lol:

This is giving me some interesting ideas for original characters, though.