View Full Version : Sexy female Oliver Twist coming
Raph's Girl
09-02-2016, 06:25 PM
Hopefully this doesn't go past the pilot stage....
a contemporary re-imagining with a twenty-something female lead who, in a statement by NBC, “finally finds a true sense of family in a strange group of talented outcasts who use their unique skills to take down wealthy criminals.”
Sounds more like Robin Hood...
http://screenrant.com/oliver-twist-tv-show-sexy-nbc
Allio
09-02-2016, 07:03 PM
giantess coming in
CyberCubed
09-02-2016, 07:07 PM
i will watch if there's a lesbian love interest
Spike Spiegel
09-02-2016, 07:15 PM
What's her name going to be? Olivette? Olivia? Or maybe just "O."
The networks are getting desperate these days.
Utrommaniac
09-02-2016, 07:34 PM
Ah. Yes.
Let's take a story running on the travesties poor children faced in Victorian London, from orphanages if they were lucky to not slave away in work houses, to being street urchins...and make it about a sexy adult woman, probably in modern times.
She better not say "please sir, I want some more."
plastroncafe
09-02-2016, 07:56 PM
At least it's not a police procedural?
thundermaster612
09-02-2016, 08:01 PM
They could call her Olivia.
Also I'm surprised there are no reactions of people saying calling out 'feminazis'
but we do have yet to see more so I best hold up.
Allio
09-02-2016, 08:21 PM
I don't know why I was thinking Gulliver's travels.
I apologies
IndigoErth
09-02-2016, 08:39 PM
Oh yay, another "female version" of something already in existence...and uses the word "sexy" as part of the description because that's so new and original...
http://i.imgur.com/CdHZATC.gif
plastroncafe
09-02-2016, 08:42 PM
There would be no reason to have a female protagonist if she wasn't sexy.
CyberCubed
09-02-2016, 08:44 PM
There would be no reason to have a female protagonist if she wasn't sexy.
Of course not.
Spike Spiegel
09-02-2016, 09:14 PM
There would be no reason to have a female protagonist if she wasn't sexy.
Of course not.
The satire is strong with this one.
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
09-02-2016, 09:38 PM
Ah. Yes.
Let's take a story running on the travesties poor children faced in Victorian London, from orphanages if they were lucky to not slave away in work houses, to being street urchins...and make it about a sexy adult woman, probably in modern times.
She better not say "please sir, I want some more."
That's the sexy part.
Sounds like an Oliver Twist porn parody. :trolleye:
snake
09-02-2016, 09:40 PM
Maybe, MAAAAYBE I can fap to this
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
09-02-2016, 09:42 PM
Maybe, MAAAAYBE I can fap to this
To quote PC...
Nobody cares about your boner.
Hopefully this means a sexy Christmas Carol is coming.
Mmmmm sexy ghost of Christmas future...
snake
09-02-2016, 10:13 PM
To quote PC...
Nobody cares about your boner.
I might put that in my sig :lol:
TurtleTitan97
09-02-2016, 10:13 PM
They're really running out of ideas for new shows, aren't they?
CyberCubed
09-02-2016, 10:15 PM
TV hasn't been good since 2005.
snake
09-02-2016, 10:28 PM
TV hasn't been good since 2005.
What was so special about 2005, Cubed?
TonySiegel
09-02-2016, 11:20 PM
annie meets curly sue meets robin hood
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
09-03-2016, 05:36 PM
I might put that in my sig :lol:
Let me know if you do! That'd be worth turning everybody's sigs back on... :tlol:
thundermaster612
09-03-2016, 08:07 PM
Olivia Twisted
Or just Olivia Twat
Spike Spiegel
09-04-2016, 01:01 AM
Or just Olivia Twat
Now that's not very nice. :lol:
The sad thing is, I'm sure there is a TV exec somewhere who would take you seriously.
raph27
09-04-2016, 09:37 PM
The gender swap isn't the most confusing part to me. I'm wondering how Oliver Twist will stretch itself into a TV show. When I saw the title I assumed it was a movie.
ProactiveMan
09-05-2016, 09:07 PM
They could probably use the same concept without the Oliver Twist angle; at least that would avoid the issue of trying to add sex appeal to a story about the exploitation of orphaned children.
plastroncafe
09-06-2016, 09:38 AM
They couldn't very well do a show about sexually exploited boy children.
That sort of thing wouldn't play well in the "Heartland".
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
09-06-2016, 10:02 AM
They couldn't very well do a show about sexually exploited boy children.
That sort of thing wouldn't play well in the "Heartland".
A Dickens' take on Sucker Punch? Is that what we're gonna get here?
plastroncafe
09-06-2016, 10:05 AM
A Dickens' take on Sucker Punch? Is that what we're gonna get here?
One could only hope.
ProactiveMan
09-07-2016, 08:04 PM
A Dickens' take on Sucker Punch? Is that what we're gonna get here?
Oh god, you're right.
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
09-07-2016, 08:21 PM
Oh god, you're right.
Let us all pray that I am wrong. :tlol:
Prowler
09-07-2016, 09:37 PM
There would be no reason to have a female protagonist if she wasn't sexy.
Yeah, if I had the power I'd make sure every woman in the world was hot as hell.
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