View Full Version : Lobo Vs. Al Bundy!!!
Tetsu Deinonychus
10-22-2003, 12:32 AM
Who'd win a fight?
Al Bundy (From "Married With Children" or Lobo (from DC Comics)
Personally, I think Al could win in 5 seconds with his foot-odor. All he has to do is take off his sock and hold it in Lobo's face and presto! Lobo's down for the count! Whooooooooooooooaaa Bundy!
It be like this: Lobo would be destroying the city. A politian or something would offer a $5000 reward to anyone who could stop him. Al Bundy uses his lethal foot-odor to defeat him. The polititian screws Al out of all the money. Al punches-out the polititian. Later, Al sits on the couch at home (with his hand in his pants) all-pleased with himself for all the ass he kicked that day, but with still no money.
I also think that Peg could defeat Batman, but that's another story.
Can I get a "Whoa-Bundy"?
Voltron
10-22-2003, 12:53 AM
You may just be stranger than I am.
That Matt Guy
10-22-2003, 12:54 AM
You may just be stranger than I am.
Agreed.
Fugitoid Jones
10-22-2003, 07:14 AM
That's ridiculous!!! There's no way in hell that Al Bundy would defeat Lobo with just his foot odor!! Lobo has smelt way worse, hell, his own arm pit's probably smell worse. Naw, I give Lobo the nod for the victory. It would probably be a long hard battle, with Al eventually using Peg as a human sheild, but once Lobo breaks out the hook, it's all over.
Reznorite420
10-22-2003, 09:29 AM
Al Bundy would be either too drunk or too "brain-fried" to even lift a finger against Lobo!
Karpo_007
10-22-2003, 09:43 AM
Al Bundy would call whole "No Mam" Club to help him, Lobo wouldn't stand a chance.
Reznorite420
10-22-2003, 09:43 AM
What are they gonna do? Gross him out to death with their beer-bellies? :lol:
Karpo_007
10-22-2003, 09:49 AM
How about throwing empty beer bottles at him? :lol:
Reznorite420
10-22-2003, 09:55 AM
Pfffft...contrary to popular belief, beer bottles aren't at all easy to break; in fact, they're almost impossible to break using one's bare hands. What you see in movies are bottles already fragmented beforehand and glued back together extremly well to give the illusion that it's being broken by bare hands. :D
Now, technicalities aside, regardless, beer bottles ARE heavy and WILL hurt when thrown at high speed, so yeah, you're not far off at all :wink:
That Matt Guy
10-22-2003, 10:15 AM
What are they gonna do? Gross him out to death with their beer-bellies?
Sounds like a plan. I know seeing Ed O'Neill without his shirt on almost made me vomit in terror.
Mars-Chan
10-22-2003, 10:16 AM
LOBO! LOBO! LOBO! LOBO!!!
damnhooligan
10-22-2003, 12:21 PM
My husband has been trying to "WHOA BUNDY!" me all week. Is that possible with only two people?
That Matt Guy
10-22-2003, 10:43 PM
Whoa Ted Bundy.
azure turtle
10-23-2003, 12:51 AM
LOL!! What a weird match-up this is... Though I think Lobo would have the upper hand.
Mondo J. Gecko
10-23-2003, 05:22 PM
Lobo... no problem, though Al my get a couple good punches on him :lol:
Bowser_Koopa
10-23-2003, 07:51 PM
AL WOULD WIN!!!! unless lobo forced peggy to sleep with al "No Peg No!!!"
GK Punk
10-24-2003, 03:23 AM
*ahem*
As is the Tradition in Every VS thread around here, I must say:
Rob Van Dam.
Lobo would embares Al with his story of how he once scored 7 touchdowns in a single game, smashing Al's recored of 6...
and then Rob Van Dam would win
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