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DarkNinja
10-26-2003, 07:07 PM
I've noticed alot of my friends are starting to collect random quotes as a hobby. I think quotes are pretty cool, and I'm wondering if anyone has any really good quotes.

Right now my quote of the week is "Wise men say: Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

I cracked up the first time I heard that one. :D
Mars-Chan
10-26-2003, 07:46 PM
Mine are all Crow quotes. EAT THAT TARZAN!!!!!!!!! :evilgrin: :lol:
Reznorite420
10-26-2003, 08:25 PM
*points to his sig*
Mars-Chan
10-26-2003, 08:51 PM
:lol:
Love the Crow quote Rez. I bow to you...*bows playfully*...and your "Crow" knowledge. :lol: :D
Cascadia
10-26-2003, 10:39 PM
the ones that I live by are

if there is a way, there is a will
life is a bowl of cherries
Knowledge is power. Imagination is even more powerful than knowledge....my dad put it in my senior ad-->it is from Einstein

If we knew what we were doing, then it would not be considered to be research
Duke
10-27-2003, 07:38 AM
Good things take time, great things happen all at once.
Bowser_Koopa
10-27-2003, 08:54 AM
"there is no knowledge that is not power" from mortal kombat :roll:
Reznorite420
10-27-2003, 10:35 AM
:lol:
Love the Crow quote Rez. I bow to you...*bows playfully*...and your "Crow" knowledge. :lol: :DI was, uh, actually referring to the one ABOVE the Crow quote...
Mars-Chan
10-27-2003, 11:10 AM
I din't know..... :tanime: :toops:
impetus
10-27-2003, 11:58 AM
confucius say: Man who run through airport tunstile, going to bang-kok.
Reznorite420
10-27-2003, 12:00 PM
Confucious say: Baseball wrong; man with 4 balls cannot walk

Confucious say: Man who walk sideways in airport turns aisle going to Bangkok

Trent Reznor: "Other guys mast[ee]rbate too...and I thought I was a freak."
impetus
10-27-2003, 12:06 PM
Confucious say: Man who walk sideways in airport turns aisle going to Bangkok

hrm....
Kid Icarus
10-27-2003, 08:33 PM
"thats f**ked up right there" - Cartman
"howdy-ho" - Mr. Hankey
"El pollo es in tus pantalones" - Me. Pollo can be replaced with any amusing animal for a never ending supply of insults. Monkey, Kangaroo, and Koala are some of my personal favorites.
Reznorite420
10-28-2003, 01:43 PM
Confucious say: Virginity like balloon...one prick all gone.
Bowser_Koopa
10-28-2003, 01:45 PM
HAHAHAHA!! did he really say that? O_o
Brodie
10-28-2003, 02:13 PM
My Venom one is from the new Spectacular Spider-Man comics, and the other is from Jack handy.
JameO
10-28-2003, 03:34 PM
"Never Pay Full Price For A Late Pizza" - Michaelangelo
Mars-Chan
10-28-2003, 04:49 PM
Allow me, Raph....

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!"

:D :lol: :D
Reznorite420
10-28-2003, 05:33 PM
HAHAHAHA!! did he really say that? O_oSomeone give this kid some valium...
Mars-Chan
10-28-2003, 05:35 PM
What about Ritilin? :lol:
Reznorite420
10-28-2003, 05:40 PM
It's too weak.
Bowser_Koopa
10-28-2003, 07:23 PM
HAHAHAHA!! did he really say that? O_oSomeone give this kid some valium...
vallium? whats that?
impetus
10-28-2003, 07:27 PM
"There are strange things afoot at the Circle K"

- Ted, Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure
Apple Cat
10-28-2003, 07:52 PM
---delete this
Bowser_Koopa
10-28-2003, 07:55 PM
or matallic caps in 1996 :D
Kameko
10-28-2003, 08:20 PM
HAHAHAHA!! did he really say that? O_oSomeone give this kid some valium...
vallium? whats that? :roll: I give up. :lol:
Bowser_Koopa
10-28-2003, 08:28 PM
mmm... u never tried...
Kameko
10-28-2003, 08:35 PM
*sigh*
Bowser_Koopa
10-28-2003, 08:37 PM
yet another not real answer :roll: