Dora the Explorer movie produced by Michael Bay

[LeotheLateBloomer]

Yep. I have no comment.

http://http://comicbook.com/movies/2017/10/23/dora-the-explorer-movie-michael-bay/

[Allio]

Hold up

I'm gonna go make a Shimmer and Shine movie.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Haha this is a prank thread right?
*links to real article*
Haha this is a joke article right?
*other websites are reporting this as well*



https://i.imgur.com/fAFgcBl.png

Guys... this movie has a small chance of being metal as f*ck.

[Papenbrook]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zrfUJzfMZ_4/maxresdefault.jpg

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Be glad I'm not the leader of a nuclear-armed country.

Because when I read this, I realize all hope is lost for humanity and I end it all with fire and fury.

[Utrommaniac]

I have so many confused feelings going in and out of my being.

[FredWolfLeonardo]

This has to be a joke

[TigerClaw]

They should probably call it Dora The Exploder, cause you known, Michael Bay explosions.

[Sumac]

So Bay couldn't get his hands on Tomb Raider franchise and decided to get the next best thing? :tlol:

[TurtleTitan97]

Can't wait for the "Go Diego,Go!" spin-off film thus kickstarting the Nick Jr. Cinematic Universe. /s

[IndigoErth]

There's a similar kind of feeling to what it might feel like if an alien landed on Earth and tried to speak to you in its weird form of alien language...

Either we just time skipped almost 6 months and it's April's Fools day, or... well, it's a sign of the apocalypse.

[Autbot_Benz]

Megan Fox or some Big titted Bimbo Victoria Secret Model with the acting ability of Cardboard for Dora

https://i.imgur.com/wIBwWr6.gif

[DestronMirage22]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/303/792/751.png

Seriously...
WHY???

[IndigoErth]

Via FB a friend made me more scared. "I think we are in the shock of our lives when we see Boots."

[Shark_Blade]

This gon be good I can tell.

[ProactiveMan]

Que? Dios mío!?

[drgon78]

Here I thought this walking about that fake trailer they did years ago.

[Coola Yagami]

She'll teach us to count the explosions in Spanish. I wonder if the movie will be about Dora blowing up Trump's wall?

[Shark_Blade]

Here I thought this walking about that fake trailer they did years ago.

This one?

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[ProphetofGanja]

This one
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[Utrommaniac]

"I haven't seen you since...I was this many..."

Okay, that was the best part for me :lol:

[TMNT_Guy]

"Relax guys, it's just his production company. Michael Bay won't have anything to do with the movie."

Now where have I heard that before...?

[shuriken]

This one
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Looks like Bay saw this and felt inspired. I try not to hate on things that won't affect me or aren't geared towards me but... who is this movie for? what demographic or age group?

[TMNT_Guy]

A lot of people seem to forget that the Dora we all know ended back in 2014.

A CGI sequel series staring an older Dora called "Dora and Friends" is whats airing now and is possibly what this new movie will be based on. So there's a good chance characters like Boots and Swiper won't even be in the movie since they've only showed up one or twice in the new show.

[The Deadman]

Movie is getting a 2019 release date

http://moviehole.net/2018133188dora-the-explorer-live-action-film-gets-2019-release-date

[MsMarvelDuckie]

OMG! ROFLMAO!! Okay, I can't take any of this seriously, but now I think I have to go see it just on principle. This looks like it will be (unintentionally) funny as HECK! I mean, the producers of True Lies? That explains EVERYTHING. Also, yup- Michael Bay's fingerprints are ALL over this thing!

[DarkFell]

Looks like Bay saw this and felt inspired. I try not to hate on things that won't affect me or aren't geared towards me but... who is this movie for? what demographic or age group?
It seems that Bay just makes movies for his own entertainment nowadays.

So, regardless of age or demographic, the Dora movie will be for anyone that likes his taste in directing movies.

Sorry, that's about the best theory that I could come up with.

She'll teach us to count the explosions in Spanish. I wonder if the movie will be about Dora blowing up Trump's wall?

^ I like this. :)

[ranger_scout]

Recent casting for the film has included Eugenio Derbez.

https://variety.com/2018/film/news/eugenio-derbez-dora-the-explorer-walden-media-movie-1202835016/

Plus, Micke Moreno will be playing Diego and Adriana Barraza will portray Dora's grandmother, Abuela Valerie.

http://comicbook.com/movies/2018/07/24/dora-the-explorer-movie-2019-cast-diego-micke-moreno/

[ranger_scout]

Here is a first look at Isabela Moner in costume. I'm glad that her look is mostly true to the original.

https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fewedit.files.wordpress.com %2F2018%2F08%2Fdora-vv-004r.jpg&w=1100&q=85

https://ew.com/movies/2018/08/10/dora-the-explorer-live-action-photo-isabela-moner/

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Needs to be more dark'n'gritty.

[Andrew NDB]

Here is a first look at Isabela Moner in costume. I'm glad that her look is mostly true to the original.

https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fewedit.files.wordpress.com %2F2018%2F08%2Fdora-vv-004r.jpg&w=1100&q=85

https://ew.com/movies/2018/08/10/dora-the-explorer-live-action-photo-isabela-moner/

That's sickeningly cute and that actress was really good in Sicario 2.

[TurtleTitan97]

Here is a first look at Isabela Moner in costume. I'm glad that her look is mostly true to the original.

https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fewedit.files.wordpress.com %2F2018%2F08%2Fdora-vv-004r.jpg&w=1100&q=85

https://ew.com/movies/2018/08/10/dora-the-explorer-live-action-photo-isabela-moner/

And just like that this movie suddenly now has my attention. :lol:

[drgon78]

Wow, she is cute.

[turtle1237]

Here is a first look at Isabela Moner in costume. I'm glad that her look is mostly true to the original.

https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fewedit.files.wordpress.com %2F2018%2F08%2Fdora-vv-004r.jpg&w=1100&q=85

https://ew.com/movies/2018/08/10/dora-the-explorer-live-action-photo-isabela-moner/

We need to CGI that and make her head ten times bigger than her body like Charlie Brown. Its not Dora with out a big head.

[sdp]

She's cute which is not what I expected to be describing the live action movie of Dora to be, she could be a little more brown and anyone have pics of her speaking Spanish? I saw she's from Peru and Peruvians have one of the most horrible Spanish accents in Latin America, if she's going to speak any Spanish they should've chosen someone with a more neutral tone from either Mexico or even Chile.

[Shark_Blade]

Why is Dora not a child? I mean the tv show is geared towards children but now it got adults attention more lol.

[drgon78]

"The Very Adult Adventures of Dora the Explorer".:lol:

[TigerClaw]

I wonder if the movie will do the 4th wall breaking that the animated series does? Where Dora is talking to the audience whose watching.

[turtle1237]

"The Very Adult Adventures of Dora the Explorer".:lol:

There is a YouTube series called Dora the Grown up. Its pretty funny.

[Ninjinister]

anyone have pics of her speaking Spanish?

?????HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK!???!


I saw she's from Peru and Peruvians have one of the most horrible Spanish accents in Latin America,

Every Peruvian now wants to skin you alive.

[Andrew NDB]

Also, yup- Michael Bay's fingerprints are ALL over this thing!

It seems that Bay just makes movies for his own entertainment nowadays.

So, regardless of age or demographic, the Dora movie will be for anyone that likes his taste in directing movies.

Bay having anything to do with this movie is FAKE news:

http://www.darkhorizons.com/bay-not-involved-in-dora-the-explorer/

She's cute which is not what I expected to be describing the live action movie of Dora to be, she could be a little more brown and anyone have pics of her speaking Spanish?

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Why is Dora not a child? I mean the tv show is geared towards children but now it got adults attention more lol.

Technically she is. She's 17.

[IndigoErth]

Wait, so Dora the Explorer from a kindergarten-age show can be older, but the Turtles can't? Oh come on. :tlol:

Weird that she's not a little kid... but I guess maybe they're trying their hand again at nostalgia and the now grown/almost grown former Dora viewers.

[Andrew NDB]

Weird that she's not a little kid... but I guess maybe they're trying their hand again at nostalgia and the now grown/almost grown former Dora viewers.

Probably trying to hit that middle ground of... recognizable to little kids while not quite making her an adult, and yes, appealing to old Dora fans who are adults as well as hipsters chuckling at the irony of a "getting her hands dirty" older Dora.

[sdp]

Her Spanish is awful, she can't speak it right. Maybe they should've chosen someone who didn't learn Spanish as a second language?

?????HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK!???!
Every Peruvian now wants to skin you alive.
:lol: :lol: audio pics?

As for the second part Just Google "cual es el peor acento en español?" And you'll see Peruvian accent ranked as the worst in most pages

[ranger_scout]

The film just added some big star power Eva Longoria is going to play Dora's mother, Elena.

https://deadline.com/2018/08/dora-the-explorer-movie-eva-longoria-1202448621/

[Shark_Blade]

Well Dora has a hot mom.

[DarkFell]

Well Dora has a hot mom.

EDIT - After re-reading the comment above, I assume that it was meant for the up-coming move. If so, it could have been typed in a different way.

"Well, Dora [gets to have Eva Longoria play the role of Dora's] mom. [Insert your point of view here.]"

[ranger_scout]

They've also just added Michael Pena as Dora's father.

https://deadline.com/2018/08/dora-the-explorer-movie-michael-pena-joins-cast-as-father-1202449740/

[ranger_scout]

Benicio Del Toro has been cast to voice Swiper. I wonder if the movie will break the fourth wall and tell the audience to say, "Swiper, no swiping!"

https://comicbook.com/movies/2018/12/14/dora-the-explorer-movie-benicio-del-toro-swiper/

[Papenbrook]

Here's the new poster that just came out.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2J1Y6_U8AEjnM9.jpg:large (https://mobile.twitter.com/DoraMovie/status/1108714877487452160?p=v)




Also, a new trailer will appear at the 32nd Annual Kids Choice Awards, this Saturday.

[FredWolfLeonardo]

This movie looks un-ironically fantastic.

[Leo656]

I honestly think the theaters are gonna have more Weird Dads In Trenchcoats than a Dick Tracy Convention. :lol:

[TigerClaw]

Here's the Dora and the Lost City of Gold Trailer.

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[sdp]

that movie looks great and looks more like Tomb Raider than the latest Tomb Raider movie
their legends of the hidden temple live action movie was also very well made
i just can't believe this exists,

for those who don't know Eugenio Derbez is a huge star in Mexico and will sell tickets on that alone.

[RaphaelinSTL]

Ooooffff ...

[LeotheLateBloomer]

Here's the Dora and the Lost City of Gold Trailer.

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I'm dumbfounded by how hilarious and out of place this is for what's supposed to be based off of a preschool cartoon. I'm sold!:D

[drgon78]

I will actually see this movie.

[Sumac]

It will be fun if this movie will be more of an Indiana Jones / Tomb Raider movie than the last outings in their receptive franchises.

Bonus points if it has a female lead without blaring about GRRRL PWR from all corners.

[TigerClaw]

The Trailer didn't show it. But I wonder if the movie will break the 4th wall like the TV Show? In which Dora ask the audience a question.

[LeotheLateBloomer]

The Trailer didn't show it. But I wonder if the movie will break the 4th wall like the TV Show? In which Dora ask the audience a question.

I doubt it. It's obvious they're going for an entirely different interpretation and tone from the cartoon series.

[Leo656]

Moms Be Like: "I'll take you to see Aquaman, sweetie!"

Dads Be Like: "I'll take you to see Dora The Explorer, honey!" :lol:

I mean, it's not funny, but it's kinda funny.

[drgon78]

Yeah, I think that statement is kind of funny. Though the fact the lead actress is only 17 makes that statement less funny.

So the lead actress playing Dora is named Isabella Moner. She voiced a character on Dora and Friends: Into the City. Would have been really great if she actually voice Dora herself.

[snake]

Yo where the f*ck is Swiper?

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Apparently Danny Trejo (sp?) is playing her monkey? Saw this yesterday. If so, all the more reason to go see this chucklefest! (Cause there's no way anyone can take this film seriously...)

[Andrew NDB]

Yo where the f*ck is Swiper?

Benicio Del Toro is doing the voice of Swiper... so apparently he'll be some kind of CGI creation. Maybe they're not quite happy with the finished product there yet.

[Papenbrook]

The release date has been moved up to July 31st, 2019. (https://deadline.com/2019/04/dora-the-explorer-live-action-movie-release-date-1202303523/)

[drgon78]

What was the original release date?

[ZariusTwo]

What was the original release date?

August 2nd. The move is to avoid a clash with Hobbs and Shaw

[Papenbrook]

The release date has been altered, ... AGAIN. (https://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/1065817-paramount-shuffles-dora-and-the-lost-city-of-gold-release-date)

[Allio]

Oh no... how... horrible?

[Papenbrook]

Creepers be creepin'. (https://www.themarysue.com/the-hollywood-reporter-pervy-review-of-dora-and-the-lost-city-of-gold/)




"What keeps things alive, up to a point, is the imperturbable attitude of the titular heroine, who is invested with try-and-stop-me spirit by Moner, who’s actually 18 and looks it despite preventive measures. The same goes for Wahlberg, who’s 19. There’s a palpable gap you can’t help but notice between the essentially innocent, borderline-pubescent nature of the leading characters and the film itself, and the more confident and mature vibes emanating from the leading actors. The director seems to be trying to keep the hormones at bay, but there are some things you just can’t disguise, perhaps human nature first and foremost. Dora seems committed to projecting a pre-sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored. To be believed, this story should have been set in 1955.”







* Keep in mind that Isabela Moner was seventeen at the time of filming. *

It didn't take long for someone to bring their perverted garbage to the yard. Disgusting.

This is what Brie Larson was talking about. This is why film criticism is currently going down the drain.

Perverted male reviewers are ruining the innocence of cinema.

[Allio]

I mean anyone that is worth their salt don't really care. It's a dora movie. I mean it's a literal "who?" reviewer.

[Coola Yagami]

This is what Brie Larson was talking about. This is why film criticism is currently going down the drain.

Perverted male reviewers are ruining the innocence of cinema.

That is. Pretty ****ed up.

But on Brie Larson, let's be honest. She'd be more concerned on wether or not the reviewer was white.

[ZariusTwo]

Perverted male reviewers are ruining the innocence of cinema.

Just be glad they aren't talking about a ten year old, that's Dora's actual age isn't it?

[IndigoErth]

Well that's pretty cringy. Half expected it to be some guy who had a crush on Dora as a kid...not a 70-year-old, old enough to be her (or much of the main cast's) grandfather. Yuck.

I mean, cripe, it's a kid movie with a teenage Dora. I'm pretty sure she can have a big adventure without bringing her potential sex life into it.

[Coola Yagami]

Well that's pretty cringy. Half expected it to be some guy who had a crush on Dora as a kid...not a 70-year-old, old enough to be her (or much of the main cast's) grandfather. Yuck.

I mean, cripe, it's a kid movie with a teenage Dora. I'm pretty sure she can have a big adventure without bringing her potential sex life into it.

IDK, I'm pretty sure Cubed will go see it if she's a lesbian in the movie.

[IndigoErth]

https://i.imgur.com/eJ7CPRy.gif