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Voltron
11-03-2003, 04:10 PM
For centuries this topic has been debated. From the Greek philosophers of the Classical Age to the Crack Heads of today. Who would win in a no holds barred fight?

Bird Man: Champion of Justice, Son of Apollo!

...or....

Werewolf Abe Lincoln: The Great Emancipator, and flea infested leg humper!

One gains power from the sun, the other from the moon. So this battle would of course take place during 12:00 when the full moon is out. Both would be given genetically inhanced, steel infused carrots to duel with. also, this fight will be held in a Transylvanian KFC/Taco Bell joint restaraunt as to fuel both party's hatred for the world in during the fight. (Taco Bell's exploition of canines vs. KFC's slaughtering of birds)


It is time once again for the forces of good an evil to engage in their ancient battle. Choose the fate of the world!!!
Members of the Technodrome...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEE!!
Mars-Chan
11-03-2003, 04:19 PM
*Ahem* BIIIIIRRRRRDDDMAN! :D
Stone Ill
11-03-2003, 04:34 PM
Birdman!

Sha-Sha-Sha!
Voltron
11-03-2003, 06:28 PM
Its almost like no one's paying attention...
Nahh, that couldn't be! Everyone loves the Voltster! ...right guys? :|
Bowser_Koopa
11-03-2003, 06:38 PM
yeah but the topic is a lil .....err.....you know...... :roll: :D
Voltron
11-03-2003, 06:41 PM
yeah but the topic is a lil .....err.....you know...... :roll: :D

What? Go on...say it!! I can take constructive criticism...
Bowser_Koopa
11-03-2003, 06:43 PM
well, pointless U_U, not pointless fun like wag.....don't hate me :)
Voltron
11-03-2003, 06:47 PM
POINTLESS?! POINTLESS!?! YOU...YOU...

You're absolutely right this is pointless. But then again, every topic on in this particular section never has a point. It usually fizzles out when someone says something absolutely bizarre and may or may not have a ritualistic passing out of special brownies.

NOW VOTE!!!
Bowser_Koopa
11-03-2003, 06:53 PM
i had already voted, for Lincoln, GOGOGO!! Lincoln!!!
Voltron
11-03-2003, 07:03 PM
Oh, I didn't notice...

Thanks a bunch Bowser! You're a pal!
Kid Icarus
11-03-2003, 08:48 PM
Ah, but outta the shadows comes... no one. XD.

I'm gonna say birdman, cause he can fly away and wait till the moon goes away. then he divebombs Lincoln. :evilgrin: .
Reznorite420
11-03-2003, 09:00 PM
Voltron: Your attempts at satire, quite frankly, suck.
Voltron
11-03-2003, 09:34 PM
Voltron: Your attempts at satire, quite frankly, suck.

Rez: Let me jump off a bridge to appease you.
Reznorite420
11-03-2003, 09:38 PM
I take back my previous post...I can't diss you anymore since you participated in the recent, uh, "incident" involving (not?) PWDESAI ;)
That Matt Guy
11-03-2003, 11:51 PM
Werewolf Abe Lincoln! I hope John Wilkes Booth used a silver bullet.
damnhooligan
11-04-2003, 12:46 AM
Is there some way to genetically combine the two? I'd vote for that in a heartbeat. Get crackin', science!
Voltron
11-04-2003, 03:06 PM
Is there some way to genetically combine the two? I'd vote for that in a heartbeat. Get crackin', science!

Hmmm...

Get me Rahzar, an Angel suit, and a top hat...