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Andrew NDB
03-14-2019, 11:20 AM
With a chainsaw, no less.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6130349/Boy-15-DECAPITATES-CHAINSAW-losing-computer-game.html?fbclid=IwAR2qAY04pr79ExxybH00VCkY3eEpr8N YlI3f9ynJmvkP7GC_4fzTIWLaZCY
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
03-14-2019, 12:03 PM
With a chainsaw, no less.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6130349/Boy-15-DECAPITATES-CHAINSAW-losing-computer-game.html?fbclid=IwAR2qAY04pr79ExxybH00VCkY3eEpr8N YlI3f9ynJmvkP7GC_4fzTIWLaZCY

If that's true, that's terrifying. Far easier ways to go out, kid...
FredWolfLeonardo
03-14-2019, 01:44 PM
This has become a criminal case?

The killer is already dead.
snake
03-14-2019, 01:51 PM
Lol what the f*ck
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
03-14-2019, 02:58 PM
Lol what the f*ck

News of the tragic weird, I guess. Either that or the Darwin Awards.
Andrew NDB
03-14-2019, 02:58 PM
Obviously, I have questions about the whole thing. Largely logistical ones...
IndigoErth
03-14-2019, 03:09 PM
What the hell. :teek: Yeah, clearly there were already issues...

Pretty sad. But if he was enough of a nut to do that, well... I guess at least he won't someday be a 20-year-old nut that decides to shoot up a place instead.
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
03-14-2019, 03:10 PM
Obviously, I have questions about the whole thing. Largely logistical ones...

Same here. But also trying not to think about it too hard...

What the hell. :teek: Yeah, clearly there were already issues...

Pretty sad. But if he was enough of a nut to do that, well... I guess at least he won't someday be a 20-year-old nut that decides to shoot up a place instead.

I didn't even think of that, but I can't argue with you now that you've brought it up. Tend to agree...
The Deadman
03-15-2019, 05:56 AM
Was the game Fortnite? That game is serious business.
Andrew NDB
03-15-2019, 10:48 AM
This may be FAKE... I hit up DemonAlukard, who lives in the same city in Russia, and apparently he's not heard one word about this anywhere.
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
03-15-2019, 11:15 AM
This may be FAKE... I hit up DemonAlukard, who lives in the same city in Russia, and apparently he's not heard one word about this anywhere.

Kinda seems like it would have to be.

Self-inflicted decapitation by chainsaw is a hard maneuver to pull off.
Andrew NDB
03-15-2019, 11:26 AM
Self-inflicted decapitation by chainsaw is a hard maneuver to pull off.

Hence my "logistics" wondering... it's possible, though, if one was creative enough.
snake
03-15-2019, 11:54 AM
1. Set a chainsaw on the ground

2. Fall onto it head first so your neck hits the saw

It’s not that hard, guys.
Andrew NDB
03-15-2019, 12:05 PM
Or have the chainsaw on a rope from the ceiling. Lay down on the floor, and just sort of "lay it down" over your neck. Right?
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
03-15-2019, 12:06 PM
Hence my "logistics" wondering... it's possible, though, if one was creative enough.

Hell of a lot of trouble to go to. I can name a dozen or more ways that are super easy. As, I'm sure, can you.

1. Set a chainsaw on the ground

2. Fall onto it head first so your neck hits the saw

It’s not that hard, guys.

That doesn't necessarily finish the job, though. Partial decap, you're bleeding out, spasming on the ground and twitching like a fish on a hook. Maybe you're already dead, maybe not.
snake
03-15-2019, 12:33 PM
Swing the chainsaw around like the baby's umbilical cord in Freddy Got Fingered.
Leo656
03-15-2019, 10:54 PM
Some of you have clearly given this a lot of thought and I'm not sure how to feel about that.