The official Babel Fish quote skewing thread!

[Reznorite420]

Okay, here's how to do it:

First, go to Babel Fish (http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/tr).

Next, type in some normal text in English. Make sure to post that text labeled as "Original text" in your post.

Translate the original text from English to any language you want.

Copy the translated text into the "Translate Again" box in Babel Fish and reverse the above process (i.e. go from the language you chose back to English).

Post the new English text labeled as "Translated to and from [language you chose]".

I'll start us off, with a quote from Billy the Kid ;)

Original text:
They did sue the file sharing service providers and lost !!! Which is what prompted their recent Gestapo tactics aganst pre-teens, the elderly and college students.

Matt, glad to see that you weren't kicked off Comcast, but I would seriously consider finding a new ISP.

Translated to and from Italian:
They have cited the lima that ripartisce the suppliers of lost service and!!! Which he is that what recalled their recent pre-years of the adolescence of the aganst of tactics of Gestapo, old and the students of the university. Opaque, happy for seeing that you have not been given of soccer outside of Comcast, but I would seriously study the possibility to find a new ISP.

[GK Punk]

lol I was planing on starting this thread also, Good Job Rez. I'll post some asap

[That Matt Guy]

I don't want to see you leave, Karpo, I'm just frustrated by people attacking the only TMNT universe that I even remotely care about. I guess I was a little too harsh since I was in a bad mood after cleaning up after a spammer. I explained in the other thread why I had a problem with your post, so I hope you'll reconsider your decision. I don't see why you can't continue posting about the new cartoon and the Mirage comics, and here in GD of course.

Translated to French, to German, and back to English.

I do not want to see you leaving, to Karpo, I by persons am just frustrated, who attack the tmnt universe alone, this care of same Distanzi approximately. I guess myself/advise was a hard a little too much, since I was in a bad mood, after I had cleaned after one inondateur. I explained in the other thread, why I had a problem with your mast I you hope in such a way consider your decision. I do not see, why you can communicate not further regarding the new zeichentrickfilms and the drawn volumes of Mirages, and here in GD naturally

[The Defibrillator]

original text by Voltron in the "I leave for one day..." thread.

He said you broke the rules by assaulting him with his Cannibalism thread. His poll was pretty nasty, offering options like "He's a punk ass bitch" "a wanna be wrestler" and other slaps in the face. To top it off, it turns out he created another user name to double team you. It was a beautifully orchestrated display of asanine behavior. It's a shame you missed it.

From english to german and then back again:

He said you fallow the guidelines, by attacking him with its cannibalism thread. Its tuning was quite gust lake, offering elections, like "it punk a donkey female" "a desire, ring fighters to be" is and other Slaps in the face. In order to exceed it away, it falls it caused another user name around crew to double you out. It was a beautifully instrumented announcement asanine of the behavior. It is a dishonor, which you missed it.

[That Matt Guy]

This is the funniest one yet.

I had this great idea I wanted to share with you guys. I took all those pictures of Leo (you know, where he is shopping for dolls) and put them on a disk. What I want to do is create a website dedicated to our bud Leo. I will write it in the first person so it is as if he is writing it. I will show those pics of him and add a few, like pics of his My Little Pony collection. Maybe have a tribute to his cats. Talk about how Leo is trying for a career in wrestling and talk about how much he loves Vanilla Ice. I may even have a forum like this one, where people can give advice. I am going to work hard on it all weekend, so hopefully on Monday it will be done. I will give you guys the address so you can enjoy it. My question is, if there was such a website would you look at it and enjoy it or would you pass?

The translator automatically changed Leo to "the lion" and Vanilla Ice to Vanilla Ice-Cream. Translated to German and back again:

I had this large idea, which I wanted to divide with you cords. I made all set those photos of the lion (you know, where he buys for dolls) and for them on a disk. Which I would like to do, a website was to cause, which is inaugurated our bud lion. I write it into the first person, therefore is she, as if it is letter it. I show those pics from him and add some, like pics its my small Ponyansammlung. Have possibly a tribute to its cats. Cross talk, like lion for a career with wrestling tried and speak you, over how much it loves vanilla ice-cream. I can even have a forum like this, where people can give advice. I will strongly so hopeful work on him all weekend, on the Monday, which he is done. I give you cords the address, therefore you can enjoy her. My question is, if it would regard such a website you it and would enjoy it gave, or you would exceed?

[Reznorite420]

Cords?

[The Defibrillator]

wow thats good stuff.

[Machias Banshee]

Man, we should put my rant in here... :sweatdro:

[That Matt Guy]

Man, we should put my rant in here... :sweatdro:

As per your request, translated to Italian to German and back to English:

The agreement, this is MORE than enough... She hears, my friend. I do not know that, what your problem is, but that, which forming is hardly of attacando a member tribune. Those is pursuit delimitation. Been prendendogli the pictures, without its agreement and it in website for the refusals to use it. It does not say that you are its FRIEND. And I communicate each night and he estimates not that, which forming. The tests, to this not to say are website for fuerLoewen. Afterwards the fact that the behavior, which visible you made (an alias forming, reaching wrongly in the thread of cannabalism, abhorrid it approximately shifts leaving this, it a safe jerkoff and one hour THIS! is not) I must say itself has it a particular brandello the confidence by the fact that which say here a kind is, which with a tendency direction is gutherzig, which takes it to be supplied the things inside, personally if someone the test, on the one hand a step it to form on strongly is. It is supported. Straight lines view to the people, which have, sended here into their straight thread! Masterpiece, that I (and this EXTREME rare affinchè I marks is), this to say sincerely must it is more ridiculously, sour, to pull of assinine, childish, stupidly, ingenuous, idiotic and I never everyone stupid saw, over this tribune here and been too along here... I suggest Krang, which I show you escaping soon for packing your thing hour. Blocked thread.

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Lol, holy shamoley!

[MTN889]

do it ten times matt! every language!

[Dinny]

Once upon a time, Savanti went inside a tiny Pokemon's shell. He mistook the shell for a cantalope. Shaq saw Goldberg's PJs explode in the washing machine. Then flying dogs were hitting a dude name LoneWolf who whines about jokes about himself. Liltimmyw was eating a piece of cake in the bathroom while playing TMNH's favorite karoake songs. He finally figured (in Japan this monster the song's zoot-suit) the meaning of life: Porkchops. Then LoneWolf slowly realized that lillimmyw ate all his porkchops and fed the pokemon (regurgitated porkchops) to Fido. He really was repentant, in

Einst ging Savanti innerhalb des Oberteils eines kleinen Pokemons. Er verwechselte das Oberteil für ein cantalope. PJs Shaq Säge Goldbergs explodieren in der Waschmaschine. Dann fliegende Hunde schlugen einen Gecknamen LoneWolf, der über Witze über jammert. Liltimmyw aß ein Stück des Kuchens im Badezimmer beim Spielen von von LieblingsLieden karoake TMNHs. Er stellte schließlich (in diesem Japan Monster die Zootklage des Lieds) die Bedeutung des Lebens dar: Porkchops. Dann stellte LoneWolf langsam fest, daß lillimmyw alle seine porkchops aß und Fido das pokemon (regurgitated porkchops), einzog. Er war wirklich, innen repentant

Porkchops is a universal word :lol:

[Apple Cat]

---delete this

[Machias Banshee]

heh, its not related, but pretty darn similar...


translated from english..to JIVE!

Okay, dis be MORE Dan enough. Lop some boogie... Listen, mah' homey. ah' dont know whut yo' problem is, but whut ya' is hangin' be MORE dan plum attackin' some fo'um member. Ah be baaad... Dis be bo'derline srappin'. You's is takin' pictures uh HIM, widout his consent, and usin' dem in some website t'trash him. WORD! Dont say dat ya' is his FRIEND. He and ah' talk every night, and he duz NOT likes whut ya' is hangin'. Dont even try t'say dis be a pro-Leo website. Afta' de behavio's ya' gots displayed (makin' an alias, digtin' vicious in de kinnabalism dread, makin' an abho'rid dread about him bein' some jerkoff, and now THIS! Right on!) ah' gots'ta say ah' have not some sin'le shred uh trust in whut ya' is sayin' here. He be a baaaad-hearted dude wid some sense uh humo', who snatch'd doodads into his own hands when some sucka tries t'step on him. WORD! He be strong. What it is, Mama! He be suppo'ted. Just look at da damn sucka's who gots posted here in yo' own dread! Right on! I sincerely gots'ta say (and dis be EXTREMELY rare fo' me t'do) dat be THE most ridiculous, immature, assinine, childish, stupid, Naive, idiotic and honkyfoolish stunt ah' have EVER seen any sucka pull here on dis fo'um, and ah' have been here fo' some LONG time... I suggest packin' yo' doodads Now, so cut me some slack, Jack. Krang gots'ta show ya' de way out soon. 'S coo', bro. Dread Locked.

[Mars-Chan]

Ok...here goes nothing....

English to.....

FRENCH!

"vous vous pensez me connaissez si bon?" Mars huffed, car elle l'a tournée en arrière sur ses frères. "... les garçons....there sont beaucoup de choses que vous ne connaissez pas moi."

Confused? Here's the translation:
"You think you know me so well?" Mars huffed, as she turned her back on her brothers. "...boys....there are a lot of things you don't know about me."
:D

[MTN889]

did you do that with the shizzlenator? (http://www.asksnoop.com)

[Mars-Chan]

Nope. I just like the Babel Fish thing.

[Machias Banshee]

did you do that with the shizzlenator? (http://www.asksnoop.com)

:lol: Nope, i did it with the Dialectizer (www.rinkworks.com/dialect) :D

[Reznorite420]

F**k, people actually still remember that thing on here?

[GK Punk]

F**k, people actually still remember that thing on here?

After seeing that at cosplay.com, I will never forget it.

And here's one for you Rez. (We're apparently the only two NIN fans here)

Original lyrics:

this is the first day of my last days
built it up now take it apart
climbed up real high now fall down real far
no need for me to stay
the last thing left i just threw it away
i put my faith in god and my trust in you
now there's nothing more ****ed up i could do

wish there was something real wish there was something true
wish there was something real in this world full of you

Translated: English to Japanese, Japanese to English, English to French, French to English:

As for this rather than at the first day of my last day that it made the last thing with regard to highest of the substance under the substance which is restricted leaving I where I remaining which current acquisition of AM to rise that because of me maintaining it goes down the need does not rise directly threw exactly which makes my God of confidence, as for your my confidence maintaining anything to be there, having sexual relations, as for the request over there I can make the request of the substance over there the true essential part of request over there that something was something sufficient some this world

[Reznorite420]

Well, why not another NIN thing?

Original:

(Ringfinger)
Promise carved in stone
Deeper than the sea
(Ringfinger)
Sever flesh and bone
And offer it to me
(Ringfinger)
Promise carved in stone
Deeper than the sea
(Ringfinger)
Devil's flesh and bone
Do something for me

Translated from English to French, French to German, and German back to English:

the promise (of ringfinger), cut in deeper from stone that the sea (ringfinger), the meat and the bone to divide and me to it offer the promise (of ringfinger), which in deeper from stone were cut that the meat and the bone of the sea devil (ringfinger) makes, something for me