View Full Version : "Beyond the Law" starring Steven Seagal
Andrew NDB
12-03-2019, 05:15 PM
https://i.ibb.co/B2HLXV4/beyond.jpg
I thought I was looking at some kind of a spoof for a second, but it's legit.
Above the Law Beyond the Law Circuitous Route Around the Law Dodge the Law End of the Law Fear the Law Gauge the Law Harass the Law In the Law Justify the Law.....
The list of cliche names for movies like this knows no end.
Andrew NDB
12-03-2019, 06:01 PM
Above the Law Beyond the Law Circuitous Route Around the Law Dodge the Law End of the Law Fear the Law Gauge the Law Harass the Law In the Law Justify the Law.....
The list of cliche names for movies like this knows no end.
To make matters worse, he is literally working on "Above the Law 2" right now.
Leo656
12-03-2019, 09:53 PM
What the f*ck, "Beyond the Law" is an amazing Charlie Sheen movie and Steven Seagal is fat. Who booked this sh*t?!
Who booked this sh*t?!
Probably Steven Seagal. The guy is like both a bad penny and the Energizer Bunny. He just keeps turning up and goes and goes and goes.
Leo656
12-03-2019, 11:21 PM
He just keeps turning up and goes and goes and goes.
......To the buffet.
Dude fat.
Jester
12-04-2019, 11:15 PM
Yeah....that's not gonna fly, Leo. Even edited.
Andrew NDB
12-05-2019, 01:02 AM
Used to love his movies. Weird that between Arnold, Stallone, Van Damme and him (all the actioner guys of the 80s/90s), he ended up being the biggest weirdo/ego guy. And he didn't even bother to stay in shape.
Used to love his movies. Weird that between Arnold, Stallone, Van Damme and him (all the actioner guys of the 80s/90s), he ended up being the biggest weirdo/ego guy. And he didn't even bother to stay in shape.
They need to pump out another Expendables flick and maybe include Segal. If he can be worked with.
I think those movies are said and done though - even the often talked about "Expendabelles" never surfaced.
Candy Kappa
12-05-2019, 10:27 AM
I think there’s some burnt bridges issues with Seagal joining Expendables.
Seagal used to be one of my faves, now... not so much, last movie I saw was some riff on Taken, I think.
Andrew NDB
12-05-2019, 11:40 AM
They need to pump out another Expendables flick and maybe include Segal. If he can be worked with.
I think there’s some burnt bridges issues with Seagal joining Expendables.
If memory serves, Stallone wanted him in I think it was part 2, but Seagal either asked for too much money or just scoffed at the whole thing. It didn't end well, I recall.
Seagal used to be one of my faves, now... not so much, last movie I saw was some riff on Taken, I think.
Last movie I saw with him was the first Machete. He was pretty good in that... fairly threatening as a villain.
GSqSa2UnzYE
I think those movies are said and done though - even the often talked about "Expendabelles" never surfaced.
Yeah. The PG-13 Expendables 3 was the big betrayal... it's a big "don't care," now.
Expendabelles probably died with Expendables 3's low box office, coupled with the failure of stuff like Ghostbusters 2016. It's definitely not going to happen in a post-Charlie's Angels remake failure world.
Musashi
12-06-2019, 04:03 PM
Do you think he'd be interested in my spec screenplay Slightly Below the Law and Sort of Half Facing Away From It...?
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