Marvel Introduces new characters I **** you not Snowflake and Safespace

[Autbot_Benz]

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[FredWolfLeonardo]

Are these dead serious characters or parodies?

[Autbot_Benz]

Are these dead serious characters or parodies?

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[TommyT]

For anyone looking for toilet paper, Marvel has you covered.

[Andrew NDB]

C'mon, this has GOT to be the writer actually trolling everyone, right? It HAS to be, right? Or is it like, the writer saying "You dumb nazi fascists, you don't like SJW stuff in your comics? We're just gonna own every SJW trope ever and I'm gonna give you an SJW overload so you can lose your minds!!!"?

[TommyT]

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Everything is said straight...I mean, They, I mean... human makes noise in video above.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

:tlol: :tlol: :tlol: :tlol:

I can't wait for SJW to show up in Gotham City across the aisle...

[IMJ]

Marvel has lost it's way so badly that it's been overrun by guys who are "intimidated" by a gritty Night Thrasher or a muscular Nova rather than finding inspiration to be stronger intellectually or better physically. These content creators are delivering their pathetic & fearful world views on page, in denial of massive reader rejection. Good luck w/ this "pink, safe-space book" as it barely lasts beyond the launch issues.

This is ACTUAL promotion of characters named "Snowflake" & "Safespace" through some guy who just said that he was "intimidated" by Night Thrasher. This isn't tolerance or inclusion anymore - it's just pathetic. This nonsense was NEVER tolerance & inclusion. Comic books have featured tolerance & inclusion for decades. This is some other negative psychology entirely.

[Andrew NDB]

This is just way, way too easy to make fun of. Anything I could possibly say... I mean, this just speaks for itself. Volumes.

Maybe it's like people were theorizing about 5G with DC. DC and Marvel WANT to sour the milk and jettison those pesky old readers calling them out about all of their SJW/virtue signaling directions. The purge before the renaissance.

[Autbot_Benz]

All we need now are 2 misogynistic Twins named Fragile and Masculinity :lol:

[Candy Kappa]

I remember the guy that made Captain America a Nazi did a super villain team that was "SJW" themed, are they related to those characters maybe?

[Leo656]

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[Andrew NDB]

How many times is Marvel going to have to double down on this stuff before they're satisfied there isn't an audience for it? The twelfth time? Maybe the twentieth? Do the higher ups simply value these more as propaganda/recruitment magazines and have ceased caring about sales at all?

Or maybe they're hoping that with such an obvious "uproar" would be caused by people upset or amused by it in social media that the big publicity bomb would make people go and buy it, if only for the novelty or the "sheer f***ing hubris!" of it.

[IMJ]

Dude at this point - I mean it's been bad and bull $#!( for years now - but at this point it's hard to believe that they aren't trying to tank the company on purpose for some reason.

[Voltron]

How could this be anything other than fun? The possibilities are endless.

[ZariusTwo]

How could this be anything other than fun? .

Well considering the left can't meme....

[Leo656]

Dude at this point - I mean it's been bad and bull $#!( for years now - but at this point it's hard to believe that they aren't trying to tank the company on purpose for some reason.

Could just be that since the print industry is dying, and their "inclusion" push cost them tons of business, they might as well flail around in the dark since nobody is paying attention anyway.

Then they get to have their cake and eat it too; they can tell The Left, "Well, we TRIED to do this stuff that all five or six of you wanted! Look, really!" And then when it fails, they can turn to the other side and say, "Well, we didn't fail because we didn't try, and our hearts were in the right place here." And they, as a publisher, ultimately remain blameless. "It didn't fail because it sucked, it failed because people are Big Meanies on the wrong side of history." Pretty slick!

-Snerk- "Snowflake and Safespace". Don't let Jimmy Fallon write your sh*t, you hacks. :lol: That's a bad SNL skit, not a new brand. C'mon.

I bet their arch-enemy is gonna be a super-rich dude with a giant orange head and tiny hands. Because you can't spell "SUBTLETY" with the letters "M-A-R-V-E-L"! :lol:

....Except the L. And the E. SHUT UP. I'M HAVING A BAD DAY, SHTICK IS DIFFICULT!

Well considering the left can't meme....

Oh, YOU. :lol: Are you secretly Guru Larry? You have to tell me if you are, that's the rule.

[Voltron]

Yeah, and they never fight, either, because kids don't go outside anymore. Instead, they just get in twitter feuds. Or record sick burns on Tiktok.

Snowflake has to die in every issue, too. Because of ridiculous things. His battle cry should be "I'm vegan!"

OH! OH! I got it! Their first mission should be to help the frogs who were turned gay by those chemicals Alex Jones was talking about!

[oldmanwinters]

I'm surprised the name "Snowflake" hasn't already been taken by some comic book character somewhere.

[Leo656]

Yeah, and they never fight, either, because kids don't go outside anymore. Instead, they just get in twitter feuds. Or record sick burns on Tiktok.

Snowflake has to die in every issue, too. Because of ridiculous things. His battle cry should be "I'm vegan!"

OH! OH! I got it! Their first mission should be to help the frogs who were turned gay by those chemicals Alex Jones was talking about!

Vegans cannot become super-heroes on account of being too brittle thanks to their massive deficiency in Vitamin Everything. Also, they smell terrible.

[Candy Kappa]

I'm surprised the name "Snowflake" hasn't already been taken by some comic book character somewhere.

I'm fairly certain there is a superhero character named Snowflake from the 90's


Edit: I was thinking about Snowflame, a one issue villain in New Gaurdians from late 80's.

His superpower was Cocaine!

[Jazzfox]

Huh.

I dunno what to think, not having read New Warriors back in the heyday, even when they were the big instigators of the Civil War event, I've been a bit out of the Marvel loop recently and really need to get back in

Saying that? I actually kinda dig this, it feels so on the nose it's like these kids are just owning those terms and taking them

From what I gleam off the New Warriors as a whole is that they take a lot from their own time, I mean, Night Thrasher was a skateboarding CEO with a secret identity, he was as 90's as could be and I still love that

I guess the weirdest thing would be to go back and ask 90's fans what they thought of the New Warriors back then and see how close or not they stack today

Dunno about Marvel's strategies as a whole of late, but, I feel like I'd wanna check it out before giving in the towel on this team yet

...

Then again, I AM an Unbeatable Squirrel Girl fan, lol

[Candy Kappa]

Vegans cannot become super-heroes on account of being too brittle thanks to their massive deficiency in Vitamin Everything. Also, they smell terrible.

They're supervillains

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[Ninjinister]

People makin' a big deal outta this like this hasn't been the kind of s**t New Warriors has been doing since DAY ONE.

The original team had "black Tony Stark" who, for all his genius, made a rocket-powered skateboard instead of a suit of armor and a character named SPEEDBALL.

[Candy Kappa]

People makin' a big deal outta this like this hasn't been the kind of s**t New Warriors has been doing since DAY ONE.

The original team had "black Tony Stark" who, for all his genius, made a rocket-powered skateboard instead of a suit of armor and a character named SPEEDBALL.

But it's new and not nostalgic.

It's scawy

[Sumac]

I wanted to start with mention of "left can't meme", but it was already used, so I cut to the chase.

It seems like writer had a "noble" (read: SJW fueled) agenda to stick it up to the people who hate SJW **** in comic books, but since writer is a middle aged man, who doesn't really understands memes and modern slang, he got it all wrong and made a wonderful fuel for anti-SJWs.

As for the other things:
I am not gonna question logistics of the "non-binary" crap, since even EnBies don't know what does this **** mean. Like in case with "queer", "non-binary" mean anything, depending on the person, but, bar psychological problems, more often than not it means "I am a special snowflake, not like anyone else, but I am not gay enough to **** dudes / dudettes, but not straight either". Its basically claiming to be incredibly oppressed LGBBQ without being LBQB themselves. All privliges of the straight person + pity pats and praising for being "brave and stunning" from BLGQ-.

Also, other abilities of this group are hilarious: the guy who can project "internet gas" (WHAT?!) and obese girl (because, **** health, stay fat and die early, but be yourself, right?) with a magical backpack. I bet her archnemesis is a Fit-Woman or a Diet-Man. :P

But overall, insanity spreads. I wonder when there will be cut off point, when writers and , more importantly, people who bankroll this crap, will figure out, that SJW **** doesn't sell.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Also, other abilities of this group are hilarious: the guy who can project "internet gas" (WHAT?!) and obese girl (because, **** health, stay fat and die early, but be yourself, right?) with a magical backpack. I bet her archnemesis is a Fit-Woman or a Diet-Man. :P

But overall, insanity spreads. I wonder when there will be cut off point, when writers and , more importantly, people who bankroll this crap, will figure out, that SJW **** doesn't sell.

Any chance you can post pictures of those other team members? Or link me or something? :tlol:

[ZariusTwo]

Marvel bringing back America Chavez too

https://comicbook.com/marvel/2020/03/19/marvel-announces-america-chavez-series/

[Candy Kappa]

Ah yes, this is how siblings act with each other...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETbM0liUcAA6av-?format=jpg&name=small

Siblings from the Ultimate Universe maybe.

[Leo656]

They're supervillains

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"What? I'm not afraid to hit a girl... I'm a Rock Star!"

Also...

"...Chicken isn't Vegan......?"

:lol: What an awesome movie.

[IMJ]

Ah yes, this is how siblings act with each other...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETbM0liUcAA6av-?format=jpg&name=small

Siblings from the Ultimate Universe maybe.

:lol:
Mark Millar weirdness...

[Candy Kappa]

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[neatoman]

Is their archenemy going to be called Neckbeard or MRA?

[Sumac]

Any chance you can post pictures of those other team members? Or link me or something? :tlol:
Here's the description and screenshots. (https://cosmicbook.news/marvel-fails-new-warriors)
They also have goth guy who is called...drum roll...B Negative. :o
When goths were relevant last time?

[IMJ]

Here's the description and screenshots. (https://cosmicbook.news/marvel-fails-new-warriors)
They also have goth guy who is called...drum roll...B Negative. :o
When goths were relevant last time?

Well they explain this by stating that he listens to 90's grunge, so... you know... it's all good.

Where are the stereotype police for that one? :roll: :lol:

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Here's the description and screenshots. (https://cosmicbook.news/marvel-fails-new-warriors)
They also have goth guy who is called...drum roll...B Negative. :o
When goths were relevant last time?

:tlol: :tlol: :tlol: :tlol:

Those are awesome. Look out, Avengers! Look out, X-Men! Woo!

Fvcking awesome. I needed that laugh.

[IMJ]

:tlol: :tlol: :tlol: :tlol:

Those are awesome. Look out, Avengers! Look out, X-Men! Woo!

Fvcking awesome. I needed that laugh.

They should've called him "Bites" or even better... "Sucks".

[Kyo Hisagi]

Well I've still got my Immortal Hulk and Daredevil, so I guess it's my law of equivalent exchange.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

I think I'll stick to The Shadow and Blade Runner 2019

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Wow. This just- I can't even.... Sad part is, I remember when the New Warriors tried to do reality TV, and ended up getting themselves and a bunch of school kids killed in Stamford. Yes, THAT incident. They instigated the fight that brought about the Registration Act, so this somehow does not surprise me. When have they ever been RESPONSIBLE? Um.... And is Speedball still running around as Penance, or did he get over that? Just wondering....

[Andrew NDB]

When goths were relevant last time?

Probably about the same time this writer guy was getting stuffed into lockers and trading Magic cards. :lol:

[Cowabung-Gal]

It was created by a lanky soy boy who has always been intimated by masculine and buff comic book characters, even as a kid during the 90s. I bet he smells like baby wipes too.

“Some of this isn’t your fault. I mean, a man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces.”
-Hank Hill, King Of The Hill