Favortie Turtle Quote?

[Peanut]

Whats your favorite Ninja Turtles quote? Either from the comics, cartoon, or movies.
Mine would have to be from the cartoon. The episode was "The Foot Soldiers Are Revolting"
Alpha 1 send Shredder and Krang off in a small ship with not much power.
Krang: Shredder we're losing power! There's too much weight. We need to eject something!
Shredder: Why don't we eject your body? It's the heaviest thing in here!
Krang: Why don't we eject your head?? It's the most USELESS thing in here! :lol:

[chrome_dome]

one word: gnarly. ok so its not a quote, ill think of one later :roll:

[Machias Banshee]

I gotta buncha quotes you might like. :smile:
This one's more like a mini-scene from the first movie. I showed this to my 7 yr old niece, and she still loves it!
(Mike’s ordering pizza, phonebook in hand when he should be listening to Splinter. Big mistake!)
Mike: You got the address? All right, good, yeah, okay...I wanna large thick crust with double cheese, ham, pepperoni...
(Meanwhile...)
Splinter: Your ninja skills are reaching their peak, only one truly important lesson remains, but must wait. I know it is hard for you underground...your teenage minds are broad, eager. But you must never stop practicing the art of ninja...the art of invisibility.(Turns to look at Mike sternly)
Mike: (unfortunately, doesn’t notice) ... no anchovies... and I mean, no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're a big trouble, okay-”
Splinter:(Throws book at him) MICHAELANGELO! (Mike jumps and drops phonebook from the hit, and knows that he better get off the phone NOW. His brothers are enjoying his folly.)
Mike: Uh...that'll do. An’ remember the clock's tickin', dude!
(Mike’s brothers snicker while mike hangs up giggling. Splinter shakes his head.)

Oh, i love it! hehehe..

[Peanut]

Yeah I love that part too!

[chrome_dome]

one of the best parts in the movie!

[Peanut]

Most definatley! Every part of that movie is the best!

[DarthRaphael]

Ok, here's a start for me:

Episode 3, Season 1, "A thing about rats"

Shredder: "It feels so good to be so bad."

[chrome_dome]

im still trying to think of some

[Kali]

I need to find Mikey's Chi Pool quote from The Next Mutation! It went something like this:
"A dip in the Chi pool? I don't have my trunks, so you'll have to promise not to peek. Unless you can't help yourself."

[chrome_dome]

:lol:

[Kali]

That show was SO funny!

[Peanut]

:lol: .....what?

[chrome_dome]

the show dufus :roll:

[Peanut]

OH! :lol: .....what?

[chrome_dome]

warning, mike has gone insane.

[Peanut]

HUH? No! :lol: .....what?

[DarthRaphael]

Yup. it was certfied by the Humane Society Turtle division that Mikey is completely whacko.

[Peanut]

Wacko eh? :lol: .....what? :lol:

[chrome_dome]

bops him over the head with a steel pipe

[Peanut]

Ouch! :lol: .....what?

[chrome_dome]

mike, say "what"

[Machias Banshee]

I'm back! I just finished classes for this semester *happy dance*

Got another quote for yas. glad you liked the other one! :smile:2nd Movie!

(Turtles enter lair...)
Raph: We're home!
(Splinter stands up and looks at them with a seriousness that makes the guys a little nervous)
Splinter: Were you seen?
Leo: Of course not, Master Splinter.
Don: Yeah, we practice ninja...
Mike: ...the art of invisibility! (Mike is not in view, but then pops out from behind Donnie, and does his cute surfer giggle.)
(Splinter raises magazine of them and the turtles’ smiles quickly drop. He frowns while pointing to the magazine.)
Splinter: Practice harder! Give me 10! And don't forget: Go ninja, go ninja, go! Haha! I’ve made another funny!
(The guys groan and flip simultaneously.)

Splinter is the best! :smile:

[chrome_dome]

Splinter: Practice harder! Give me 10! And don't forget: Go ninja, go ninja, go! Haha! I’ve made another funny!


i love splinter!!

[Machias Banshee]

Splinter is tied with Mike as being my favorite. Guess its the father figure type or something. I have SO many drawings of him that i have done this year, kinda had a Splinter revival for me. Now i just gotta find a way to get them online. :smile:

[chrome_dome]

i remember getting my splinter toy, my mom came back from a trip and my brother and i both got one. she got real pissed though because my dad hadnt been helping us keep our room clean

[Machias Banshee]

I'm ALWAYS trying to find stuff about Splinter. Quotes, pics, profiles, anything. i have written some stories with the guys when they're younger, where Splinter is the main narrator. Hmm, maybe i should do some ranting on the fanfic/art section?

[chrome_dome]

*directs him to the fan area* ill follow ya man.

[Peanut]

If Splinter weren't a big furry fictional rat he'd be my idol! :lol: ....what?

[Ratking]

"i hunger for cowabunga" = (cowabunga Shredhead)

This has to be one of the funniest eps ive seen, i never get sick of it

[chrome_dome]

ratking you rule, plan and simple!

[Peanut]

Ratking is crazy like dat ma! Don't mess with him essa!

[chrome_dome]

ratking, you should come here more often you one crazy mofo!

[Peanut]

Alot of people should be here more often!

[chrome_dome]

some people in the members list have never even posted, they just signed up.........why?!

[Peanut]

Who knows?

[chrome_dome]

i think it makes them feel important

[Peanut]

I counted 3 who signed up without posting and 9 with only 1 post!

[chrome_dome]

what a bunch of strange ones

[Peanut]

I know dude!

[Krang]

On 2001-12-10 18:09, Machias Banshee wrote:
Splinter is tied with Mike as being my favorite. Guess its the father figure type or something. I have SO many drawings of him that i have done this year, kinda had a Splinter revival for me. Now i just gotta find a way to get them online. :smile:
I can host your fan art if you email it to me: [email protected]

[Machias Banshee]

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANK YOU!!!!
I bow down and kiss your feet! well, you--dont, um, have feet, do you? Well-i bow down and kiss your tentacles then! :smile:

my new roommate has a scanner, so i'm gonna try to get my pictures done, and then i'll send them to you. Thank you! :smile:








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[Machias Banshee]

Um, since we kinda got off subject, I'm gonna put up another quote. 1st movie, fave 'father/son' scene.

(Raphael sneaks into the lair, thinking nobody’s awake, when a match suddenly flares, and its Splinter lighting a candle. Raph’s shoulders drop, knowing he’s in trouble.)
Splinter: Raphael, come sit by me.
Raph: Couldn’t this wait 'til morning?
Splinter: You will listen now. (Splinter emphasizes his command with a twitch of his tail. Raphael sighs and sits next to Splinter, who looks at him intently.) My master Yoshi's first rule was: "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace." (Turns Raph’s face towards him.) I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael. But more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them… And do not forget me. I am here, my son. (Puts hand on Raph’s head while son cries.)

Awwwww. :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

Hey Kali! I think you were looking for this!
:smile:
"A little dip in the chi pool? I don't have my trunks, so you'll have to promise not to peek...unless, of course, you can't help yourself."
"Gross, Michaelangelo!"
- Michaelangelo and Venus De Milo, The Staff of Bukai

[Kali]

Yep, that's it. :smile:

I couldn't find or remember the whole thing. Thanks. Gotta put that on my quote page.

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[Lord Vega]

From "Shredder's Mom"

(Bebop is firing with his laser at the portal's room door)
Shredder: Hurry your fool!
Bebop: Worried about your mother, boss?
Shredder: No! I'm worried about the solar mirror!

[Machias Banshee]

Hello, and welcome to the forums! :smile:

[Lord Vega]

Thanks!

Here's another one:
From "Planet Of The Turtles"

(Shredder and Krang are watching the Earth's enegry being drained)
Krang: We're almost finished.
Shredder: Earth is almost finished as well. As soon as we destroy Splinter and the turtles, our work will be done!
Krang: And then, we're going to reruns! ...I guess...

[HorseTechie]

Second movie, during the fight in the junk yard:

[Raph stands tied to a post]
[Don runs up to him, rips the tape off his mouth]
[Raph] Yeeeouch! Geez, why dontcha just rip my lips off? You think you coulda--
[Don slaps the tape back over Raph's mouth and points to the ropes] Here, let me get these first...

[HorseTechie]

Ooo... dug up two more from the first movie (yes, I'm a movie fan!)

[Mike] Man, I could go for some deep dish action right about now...
[Danny] I had some pizza down here the other day--
[Don drops his electronic project and looks around for the 'za. He finds the box, looks inside, and closes it real quick] Question?
[Mike] Yeah?
[Don] Do you like Penecillin on your pizza?
[Mike falls to his knees in dissapointment, then hums taps for the pizza]
((this one hit home, cause my mom was notorious for having moldy food in the fridge!))

[Mike] Hay Donnie! Looks like this one's suffering from shell-shock!
[Don] Too derivative.
[Mike] Boy, I guess we can really shell it out.
[Don] Too clique.
[Mike] Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
[Don] I like it! Step-up!

(( as if I didn't see that scene enough in the ol previews ))

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[Kali]

Leo: As Splinter says, 'Sometimes one must make a pact with evil, in order to accomplish good.'"
Raph: You know, I don't remember him saying that.
Leo: Well, he would have... If he'd ever thought about it.
~The Case of the Killer Pizzas.

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[Nickokapo]

*laughs at mike* ;]

[Nickokapo]

um...nevermind that post,there was 2 more pages,i was reading page 1... -_-;;

[Ratking]

he said the word "Nevermind"

[Skeletoncrew]

I was listening to a few NM clips last night. I'd have to go with Venus saying, "If I had a hamster, I'd name it Danger!"

[Kali]

Heh heh "You're too bizarro."

[Machias Banshee]

I love this one from tower of power:

Raph:Enjoy spacious staterooms with all the latest amenities.

Mike: What's amenities mean?

Raph: It's a fancy name for *splat* cockroaches!

hehehe...

[Ratking]

um.....(Cowabunga Shredhead):

(April):It's shredder!
(Shredder pretending to be mike): where ? where?

not really a quote but it is very funny

[Skeletoncrew]

That whole episode was funny. (Course, I haven't seen it in something like 6 years.) Wouldn't that have to be the ultimate in embarassment for a villian? Acting like your goofiest enemy? In front of the rest of your enemies?!

Actually, a friend of mine came up with the ultimate weapon against the snooty, dignified, "better than thou", type of villian. The Karaoke Ray! One blast and even the most straight-laced of villians will be singing and dancing to cheesy songs!

Can't you just picture Shredder singing Tears for Fears, "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"? How about Krang doing a rendition of Cindi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"?

Oh the possibilities are endless...

[Kali]

Although if Donatello built it it would probably backfire at one point and we'd have the Turtles singing "YMCA" or "It's Not Easy Being Green" or something.

[Skeletoncrew]

True. But at least the turtles probably wouldn't be terminally embarassed by it. Though if it was YMCA, they might be. With good reason.

[Ratking]

i don't think the turtles realize how embarrassing their jokes are, so i don't think they'll be to worried about singing YMCA

[Kali]

Ooh, I think Raph was! *snicker* Of course, I think it was where they were singing that upset him more.

[HorseTechie]

Well.. if they survived the act "Go Ninja, Go" with Vanilla Ice... :lol:

[Kali]

True, true. And of course, we've had all their other singing performances.

*starts to sing along with her Turtle Tunes CD when she's suddenly tackled by several TMNT-clones*

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[Skeletoncrew]

I've decided I'd like to see Shredder sing "Only the Good Die Young".

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-02-07 13:01, Kali wrote:
*starts to sing along with her Turtle Tunes CD when she's suddenly tackled by several TMNT-clones*


hehehe...

Now to get away from the Ymca thing *shudder* I personally could see Raphael do Hootie and the Blowfish. (Then there's me and Michaelangelo singing the Elephant song medley from Moulin Rouge, but that's just me :wink: )

I thought i'd bring us back to some quote-age.
(Mike is late for practice. Splinter finds him glued to some lame comic, and snatches it up.)
Splinter: "Michaelangelo!"
(Mike’s in trouble. ‘Nuf said.)
Michaelangelo: "Huh? Hey! Come on man! I'm at the most epic part!"
Splinter: "Man? Is that how you refer to me? What is next? Rat-faced dudeguy?"

hehehe...