Internet 'celeb' Chris Chan arrested for going Alabama on his ma

[Coola Yagami]

For those that think Cybercubed is weird, at least he was never creepy towards women nor is he (I believe) a danger to society. Hell I'd buy the guy the drink.

Chris Chan is an autistic person followed by tons of people since the internet has been a thing who continues to do weird thing after weird thing. They've been on the news before here and there, mostly cause they sprayed mace in the face of a Game Stop employee over being pissed Sonic Boom made Sonics arms blue. They also had a breakdown at a bronycon cause they were hugging and kissing con-goers, security wanted to escort em but they got into a fetal position and would not budge. This was like 2 years ago.

Well anyways this person has been living a literal Truman show as his life has been chronicled since dial up, and it all comes at an end here. One of his phone calls was leaked admitting to the Alabama Slamma to which his ma is way too old and senile to properly consent. While I just found about this Friday evening, he was already arrested Sunday afternoon or so. The dude is so far gone mentally, they were literally smiling and still talking about his insane cartoon jibberish as they was getting arrested. He also wired money out of his mom's account to his own, so if they count that, we're looking at incest charges, rape charges and theft.

So for everyone following their twisted life for 12 or do years, it looks like the whole Chris Chan saga is completely over.

[ZariusTwo]

The Chan saga will only end with their actual death, Chris should have put themselves out of their own misery years ago, but they enjoyed the attention of their enablers way too much.

[Coola Yagami]

Yeah but if they go to jail, these crazy people (cause c'mon, you don't follow someone for 10+ years without being ****ed up) will no longer get updates for a good ten years or so.

I finally gave up a year ago and watched Geno Samuel's documentary to just see wtf the fuss was all about with this person. The current events shocked him so much he put the series on hiatus til next year.

[The Deadman]

He wont go to jail. Whoever his lawyer is will plead insanity and he'll go to the looney bin for a while because it's quite clear he's unable to survive on his own.

[Coola Yagami]

He wont go to jail. Whoever his lawyer is will plead insanity and he'll go to the looney bin for a while because it's quite clear he's unable to survive on his own.

Most likely. I mean they literally and unironically believe every cartoon ever exists in some other dimension and it will someday merge with ours.

Like if April O'Neil showed up at my house I'd think I either lost it, or it's a demon or alien or something taking her form so it can kill me/eat me the moment I drop my guard.

[Sumac]

Watch SJW losing it over people misgendering him (already had happened on RetardResetEra), as opposed to, you know, being angry that another psycho proclaimed himself "trans" and raped someone.

[IMJ]

I have no idea who these people are.... lmao An entire world of weirdness going on with this and I've never heard of any of it before....

[ZariusTwo]

I have no idea who these people are.... lmao An entire world of weirdness going on with this and I've never heard of any of it before....

The documentaries on him are longer than most giants of cinema

[IMJ]

The documentaries on him are longer than most giants of cinema

:lol: Wow.... :o

[Coola Yagami]

:lol: Wow.... :o

59 near-hour long episodes.

[Coola Yagami]

Watch SJW losing it over people misgendering him (already had happened on RetardResetEra), as opposed to, you know, being angry with this psycho or that another psycho proclaimed himself "trans" and raped someone.

It is literally the only thing that matters to them, never mind he only did it to try to get chicks.

[Sumac]

I have no idea who these people are.... lmao An entire world of weirdness going on with this and I've never heard of any of it before....
I am envious of you. :lol:

No, really, I don't know much about him, aside from his "reputation" and latest happenings. As well as the fact that this guy is famous enough to give the whole Sonic fandom a bad name. Not that it would had a good name without him. :lol:

It is literally the only thing that matters to them, never mind he only did it to try to get chicks.
Is he wanted to convince women that he can pass for a Lesbian?

[neatoman]

I watched a video commenting on this debacle and... It was really weird. The person who made it didn't really seem care about the situation or Chris-Chan in general, because he mostly talked about how bad the "right-wing" trolls of Chris-Chan were for misgendering and dead naming. The whole thing just came across like he just saw an opportunity to get more views than usual, so he could get more people to listen to his political opinions. He even went on to point out how much better he was than the "right-wing" trolls because he didn't misgender Chris (and yes, he kept emphasising "right-wing), like some weird bragging. The closest thing to an actual point in that video was that this could be used to portray transpeople in general as rapists but I think that would be an issue, unless there is some rapid series of reports regarding transpeople being rapists I don't know about, it just seems like a hyperbolic concern.

Whatever, the point is that trying to use news like "80 year old woman raped by her own child" for some kind of political rant that furthers some goal of yours or start a tangentially related discussion you're interested in but has little to do with the topic at hand... It seems really manipulative egotistical. A horrible thing happened, why not just agree it was awful? Why try to use it for your own gain, that is a pretty disgusting thing to do.

[IndigoErth]

First I've ever heard about this person. Guess I'm better off. What a screwed up story, sounds like he should have been in some kind of group home or something a long time ago.

[Coola Yagami]

First I've ever heard about this person. Guess I'm better off. What a screwed up story, sounds like he should have been in some kind of group home or something a long time ago.

Yeah, they're incredibly incompetent in everything they do and are not self sufficient. Only job he ever had I believe was a very stint at Wendy's as a teen or whatever. They basically live off the state and fan donations. I only guess these fans donate because if they go offline due to financial troubles, they lose their internet whipping boy.

It boggles the mind they can drive. They are known for being very lazy so I'm surprised they had the patience to learn 'the rules of the road' and all that.

Anyway turns out they were def charged with incest, no word on rape charges yet. They were moved to another facility awaiting trial. Still smiling in all the mugshots, blissfully unaware what awaits them.

While they think too highly of themselves to call themselves insane, I'm sure the judge will seem them unfit once they start babbling about living cartoons and dimensions merging and whatnot.

I mean this person spent an entire year acting as if they switched bodies with a cartoon. Their real mind in cartoon world and them acting in character as a cartoon inhabiting their body. Just insane man....

[Sumac]

I am not sure why people refer to him as "they"?
This is clearly a deranged man. Not a woman or cartoon or whatever.

[ZariusTwo]

It boggles the mind they can drive. They are known for being very lazy so I'm surprised they had the patience to learn 'the rules of the road' and all that.


Chan also legitimately ran over a man who ran a game stop when he was chased away from it for repeatedly trespassing after a lifetime ban. Police let him off with no charge that day. Imagine if they hadn't.

[Coola Yagami]

Chan also legitimately ran over a man who ran a game stop when he was chased away from it for repeatedly trespassing after a lifetime ban. Police let him off with no charge that day. Imagine if they hadn't.

Well yeah, but that was on purpose, not cause they didn't know how to drive.

[IndigoErth]

Anyway turns out they were def charged with incest, no word on rape charges yet. They were moved to another facility awaiting trial. Still smiling in all the mugshots, blissfully unaware what awaits them.

While they think too highly of themselves to call themselves insane, I'm sure the judge will seem them unfit once they start babbling about living cartoons and dimensions merging and whatnot.

I mean this person spent an entire year acting as if they switched bodies with a cartoon. Their real mind in cartoon world and them acting in character as a cartoon inhabiting their body. Just insane man....

:teek: So maybe both delusional and sociopathic then... Shame it took something this awful to finally put him somewhere safe and maybe get treatment.

[FredWolfLeonardo]

"People" like Chris Chan are a burden on society and should be executed so that the tax dollars used to keep him alive are better spent elsewhere.

[IMJ]

"People" like Chris Chan are a burden on society and should be executed so that the tax dollars used to keep him alive are better spent elsewhere.

:lol:
HOly $#!(

:o

[The Deadman]

I watched a video commenting on this debacle and... It was really weird. The person who made it didn't really seem care about the situation or Chris-Chan in general, because he mostly talked about how bad the "right-wing" trolls of Chris-Chan were for misgendering and dead naming. The whole thing just came across like he just saw an opportunity to get more views than usual, so he could get more people to listen to his political opinions. He even went on to point out how much better he was than the "right-wing" trolls because he didn't misgender Chris (and yes, he kept emphasising "right-wing), like some weird bragging. The closest thing to an actual point in that video was that this could be used to portray transpeople in general as rapists but I think that would be an issue, unless there is some rapid series of reports regarding transpeople being rapists I don't know about, it just seems like a hyperbolic concern.

Whatever, the point is that trying to use news like "80 year old woman raped by her own child" for some kind of political rant that furthers some goal of yours or start a tangentially related discussion you're interested in but has little to do with the topic at hand... It seems really manipulative egotistical. A horrible thing happened, why not just agree it was awful? Why try to use it for your own gain, that is a pretty disgusting thing to do.

Chris Chan could literally kill his mother and that guy would probably obsess over the trolls and not murder.

[Andrew NDB]

I see stuff like this and I wonder, "was bullying in schools really so bad?" Might have saved lives. Also, dignities.

[sdp]

^^^^
That's quite ironic counting that it's constant bullying and trolling that has lead to Chris Chan to ruin his life and make horrible decisions through out the last two decades.

I think if you don't know who chris chan is or know just a little then you don't have enough background of the situation to really comment, we're talking about an autistic kid who for some reason became "cool" to mess with and had people egg him on to put him in situations where he would obviously make the wrong choice.

For the people who have trolled him and tried to make his life miserable they're truly horrible human beings. For the people who would be entertained by the so called "christory" they're just sick individuals. I first found out about Chris on 4chan back in the mid 2000's when they discovered him, we all laughed, but they kept at it until one time they made him send his most precious posession to a "girl" who he thought he was going to marry, it was a troll who just broke it and sent him the pieces. To me that was just meanspirited and felt bad for the guy and stopped following to not enable that harassment.

That however was only the beginning of the "chris saga" as they call it and things would continue on for years. People kept messing with his life, sexual frustration, a busing his autism, a person who is obviously not equipped to deal literal thousands of trolls and intelligent people setting up things to watch him fail or do stupid things that would get him in trouble.

If the internet had never discovered him it's likely he would live a much more peaceful life. It's truly a "making a criminal" type of thing. I'm not defending anything he might have done if he did do it but I can't see how anyone would say his life would've been the same without him having thousands of people documenting every single thing of his life and trolling him day in and day out for the past 15+ years.

[Andrew NDB]

Oh OK. I honestly have no idea who this is.

[neatoman]

Oh OK. I honestly have no idea who this is.

As simplified as possible, here is a breakdown of this person's life:

Chris was born to people were on the edge of literally being too old to care of a child.
Early on, Chris was diagnosed with "high functioning autism", which would now be considered aspergers.
The father refused to ever have the kid get treatment, due to having some misconceptions about mental institutions.
Due to this, Chris mostly failed to get real friends during school and did not quite understand what was expected of a student.
Chris somehow got into college but graduated way later than expected, due to frequently getting suspended and banned from campus because of questionable behaviour, like walking around with a sign asking for a girlfriend (who could not be black or have had any previous relationships).
Well after graduating, Chris still lived at home with the parents, who were hoarders.
Chris has seemingly never made an honest attempt at getting a job, instead Chris tries to earn money through a fan fiction crossover comic called Sonichu, featuring himself and creatures that are combinations of Sonic the Hedgehog characters and Pokémon.
The comic, despite the alleged premise of being about the Sonic/Pokémon hybrids, is mostly about how awesome Chris is and how much everyone else is mean.
Chris was discovered online by trolls, who mostly messed with Chris by pretending to be women who were interested in a relationship.
The trolls tricked Chris into making private life public and into revealing/doing disgusting things.
Even outside of the manipulation, Chris has done fairly horrible things like attempt to run over a store manager who banned Chris.
After Chris' father died, Chris came out as trans through a long series of events.
It's worth noting that Chris being Trans is up for debate, since it is very likely it's another troll manipulation and Chris' mental health is probably worse than any medical expert is aware of.

I'm not sure I want to bring up details about this person's sex life, since it might be relevant here but it's pretty gross to go into detail about. Let's just say, what has happened now really is the worst thing we know about but everything else is still pretty disturbing.

[1987]

he identifies as a woman and will be jailed with women inmates...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html

[Coola Yagami]

he identifies as a woman and will be jailed with women inmates...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html

Yeah but Chris is super weak, he'll be the one in danger and women inmates hate rapists. As far as I know Chris has never been beat up. Any girl he creeped on either shoved him off or moved away while staying polite, like no one's ever outright slapped him.

If he tries to make a pass towards her inmates... Like the meme says...HE GON LEARN TODAY

[Sumac]

Clown world continues.
"Identifies as a woman" is probably the most misogynistic thing a man can say. And people who enable this kind of behavior are dumb trash and belong to trash.

Aside from that, yeah, I am not sure who would in the bigger danger there - an autist-rapist stuck in his own imaginary world or bunch of women who known to be quite violent and cruel.

Normally, I don't like to speculate, but I think, that CC will be held in a solitary cell, since, I don't think letting him out would be safe for him or anyone else.

[Andrew NDB]

Just looked up some images of Chris Chan. Yeesh. Looks like Artie Lange's brother in a dress or something.

[IMJ]

Yeah. Because of this thread I plugged the name into YouTube and could barely make my way through a single video made about the guy by someone else. Honestly made me sick to my stomach....

A lot of you guys most likely have no experience with people on that far end of the $#!(bag spectrum, but a lot of the worst of the worst remind me of that guy as an archetype and wind up in deep recesses of the prison system and continue to do weird $#!( daily even there.

I've seen all I need to about that guy and I got nauseous with the part about his mother, and that was solidified once they showed some clip of her trying to sell a blanket to people via youtube or something.

That's enough of that $#!(. I invite enough weird $#!( on these boards alone, I don't need to see another single thing about this guy, man. And something to consider for anyone that wants to excuse the guy based on mental illness I can tell you this - you learn really quickly when to stop having sympathy for the devil in real exposure. You'd be standing there trying to "understand him" and laugh it off when he literally asks you out of nowhere if he can f you in the @$$ and while you are trying to play your phony "understanding" role, he'll suddenly cut your throat when you say "now, now Chris, we can't do that" and you turn your back to him. And as you lay there bleeding out the guy will walk around the room making uncoordinated gestures with his hands that span the top of his head to the bottom of his shoes.

Christ this is the only circle of fandom where $#!( like this even comes up as a topic. Not a single other fandom I've ever been in would even think to bring this guy into my understanding of the world, man. It's like other threads here of simple-minded nonsense. I can't f'n believe it..... The newest Dromer dufus f'n thread "Do you ACTUALLY Cover Your Mouth When You Cough?". Jesus.

[neatoman]

Chris still has the mind, emotional maturity, comprehension and skill of a child despite being almost 40 years old. I don't think any amount of time being instituionalised will help, Chris probably don't even understand why incest or rape is wrong. Chris will probably never understand because Chris never learns anything.

As an example of low aptitude, here is an art piece Chris made around the age of 22.
https://sonichu.com/w/images/e/ea/Sonichu_-_Issue_0%2C_Cover.jpg

And here is the redraw at age 35.
https://sonichu.com/w/images/9/96/Sonichu_-_Issue_15%2C_Cover.jpg

There is barely any improvement and certainly far less than you would expect from over a decade of doing almost nothing but making drawings, nothing of value at least.

[Coola Yagami]

Just looked up some images of Chris Chan. Yeesh. Looks like Artie Lange's brother in a dress or something.

The person is so lazy they think just growing your hair out and wearing a dress is enough. They also think listening to some kind of music helps the 'change' happen. I think it's like those soothing music people use to relax or sleep.

[sdp]

So, yeah the person who "leaked" the information is a troll who had been enticing and encouraging for this to have happened since 2019 and knew of it happening weeks before she reported it since she wanted to get it on tape.
So yeah, horrible situation, all caused by a troll that went too far. I just hope they don't try to censor the internet if this becomes bigger news because of this.

[Andrew NDB]

I just hope they don't try to censor the internet if this becomes bigger news because of this.

The current regime in the U.S. is actively trying to do just that.

[sdp]

it's not a "now thing" most governments have tried for the past two decades, it's nothing new. It's easy to pass laws to "protect children" because no one is going to vote "yeah **** the kids" and they don't realize they're trying to censor the internet.

[Coola Yagami]

Doubtful. Right now the bigger concern are pronouns and the fact that they got biological male in jail with biological women.

The lefties are trying to make a statement out of all this.

[ssjup81]

This is disturbing. This isn't normal behavior period. He's definitely probably going to get off for mental illness reasons.Oh OK. I honestly have no idea who this is.Neither do I.Doubtful. Right now the bigger concern are pronouns and the fact that they got biological male in jail with biological women.

The lefties are trying to make a statement out of all this.There was a Law & Order: SVU ep that had something like that. The person who ended up arrested for murder was a trans female and also had an attraction for guys so it's not one of those guys who become a transfemale and then turn out to be a lesbian or something (which I still can't wrap my head around). The murder was like an "I panicked!" type situation. He hadn't fully gone through with the surgery, but it was planned for him to fully do so, though. When arresting that person, they put him in the male prison since he was still biologically male and hadn't had the chance to get the rest of the surgery done. You could imagine what happened to him, especially since he looked incredibly female. ><

I don't know about this internet guy (he should serve a sentence for his actions in some way or form), but I just feel sorry for people like the hypothetical guy from the SVU ep. I can't imagine feeling like I was trapped in a body that I was disgusted with and didn't feel I belonged in and knowing the negative stigma against it must be even more difficult because you can't share it with others.

[Sumac]

I don't know about this internet guy (he should serve a sentence for his actions in some way or form), but I just feel sorry for people like the hypothetical guy from the SVU ep. I can't imagine feeling like I was trapped in a body that I was disgusted with and didn't feel I belonged in and knowing the negative stigma against it must be even more difficult because you can't share it with others.
That's what psychologists are for - to fix those peoples' brain.

And I understand it is a bad situation for them, but the rest of the world shouldn't break own laws and logic, just so tiny percent of mentally ill people could feel fine about themselves.

[Coola Yagami]

That's what psychologists are for - to fix those peoples' brain.

And I understand it is a bad situation for them, but the rest of the world shouldn't break own laws and logic, just so tiny percent of mentally ill people could feel fine about themselves.

Do you really think gender dysphoria can be fixed by a psychologist? Not starting ****, just asking an honest question here. Like how would they do it?

[ZariusTwo]

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[Sumac]

Do you really think gender dysphoria can be fixed by a psychologist? Not starting ****, just asking an honest question here. Like how would they do it?
Yes.
This "gender dysphoria" is no different than any other mental illness, which revolve around person having unrealistic / delusional expectation of their body or existence. Like those women who starve themselves to death, believing that they need to lose weight, when they are already thin enough.

All of it should be cured, not with drilling holes and chopping balls, but psychological help and medicines..

[Prowler]

"Internet celebrity"

I spend a lot of time online and I've never heard of this guy. And now that I know who he is, I wish I went back to the time I was unaware of his existence.

[Coola Yagami]

"Internet celebrity"

I spend a lot of time online and I've never heard of this guy. And now that I know who he is, I wish I went back to the time I was unaware of his existence.

I know I know, I just didn't know what to say. Internet personality maybe? This person is literally the most documented person on the internet. Even without the 60 hour-long episode (so far) documentary, there is still an insane amount of info online about this person.

[ZariusTwo]

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[sdp]

I doubt any government investigation will be as through as the one internet detectives have done. They understand the whole context of the chris saga that would require months of work for any investigation to get through it all.

[Coola Yagami]

I doubt any government investigation will be as through as the one internet detectives have done. They understand the whole context of the chris saga that would require months of work for any investigation to get through it all.

It also requires to you 'play along' and suspend your disbelief. Like, yes, Chris Chan actually DOES believe all the stuff you're investigation Mr. FBI Man, it's not an act. It helps if you know what Sonic, Pokemon, MLP and whatever other fandoms they follow are.

[Coola Yagami]

Kinda sounds like the woman on the phone call is a known psycho that gets off on getting people to end themselves online. Sounds like she was making Chris say these things to use as blackmail to use against em later to get em to end it all, but things went south when the call was leaked.

I'm not sure, Chris is gullible but I mean, they love themselves too much, it would probably be easier to talk em into ending someone else than to get them to end themselves. Like even if you would try to scare em with stuff like 'once this gets out, your life is over!! Might as well end it now!' they'd be too um... Naive to fully grasp the gravity of the situation.

I mean this is a person fooled by a kid into thinking she was a girl and made him do all kinds of weird **** and when the person finally pulled the metaphorical curtain to reveal that the girl was fake all along, they still asked to talk to the girl. The guy was like 'dont you get it? There is no girl, it was me all along' 'i understand, can I talk to the girl please'.

Like this woman would literally need to draw a diagram and explain 20 times just how bad a recording that they admitting to putting momma in the Alabama Slamma would be so horrible to potentially lead to ending yourself being the only way out. Idk I just don't see it but who knows.

I'm confused on what happened to the mother. I thought she was checked out. Surely they ran a rape kit on her to confirm wether or not she was taken to Alabama. We never found out the results of that.

[Sumac]

I just wanted to write about this.
Yeah, apparently he was egged by a known troll-psychopath who boiled hamsters alive in a microwave and bulled someone to suicide.

So, if this guy is just mad, this woman is pure unhinged psychopath.

[neatoman]

Assuming Chris is convicted, what happens afterwards? It's not like there's going to be a home to go back to, by the time of release that house will most likely have been condemned or sold.

[neatoman]

Chris = Jesus Christ?
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[IndigoErth]

If that is a real letter.... good grief, wannabe cult leader much? :teek:

Nooo no no. This guy needs to remain where he is safe from himself and others are safe from him.

[Coola Yagami]

Ugh.

Luckily his 'cult' are mostly trolls that play among for the sake of keeping the party going so to speak. None of them actually believe stuff like the dimensional merge or the fact he was possessed by a cartoon for a year or any of his other nonsense.

[Bahamut810]

Assuming Chris is convicted, what happens afterwards? It's not like there's going to be a home to go back to, by the time of release that house will most likely have been condemned or sold.

Hopefully Adult services has got the process in place to get her disability or something and got her to people who can take care of her.

[Coola Yagami]

That is a good question. I wonder what happens to all that stuff. Like if Chris is serving time for several years and the mom is now at an old folks home or whatever, will the bank take the house and they just dump all the toys and crap?

I can only imagine the intense meltdown Chris will suffer whenever they're let out and find out they don't have a home and all their stuff is gone. And the funny thing is, the meltdown will be over all the stuff being gone rather than the fact that Chris'll be homeless.

[Sumac]

Just a reminder CC is not a "she" or "they".
He is a grown up crazy man. Not a woman or a something in between.
Stop using leftie trash "newspeak".

[ToSte]

How bout "it"?

[Sumac]

How bout "it"?
Nah. He is still "he".

[Coola Yagami]

So Chris has been sending mails to.... idk exactly, but the internet being the internet has gotten their hands on em to read. Apparently Chris must have been given a bible to read or something cause now the nutjob literally thinks they are Jesus Christ reincarnated and imprisoned now as He was back then.

Someone should stage a fake crucifixion to see if that snaps them out of their delusions. But who knows, they're so far gone at this point, they'll legit think they'll come back to life in 3 days.

[neatoman]

In case anyone is interested, Chris never got a trial (so far) and has been moved to a different facility, possibly a mental hospital. Chris has spent the last few months sending out letters people have published online but this new facility may not allow this, meaning this could indeed be the end of the public getting new information about this person.

[Coola Yagami]

Yeah, he was sent to a mental hospital. His last letter he mentioned he thought he was going home. Like it started with 'by the time you read this I'll be back home", but this was before he was sent to the mental hospital.

[neatoman]

Well, we don't know for certain if Chris is in a mental hospital but it does seem like the most likely scenario.

[ZariusTwo]

Chris news has dried up, a combination of his usual contacts breaking off with him and the result of his recent move.

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[Coola Yagami]

I mean it's to be expected. There won't be anything out of Chris for a good long while.

Makes me wonder how Chris is dealing with a bunch of people that will not put up or play long with their delusions.

[superstaff]

^^^^
That's quite ironic counting that it's constant bullying and trolling that has lead to Chris Chan to ruin his life and make horrible decisions through out the last two decades.

I think if you don't know who chris chan is or know just a little then you don't have enough background of the situation to really comment, we're talking about an autistic kid who for some reason became "cool" to mess with and had people egg him on to put him in situations where he would obviously make the wrong choice.

For the people who have trolled him and tried to make his life miserable they're truly horrible human beings. For the people who would be entertained by the so called "christory" they're just sick individuals. I first found out about Chris on 4chan back in the mid 2000's when they discovered him, we all laughed, but they kept at it until one time they made him send his most precious posession to a "girl" who he thought he was going to marry, it was a troll who just broke it and sent him the pieces. To me that was just meanspirited and felt bad for the guy and stopped following to not enable that harassment.

That however was only the beginning of the "chris saga" as they call it and things would continue on for years. People kept messing with his life, sexual frustration, a busing his autism, a person who is obviously not equipped to deal literal thousands of trolls and intelligent people setting up things to watch him fail or do stupid things that would get him in trouble.

If the internet had never discovered him it's likely he would live a much more peaceful life. It's truly a "making a criminal" type of thing. I'm not defending anything he might have done if he did do it but I can't see how anyone would say his life would've been the same without him having thousands of people documenting every single thing of his life and trolling him day in and day out for the past 15+ years.

This is mostly my take on it as well. Except I never found the harassment against him amusing ever. Back in the 2000s when I first heard of him, I just shrugged because I despise internet bullying and trolling, and I just thought Chris-chan was a weirdo that made terrible fanfiction. I agree with you that the harassment is very likely a huge part of what made him unhinged. As someone who gets harassed online regularly, I can attest that it takes a toll on you mentally eventually. Most people have the mental fortitude to take it (at least until it becomes extreme), Chris-chan didn't.

[Leo656]

I think it's kinda weird that "Just don't engage with the internet" doesn't pop up in peoples' minds more often. Although in the cases of someone with autism I can kind/sorta see how that might be easier said than done, but whatever. Any good therapist will tell you "Don't linger where vipers dwell." I mean if your sources of stress are environmental or external, literally one of the things they'd say during your very first therapy session is, "You shouldn't be engaging with that environment. If you stay in that environment, your stress will only continue and worsen." That's Day One stuff.

Therefore, to a mind like mine, if you're being trolled and harassed on the internet, my logic would be, "Okay, do literally Anything Else with your time and now the problem corrects itself." Once more, I can somewhat see how an autistic person might not reach that conclusion, but still, Logic is Logic.

So I mean, I can empathize to a point but never feel altogether too sorry for people like that; you always have the option to disengage. No, you shouldn't "have" to, "people should just Be Nicer", all that stuff... but hey, that ain't the world we live in. If it's snowing outside and you know that, don't wear shorts and say "Man, if ONLY it could be 95 degrees and sunny out!" Yeah, "if only", but it ain't like that. Asking anyone, anywhere, to "just be nice" is asking far too much of most people. ESPECIALLY on the internet.

I fall into it sometimes too, obviously. Sometimes my wife will notice I'm typing especially hard, and she'll be like "Which idiot is it this time?" :lol: And I'll give her a brief rundown, maybe she'll read something over my shoulder, and she'll always inevitably be like, "You realize these people are Actual Retards, right? There's no reason to even talk to them, but especially not if they've got you hitting the keys so hard I can hear it over the TV. Go play a game or something, they're not worth it." And I mean, she's right, what can I say? Every circle-jerk I've ever gotten into on this board was on some level My Own Fault because I really ought'a know better by now.

Someone as "sensitive" as this person seems to be, though... well, the nicest thing I can say is, they probably shouldn't be using the internet at all without some kind of oversight and supervision in the first place.

[Coola Yagami]

Sometimes my wife will notice I'm typing especially hard, and she'll be like "Which idiot is it this time?" :lol: And I'll give her a brief rundown, maybe she'll read something over my shoulder, and she'll always inevitably be like, "You realize these people are Actual Retards, right? There's no reason to even talk to them, but especially not if they've got you hitting the keys so hard I can hear it over the TV. Go play a game or something, they're not worth it."



"Who is this clown that keeps calling you bloodbath barbed wire champion? you know he's an idiot right? turn off the computer and play more Batman or something."

Chris Chan was an odd one but he was doing odd things even before the internet. Stuff like his 'attraction sign' and getting too touchy-feely with any female friend he'd get cause he's always assume they wanted to be more than.

The internet made things worse, no doubt, the constant trolling, the ED page, the catfish schemes he would always, always, ALWAYS fall for, etc

But I still feel if the internet came along later in life, or if the family just flat out couldn't afford a computer or if they just didn't want 'that darn internet' in their household, things would have turned out somewhat different, possibly less crazy, but he still would have been doing crazy **** in his neck of the woods, we just wouldn't have heard about it.

My understanding is one of the first traces of him on the internet was a random blog article by some girl working in a store in the mall that noticed him and decided to write an article about this odd fellow. I mean the girl didn't even know his name.

Had Chris Chan never gotten hold of the internet himself, that article would have been it. Sure he'd still be bugging people in the mall with his signs and maybe he would have eventually try to transition or whatever, but none of us would have ever heard about it.


Another thing to factor is for a lot of people, mostly the Chris Chans and Basement Dwellers of the world, the internet is all they have, sadly. They got no friends or family or much access to the outside world. While it makes sense to just 'turn the computer off' when **** gets too crazy, a lot of these people just don't see that as an option. But then again, with the rise of social media... a lot of people, friends or no friends, hell, even celebrities, just don't or can't see 'turn off the computer' or 'close that social media app' as an option. They feel compelled where they simply MUST reply.

It's sad, really.

[The Deadman]

Apparently people on social media are saying Chris Chan has escaped from a courtroom bathroom and is currently on the run from police
https://twitter.com/ibismojo72/status/1563851543199227907

[Coola Yagami]

Apparently people on social media are saying Chris Chan has escaped from a courtroom bathroom and is currently on the run from police
https://twitter.com/ibismojo72/status/1563851543199227907

I heard that too. I have some doubts. Apparently they crawled out of a window or something? Chris has always been in horrible shape, I can't imagine how they would ever accomplish that, or even run away fast enough without getting caught.

Then there's the fact that they literally have nowhere to go. If there were dumb enough to go back home, they would have been caught by now. No one would want that nutjob to hide in their home and bring all that drama to their doorstep, especially the crime of 'aiding and abetting a fugitive'.

[oldmanwinters]

Apparently people on social media are saying Chris Chan has escaped from a courtroom bathroom and is currently on the run from police
https://twitter.com/ibismojo72/status/1563851543199227907
:teek:
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast!

[Coola Yagami]

:teek:
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast!

lmao

Sonichu legs, don't fail me now!!!!

[Zulithe]

While it would be hilarious if Chris escaped like that... c'mon, obviously BS.

[oldmanwinters]

While it would be hilarious if Chris escaped like that... c'mon, obviously BS.

Seems fitting:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjjRWd5EfsM

[neatoman]

Too bad the Sonic one is taken... Eh, I'll let you decide which one of these is more fitting.

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[Mad Dog McMutt]

That is crazy. Lets hope that's not true. I didn't even know what a lolcow was until a year ago. Now I am hooked on Cyraxx content.

[Coola Yagami]

Ok what the ****??? WHAAAAAT???

Attention all incels. The rules have changed. If Chris Chan of all people can get a woman knocked up, what the **** is wrong with the rest of you? You officially have zero excuses now.

[ZariusTwo]

Well at least we now know who fathered the anti-christ

[Coola Yagami]

I like the over-exaggeration of the comments online like 'OMG WE ARE SO COOKED'.

Uh no guys. Maybe the child in question is 'cooked' but we, as in the greater we will be just fine.

[Bahamut810]

Update: Chris Chan is going to be a dad

uhhh...with his mom?

[Coola Yagami]

uhhh...with his mom?

I think his mom is way too old for that and is probably at the age where child birth would kill her if it was even possible that late into life.

It's probably that new caretaker lady (or whatever she is) that has been seen hanging out with Chris some months ago, some times even kissing in public and whatnot.

[neatoman]

Update: Chris Chan is going to be a dad

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[Mad Dog McMutt]

So Chris Chan is actually not expecting a baby. It's always hard to tell what is real and what is fantasy with him.

[neatoman]

So Chris Chan is actually not expecting a baby. It's always hard to tell what is real and what is fantasy with him.

Well of course it is, we're talking about a person who literally believes the worlds of TV cartoons is going to merge with reality one day.

[Coola Yagami]

So Chris Chan is actually not expecting a baby. It's always hard to tell what is real and what is fantasy with him.

And so the world is safe or something and the dimensional merge is delayed once again.

[ZariusTwo]

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?:D

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MubESGuB_Dg

[Coola Yagami]

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?:D

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MubESGuB_Dg

Whoever it is they better not go the method actor route or they'll end up like Heath Ledger.

[sdp]

The rights the movie makers to get Sonichu are going to be insane.

[Mad Dog McMutt]

I always thought that somebody out there should make a movie called LOL Cow and create their own lol cow with characteristics from all of the current ones. Have them constantly filming themselves and arguing with the trolls and being fooled by trolls. It would be like Napoleon Dynamite on steroids.

[neatoman]

The rights the movie makers to get Sonichu are going to be insane.

Probably not, the William Moulton Marston biopic wasn't made by Warner and still had references to Wonder Woman. The only references to Sonichu just need to be there to point out the idiot thought it was a good idea to mash up two copyrighted things to subvert copyright, the rest can just be the other bizarre things he did, no need to adapt his dumb fan fiction.

The reference could just be some guy reading the comic and commenting "So the origin story is just the final boss fight of Sonic Adventure except a Pikachu was there and bumped into Super Sonic? That's the best he could come up with?" and that's about enough.

[Coola Yagami]

Probably not, the William Moulton Marston biopic wasn't made by Warner and still had references to Wonder Woman. The only references to Sonichu just need to be there to point out the idiot thought it was a good idea to mash up two copyrighted things to subvert copyright, the rest can just be the other bizarre things he did, no need to adapt his dumb fan fiction.

The reference could just be some guy reading the comic and commenting "So the origin story is just the final boss fight of Sonic Adventure except a Pikachu was there and bumped into Super Sonic? That's the best he could come up with?" and that's about enough.

The dude couldn't even stick to his own bad fanfiction and turned his comics to being more about him and his life (from his warped perspective) to where often times Sonichu was a guest star in his own story.