View Full Version : RIP King Cobra Jfs
Mad Dog McMutt
08-22-2025, 06:29 PM
Unfortunately Josh Saunders the lolcow known as King Cobra JFS has passed away. Some are saying it was his alcoholism, some think it might have been the mysterious food that was sent to him by some girl. I didn't pay much attention to him because he seemed the most normal out of all the lolcows. I still feel bad for him though. How is Cyraxx still alive? That guy lives with bed bugs and rodents while having infections all over his body including his gums.
the life of lolcows can be so depressing, i don't really follow any because of that
Mad Dog McMutt
08-22-2025, 08:07 PM
the life of lolcows can be so depressing, i don't really follow any because of that
Some can unintentionally be really funny sometimes though. I only check in on Cyraxx from time to time because it's amazing to see an ego that outta control. He feels no shame and thinks he is super talented at everything. Watch the video of him playing War Pigs on guitar and try not to laugh.
Nickokapo
09-16-2025, 08:42 AM
Andrew Ditch frustrates and annoys me to no end
GlitchedPuppet makes me infinitely depressed for humanity and her "art" is aggressively
vomitive
Joshua Block and Daniel Larson are in jail
Shmorky ninja vanished from the face of the earth
i don't know which lolcow to watch for entertainment anymore nowadays...
Mad Dog McMutt
09-16-2025, 11:05 AM
Andrew Ditch frustrates and annoys me to no end
GlitchedPuppet makes me infinitely depressed for humanity and her "art" is aggressively
vomitive
Joshua Block and Daniel Larson are in jail
Shmorky ninja vanished from the face of the earth
i don't know which lolcow to watch for entertainment anymore nowadays...
The only one that I keep up with is Cyraxx. He is constantly fighting and yelling at his trolls while falling for the same tricks over and over again. I would feel bad for him, but he is a terrible person who lies nonstop and refuses to get a job. I didn't know that World of T-Shirts is in jail.
Nickokapo
09-16-2025, 11:14 AM
Oh, actually, world of t-shirts is NOT in jail, my bad...
I was thinking of how Johnny Somali and Raja Jackson may be ending up in jail, and probably got all lolcows and nuissance streamers mixed up in the way somehow, i must've been thinking of just Daniel Larson.
Yeah, i need to check up on Cyraxx, i forget when "2high4stupid" goes live, they may talk about him. He is more like oldschool Chris-chan style level of shenanigans (Messing with his game console, having zero self awareness, people sending him stupidities to his house XD)
That kind of lolcow is funnier to follow.
Mad Dog McMutt
09-16-2025, 11:20 AM
Oh, actually, world of t-shirts is NOT in jail, my bad...
I was thinking of how Johnny Somali and Raja Jackson may be ending up in jail, and probably got all lolcows and nuissance streamers mixed up in the way somehow, i must've been thinking of just Daniel Larson.
Yeah, i need to check up on Cyraxx, i forget when "2high4stupid" goes live, they may talk about him. He is more like oldschool Chris-chan style level of shenanigans (Messing with his game console, having zero self awareness, people sending him stupidities to his house XD)
That kind of lolcow is funnier to follow.
What really makes Cyraxx so funny is his nonstop $hit talking and his crazy ego. It's also hilarious how the trolls make money covering his videos, but Cyraxx makes no money because it's only a couple of trolls that actually watch his stuff.
Nickokapo
09-16-2025, 01:16 PM
It's hilarious he is so grandiose while in reality he will not even achieve Viper levels of infamy XD (Not for his "rap" anywy :tlol: )
But this level of delusion leads to all kinds of wacky zany craps happening so i am all for it lol
Mad Dog McMutt
09-16-2025, 02:58 PM
You nailed it. It's crazy how there are whole entire "sagas" like an anime, yet he never leaves his house. If he just got off the internet every problem in his life would be solved, but he just can't do that. I question myself sometimes because taking delight in someone else's misfortune is not something I would normally do. However, he kind of deserves a lot of the trolling that happens to him. He brings it upon himself because he loves the attention and loves yelling at people like a wrestler.
Nickokapo
09-16-2025, 03:54 PM
Too true. I used to spend 24/7 on the 'drome back in 2002.
But i got mental health treatment, years of therapy and medication, and i am better most days, i go out as much as possible...he is an adult, he has at least some money of some kind if he is buying games and consoles, even if he doesn't...i mean heck, the Jardin Japones let me in for FREE, and public transport is free for me: https://jardinjapones.org.ar/
And it is beautiful looking, you can turn off your phone and no trolls can get to you, metaphorically and otherwise (Tho i suppose it'd have helped him if he didn't broadcast his OWN, PRIVATE, PERSONAL HOME ADDRESS *naked gun facepalm* )
Instead of his damp dark room, obsessing neurotically over troll comments that he himself decides to:
Let into his household.
Read them consciously despite knowing they are causing him distress.
I mean...i...it's not right to laugh at other people's misfortunes...i understand he may have some developmental or otherwise mental difficulty.
But...he could avoid so much trouble just by disengaging all the same.
PS: I know, right?!?!?!!!! His speeches are like a ProWres athlete cutting a promo. His tone and intonation even o_O so odd.
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