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Anarchistguy
03-20-2026, 09:49 AM
https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-dead/
Coola Yagami
03-20-2026, 10:11 AM
The grim reaper swallows hard. This is his problem now.
Barkworm
03-20-2026, 10:29 AM
The last thing I saw of him was years ago when he and his wife posted this completely loco anti-Obama video.
triplexxx
03-20-2026, 10:49 AM
A long and very active life he had, up to the very end. He will be remembered by fans and fellow action stars fondly. Rest well Chuck Norris.
IndigoErth
03-20-2026, 11:56 AM
Dang, death actually won. :ohwell:

Wild to think his own mom died only 15 months ago at 103.
Stu_Padasso
03-20-2026, 12:33 PM
Chuck Norris didn’t die, he was bored with life so he went on a road trip in the afterlife.

Rest In Power, Chuck.
oldmanwinters
03-20-2026, 01:48 PM
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

https://imgur.com/gallery/this-is-ultimate-show-down-of-ultimate-destiny-PLw4mhd
IndigoErth
03-20-2026, 01:48 PM
Read something that said he didn't die, the Earth itself moved to a lower plane of existence.
Prowler
03-20-2026, 02:43 PM
His death is bringing back all of those Chuck Norris jokes that were funny about 20 years ago.

Anyway, RIP. When Chuck Norris himself cannot survive 2026, what chance do we have?! :teek:
Andrew NDB
03-20-2026, 02:57 PM
What happened to him? I read a couple days ago he was being rushed to the hospital.
Mayhem
03-21-2026, 03:53 AM
What happened to him? I read a couple days ago he was being rushed to the hospital.
They haven’t said, I suspect heart attack as it was noted it was sudden
Coola Yagami
03-21-2026, 09:18 AM
eh the usual suspects are celebrating his death due to his political beliefs and supposed homophobia.


I hate people.
CyberCubed
03-21-2026, 10:48 AM
He was before my time, I don't think I ever watched a single thing he was in. What's weird is because I have seen many Clint Eastwood movies, but never anything from him.
Mad Dog McMutt
03-21-2026, 05:48 PM
Chuck Norris didn't die, death Chuck Norrised.
ZariusTwo
03-22-2026, 04:06 AM
He was before my time, I don't think I ever watched a single thing he was in. What's weird is because I have seen many Clint Eastwood movies, but never anything from him.

I only have ever experienced Chuck through the memes, Conan's Walker Lever, the Karate Kommandos cartoon reruns, the Walker reunion TV Movie, and The Expendables II cameo, I don't think I've ever seen a Norris b-movie straight through.
Andrew NDB
03-22-2026, 04:13 AM
He was a little bit before my time as well. I remember my dad showing me him in the Missing in Action movies a little bit, faintly, but as I hit my teens he wasn't really making movies like that anymore. I did see him in "Sidekicks," and then he was pretty much gone beyond "Walker: Texas Ranger," which I never saw. Then the Chuck Norris memes started, and he showed up in Expendables 2 (notably in an appearance that seemed pretty clear they only had him for one day... he interacts with the cast in only one shot and everything else is him up in the rafters shooting people alone).