Sydney Sweeny thread

[Coola Yagami]

Might as well seeing as Paris for two.

So um.. what exactly is the deal with her? Why is her name popping up all of a sudden and why is the left so dead-set against people finding her attractive? They even resort to finding pics of her without makeup to prove some point, when she still looks good.

I know nothing of who she is as a person, her politics or her acting ability but I see people bashing her on just her looks, and nothing else. But I mean if we are going strictly by looks, she has a nice rack and is totes bangable, so I don't see the issue.

IDK, I mean I don't remember coming after Cindy Crawford of Salma Hayek and going all 'she's not that hot' back in the day. Social media giving literally everyone a voice was a mistake. Or people choosing to listen to literally every voice was a mistake.

[Barkworm]

Her boobs looked awesome in that ad!

[Andrew NDB]

I actually don't find her that attractive. Her body is great but her face looks a little bit... "munk"-y? And I don't think she'll age particularly well.

But yes, the left's war on Beauty or anything that could warrant The Male Gaze™ is perpetually asinine.

[CyberCubed]

Didn't she originally get famous for a nude/sex scene in a netflix show? I mean it's not unlike how people were obsessed with Kim Kardashian back in the early 2000's, or Angelia Jolie before that. Or even Megan Fox.

There's always some talent-less hack that gets famous due to her boobs or looks.

Meanwhile the actual talented female actress like Emily Blunt should be on top of everyones modern list.

[oldmanwinters]

I saw Christy and The Housemaid in theatres, and I thought Sweeny had a surprising dramatic range for two very different parts.

[Coola Yagami]

Didn't she originally get famous for a nude/sex scene in a netflix show? I mean it's not unlike how people were obsessed with Kim Kardashian back in the early 2000's, or Angelia Jolie before that. Or even Megan Fox.

There's always some talent-less hack that gets famous due to her boobs or looks.

Meanwhile the actual talented female actress like Emily Blunt should be on top of everyones modern list.

And there are some examples. I do believe Kim K got some heat because she was just getting way too popular and we can't have that, but I don't remember people saying 'she's not thaaat hot' to Fox or Jolie back during their heyday. Maybe nowadays, or maybe people retroactively say 'I never thought Megan Fox was all that hot' but they sure as **** weren't saying that back then.

[Andrew NDB]

Didn't she originally get famous for a nude/sex scene in a netflix show?

Lots of boobs and probably butt shots with her in Euphoria. I think the only one who doesn't get naked in Euphoria at all is Zendaya.

[ToTheNines]

This thread makes me wish Plastroncafe still posted here lol

[Coola Yagami]

Lots of boobs and probably butt shots with her in Euphoria. I think the only one who doesn't get naked in Euphoria at all is Zendaya.

Not that anyone other than Holland would want her to.

[IMJ]

Not that anyone other than Holland would want her to.

-shrugs-
She has a pretty cute "dufus face".

[Andrew NDB]

I can just imagine her saying, "I'm not in the mood tonight" like, every night.

[TylerD]

I actually don't find her that attractive. Her body is great but her face looks a little bit... "munk"-y? And I don't think she'll age particularly well.

But yes, the left's war on Beauty or anything that could warrant The Male Gaze™ is perpetually asinine.

Agreed. Really good set of cans, but her face is just average. Talk about some titties you could get lost in for hours though.

[TylerD]

I can just imagine her saying, "I'm not in the mood tonight" like, every night.

My wife says that, and I always say “ who said anything about mood… can’t you spare two minutes out of your day to please Me. LOL

[ToTheNines]

Not that anyone other than Holland would want her to.

Yeah what’s the target demographic for a Zendaya movie? Teenage girls? She’s not ugly at all, she just looks like she’s 15 still. I thought it was really weird when she was in that horny gay threesome tennis movie.

Anyway, talk about ugly… that freak who interviewed Sydney Sweeney for GQ is one of the nastiest women I’ve ever seen in my life. She haunts my nightmares:

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[Andrew NDB]

Anyway, talk about ugly… that freak who interviewed Sydney Sweeney for GQ is one of the nastiest women I’ve ever seen in my life. She haunts my nightmares:

I have a co-worker who is exactly like that woman. Talks like her, looks like her, uses the same inflections and wrinkling brow stuff, tone, sing-songiness masking jabs.

[ToTheNines]

Resign immediately.

[CyberCubed]

I think we're showing our age, Zendaya looks between 25-30 which she basically is. I think we're all just so old now that anyone 30 or under looks like a kid.

[Prowler]

I think it's wild how a lot of those women who criticise Sydney for that ad she made are also the very same women who defend that woman who killed her own children recently.

"Sydney Sweeney is setting feminism and women's sports back!". I thought women posing naked or borderline so was defended by those same women as some sort of female empowerment? Lots of those same women also defend those young women who set up Only Fans accounts. So what's their issue with Sydney? Apparently because she's a Republican... or so it's alleged online. I don't like Trump and think the US Republican Party is kinda wack, but I'm not gonna hate Sydney for that.

And yes, she has great tits. I haven't seen any of her movies or TV shows, but I can appreciate a hot naked woman, can't I?

[Mayhem]

I think we're showing our age, Zendaya looks between 25-30 which she basically is. I think we're all just so old now that anyone 30 or under looks like a kid.
She just turned 30...

[Coola Yagami]

I can just imagine her saying, "I'm not in the mood tonight" like, every night.

Yeah, but I bet you if Jason Mamoa or whoever stepped up to her, she's become a fountain.


She just turned 30...

Zendaya and Tom got that weird whatever-it-is where they just look like kids for a long-ass time.

They remind me a bit of the Olsen Twins. Not to that extent of course, but for the longest time the Olsen looked more like... weird... sickly... wrinkly kids rather than actual adults. Like I don't know what the hell was going on with those two.

I'm sure by now he would be showing his age, but back then Leo DiCaprio purposely gained weight and grew out his facial hair so he'd stop looking like a kid. I'm sure at his current age it's probably too late to lose the weight if he ever wanted to.

[sdp]

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[ToTheNines]

Can we get some .gifs of some hot dudes in here?

[sdp]

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[ToTheNines]

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[CyberCubed]

That first pic of Syndey's face that sdp posted really does make her look like an average girl. She really is just the boobs. But I think that's also what people like about her, her face isn't really the supermodel type but has that "girl next door" look so it attracts people too her.

Most men are intimidated by very attractive/supermodel women because they know they would have no chance with them, but Sydney just looks like an average girl who you'd see standing on line at Starbucks on her way to work. If she had regular size boobs she'd be just average.

[Andrew NDB]

I mean, compare Sydney Sweeny to someone like prime time Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Connelly in like 2000. It's not even the same ballpark.

[ToTheNines]

Kat Dennings is a million times hotter by the way

[Prowler]

Yeah, but I bet you if Jason Mamoa or whoever stepped up to her, she's become a fountain.




Zendaya and Tom got that weird whatever-it-is where they just look like kids for a long-ass time.

They remind me a bit of the Olsen Twins. Not to that extent of course, but for the longest time the Olsen looked more like... weird... sickly... wrinkly kids rather than actual adults. Like I don't know what the hell was going on with those two.

I'm sure by now he would be showing his age, but back then Leo DiCaprio purposely gained weight and grew out his facial hair so he'd stop looking like a kid. I'm sure at his current age it's probably too late to lose the weight if he ever wanted to.

Selena Gomez also looked like a kid for a long time.

Kat Dennings is a million times hotter by the way
She has a great pair too.

[Andrew NDB]

Kat Dennings is a million times hotter by the way

I think she's up there but she's not for everyone. Gorgeous face, I'm definitely a big fan of the piercing blue eyes with black hair combo (see also Alexandra Daddario), but super thick everywhere. Like, she's actually pretty straight up fat.

[Prowler]

Prime Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek (still looks phenomenal), ScarJo, Christina Hendricks and Elizabeth Taylor (still looks great) are the best.

Love me Gal Gadot and Ana de Armas too.

[ToTheNines]

Like, she's actually pretty straight up fat.

You are maaaaad sus for that one!

[Barkworm]

Prime Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek (still looks phenomenal),

I was about to name these two. Oh my god.

[Prowler]

I was about to name these two. Oh my god.

We've talked about this before. Salma has aged marvelously. And her boobs get bigger every 5 years or so :lol: Monica still looks great, too. Her prime was when she was in her mid-late 30s and early 40s, IMO. I dunno why Vincent Cassel divorced her. Imagine going down in history as the man who made the decision to divorce Monica Bellucci.

[Coola Yagami]

We've talked about this before. Salma has aged marvelously. And her boobs get bigger every 5 years or so :lol: Monica still looks great, too. Her prime was when she was in her mid-late 30s and early 40s, IMO. I dunno why Vincent Cassel divorced her. Imagine going down in history as the man who made the decision to divorce Monica Bellucci.

Looks only get you so far. For all we know she might be a total bitch behind closed doors. Or she might be the 'not in the mood' ever night types. If you were married to such a hottie and she wouldn't let you touch her, you'd move on too. Why even stay with a woman so many people wish they could smash if she doesn't let you smash?

[sdp]

Sydney Sweeny is hot, she doesn't look as great without make up but shes not ugly. The fact that media had been so consrvative and she showed up bouncing gave her more attention than she would've gotten otherwise say 20 years ago. But she is just riding her minutes of fame taking advantage of the culture war to get people to talk about her.
Normally people like her bother me but the fact that she's reminding companies that sex sells is not necessarily a bad thing.

[Prowler]

Looks only get you so far. For all we know she might be a total bitch behind closed doors. Or she might be the 'not in the mood' ever night types. If you were married to such a hottie and she wouldn't let you touch her, you'd move on too. Why even stay with a woman so many people wish they could smash if she doesn't let you smash?

Obviously I don't know any details about their marriage. How would I know that? And Monica never struck me as a bad person. I haven't heard of any scandals or controversies surrounding her.

By the time they divorced, they were already 50 years old or so. Doesn't a man's libido go down by then? It's not like when you're 18-25 and you have a lot of stamina. So was that really the issue?

[ToTheNines]

I caught Andrew on Twitter

https://x.com/chevaucheen/status/2103479047866958307?s=46

[Prowler]

I caught Andrew on Twitter

https://x.com/chevaucheen/status/2103479047866958307?s=46

I'm not into fat girls, but Kat Dennings does not spring to my mind when people say "fat girls". She's "thicc".

[sdp]

she's a fatty, just say it. thicc is just another word for fat, like, full figured, curvy, more to love, big boned, junk in the trunk, kardashian like, buchona, pregnant, well built, why are you afraid of a full grown woman, BBW, or "I like meat on them bones", all just cope.
just admit you are a fatty lover, no shame.

[frank_one]

I wouldn't call her fat. Would you call Sandro Botticelli's Venus fat?

[Andrew NDB]

She's objectively fat. Would I kick her out of bed? Absolutely not. She is playing for the Huskies though.

[CyberCubed]

If you were lying in bed and she was lying on top of you, you would probably feel the weight of her body pushing you into the mattress. So yeah she is kinda heavy-set. I wouldn't sat fat, but she's leaning more towards it than not.

No woman should be able to crush a man while laying on top of them.

[ToTheNines]

I don’t know that you qualify as a “man” though

[Barkworm]

If that's fat, my skinny self has been performing the horizontal tango with a fatso for a good while now. I'm fine with that.

[TylerD]

I like bigger women though so lol. I mean to a point. I don’t want no 250 plus pounder but I like thick women. A real skinny girl doesn’t do it for me, but hey. Opinions are like assholes and are all different.

[Coola Yagami]

she's a fatty, just say it. thicc is just another word for fat, like, full figured, curvy, more to love, big boned, junk in the trunk, kardashian like, buchona, pregnant, well built, why are you afraid of a full grown woman, BBW, or "I like meat on them bones", all just cope.
just admit you are a fatty lover, no shame.

Naw man. Thicc is like that fine line between not being a twig and being actually fat. That's probably why it became a slang term. There had to be some word to define someone that's not as skinny as Zendaya but isn't Lizzo. I guess thicc is it.

Unfortunately the fatties do try to hide behind the word thicc. Naw hun, you just fat. You can't have your own gravitational pull and hide behind the word thicc.

[CyberCubed]

Does anyone remember back in the 90's, women did NOT want big butts? Like remember when women would try on new pants, and you'd see this in movies/TV shows all the time, and she would ask, "Do these pants make my butt look too big?"

I distinctly remember large asses being looked down upon in the 90's. I mean I was still a kid in the 90's so it wasn't something I thought about back then, but it's something I remember changing into the early 2000's.

[Prowler]

she's a fatty, just say it. thicc is just another word for fat, like, full figured, curvy, more to love, big boned, junk in the trunk, kardashian like, buchona, pregnant, well built, why are you afraid of a full grown woman, BBW, or "I like meat on them bones", all just cope.
just admit you are a fatty lover, no shame.

Her body is like healthy for you Americans. Your country has rampant obesity rates. Kat doesn't look fat next to all the land whales you guys have there.

Does anyone remember back in the 90's, women did NOT want big butts? Like remember when women would try on new pants, and you'd see this in movies/TV shows all the time, and she would ask, "Do these pants make my butt look too big?"

I distinctly remember large asses being looked down upon in the 90's. I mean I was still a kid in the 90's so it wasn't something I thought about back then, but it's something I remember changing into the early 2000's.
No, I don't. Then again, I was a little kid.

[TylerD]

Does anyone remember back in the 90's, women did NOT want big butts? Like remember when women would try on new pants, and you'd see this in movies/TV shows all the time, and she would ask, "Do these pants make my butt look too big?"

I distinctly remember large asses being looked down upon in the 90's. I mean I was still a kid in the 90's so it wasn't something I thought about back then, but it's something I remember changing into the early 2000's.

Large penises too. That’s why I’m proud of my chode

Wait… ignore that part

[IMJ]

You guys really need to learn to look at women on a more articulate level.

For example, that Kat Whateverhername is girl? Yes, she's fat but not obese. She's sort of "flirty-housemom-fat" but she has taut skin, and let's face it... you can deal with "fat" on a much better level when the skin is taut.

Now once you enter "fat and loose-skin" territory, you are in "full rejection mode". "Fat but taut-skin" then depends entirely on remaining proportion, and after that then personality takes it over the top.

Now, "tight, in-shape, taut" and hot? That's the real winner. Then add "big tits" on top of it and you have the first round draft pick.

That is the working mental-calculus for most men whether they admit it or not, and most men who won't admit it do so to cover up the fact that they can only get "fat and loose". 8)

But it should also be noted that "bit tits' doesn't simply mean "large" - that's for 14 year old boys to giggle about. "Big tits' is entirely about how the sit on the frame and are proportioned against the rest of the body. You can have a girl with 'big tits' but she's got that bell-shaped-body and the tits are then 100% meaningless.

[TylerD]

You guys really need to learn to look at women on a more articulate level.

For example, that Kat Whateverhername is girl? Yes, she's fat but not obese. She's sort of "flirty-housemom-fat" but she has taut skin, and let's face it... you can deal with "fat" on a much better level when the skin is taut.

Now once you enter "fat and loose-skin" territory, you are in "full rejection mode". "Fat but taut-skin" then depends entirely on remaining proportion, and after that then personality takes it over the top.

Now, "tight, in-shape, taut" and hot? That's the real winner. Then add "big tits" on top of it and you have the first round draft pick.

That is the working mental-calculus for most men whether they admit it or not, and most men who won't admit it do so to cover up the fact that they can only get "fat and loose". 8)

But it should also be noted that "bit tits' doesn't simply mean "large" - that's for 14 year old boys to giggle about. "Big tits' is entirely about how the sit on the frame and are proportioned against the rest of the body. You can have a girl with 'big tits' but she's got that bell-shaped-body and the tits are then 100% meaningless.

****…. You should write a book. lol. You put a lot of thought into this

[IMJ]

****…. You should write a book. lol. You put a lot of thought into this

Thank you! These are the philosophies of life that need embracing! "To be taut-skinned or slovenly? That is the question..."