Britney Spears Gets Married in Las Vegas

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

Oh, man, is this going to be the hottest story in the next few days. Media outlets are going to have an absolute field day with this thing.

There are a million links out there, but I'll only provide a couple:

http://www.worldofbritney.com
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=145185

You've got to read it to believe it!

"It's . . . it's horrible!"
"That's for sure!"

Donatello and Michaelangelo, from "Sky Turtles"

[Michaelangelo|DAH]

....to Britney Alexander, and you search on her name on Google, guess what you get !?

HEHE, a porn star.

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

Even if this story isn't true, Britney is going to get HUGE publicity out of it. This will be bigger than the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez angle.

"Unbelieveable!" - Krang, from "Four Turtles and a Baby"

[Taloniss]

I give it two months at the most.

[PizzaPower]

who is she getting marrried to?

[Taloniss]

who is she getting marrried to?

Some childhood friend. Click one of the links for all the details.

[That Matt Guy]

Hmm...

Who gives a ****?

[Brodie]

Tatsu probably gives a ****.

[Demonfox38]

lol

MEDIA FIELD DAY!!

[damnhooligan]

If I was a journalist, there would be no better time to quit than now.

Screw the earthquakes, Egyptian airliners, Tony Blair in Iraq, that India and Pakistan will attend a summit together after years of squabbling, and that NASA landed on f*cking MARS. Britney Spears got married!

[ThirdMarioBro]

It's all fixed for publicity.

[Buslady]

who gives a flying f*** on a rolling donut?
not me.

Slutney Spears is just that, a slut. I get sick when kids in my bus start singing her crap. She's some role model....eeecchhhhh!

[Kid Icarus]

If I was a journalist, there would be no better time to quit than now.

Screw the earthquakes, Egyptian airliners, Tony Blair in Iraq, that India and Pakistan will attend a summit together after years of squabbling, and that NASA landed on f*cking MARS. Britney Spears got married!exactaly my thoughts.

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

I give it two months at the most.

Actually, when I was at work today, they kept saying on the radio that Britney and her husband (gosh, it's weird typing that) are already planning to get an annulment. And they reiterate that neither she nor her husband ( :roll: ) were drunk.

I used to be a fan of Miss Spears (or is it Mrs. Alexander now?) for years, but I think this latest incident has severed my ties with her. She drinks, smokes, has engaged in premarital sex, dabbled in drugs, pierced her nipple . . . This is NOT the Britney I was a fan of a few years ago.

I can only imagine what is going on in the head of that girl. You just know the media is salivating with glee over the press coverage they're anticipating with this.

"Hhmmp! I think the whole idea stinks!" - Vernon, from "Turtles, Turtle, Everywhere"

[Kid Icarus]

She drinks, smokes, has engaged in premarital sex, dabbled in drugs, pierced her nipple . . . This is NOT the Britney I was a fan of a few years ago. Well, at least now she knows what she's singing about. :lol:

[Voltron]

It's times like these I wish I had a cyanide tablet handy..

[Kid Icarus]

It's times like these I wish I had a cyanide tablet handy.. I could send you one of mine if you'd like.

[Misfit]

I heard on the news that Britney getting married was just a joke that went too far and now she's going for an enulment (sp?).

I like Britney's music but as a person she is one sad little individual. This sort of thing makes her seem even more ridiculous.

[Jo Dawn]

Yeah, I heard she already filed for an annulment, also.

[Stone Ill]

Wow, celebrity marriages are so cool and interesting. :roll:

They never last..

[MTN889]

they dont last because all they care about is the SEX in celebrity marriages.

[Lynxie]

Only good thing that is going to come out of this are a couple new parodies.

Britiney is one of those people you want to sic a starving komodo dragon on.

[Demonfox38]

It's times like this that I am happy that I enjoy classic rock from burnt-outs.

The sad thing is, Disney is making another one just like her--anyone wanna guess what Hilary Duff will be doing in a few years?

[malignant]

The sad thing is, Disney is making another one just like her--anyone wanna guess what Hilary Duff will be doing in a few years?

earning Millions of dollars along with selling Millions of Albums? Just Like Britney still does.

I dont care for Britney spears......But shes Just human. She isnt meant to be a role Model...that isnt her Responsability. Parents should be role models and do actual Parenting and watch who their kids see as Role Models...

Britney got married in Vegas..as a joke or what....WHOOPI..happens every freakn day by people.

[Stone Ill]

Whoopi Goldberg?

[Mars-Chan]

Three words, ok? I....DON'T....CARE!!!
I'm SICK about hearing about Britney this and Britney that! It makes me so mad that I could.....oooh!!! *walks off to punch the crud out of a speedbag*

[Stone Ill]

Hey that's more than 3 words! That's *counts* 32!

[Mars-Chan]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MENT!!! :lol:

[Stone Ill]

Yeah, I know what you MEANT! :lol:

[GK Punk]

And the marriage was already anulled :lol:

[Mars-Chan]

Well, at least Justin Timberlake (who is also from Tennessee like me) didn't get wind of this. He wouldn't come after what she did to him.

I mean, HELLO?!? They've been off and on since "The New Mickey Mouse Club"!!!

[The Stryker]

......*deep breath*

Screw

Justin timberlake,Britney Spears,J.lo,Ben Assfleck,christina somethingorother,the comedian gallagher,dreadlocked axl rose,
the entire goddamn gang of new kids on the block,menudo,the insane clown posse,Garth brooks,the hanson kids,baby,sporty,posh,ginger AND scary spice,David Blaine,Criss angel,the Ye-eeessssssss guy from the simpsons, 50 Cent,Triple H, KidsWB, the matrix movies, the final fantasy x-series, and Finally....*passes out*

[damnhooligan]

Awww, Stryker, but I love the Yes Guy on the Simpsons! My brother does a dead on impression at the most awkward times. It's great for entertaining and terrifying your distant in-laws at your wedding reception, really.

[That Matt Guy]

I wish we could go back to the days when Art Garfunkel was America's sex symbol.

[PizzaPower]

I wish we could go back to the days when Art Garfunkel was America's sex symbol.
LOL!! Ya like that would ever happen.

[Taloniss]

Do you have a table for the mayor?
YEEEEEEESSSSS
Why do you talk like that?
I had a STROOOOOKKKKEEEE.

Yes Man = Comedy gold. I agree with the rest of Stryker's list though.

[Misfit]

annulment So that's how you spell it. Damn I was way off. :lol:

[ZariusTwo]

God who honestly gives one crap about that has-been Pop b*ch?

[WrestlingTurtlesFan4Life]

I'm guessing you guys wish for Sean' opinion, right? Well I told him about it today and this is what he says

Sean: I give it 4 months....
Me: Just 4?
Sean: I'm being optimistic

There ya go. lol.

[Mars-Chan]

:lol:
Oh, my....He always says the right things....

BTW, how's he doin', Mary?
Tell him everyone's on the lookout for him... :lol: :tlol:

[Voltron]

I wish we could go back to the days when Art Garfunkel was America's sex symbol.

Boy Howdy

[WrestlingTurtlesFan4Life]

:lol:
Oh, my....He always says the right things....

BTW, how's he doin', Mary?
Tell him everyone's on the lookout for him... :lol: :tlol:


He's doin' OK, just hasn't worked in 3 weeks. Work got very slow. We haven't gone to the gym in that long either because he was sort of sick but wasn't. His throat started hurting which means he's going to get VERY sick over night but it never happened. So I say he wasn't sick but he says he was. lol.

[Mars-Chan]

That doesn't sound good.

I was suprised it went this long. I told my dad that I gave them at least one minute before they split. :tlol: [/quote]

[The Stryker]

Yu-gi-oh, Every godamn show on Foxbox besides TMNT, seasons 11-? of the simpsons,feminine ointments next to the mustard (that was the WORST hotdog i ever ate), The latin "explosion" of 1999,that annoying guy in those infomercials that suddenly has a need for a pot that broils burgers,chocolate and noodles at the same time", MICHAEL JACKSON, all celebrity marriages...except J.lo's

*holds J.Lo wedding waiting ticket tight*

MTV,Fuse,my ingrown toenail that hurts like hell, overpriced DVD season sets

*walks off rambling angrily, like the professor*

[Reznorite420]

anyone wanna guess what Hilary Duff will be doing in a few years?Hopefully getting a nude pictorial in Playboy....

[Mars-Chan]

Now that you mention it, Hugh has been talking to Brit about becoming a bunny.

*shudders at the thought*

Off-topic--Hi, Rez.