Bonsai Kitten

[Savanti Romero]

I gotta get this off my chest. Alright I just found out about this and I am pissed! Is this real????????????
If it is, it is just about the sickest, stupidist, thing ever aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh. I don't want to make any threats, but if I ever were to make one....... Has any one else seen thisasdjg aglsad,.. Agggggggggghhhhhh!!!1 Wha would you do this! What is this sick world coming toooo! Someone help me here. :x :x :x :x :x :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

[GK Punk]

Okay, before I declare this spam (Because I have no idea what you are talking about) ... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

[Nosferatu]

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm

Don't worry, it's false.

[GK Punk]

Well, now that I know what it is, that is pretty f***ed up. Even though it's fake, it's still just wrong.

[Mars-Chan]

Man, I'm glad PETA hasn't seen this yet....

[Kid Icarus]

What kind of ****ed up person made that site? Really, I know people have problems... but man...

[Savanti Romero]

I'm glad to here this news (fake), which has calmed me to stop punching walls. I am also glad to see people of this site are in agreeance with me that this is incredibly sick! Even as a joke, those pictures still make me angry.

[damnhooligan]

Man, I'm glad PETA hasn't seen this yet....
Actually... http://www.peta.org/bonsai.html
It's a relatively old story, as far as parody sites like this go.

[Savanti Romero]

I like this PETA place. Thanks for the link! :D

[GK Punk]

Well, it is really disgusting. Hurting cats isn't funny.

[Savanti Romero]

Definetly not. I have three cats and love them all. Especially the one named Fatty (Jingles), which the vet has put on a diet. He still manages to find food elsewhere though (because hasn't lost an ounce of wheight,) but he is very happy so I'm not too concerned. I feel so sorry for my cats because my parents get them all fixed. I know that it's better for cat kind, but they will never be able to have babies, and kittens are great.

[GK Punk]

Mine are fixed also, but I want to get more cats. Unfortunetley I cant afford to feed more cats. My two cats I have eat better than me already as it is :lol:

[Stone Ill]

Well, I don't really know what Bonsai means, and I read something about a cat and a bottle and uh..

Well, it just seems pretty ****ed up to me.

[ThirdMarioBro]

What is this sick world coming to, fake news or not. And why don't people have more respect for cats? :x

[Stone Ill]

Because my dog can kick your cat's ass! HAHAHA!

[Kid Icarus]

Well, I don't really know what Bonsai means, and I read something about a cat and a bottle and uh..

Well, it just seems pretty f*** up to me.

Bonsai is a Japanese art of making little trees look like bigger ones. Trees are cool with bonsai. Kitties arn't.

[The Defibrillator]

Am I the only one that thought this was at least a little bit entertaining? :-?

*ducks the mallots*

[GK Punk]

Bah, screw the mallot.. SHINKU-----HADOKEN!
*Mega fireball your way TMNH*

[The Defibrillator]

*runs around screaming...*

KITTIES ARE THE DEVIL! THEY DESERVE TO BE STUFFED INTO-----

*is dragged away by PETA officials before he can finish his sentence*

[GK Punk]

:lol:

Kitties are not Teh 3v1l, Hobbits are! :o

[The Defibrillator]

I hope you know what this means......
http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/12637/hobbitssaber.JPG

I didn't want it to come to this.....

[GK Punk]

LMAO

That's classic!

[Sparvid]

It's always funny to go to the Snopes boards, check the "We Got Mail"-category, and see a bunch of letters from readers who found out about Bonsai Kittens through the Snopes page, and still doesn't get that it's false! :)

[kyabetsu]

... *clears throat*

i know the people who made that site. I went to college with them. I also happen to know that the kitties in question were only minorly annoyed, not hurt in any way.

in fact, i'd go so far as to equate the "torture" level of the cats with the same level of "torment" any kid who's ever dressed their cat in dolls' clothes gave their beloved kitties.

the site was a joke. the tshirts they sold were hysterical. the cats are OKAY. i SWEAR. they're happy and loved and doted upon, bottles long forgotten.

and yeah. the people who've made the site have already had criticism up to the eyeballs from PETA, school groups, and everyone else. so... yeah. uh.

sorry you dont' think it's funny. but i've gotta disagree that the cats were hurt or upset. kids with dolls clothes and bow ribbons do just as much "annoyance" to kitty if not worse.

[jeff the cheff]

I saw this a while ago and didnt know it was fake. I'm glad it is though.

[Kid Icarus]

... *clears throat*

i know the people who made that site. I went to college with them. I also happen to know that the kitties in question were only minorly annoyed, not hurt in any way.

in fact, i'd go so far as to equate the "torture" level of the cats with the same level of "torment" any kid who's ever dressed their cat in dolls' clothes gave their beloved kitties.

the site was a joke. the tshirts they sold were hysterical. the cats are OKAY. i SWEAR. they're happy and loved and doted upon, bottles long forgotten.

and yeah. the people who've made the site have already had criticism up to the eyeballs from PETA, school groups, and everyone else. so... yeah. uh.

sorry you dont' think it's funny. but i've gotta disagree that the cats were hurt or upset. kids with dolls clothes and bow ribbons do just as much "annoyance" to kitty if not worse.

*shrug* still dosent make it right. these people knew better. a three year old playing dress the kitty doesn't.

[Dinogrrl]

Pah - adults can and do abuse their cats by over-feeding them. That's probably the biggest threat to pets these days - shortened life span from obesity.

Anyway, honestly you have to be lacking in knowledge of sarcasm, not to mention reality if you thought this site was real, even without reading scopes. Pay closer attention and it's easy to see it's a spoof.

I'm a cat lover who's had many fuzzy pets, and I'd love to have a t-shirt from that site. PETA needs to pay more attention to real animal abuses instead of wasting time on spoofs.

[That Matt Guy]

This is why the human race must be destroyed.

[The Defibrillator]

Matt, I think you should run for President.

[Savanti Romero]

Oh yea, it's so funny. What also might be funny is when kids find this, empty their moms jelly jar and find some ones cat and try jamming it into a jar. If you ask, which I know you aren't anyone who thinks about this and finds this funny deserves to be stuff in a jar themselves.

[Bowser_Koopa]

didn't impetus once have an avatatar of a bonzai kitten?