View Full Version : And you thought it was cold where YOU are...!!! O.o
Machias Banshee
01-23-2004, 02:21 PM
*evil chuckle* I have not posted much, but i return with a jewel of a piccie. I am currently trying to find the perfect caption for THIS Picture...
http://content2.collegehumor.com/img/f/firebuilding2.w492.jpg
This is a picture of a building not very far where i am presently located. We've had a Wicked (yes, New Englanders say this a lot :D ) Wicked cold snap (can you say -40*F?), and these people had the worst misfortune of a fire. I'm planning to post this on my door, and need the best punchy line for it. :goofygri:
oh yeah... you can PM me the naughty ones... :evilgrin:
Mondo J. Gecko
01-23-2004, 03:24 PM
How about:
"So this is what happens when God sneezes"
damnhooligan
01-23-2004, 04:14 PM
- "Ohh, so that's where Walt Disney's been hiding!"
- "In an unfortunate turn of events, today a 500 foot pigeon exacted his revenge on the unsuspecting residents of Bangor, Maine. There were no survivors."
Man, I've got nothin' today.
Taloniss
01-23-2004, 06:35 PM
"Who popped the Stay Puft Marshmellow man?"
Kid Icarus
01-23-2004, 06:49 PM
Heheheheh... mine would be me a warning ;). :evilgrin:
Stone Ill
01-23-2004, 07:31 PM
George Costanza: That's GOTTA hurt!
Even though that doesn't quite relate to the situation..
Anarky
01-23-2004, 07:33 PM
Warning: Using too much foambath can have fatal consequences
Taloniss
01-23-2004, 08:15 PM
Another:
"The worlds largest smore....crap, who forgot the chocolate and graham crackers?!!?!?!?!"
Kid Icarus
01-23-2004, 09:32 PM
"I always knew those scrubbing bubbles were evil."
Mars-Chan
01-23-2004, 10:25 PM
"Oh, for the love of Glavyn!!! My experiment went horribly, horribly wrong!!"
Or:
"Well....there goes my last box of Tide...."
jeff the cheff
01-23-2004, 10:58 PM
That buildings got more ice then any rapper I know!
orr... IT'S F*CKING COLD OUT!!!!!
The Defibrillator
01-24-2004, 01:01 AM
"The window washer gets a little 'soap-happy'"
Sparvid
01-24-2004, 04:56 PM
(can you say -40*F?)Well, technically I can, but I wouldn't have clue in the world on how cold that would be... :P
Machias Banshee
01-24-2004, 07:21 PM
ahh... lemme see... :D
*F->*C is...
(-40*F-32*)x 5*C
---------------9*F
*uses calculator* Huh.... it says -40*C...
Bowser_Koopa
01-24-2004, 07:29 PM
huh!? well yeah that is colder than a refrigerator still.....
And you thought it was cold where YOU are...!!! O.o
not really while its -40*Cover there its about +35*C in here, its like the total opposite :lol: ......
The Stryker
01-25-2004, 03:58 AM
Peter:"Holy crap!............anybody else feel that?"
yes im very confuddeled today....but that house would be poifect for predator hiding from
Reznorite420
01-25-2004, 04:55 AM
"Having no customers for the past year and too much of a surplus, the crackhouse decided to file for bankruptcy"
Cascadia
01-25-2004, 11:45 AM
at the beginning of the year, we had the worst snow storm in 20 years. apparently, it does not snow very much in the Pacific Northwest but I am the blame for the snow/ice storm of 2004.
HorseTechie
01-26-2004, 11:23 AM
"Dahmn Martha... who left the air conditoner on over the weekend!?"
With serious news-reporter voice: "Since TPing trees have gone out of style, the latest frat intition fad is to spray shaving cream all over select buildings..."
"Iceman... on the rampage!"
kyabetsu
01-26-2004, 01:47 PM
ahh... lemme see... :D
*F->*C is...
(-40*F-32*)x 5*C
---------------9*F
*uses calculator* Huh.... it says -40*C...
... but -40*F-32*F is -8*F
-8*F x 5*C is infact -40*F*C
but you forgot to divide by 9*F
if you don't your units won't work out.
-40*F*C/9*F gives -4.444...*C
so... -40*F = -4.444...*C
but yeah. that's still cold enough to snap your nipples off.
Machias Banshee
01-26-2004, 02:02 PM
Eh, I hate my calculator... I never said i was good at math. :P ;)
Reznorite420
01-26-2004, 04:28 PM
"What happens when bordellos don't have janitors"
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