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Dontebell
02-01-2004, 01:57 PM
what are the worst comic book movie ever?
Anarky
02-01-2004, 02:02 PM
catwoman is gonna top everthing known to man.
Halle Berry is one of the worst actresses there is. have you seen the "oprah Birthday special" video?
Anonymous
02-01-2004, 02:03 PM
Yeah I agree. That Comic is pretty losy
Gremlin
02-01-2004, 02:09 PM
Is it just me that is confused in too many ways or is the Catwoman movie based on some sort of batman spin-off comic or are we talking about a completely different cat wannabe?
Anarky
02-01-2004, 02:15 PM
it uses the character of catwoman. the one from bats
BUT:
- it's set in a different city
- it features a lousy costume (ever heard of S&M)
- Halle Berry sucks
- There won't be any Batman-related stuff
Goddammit, why do you call it catwoman? call it felina or something and use the catwoman name for a better movei
Gremlin
02-01-2004, 02:18 PM
Ok, kinda like the Birds of prey series... A tv-serie just can't get any worse than that
Dontebell
02-01-2004, 02:21 PM
who S&M?
Anarky
02-01-2004, 02:21 PM
well, i liked Birds of Prey as a sepereate series. i always tried not to think of the batman-relations (and ashley scott is hot :D )
s&M: SadoMaso (i didn't tell you that!)
Bowser_Koopa
02-01-2004, 02:25 PM
i liked birds of pray until they episode whrere they fought harley, because harley, barbara and helena "magically flew to another floor" they were suppoused to jump but they clearly controlled where they would land, that was BAD...i don't watch it anymore :dead:
Anarky
02-01-2004, 02:31 PM
that was the last episode. BoP never made it to a second series...
Taloniss
02-01-2004, 03:41 PM
it uses the character of catwoman. the one from bats
BUT:
- it's set in a different city
- it features a lousy costume (ever heard of S&M)
- Halle Berry sucks
- There won't be any Batman-related stuff
Goddammit, why do you call it catwoman? call it felina or something and use the catwoman name for a better movei
Not to mention they changed her name from Selina Kyle to Patience Price and gave her "cat like" abilities.
As for the worst comic book movie ever, Nick Fury springs to mind. When I think of Nick Fury, I don't think of David Hasselhoff. Spawn too, but that was because they went for a PG-13 movie, instead of an R.
ZariusTwo
02-01-2004, 04:18 PM
Tough One...
Those two Captain America TV Movies
cqb101
02-01-2004, 04:43 PM
Punisher with Dolph Lundgren or that Nick Fury movie.....Or even that unreleased FF movie......Batman and Robin was pretty damn bad, too.
Bowser_Koopa
02-01-2004, 04:50 PM
......Batman and Robin was pretty damn bad, too.
above all the part where their shoes magically turn into ice skates by bumping them with the other foot, i HATED that part
cqb101
02-01-2004, 05:01 PM
......Batman and Robin was pretty damn bad, too.
above all the part where their shoes magically turn into ice skates by bumping them with the other foot, i HATED that part
The only good part of that movie was seeing Alicia Silverstone in her suit costume thingy....*drool*
Bowser_Koopa
02-01-2004, 05:05 PM
remember the "bat-credit card", that was CRAPPY!! :lol: :lol:
Brodie
02-01-2004, 05:21 PM
Spider-Man.
Taloniss
02-01-2004, 05:24 PM
Or even that unreleased FF movie
It was bad because it wasn't given enough budget and was never intended to be released. According to Stan Lee on one of the extra features on Comic Book: The Movie, it was made so that the company could keep the rights for free, as they had to do something with them, or they would lose them.
Gremlin
02-01-2004, 05:31 PM
Hey! it wasn't that bad. Sure it was really cheesy but I feel like the fantastic four couldn't get much more serious anyway so
Sparvid
02-01-2004, 05:41 PM
Batman & Robin.
Hey, come to think of it, I recorded Nick Fury last week and forgot about. I'll have to see it soon! :) Oh, and why does so many complain about Punisher? I certainly don't think it's a "good" movie, but it's not the worst comic book movie ever...
ZariusTwo
02-01-2004, 06:00 PM
Spider-Man.
BLASPHEMY :evil: :P
Karpo_007
02-01-2004, 06:16 PM
Spider-Man.
BLASPHEMY :evil: :P
Indeed.
I'd have to say one of the old Marvel films, Nick Fury with Hasselhoff takes the price.
Reznorite420
02-01-2004, 06:16 PM
Punisher with Dolph LundgrenJust because he didn't have that cheesy skull shirt doesn't mean it sucked just because of that. Granted, it's not the best movie in the world, but it can't get any better than that, unfortunately (don't get me started on this new one coming out).
I just knew somebody would post that...I'm really tired of hearing all of these fanboy complaints, "it sux cuz he dont have teh skull lol!!!!!1111"
With that out of the way, time to get on-topic. I'd have to say any comic movie made after 1993 or so since most of them made after that time were made by those in "generation X" who wouldn't know how to make a movie (let alone an Oscar winner) if their lives depended on it; plus they also cater to the "fanboy" type I just mentioned who nitpick about every single insifnificant detail. They've just turned out the be totally cheesy. The only pre-1993 comic movie that falls into that category is Superman 4.
In any case, I'm not that much a fan of comic movies regardless.
cqb101
02-01-2004, 06:25 PM
Punisher with Dolph LundgrenJust because he didn't have that cheesy skull shirt doesn't mean it sucked just because of that. Granted, it's not the best movie in the world, but it can't get any better than that, unfortunately (don't get me started on this new one coming out).
I just knew somebody would post that...I'm really tired of hearing all of these fanboy complaints, "it sux cuz he dont have teh skull lol!!!!!1111"
With that out of the way, time to get on-topic. I'd have to say any comic movie made after 1993 or so since most of them made after that time were made by those in "generation X" who wouldn't know how to make a movie (let alone an Oscar winner) if their lives depended on it; plus they also cater to the "fanboy" type I just mentioned who nitpick about every single insifnificant detail. They've just turned out the be totally cheesy. The only pre-1993 comic movie that falls into that category is Superman 4.
In any case, I'm not that much a fan of comic movies regardless.
Wow, great way to assume.... :roll:
Actually, I thought that movie sucked because Dolph Lundgren can't act his way out of a paper bag, AND the movie was completely cheesey. Granted, the new one will be cheesy too, it'll still be far better than the other one. And I actually didn't even realise he didn't wear the skull shirt until you mentioned it.
Reznorite420
02-01-2004, 06:33 PM
cqb: Did you even read my whole post?
Dane E5R
02-01-2004, 06:52 PM
The new Punisher looks infinitely better than the old. Thomas Jane looks far, far more like Frank Castle than Dolph Lundgren, and is a much better actor. And yes, one of the things that adds to the sucky factor is the lack of the skull. It is NOT the Punisher without the skull. Can you imagine Superman without the S shield? Or Batman without a bat insignia? Green Lantern minus the lantern insignia, Flash without the lightning bolts, Spider-Man without the spider, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. so on and so fourth. It's part of the character, and part of what makes him recognizable. It's a simple detail, and the fact that they didn't use it is just... Well, stupid. ANYHOO!
The worst comic movie to date would probably be... Either Steel or Batman & Robin.
cqb101
02-01-2004, 06:55 PM
cqb: Did you even read my whole post?
Yes, actually I did....your point?
ZariusTwo
02-01-2004, 07:46 PM
The new Punisher looks infinitely better than the old. Thomas Jane looks far, far more like Frank Castle than Dolph Lundgren, and is a much better actor. And yes, one of the things that adds to the sucky factor is the lack of the skull. It is NOT the Punisher without the skull. Can you imagine Superman without the S shield? Or Batman without a bat insignia? Green Lantern minus the lantern insignia, Flash without the lightning bolts.
Dude, you just remined me of THE most pathetic DC superhero TV movie ever...
Justice Leauge.
JUSTICE LEAUGE
HOW CAN ANYONE HAVE LEFT THAT OUT?
Bowser_Koopa
02-01-2004, 07:49 PM
when i saw that i thought it was a tv series because of the cheap fx :lol: :lol:
Dane E5R
02-01-2004, 07:57 PM
Dude, you just remined me of THE most pathetic DC superhero TV movie ever...
Justice Leauge.
JUSTICE LEAUGE
HOW CAN ANYONE HAVE LEFT THAT OUT?
Heh, I actually never had the chance to see that.
Bowser_Koopa
02-01-2004, 08:00 PM
well don't above all beacause of the crappy atom man, i never liked that guy, and this movie just made me hate him even more....
Drtooth
02-02-2004, 03:12 PM
I dunno about you, but "The Mask 2" is definately going to blow these all out of the water...
Brodie
02-02-2004, 05:15 PM
Is Jim Carry even in that movie?
Gremlin
02-02-2004, 05:23 PM
Don't mess with Dolph now, he is one of very few who actually managed to forget basically every swedish word he knew in just six month time, and that guy is born and have grown up in this country :lol:
Dane E5R
02-02-2004, 05:34 PM
Heh, Jamie Kennedy's gonna be in the Son of the Mask, and it's gonna be about his infant son getting ahold of the mask, and Loki, the original owner of the mask trying to get it back.
Dontebell
02-02-2004, 09:17 PM
nobody didn't say anything bad about ninja turtles 3
Taloniss
02-02-2004, 10:00 PM
nobody didn't say anything bad about ninja turtles 3
Compared to some of the crap out there, Turtles 3 is a classic.
Coola Yagami
02-02-2004, 11:44 PM
Heh, Jamie Kennedy's gonna be in the Son of the Mask, and it's gonna be about his infant son getting ahold of the mask, and Loki, the original owner of the mask trying to get it back.
Actually Jamie will be the Mask for a while and his baby son is born with the Mask's powers, and he has to get him before Loki does.
Stone Ill
02-03-2004, 12:03 AM
The new Punisher looks infinitely better than the old. Thomas Jane looks far, far more like Frank Castle than Dolph Lundgren, and is a much better actor. And yes, one of the things that adds to the sucky factor is the lack of the skull. It is NOT the Punisher without the skull. Can you imagine Superman without the S shield? Or Batman without a bat insignia? Green Lantern minus the lantern insignia, Flash without the lightning bolts.
Dude, you just remined me of THE most pathetic DC superhero TV movie ever...
Justice Leauge.
JUSTICE LEAUGE
HOW CAN ANYONE HAVE LEFT THAT OUT?
Because it's actually called Justice League. :P
The cheesiest super-hero movie I've seen.. hmm..
Batman (60s) movie! haha :lol:
Nahh.. I can't think of one at the moment.
Dane E5R
02-03-2004, 02:42 AM
"Some days, you just CAN'T get rid of a bomb!"
That Matt Guy
02-03-2004, 07:32 AM
Batman & Robin.
Agreed.
That one makes the 1966 Batman look sophisticated.
Drtooth
02-03-2004, 09:34 AM
Heh, Jamie Kennedy's gonna be in the Son of the Mask, and it's gonna be about his infant son getting ahold of the mask, and Loki, the original owner of the mask trying to get it back.
Actually Jamie will be the Mask for a while and his baby son is born with the Mask's powers, and he has to get him before Loki does.
And as Dumb and Dumberer proved is the only thing worse than a Jim Carrey movie is a Jim Carrey movie with someone else in Jim Carrey's role! Actually, I like Jimmy...but If you're not going to be the Mask, don't make it... yuck!
Asd for TMNT 3... Well, I can't say it's the worst comic movie... it had it's moments... and Casey Jones salvaged the whole thing... Of course I bought my copy for a dollar... I got a dollars worth all righty! :tsweatdr:
ZariusTwo
02-03-2004, 10:10 PM
I love the Adam West film
SHARK-REPELLANT BAT-SPRAY
That Matt Guy
02-04-2004, 04:29 AM
Never mind, this is the worst one.
http://www.reeldeals.com/pictures/meteorman.jpg
Gremlin
02-04-2004, 04:46 AM
I love the Adam West film
SHARK-REPELLANT BAT-SPRAY
Don't forget the bat-ladder :lol:
Bowser_Koopa
02-04-2004, 06:11 AM
Never mind, this is the worst one.
http://www.reeldeals.com/pictures/meteorman.jpg
that one isn't serious is it?.....we need you to morph matthew, its an emergency
That Matt Guy
02-04-2004, 06:36 AM
Unfortunantly it was supposed to be somewhat serious. :roll:
IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EZweasel
02-04-2004, 07:21 AM
Never mind, this is the worst one.
http://www.reeldeals.com/pictures/meteorman.jpg
that one isn't serious is it?.....we need you to morph matthew, its an emergency
metior man was an awsum movie. i didnt know it was a comic.
Drtooth
02-04-2004, 11:05 AM
I love the Adam West film
SHARK-REPELLANT BAT-SPRAY
Yeah... that's always fun to watch... I need that DVD... I'm sick of waiting for it late night on syndication...
Brodie
02-04-2004, 09:01 PM
I love the Adam West film
SHARK-REPELLANT BAT-SPRAY
Yeah... that's always fun to watch... I need that DVD... I'm sick of waiting for it late night on syndication...
Wal Mart for 5 bucks, dude.
Raven
02-04-2004, 09:13 PM
batman and robin takes the cake as the worst movie ever
cqb101
02-05-2004, 05:06 PM
Brodie, that pic of Cobra Commander and roadblock from the movie in your sig is awesome! *needs to watch that movie again* It's been a few months since I last saw it..... :oops:
Brodie
02-05-2004, 05:47 PM
How is it awesome? The fact that Roadblock offers body massages, or just the pic itself?
Stone Ill
02-05-2004, 05:48 PM
The pic itself, since he said 'that pic'. :D
Brodie
02-05-2004, 07:05 PM
Pfffft, it was the only Roadblock pic I could find while I was in a hurry. Who wants a body massage? Roadblock's a Body Massage Machine. Mr. Body Massage.
Dane E5R
02-06-2004, 12:28 AM
Heh, Meteor Man wasn't a serious movie. That was 100% comedy. And it was excellent.
Anarky
02-07-2004, 04:20 AM
who's cobra commander and roadblock?
That Matt Guy
02-07-2004, 07:01 AM
Heh, Meteor Man wasn't a serious movie. That was 100% comedy. And it was excellent.
I thought it was terrible. Not my favorite Robert Townsend movie at all.
And I will never forgive James Earl Jones for rapping in that movie.
cqb101
02-07-2004, 10:33 AM
who's cobra commander and roadblock?
Two characters from GI Joe.
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