Favorite TMNT Quotes

[jestergoblin]

Heyheyhey!
For my humanities class, I need to make an illuminated manuscript and it needs to be of a quote. So I'm asking all you turtle fans for a BIG favor.

What are some of the best quotes you know from TMNT? It can be show, comic, anything TMNT.

Thanks!

[jeff the cheff]

The thing that Don says in the begining of the first old episode....I think it was "Chill out homeboy!"

[Deathknight]

Krang: "How many times are you imbecils going to fail me?!"
Bebop: "Oh lots more times boss."
Rocksteady: "Yeah, we ain't the least bit tired."
-Super Rocksteady and Mighty Bebop

Shredder: "You morons! Can't you do anything right?!"
Bebop: "Well I thought we screamed pretty good."
-Adventures in Turtle Sitting

Rocksteady: "Are you at least going to tell us why we're filling balloons with hydrogen?"
Shredder: "Stop asking stupid questions and do your job! ... Krang, why are they filling balloons with Hydrogen?"
Adventures in Turtle Sitting

Krang: "My beautiful body! Ruined! And it's all your fault Shredder! You'd just better hope the damage is covered by the warrenty!"
-Krangenstein lives!

Shredder: "All the foot soldiers have been destroyed?! Blast those turtles! One of these days I'm going to send them a bill for all these robot parts!"
-Usagi Yojimbo

Krang "Oh you certainly have a way with words Shredder."
Shredder: "Well, actually I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conqueror was my second choice."
-Take me to your Leader

Krang: "Morons, I'm surrounded by morons!"
The Dimension X Story

Raphael: "Not only is he from Ancient Japan but from another dimension so naturally he speaks English."
-Usagi Yojimbo

Bebop: "hehe this is a real great plan boss!"
Rocksteady: "Oh, yeah I love this plan! Umm, what was it again?"
Shredder: "The plan is, you pathetic peons, is to kidnap Princess Mallory and randsom her for the lidium 90."
-April's Fool

Shredder: "What humilation! The future ruler of the universe reduced to eating chinese take out!"
-Turtle Terminator

Krang: "I want that robot!"
Shredder: "Now Krang, you can't have everything you see on tv."
-Attack of Big Macc

Krang: "Wait! Did you see that?"
Shredder: "It's called a neck, something I'm sure you'd love to have."
Krang: "Ooh! Just because I'm all brain doesn't mean I don't have feelings!"
-Attack of Big Macc

[Buslady]

Ok, here's a couple of my favorite movie Raphie stuff:
"Damn!"

"Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to know cricket."

"Let's do it eh?"




(new toon Raphie:)
"What dya get when ya cross a chicken with a turtle?"
"Mikey."

ahhh brain aint workin tonite....

[Coola Yagami]

Rocksteady- I can't wait to beat up the toitles!

Shredder- Knowing you, you'd get beat up BY the turtles...

Rocksteady- Who cares.. as long as somebody gets beat up!

[THE-X-FLO]

Villain : "Who's the most dangerous Super-Villain you've ever fought?"
Raphael : "I dunno, but you're easily the most annoying"
-Michaelangelo meets bugman again

Krang : How dare that woman accuse me, the mighty Krang, ruler of Dimension X, of stealing her dopy ring?
Shredder : So you didn't do it?
Krang : Of course I did, I just don't like her accusing me of it
-Shreeka's revenge

Rocksteady : You can count on us boss!
Shredder : As long as you can count on your fingers
-A real snow job

[That Matt Guy]

Anything Tatsu ever said.

[Taloniss]

Raph: They don't pay me enough to take this kind of abuse

[MrPliggins]

(Turtles in an icy sewer)
Leo: Hey fellas, it's April!
Raph: It's about time! I've had it with January!
- take me to your leader

Bebop: Ow, that smarts!
Raph: Enjoy it, pig-face! That's the only kind of "smarts" you'll ever have!
- sky turtles

Casey: All I wanna know is, when do I get to break something?
- Corporate raiders from dimension x

[Jester]

well....read my sig...and u've got mine....also from the new toon
Krang: I hate walking on my tenticals
Utrom 2: Oh, Shut up Krang!!!

[Krangfan]

well....read my sig...and u've got mine....also from the new toon
Krang: I hate walking on my tenticals
Utrom 2: Oh, Shut up Krang!!!

Awww! I was gonna say that one! :trazz: It's one of my faves too! :kgrin:

Here's another good one from movie #1:

Danny: "No don't shoot!"
Raph: *Looking at his sai* "I don't think it's loaded kid!"
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From Movie #2:
Mikey: "It's like, video games in 3-D!" I like it 'cause it's before video games were in 3D :trazz: