What NOT to do with a corpse (Warning.. could be offensive)

[Stone Ill]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3564627.stm

Absolutely disgusting.

[Meira-Bates]

O.o man that'd messed UP....I think I'm gonna be sick now @.@

[Hyper Metal Sonic]

I uh...am not really sure how to comment on this. :dead:

[愛]

All I can say is....sigh.

[cqb101]

:sick: :o

[That Matt Guy]

What, you've never done that?

[damnhooligan]

Is molesting and desecrating the corpses of 17th century Scottish politians the cool thing for kids to do now?

Man, my fingers are farther from the pulse of the Scottish hooligan community than I previously thought.

[Taloniss]

It's all the rage. All the kids are doing it these days.

[愛]

From drugs to corpse raping...sigh.

[raphael_is_cool]

Hey they never said the corpse didn't consent :P

But seriously, that's just sick

[That Matt Guy]

Where on there does it say he had sex with it? He "simulated a sexual act" that doesn't mean he dropped his pants and butt raped the damn thing.

[Meeko]

:o That is Just SICK AND WRONG :o

[Demonfox38]

:o This again?

Wasn't there some doctor in the 1800s that did almost the exact same thing with this woman he loved in life? Gross.

[That Matt Guy]

:o This again?

Wasn't there some doctor in the 1800s that did almost the exact same thing with this woman he loved in life? Gross.

Rip his wife's head off, chuck it around and act like it was talking?

Read the article people.

[Stone Ill]

:o This again?

Wasn't there some doctor in the 1800s that did almost the exact same thing with this woman he loved in life? Gross.

Rip his wife's head off, chuck it around and act like it was talking?

Read the article people.

Yeah, it seems as if people are just reading the first sentence or two..

[Relay]

Man, I could make a million jokes about this one, but they would be sooo wrong. All I can say is, the female situation in the UK must be pretty bad for guys to stoop this low. Okay, okay, that was wrong. I'll leave now.

[That Matt Guy]

He didn't **** the corpse.

[Peanut]

Yeah didn't people read it? Still what the hell kind of problems do you have to have to be playing catch with a head?

[Skeletoncrew]

Heh. You hear about stuff like that from time to time. Dumb kids. No respect for the dead.

[Voltron]

Nothing bounces like the head of a centuries old Scottsmen

[Wes]

Yeah, this is just some kids having a good time -- and what could be more fun than making a centuries-old head talk? And simulating a sex act doesn't mean much -- they probably just held the head to their crotches and pretended it was sucking them off. I imagine them saying, "Wow, this is the best head I've ever gotten!" too. :lol:

But if you really want to hear some sick things regarding necrophilia, check out the abundance of fetish sites on the net. Some have "testimonials" -- in which anonymous professionals (morgue attendants, funeral home directors, etc...) will admit to having violated the corpses in their care, and some of the stories are quite graphic. There was even one I remember that gave instructions on how to clean the body afterwards to make sure people didn't find out you'd done anything to it -- like placing cotton in the vaginal cavity to be sure that semen didn't seep out during the wake or funeral. Apparently the author of that faq thought it would be romantic if you'd had relations with the corpse of a spouse, since your semen would be sealed inside your dead lover for all eternity. :tlove:

[Dane E5R]

Wes... That was the nastiest thing... I have ever read... In my life......

...............

......I think I'm gonna beat you up.

[Wes]

Wes... That was the nastiest thing... I have ever read... In my life......

...............

......I think I'm gonna beat you up.Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls. :goofygri:

I'm so tempted to dig up the link for you, because if I post it I know you'll have no choice but to look. :evilgrin:

[That Matt Guy]

I'm so tempted to dig up the link for you, because if I post it I know you'll have no choice but to look. :evilgrin:

And you'd have no choice but to get banned, dumb ****.

[milweskee]

Wes... That was the nastiest thing... I have ever read... In my life......

...............

......I think I'm gonna beat you up.Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls. :goofygri:

I'm so tempted to dig up the link for you, because if I post it I know you'll have no choice but to look. :evilgrin:

Haha, yup.

[Wes]

I'm so tempted to dig up the link for you, because if I post it I know you'll have no choice but to look. :evilgrin:

And you'd have no choice but to get banned, dumb f***.From the forum rules: Posting obscene or illegal links/images/text is not allowed.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Thanks for the reminder, though I could've done without the extremely nasty and rude way you put it.

If anyone does want to try and find that page, though, it was one of Something Awful's awful links of the day a while back...happy corpse hunting. :wink:

[Skeletoncrew]

Funny, I've not been banned yet. Ever seen Necromantik?

[Wes]

No, but I know all about it, and if it were cheaper than $30 you can believe I'd have it in my collection... :) Thus far the only dvds I've paid that much for are Jan Svankmajer films.

[Skeletoncrew]

I don't own it, I've just rented it. It and Necromantik 2. The soundtracks are painful. For that matter, the films are almost painful to watch. :lol:

[R-iZZy]

Yeah, this is just some kids having a good time -- and what could be more fun than making a centuries-old head talk? And simulating a sex act doesn't mean much -- they probably just held the head to their crotches and pretended it was sucking them off. I imagine them saying, "Wow, this is the best head I've ever gotten!" too. :lol:

But if you really want to hear some sick things regarding necrophilia, check out the abundance of fetish sites on the net. Some have "testimonials" -- in which anonymous professionals (morgue attendants, funeral home directors, etc...) will admit to having violated the corpses in their care, and some of the stories are quite graphic. There was even one I remember that gave instructions on how to clean the body afterwards to make sure people didn't find out you'd done anything to it -- like placing cotton in the vaginal cavity to be sure that semen didn't seep out during the wake or funeral. Apparently the author of that faq thought it would be romantic if you'd had relations with the corpse of a spouse, since your semen would be sealed inside your dead lover for all eternity. :tlove:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OMG... I let out the biggest laugh ever from reading a post off of this board. LOL... "Wow, this is the best head I've ever gotten!" *wipes a tear*

[Dr. Doom]

Those kids didn't do ****, man. I can think of a million more horrible things to do to a corpse. In fact, I think I'll go through all of them in my head right now. -=Starts giggling=-

[Billy the Kid]

Those kids have some serious mental problems!!! They really should be getting counseling instead of being prosecuted.