Drome Awards Pre-Party!!

[Machias Banshee]

Live from the Grand Saki theater of the Technodrome..

... its the Drome Awards!

*GIANT theater, red carpeting, big stage with a giant golden krang up on stage. Waitrons in black suits and green cummerbungs are everywhere with drinks and hors d'euves (sp?). well set tables scatter the main floor of the nominees section*

Hey everyone!

*She appears in long slinky irridescent blue dress with an orange corsage, hair in an updo ((*plots piccie*)), gives rembrandt white smile*

Welcome to the The Drome awards! Everyone, please, feel free to take a seat at one of our many tables. We have full catering from 12 countries to serve your every culinary need, open beverage centers, and live music! Many thanks to our honorable patrons, Shredder and Krang for letting us have this monumentus event...

*Krang and Shredder sit in special box. Shredder's suit a deep black and purple, wearing the shoulder blades. Krang sits in his giant suited android body, enjoying shrimp and caviar.*
Our host Nturtle Will announce the winners of the awards in due time...

*meanwhile, Nturtle is panicking in the backstage area*
Nturtle: We have a case of awards missing!!! This Cannot be!!!

Our moderators are always on standby in case you are in need of assistance..

*Azure is busily fussing over the mangoblossom centerpieces on all the tables, wearing a nifty white tux with blue cummerbund. Sees HT start eating the centerpiece on her table*
Azure: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!




have fun! :D

[愛]

Yay! *takes a front row seat*

I can't wait...

[cqb101]

Ooooooo!

I don't care if I don't win anything, it's just an honor to be nominated. *big fake smile*

[Jo Dawn]

*Walks into the room in a light green dress that goes well with her reddish hair, which is worn down for a change. ;)*

Ooh... *admires all the decorations* Very nice...

*Waves to the others, then walks to her table, admiring the cute centerpieces. Then she sits, waiting for the rest of her table*

[Voltron]

*Bursts in drunk screaming about how he whales are communists. His Dark green toga covered in dried mac n' cheese.*

Lemme tell you bout my Uncle Lloyd...

[Splinter]

*Slipping out of the shadows near Machias is Splinter. Choosing to not make a dramatic entrance. Dressed in a styling Black Velvet dress Kimono with dark grey trim. And instead of the usual wrappings around his ankles are a pair of fancy spats. His kimono features various ribbons and pins of important causes. Held gently in his right handpaw is a intricate glass walking stick, carved with japanese symbols.*

"Evening, M'Lady Machias. I hope I am not late?"

[Machias Banshee]

*hugs Sp* Nope, youre right on time!

[Demonfox38]

*D&D TIME!!*

*PC DemonFox38 walks into the room*

DM: Okay, you see several people around you. They appear to be dressed up formally, some more than others. Some seats are open. What do you do?

PC-DMFX38: . . . damn, probably should have dressed up. I take the seat closest to the fire exit.

DM: Okay, roll a reflex save VS flying mango.

PC-DMFX38: Say what?

*Splat! PC-DMFX38 is hit for 4 points of subdual damage*

PC-DMFX38: . . .this is going to be a long night.

[cqb101]

For got to say what I'm wearing.....so ummm.....

*walks in with his hair spiked up, cuz it's a special occasion, and dyed blue(been awhile since I done that) wearing a pair of raggedy jeans and a black green day hoodie*

[damnhooligan]

*marches in with a half-empty bottle of Bellini under one arm, wearing a Kevlar® brand black ballgown and matching helmet, and promptly begins to scribble her acceptance speech on a cocktail napkin she stole from Jack Nicholson*

[Brodie]

This should prove interesting....

I'm waiting for it to be that one person ends up with a majority of the awards.

[terran631]

*walks in..blinks* Uh...I think I came to the wrong place.
*sees Leo looking cute in his tuxedo. Grins* Or not...*drags Leo backstage to...uh...take pictures of winners. Yeh..thats it.. :wink: *

[Kali]

*Kali appears from backstage in a black dress with red faux-snakeskin accents, her hair in a messy updo. (Yeah, gotta do a pic.) She's frowning over the clip board she's holding* Oh of all the sloppy... I suppose this is what you get when you leave things up to mortals... *notices that she's stepped into a room full of people and gives a big smile, hoping no one heard her.*

[Meeko]

* Walks Then gets kicked out for not buying a ticket* * Buys a ticket comes Back in*

[Brodie]

Pssst..........She called you sloppy, Voltron...

[cqb101]

Pssst..........She called you sloppy, Voltron...

SHe was talkin 'bout you, too. I say you open a can of whoop ass.

[Brodie]

I'll get my bottle of fake blood and spit it everywhere.

[Meeko]

I forgot To say what i was wearing to * is wearing Baggy Pants and a Baggy Sweatshirt Looks around notices everyone i dressed up* OOPS*

[Jo Dawn]

I'll get my bottle of fake blood and spit it everywhere.

Just don't get any on me... That'll never come out... :wink: *looks down at dress*

*mutters* Should've worn something that couldn't get stained...

[Demonfox38]

Eh, don't feel alone. I had formal wear, but apparently spandex is still flammable . . .

*is wearing black pants and a black tee-shirt that says "You're not a Ninja! You're just a guy in a Ninja suit!"

[Meeko]

I'll get my bottle of fake blood and spit it everywhere.

Just don't get any on me... That'll never come out... :wink: *looks down at dress*

*mutters* Should've worn something that couldn't get stained...

Dont worry JD if he spits blood at you as your manservannt i will have to dive in front of you So your dress doesnt get staind :)

[Brodie]

Can we get started yet?

[Shadow the hedgehog]

*walks in* Hmmmm I was looking for the ultimate life form awards, but I suppose this will have to do. *sits down and grins like a madman* If I dont win the award for having the most accounts, I dont know who will.

[Peanut]

*stumbles out from behind the curtain*
NOW the party can get started....I have no pants.

[Shadow the hedgehog]

*warps to clothes store using chaos control then warps back* I wasent quite sure what your size was, so, I bought this moo-moo for you. After all you dont want to look like a freak.

[Peanut]

*warps to clothes store using chaos control then warps back* I wasent quite sure what your size was, so, I bought this moo-moo for you. After all you dont want to look like a freak.

*takes it and puts it on*
Well.....it's not exactly flattering on the hips...but it'll have to do. :goofygri:

[Machias Banshee]

*shakes her head, snapping her fingers. Studly bright orange pants appear on her arm* Here, Mike, and hurry up! you gotta help take over when i leave in the morning...

[Splinter]

*stumbles out from behind the curtain*
NOW the party can get started....I have no pants.
*Splinter nuzzles Machias and looks to Mikey*

"Neither do I. Kimonos, for those who like to be both covered and free."

[Peanut]

*quickly pulls on the orange pants and tucks the moo moo into them*
Well.....much better.

[Shadow the hedgehog]

If these awards dont start soon, *pulls out remote control with big red button on it* Kiss the earth goodbye.

[Demonfox38]

Now, see, that's why I'm sitting next to the fire extinguiser. There's always explosions at these sort of events . . .

[MTN889]

Had too much too frink DUDES SORRY IF I DONT PAY ATTENTION

[Hannah]

-grabs remote- Pah-leese dont kill us.


So... I will not win an award. I'm sure. :D

[Jo Dawn]

I'll get my bottle of fake blood and spit it everywhere.

Just don't get any on me... That'll never come out... :wink: *looks down at dress*

*mutters* Should've worn something that couldn't get stained...

Dont worry JD if he spits blood at you as your manservannt i will have to dive in front of you So your dress doesnt get staind :)

Heeyyy... Thanks! :D I can relax now.

*smiles brightly at Meeko* :wink:

I think I'm liking this...

[Shadow the hedgehog]

Muahaha. There always are. But this is no ordinary explosive. *pulls out cell phone and begins to speak "Eggman, prepare the Colony Ark's Death ray" hangs up and looks around* What?

[Nturtle]

*Is yelling death threats at lazy artists over phone backstage*

I don't care about the crosswords!! Just get the jumbles, man!! The jumbles!!!

*peeks over curtain at assembling crowd*

Errr.... one moment folks! Technical difficulties.... :tanime:

[Meeko]

I'll get my bottle of fake blood and spit it everywhere.

Just don't get any on me... That'll never come out... :wink: *looks down at dress*

*mutters* Should've worn something that couldn't get stained...

Dont worry JD if he spits blood at you as your manservannt i will have to dive in front of you So your dress doesnt get staind :)

Heeyyy... Thanks! :D I can relax now.

*smiles brightly at Meeko* :wink:

I think I'm liking this...

Thats what im here For :wink:

[Demonfox38]

The ballots are confusing to the judges! They demand a recount! :lol:

[Hannah]

-giggles-

[Shadow the hedgehog]

*Is yelling death threats at lazy artists over phone backstage*

I don't care about the crosswords!! Just get the jumbles, man!! The jumbles!!!

*peeks over curtain at assembling crowd*

Errr.... one moment folks! Technical difficulties.... :tanime:

Homestarrunner eh?

[damnhooligan]

I don't care about the crosswords!! Just get the jumbles, man!! The jumbles!!!
Thanks for breaking my cow lamp!

[Nturtle]

:lol: yeeeeep!

[Shadow the hedgehog]

Man, I should probly get dressed or sumthin, what is it 3 in the afternoon? hahahahahahahaha*cuts off* No really, when will the awards start?

[Hannah]

Homestar runner we love you!


"And this little weirdo
would be a modestly hot gal
to help me through tthe hard times
ya know
the kinds that are only sorta hot
so they dun mess around with other guys"

[Hannah]

Man, I should probly get dressed or sumthin, what is it 3 in the afternoon? hahahahahahahaha*cuts off* No really, when will the awards start?

It's 10:00 PM here...

[Shadow the hedgehog]

Gahhhhhh! I cant take this anymore! *pulls out cell phone: "FIRE DEATH RAY!" Pushes big red button!*......................A dud!?!? I come all this way to deystroy this stinking award ceremony, and I get a DUD?! UGH! Even in the future nothing works!

[Hannah]

Gahhhhhh! I cant take this anymore! *pulls out cell phone: "FIRE DEATH RAY!" Pushes big red button!*......................A dud!?!? I come all this way to deystroy this stinking award ceremony, and I get a DUD?! UGH! Even in the future nothing works!

-cracks up-

[Demonfox38]

Well, I'm bored. Anyone want to mingle?

[Peanut]

*mingles*
Wait wait I've always wanted to do this!
*pulls tablecloth off of table*
AND THE FLOWERS ARE STILL STANDING!

[Hannah]

...me?

[Shadow the hedgehog]

A true villian always has a backup plan!

*climbs up on stage* I would like to annouce the end of this award ceremony!

*Eggman appears with Twin Sais, and Rouge appears with Bo-Staff*

*Pulls out Twin Katana* Any and all who oppose us speak now!

[Demonfox38]

*mingles*
Wait wait I've always wanted to do this!
*pulls tablecloth off of table*
AND THE FLOWERS ARE STILL STANDING!

WOW!!! 2 points for you! :lol:

[Meeko]

*mingles*
Wait wait I've always wanted to do this!
*pulls tablecloth off of table*
AND THE FLOWERS ARE STILL STANDING!

*CLAPS*

[Kali]

*looks at the chaos and tosses her papers up in the air* Anyone wants me, I'll be in my dressing room.

[Hannah]

A true villian always has a backup plan!

*climbs up on stage* I would like to annouce the end of this award ceremony!

*Eggman appears with Twin Sais, and Rouge appears with Bo-Staff*

*Pulls out Twin Katana* Any and all who oppose us speak now!


-pulls out blood-stained sycthe- Eheheh?

[Meeko]

A true villian always has a backup plan!

*climbs up on stage* I would like to annouce the end of this award ceremony!

*Eggman appears with Twin Sais, and Rouge appears with Bo-Staff*

*Pulls out Twin Katana* Any and all who oppose us speak now!


-pulls out blood-stained sycthe- Eheheh?

Ill oppose you also

[Demonfox38]

. . .well, this is special. I want Michaelangelo to preform more tricks! He is much more entertaining that villians trying to take over the world.

[Shadow the hedgehog]

A true villian always has a backup plan!

*climbs up on stage* I would like to annouce the end of this award ceremony!

*Eggman appears with Twin Sais, and Rouge appears with Bo-Staff*

*Pulls out Twin Katana* Any and all who oppose us speak now!


-pulls out blood-stained sycthe- Eheheh?

Hmmm you must have skill. Interesting, fine I will return with more weapons! If I win an award, muhahaha PM me! *warps away* *warps back* wait, what am I scared of? In sonic Heroes there's a whole army of me! Stand your ground boys! Muahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Meeko]

. . .well, this is special. I want Michaelangelo to preform more tricks! He is much more entertaining that villians trying to take over the world.
i agree

[Peanut]

FOR MY NEXT TRICK!
*takes the table cloth and whips it around himself*
Now you see me.....and now..........
*swipes it past him*
....you don't......I need some more pants....

[Jo Dawn]

. . .well, this is special. I want Michaelangelo to preform more tricks! He is much more entertaining that villians trying to take over the world.

*nods* And a lot less dangerous. :wink:

[Hannah]

-steals Michelangelo's shirt-

[Demonfox38]

I just thought of something retarded . . .Michaelangelo doesn't wear pants normally . . . .

[Machias Banshee]

I asked (nagged) him into wearing a suit for the occassion... All of the turtles, really...


Don: *fumbles with his purple flowerpin*


Leo: *somewhere backstage with Terran*

[Peanut]

-steals Michelangelo's shirt-

*blinks*
We're all friends! LET'S GET NAKED! WOOOOOOOOOO!
*runs around with the table cloth flying from his shell*

[Demonfox38]

Well, at least he's being modest . . . :anime:

[Jo Dawn]

*gets up to go 'help Don with his pin'...* Yeah... that's a good excuse... *runs off to find Don* :evilgrin:

[Shadow the hedgehog]

Hmmmmm why would you run around naked? *Looks at self* What?! Oh wait, Im a hedgehog, I dont wear clothes.

[Machias Banshee]

-steals Michelangelo's shirt-

*blinks*
We're all friends! LET'S GET NAKED! WOOOOOOOOOO!
*runs around with the table cloth flying from his shell*


*shakes her head* So much for sophistication...

[Meeko]

*gets up to go 'help Don with his pin'...* Yeah... that's a good excuse... *runs off to find Don* :evilgrin:

Hmm ill be lost withought my owner* looks around* Hmm Free food!! * Starts eating all the food*

[Demonfox38]

Leo: *somewhere backstage with Terran*

*gets up to go 'help Don with his pin'...*

We're all friends! LET'S GET NAKED! WOOOOOOOOOO!

Woh, Splinter really isn't having a lot of luck controlling his sons tonight. . .

[Shadow the hedgehog]

*folds hands* Yes this is getting way out of hand, I hardly see how this is award ceremony is getting anywhere.

[Hannah]

Uh, thanks, but I'm already naked. I'm a turtle, remember?

[Peanut]

*drinks some punch*
There's too much sugar in this punch. Who made the punch? Fess up. Was it you?
*grabs a waiter by the front of his suit*
If I find out it was you who made this punch....
*pours the glass on his head*
Now...........CONGA LINE!
*starts dancing*

[Demonfox38]

Ahh, what the crap. *joins Conga line*

[Shadow the hedgehog]

*pulls out Secret Cyper suit you unlock after reciveing an all A rank with Shadow* There. I am no longer among the naked crowd, and I look alot cooler!

[Meeko]

Hmm im a turtle too why am i wearing close * decides he know has the power to turn into his human form*Turns into a human*

[Shadow the hedgehog]

Conga Line? Never heard of one. Is it something I can deystroy?

[Machias Banshee]

*sits with Sp, enjoying a virgin mudslide*
Crazy, isnt it?

[MTN889]

TOO MUCH CRACK IN THIS THREAD

[GK Punk]

*The PA System gets a fuzzy distorted sound over them, followed the by the phrase "newnewnew world order..." Thus Rockhouse Plays.

I make my way out from behind the curtains, One catgirl on each arm .*

*Takes the Mic*

"Man Does Machi know how to throw a party or what?"

*few people that have arrived cheer*

"Okay, so I may be a little early out here, I just thought I'd welcome everyone myself personally and remind you all to vote for me for best mod. Why? 'cause I got the best endorcement anyone could want..."

*Signals to catgirl A to bring something from off stage. She returns with a Cardboard cut out Of Leo656*

"That's right the bigman himself. How ya doin' Leo?"
*changes voice*
"I'm bitchin' could use a beer or two though. How's those brownies comin?"
*changes voice back*
"Their coming along my friend, coming along nicely... I think Caster's finishing them up.... But in the meantime, I think we shall make our exit, and start on them beers."
*holds Cardboard Leo back up*
"Indeed. nWo 4 life!!!!"
*Rockhouse cues again as we make our exit*

[Meeko]

TOO MUCH CRACK IN THIS THREAD
someone must have put drugs in the mangoes

[Peanut]

Conga Line? Never heard of one. Is it something I can deystroy?

Destroy the conga line...and I will destroy...your.....shoes....with punch. :D

[Shadow the hedgehog]

Conga Line? Never heard of one. Is it something I can deystroy?

Destroy the conga line...and I will destroy...your.....shoes....with punch. :D


MY shoes?! My ultimate shoes that allow flight?! How dare you!

[Peanut]

*fakes pouring the punch*
OH! OH!
*fakes again*
OH! Watch out it's comin' it's comin!

[Voltron]

So are we going to split this into two threads, one for Spam Role Playing and the other for the actual awards or what?

[Meeko]

This is getting boring Ooh i know ive always wanted to do this * takes skateboard out of his backpack Skates towards the table with all the food on it Crashes and slides across the table getting food all over himself and tons of pie on his face* so thats how it feels to do that!!

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Nope... Its all gonna be here together... I'm sure Nturtle will edit the title of the thread a lil...

[愛]

I'm still waiting patiently in my front row seat, chowing down on some Goldfish crackers, because Goldfish are totally sweet.

[damnhooligan]

"Sh*t... it's Billy Crystal," then squints. "Oh, it's GK. Honest mistake."

[Peanut]

This is getting boring Ooh i know ive always wanted to do this * takes skateboard out of his backpack Skates towards the table with all the food on it Crashes and slides across the table getting food all over himself and tons of pie on his face* so thats how it feels to do that!!

He..He wrecked the food. All of the food. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?! :cry:

[Demonfox38]

Time for a drink, then.

*drink from Grape Propel bottle*

[Meeko]

I'm still waiting patiently in my front row seat, chowing down on some Goldfish crackers, because Goldfish are totally sweet.
Yes Goldfish is the best snack ever

[Meeko]

This is getting boring Ooh i know ive always wanted to do this * takes skateboard out of his backpack Skates towards the table with all the food on it Crashes and slides across the table getting food all over himself and tons of pie on his face* so thats how it feels to do that!!

He..He wrecked the food. All of the food. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?! :cry:


Dont wory the waiter Brought out more :)

[GK Punk]

"Sh*t... it's Billy Crystal," then squints. "Oh, it's GK. Honest mistake."

Hey, I'm sexier than Billy Crystal. Not much but a little is better than none.

[Peanut]

"Sh*t... it's Billy Crystal," then squints. "Oh, it's GK. Honest mistake."

Hey, I'm sexier than Billy Crystal. Not much but a little is better than none.

You're too modest!

[terran631]

Leo: *peeks from backstage* My gawd...

*blinks* What? What's wrong?

Leo: I think I heard Mike say something about everyone getting naked.

Ohhh whoa. I didn't know it was THAT kind of party. But with Machi throwing it, you just never know.

Leo: *camera around his neck* I don't think we'll be taking any pictures tonight

*grins* We can always take pictures of everyone for blackmail purposes later.

Leo: *chuckles and the camera starts snapping pictures of the guests*

[Voltron]

Sometimes I wish they had a "Drinking Poison" smiley

[Demonfox38]

I think this party's missing something . . . KAREOKE TIME!!

On the floors of Tokyo
Down in London town to go-go
With the record selection
And the mirror reflection
I'll be dancin' with myself!!

[Hannah]

I must go! Goodbye, friends!

[Meeko]

I have too go too :cry: But ill probobly be back by the time the actuall awards start :)

[Peanut]

YES kareoke!
*turns to Mach*

MY DARLING I...CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE BABY!

I....I don't know the rest. :goofygri:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Lol! *hops up, hugging Mike* Its okay...

Raph: *smirks, playing "Everybody walk the dinosaur"*


Ohhh.. that is NOT funny, Raph!!


Raph: Hell it aint! *disappears, cackling*

[Voltron]

Karaoke? No problem...


Barometer's risin...
temperture's gettin low...
according to our sources
the streets the place to go
cuz tonight for the first time
just about half past ten
for the first time, in history
its gonna start rainin men!

ITS RAININ MEN!
HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ MEN!
AMEN!
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
absolutely soaked in men

God bless mother nature!
she's a simple woman who
she took up the heavens
and she did what she had to to do-hoo
she got every angel
she rearranged the sky
so that each and every woman
could find the perfect guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy!
Oh it's rainin men, yeah!

[GK Punk]

Karaoke? No problem...


Barometer's risin...
temperture's gettin low...
according to our sources
the streets the place to go
cuz tonight for the first time
just about half past ten
for the first time, in history
its gonna start rainin men!

ITS RAININ MEN!
HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ MEN!
AMEN!
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
absolutely soaked in men

God bless mother nature!
she's a simple woman who
she took up the heavens
and she did what she had to to do-hoo
she got every angel
she rearranged the sky
so that each and every woman
could find the perfect guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy!
Oh it's rainin men, yeah!

...I feel Voltron should be my Man Servant. It was decreed by the gods.

[Brodie]

Awaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddssssssssssssss!

[Voltron]

Awaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddssssssssssssss!

Silence.First we must sit through the ceremonial 18 pages of bullsh*t.

[Brodie]

Eff no, Tonto. This isn't the oscars. And none of them are Billy friggin' Crystal.

[Demonfox38]

Right. Well, g2g, nappie time. :P See this thing later, same Rat time, same Rat channel. :evilgrin:

[damnhooligan]

ITS RAININ MEN!
HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ MEN!


Get out of mah head! I've been singing that song all week for no apparent reason or purpose.

[Brodie]

.....12 pages to go...........

[GK Punk]

Eff no, Tonto. This isn't the oscars. And none of them are Billy friggin' Crystal.

Oh thankfully....

[Voltron]

ITS RAININ MEN!
HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ MEN!


Get out of mah head! I've been singing that song all week for no apparent reason or purpose.


I'll tell you why. Because the Weather Girls are the greatest thing humanity has ever produced.

[GK Punk]

I can't wait to see if this thread beats paradigm's 14 page award ceremony.

[damnhooligan]

ITS RAININ MEN!
HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ MEN!


Get out of mah head! I've been singing that song all week for no apparent reason or purpose.


I'll tell you why. Because the Weather Girls are the greatest thing humanity has ever produced.
Hallelujah! Sing it, girlfriend.

[Raven]

*runs down the rows screaming "im the real slim shady"!!!!*

[GK Punk]

*shoots MP*

Good. 'cause I'd been lookin' for the Real one to bust a cap in his ass.

[That Matt Guy]

JUST GIVE ME MY DAMN AWARD

[Voltron]

JUST GIVE ME MY DAMN AWARD
Ah...I was waiting to get your reaction on this..

[Raven]

*shoots MP*

Good. 'cause I'd been lookin' for the Real one to bust a cap in his ass.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ah well, kinda hard to kill some one thats already dead.

[Shadow the hedgehog]

I-I-Have been w-w-waiting FFFAAAAARRR TOOO Long for these awards, Im begining to crack better stay out of my way or you might just a get a swing with the old Cyrstal.....Ughhhhhh.........too much spiked punch

[That Matt Guy]

I can't sit around and pretend to be at a fake awards ceremony, real life is calling.

But when I get back...

Your all going to pay.

[Jo Dawn]

Leo: *somewhere backstage with Terran*

*gets up to go 'help Don with his pin'...*

We're all friends! LET'S GET NAKED! WOOOOOOOOOO!

Woh, Splinter really isn't having a lot of luck controlling his sons tonight. . .

:evilgrin: *Grabs Donnie by the tie.* Lemme fix that for ya... :wink:

*Don, who's staring wide-eyed at the scene before him, just nods slowly*

*waggles eyebrows, then drags Don off to a corner*

[Jo Dawn]

ITS RAININ MEN!
HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ MEN!


Get out of mah head! I've been singing that song all week for no apparent reason or purpose.

And now I will be, too...

[Shadow the hedgehog]

I can't sit around and pretend to be at a fake awards ceremony, real life is calling.

But when I get back...

Your all going to pay.

Ditto that Matthew, Im gonna find a flaw in the T-Drome's power source. How strong is this thing? Cuz about to become a lot weaker!

[Voltron]

the suspense has culminated, climaxed, and has now faded. What's left is this thread, which has given me the opportunity to flaunt my lyrical familiarity of the Weather Girls has yet to provide me with awards

[GK Punk]

I can't sit around and pretend to be at a fake awards ceremony, real life is calling.

But when I get back...

Your all going to pay.

Matt will be back with his Date, Hitler.

*rim shot*

[Machias Banshee]

*runs to GK, looking very nervous*

Uh... I just spoke to the artists.... *whispers* He hasnt done his yet, cuz he wanted to see what the others did...


You.. dont think that'll make people...violent..do you?

[Splinter]

*sits with Sp, enjoying a virgin mudslide*
Crazy, isnt it?
*Splinter sips his long island ice tea*

"Indeed. Perhaps we should slip off until awards time." ;) :D

[Raven]

*runs to GK, looking very nervous*

Uh... I just spoke to the artists.... *whispers* He hasnt done his yet, cuz he wanted to see what the others did...


You.. dont think that'll make people...violent..do you?

hell ya!!! i say we start beating each other up until they give us are awards


or just beat me up.............

[Voltron]

*runs to GK, looking very nervous*

Uh... I just spoke to the artists.... *whispers* He hasnt done his yet, cuz he wanted to see what the others did...


You.. dont think that'll make people...violent..do you?

You've got 15 minutes before I turn this place into a fiesta and use some people's heads as pinnata's.

[GK Punk]

*runs to GK, looking very nervous*

Uh... I just spoke to the artists.... *whispers* He hasnt done his yet, cuz he wanted to see what the others did...


You.. dont think that'll make people...violent..do you?

...

yes.

Yes it will.

AND MATT'S COMING BACK WITH A DICTATOR, AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THE AWARDS AREN'T DONE???

Maybe I should post some shots of the live action sailor moon girls doing High Kicks?

[Machias Banshee]

*cringes* We gotta keep the people calm... but how?

[GK Punk]

*Starts taking screen caps*

[Raven]

Maybe I should post some shots of the live action sailor moon girls doing High Kicks?

this i have to see :D


what...stop looking at me like that!

[Splinter]

*cringes* We gotta keep the people calm... but how?
*Splinter rubs his chin*

"I suggest.....pressure points."

[Voltron]

Seriously, are we getting the awards in the next hour? I'm really tired...

[Machias Banshee]

Hopefully he's working on them as we speak... :goofygri:

[Voltron]

Hopefully he's working on them as we speak... :goofygri:

Who is this mysterious "He"?

[Shadow the hedgehog]

I doubt the awards will start anytime soon thats for sure. Looks like we'll be here a while. *places feet ontop a table and begins to nap* zzzzzzzzzzZzzzz :sleep:

[Jo Dawn]

*runs to GK, looking very nervous*

Uh... I just spoke to the artists.... *whispers* He hasnt done his yet, cuz he wanted to see what the others did...


You.. dont think that'll make people...violent..do you?

*calls out from the corner* Don't worry about us! We're fine right here. Call us when it starts. :wink:

*Don looks down at his outfit* Uh, I think my tie's all fixed now...

*unities it again* Whoopsie... :wink: :evilgrin:

((Can ya tell what kinda mood I'm in tonight?? :wink: ))

[Raven]

dont we have to wait until the mod voting is done? or are you going to just give the awards and wait on that one?

[Shadow the hedgehog]

8 pages! 8 PAGES! 8 pages and not a single award I must have won at least 3!

1-Most accounts
2-Most impatient
3-Biggiest liar

I know their all for the wrong reasons, but I think its the fact that I could win an award that matters.

[GK Punk]

...I feel dirty.


http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/marsflipkick.jpg

(HEY IT'S A BODY SUIT! IT'S NOT THAT DIRTY!)

[Raven]

...I feel dirty.


http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/marsflipkick.jpg

(HEY IT'S A BODY SUIT! IT'S NOT THAT DIRTY!)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats great

[愛]

SAILOR MARS! YES!

:D :D :D :D :D

[GK Punk]

*ppst Hey Machi, I told ya that would work*

[Machias Banshee]

good...
*secretly spikes the punch to keep people busy and unable to leave*

[Raven]

what were we waiting for in this thread? i zoned out.........

[GK Punk]

..Time for the brownies me thinks

[Raven]

dammit know i have the sudden urge to watch sailor moon

[愛]

Proud owner of Sailor Moon and Sailor Moon R uncut and in Japanese. Those boxsets were damn expensive.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

**And Tetsu walks into the theatre waving to everyone with Sailor-Mercury, Karai, and Raven surrounding him and old-buddy Special Superman behind them as they all quietly take their seats**

**crossing fingers hoping to win** Please, please, please, please

[Voltron]

Sorry, but Mars didn't do it for me there boyo.

[Peanut]

The punch...it is very good...
*tips over*

[GK Punk]

Sorry, but Mars didn't do it for me there boyo.

Jeez get picky why don't you... What do you want? Jupiter? Mercury? Jeez.
No Moon though, she's mine. I don't share.

[Voltron]

I'd offer people some Hawaiian Punch, but that gag usually lands me in court

[Peanut]

I'd offer people some Hawaiian Punch, but that gag usually lands me in court

:lol: wait......................what? :-?

[GK Punk]

I'd offer people some Hawaiian Punch, but that gag usually lands me in court

Ooh oooh what about pics of Mr T? Would that do it for ya?

*MACHI! VOLTRON MIGHT START KILLING! THE PIC DIDN'T WORK!*

[Raven]

I'd offer people some Hawaiian Punch, but that gag usually lands me in court

man im really slow, i just got it........

[Machias Banshee]

Oh Crap!

*snaps fingers, putting Voltron into solitary confinement*

[Raven]

Sorry, but Mars didn't do it for me there boyo.

how about this one
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WAOpztAb9cAJ:www.lbstone.com/weblog/images/sailor_moon_big.jpg

[GK Punk]

IT'S SAILOR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Voltron]

Sorry, but Mars didn't do it for me there boyo.

how about this one
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WAOpztAb9cAJ:www.lbstone.com/weblog/images/sailor_moon_big.jpg

See, if hot girls doing cart wheels doesn't do it, fat guys dressed in drag would have the opposite effect...

EDIT: Flaming crap, over 30 seconds without a response!

EDIT2: 10 minutes without a response!!

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: thats cuz youre in solitary confinement... ;)

[Voltron]

:lol: thats cuz youre in solitary confinement... ;)

...Fabulous.


Well if I win an award, you'll have to slide it through the damn bars; and when you do I'm biting you're fingers off.

[Raven]

Sorry, but Mars didn't do it for me there boyo.

how about this one
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WAOpztAb9cAJ:www.lbstone.com/weblog/images/sailor_moon_big.jpg

See, if hot girls doing cart wheels doesn't do it, fat guys dressed in drag would have the opposite effect...

EDIT: Flaming crap, over 30 seconds without a response!

EDIT2: 10 minutes without a response!!

LAME JOKE ALERT LAME JOKE ALERT
oh ah here then your momma? thats the best i can think of

shall we look at more people that weigh a little more than others?

http://www.alittlemoretotheright.com/images3/fatbastard.jpg

[Voltron]

I know a girl whose fatter than that.

[Raven]

same here, theres a bunch at my school

[Voltron]

So anyway, I've been good.

I was thinking for a reward, we should have the awards presented and then I could go to sleep. Whaddya say fellas?

[GK Punk]

...

I think I just may go back to watching Pretty Gaurdian Sailor Moon again.
MP is starting to scare me.

[Raven]

...

I think I just may go back to watching Pretty Gaurdian Sailor Moon again.
MP is starting to scare me.

ya i do that some times....any who its pass my bed time

[Voltron]

No awards and no sleep make Voltron something something...

[damnhooligan]

Go crazy?

[Voltron]

DON'T MIND IF A DO!! WOO WOO! NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH! VOIP VOIP VOIP!

[GK Punk]

lol

VOTE VOLTRON FOR FUNNIEST MEMBER.

Oh wait, the voting is done...

[damnhooligan]

DON'T MIND IF A DO!! WOO WOO! NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH! VOIP VOIP VOIP!
You never fail to deliver, dear Voltron. Never.

[WrestlingTurtlesFan4Life]

*Out comes Mary dressed in jeans, a King Diamond T-shirt, leather jacket and bandana.*

Looks like WE made it just in time!

*Looks toward the entrance and does the Scott Hall point. "Real American" blasts through the PA system and out comes Leo656 doing all his Hulk Hogan poses wearing Black jeans, cowboy boots, Hulk Hogan shirt and Leather jacket. Leo poses all the way up to the podium.*

Leo656: GK, very good likeness of me with the cardboard cutout but lets face it, That wasn't the real thing. *points at himself* Lets keep this short. Can I have my awards now?......

[愛]

Voltron is another hero of mine, along with Grunger Kittie. :D

[Voltron]

DON'T MIND IF A DO!! WOO WOO! NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH! VOIP VOIP VOIP!
You never fail to deliver, dear Voltron. Never.

I aim to please. Though I always do so with parental super vision, as I could put an eye out...

[GK Punk]

*Out comes Mary dressed in jeans, a King Diamond T-shirt, leather jacket and bandana.*

Looks like WE made it just in time!

*Looks toward the entrance and does the Scott Hall point. "Real American" blasts through the PA system and out comes Leo656 doing all his Hulk Hogan poses wearing Black jeans, cowboy boots, Hulk Hogan shirt and Leather jacket. Leo poses all the way up to the podium.*

Leo656: GK, very good likeness of me with the cardboard cutout but lets face it, That wasn't the real thing. *points at himself* Lets keep this short. Can I have my awards now?......

*GK Returns to the Podium, with Miyuu Sawai and Myuu Azama on each arm*

Yo! Leo my ni.. Homie. ... I really did get some beers back stage, let's go.

[Machias Banshee]

Dude, Leo!!! Youre here!!! :D


Youre private Moshpit is down on the left... :D

[Voltron]

Dude, Leo!!! Youre here!!! :D


Youre private Moshpit is down on the left... :D

Where the hell are my perks? Surely all the jokes merit some kind of preferential treatment

[Machias Banshee]

*grins* there's a button on the wall in your cell... I think you'll like what happens...


:evilgrin:

[GK Punk]

Dude, Leo!!! Youre here!!! :D


Youre private Moshpit is down on the left... :D

Where the hell are my perks? Surely all the jokes merit some kind of preferential treatment

Well we were saving this but... Alright, go backstage, hang a left and open the door marked "Voltron's suprise"

It's your own Harem of Midgit Strippers.

[愛]

Midgits, asian women, same thing. I'm there!

[Voltron]

Dude, Leo!!! Youre here!!! :D


Youre private Moshpit is down on the left... :D

Where the hell are my perks? Surely all the jokes merit some kind of preferential treatment

Well we were saving this but... Alright, go backstage, hang a left and open the door marked "Voltron's suprise"

It's your own Harem of Midgit Strippers.

Did you pay half price for em?


HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[GK Punk]

You've out done yourself, my friend!

[Voltron]

Award time?

[WrestlingTurtlesFan4Life]

*Leo656 is sitting down at his table with Mary pondering what to do.*

Leo656: Mary, are you pondering what I'm Pondering?

Mary: Sure Sean, but how are we gonna have sex under this table?

Leo656: Thats NOT what I was thinking!!........hmm......NO! GK's got the beer, Machi has my private mosh pit.......*waving arms up and down* Beer. Mosh pit. Beer. Mosh pit.....Oh their both so good!!

Mary: Where the f**k are the awards!?!? Get on with them!

[GK Punk]

Mary: Where the f**k are the awards!?!? Get on with them!

...You know what the sad thing is... We're don't know where they are either!
I think Voltron may have stolen them all and hasn't told us.

And Leo... Dude, Mosh AND Drink!

[Voltron]

You guys can have one of my midget strippers. Minnie is a firecracker...Hiyow!!

[Machias Banshee]

You can have both, Leo! :D

*waitrons appear with icechest full of heinekens*

They'll follow you wherever you go...! :D

[Kid Icarus]

..Time for the brownies me thinks w00t! We haven't seen The Brownies for a LONG time! :evilgrin: . Too bad Meeko took out the food though... there's gonna be some serious munchies soon.

And if there's gonna be a mosh pit, shoulden't there be a band? o.O

*scampers off to grab a few stacks and his guitar and sets them up by the pit* Hello New York!!! Er... The Technodrome!!!

*loud feedback and some ear splitting noise* Uh... whoops. :P

[GK Punk]

...Indeed.

*Sets up amp and Grabs Les Pail*

LADIES AND GERMS! I GIVE TO YOU! THE TECHNODROMES OWN GRUNGE BAND... THE CORPORATE ROCK WHORES!!!!

[Skeletoncrew]

*Strides in wearing a cleavage popping black and purple brocade corset, long slit skirt that occassionally allows for a glimpse of thigh high and garter, and sexy knee-high boots.*

*Observes the chaos.*

*Takes a sip of her well aged Scotch, and slips through the crowd to Splinter, whom she proceeds to to happily feel up.*

*Whispers in his ear* I absolutely ADORE velvet and fur! I just can't keep my hands off of such sensual substances.

[Peanut]

*Strides in wearing a cleavage popping black and purple brocade corset, long slit skirt that occassionally allows for a glimpse of thigh high and garter, and sexy knee-high boots.*

*Observes the chaos.*

*Takes a sip of her well aged Scotch, and slips through the crowd to Splinter, whom she proceeds to to happily feel up.*

*Whispers in his ear* I absolutely ADORE velvet and fur! I just can't keep my hands off of such sensual substances.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
*runs away crying*

[Machias Banshee]

awww... Mikey...! *runs after Mike*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Sips scotch while scratching Splinter behind the ears.*

[Splinter]

Oh My......you'll have to talk to M'Lady Machias about this. :o :D

[Skeletoncrew]

*Massages Splinter's neck* Don't worry about her, she knows I'll be good to you. Another Long Island Iced Tea? Perhaps some scotch?

[GK Punk]

Oooh I see the Striper I Hired for Leo arrived...

...Oh it's just SC :sweatdro:

Where the hell is she?
Last time I trust a place called the Booby Trap.

[Splinter]

*Massages Splinter's neck* Don't worry about her, she knows I'll be good to you. Another Long Island Iced Tea? Perhaps some scotch?
*Splinter melts to the neck massage*

"Oh, she does?

*Splinter ear perks and smiles*

"Another Long Island Iced Tea would be wonderful. Thank you."

[Nturtle]

*Has been hiding in his old spot in the ventilators for the past few hours*

What the hell is going on here? And where did all this scotch come from?!

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: *offers Nturtle a mango lassi*

our final artist as of a few hours ago, did not have any of his awards done...

as for the scotch....blame SC.

[Splinter]

*Has been hiding in his old spot in the ventilators for the past few hours*

What the hell is going on here? And where did all this scotch come from?!
The First Rule of Ninjas, always have enough Scotch on hand. :)

[GK Punk]

As for the brownies, blame Gwgtrunks. Yeah, that's it.

*feeds Miyuu another brownie*

[Kid Icarus]

...Indeed.

*Sets up amp and Grabs Les Pail*

LADIES AND GERMS! I GIVE TO YOU! THE TECHNODROMES OWN GRUNGE BAND... THE CORPORATE ROCK WHORES!!!! *plays out of tune and out of time, trying to give people headaches, then smahses his guitar and climbs the stacks*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Gets Splinter a fresh drink and gives him a little shoulder massage. Winces at the noise.* I wish I'd brought some ear plugs.

[GK Punk]

...Indeed.

*Sets up amp and Grabs Les Pail*

LADIES AND GERMS! I GIVE TO YOU! THE TECHNODROMES OWN GRUNGE BAND... THE CORPORATE ROCK WHORES!!!! *plays out of tune and out of time, trying to give people headaches, then smahses his guitar and climbs the stacks*

*Dives in to Drum Set*

[Nturtle]

Yay!! Lassi!!! :tpizza:

*Has planned out his cruel bitter revenge on the unnamed artist* :flaming:

And stop corrupting our crowd SC! :P

[Splinter]

*Gets Splinter a fresh drink and gives him a little shoulder massage.*
*Splinter melts more, and smiles sipping his drink*

"So, this Illuminaughti thing. What's it about?"

[Skeletoncrew]

*Leans in close so she can be heard*

Good times, Master Splinter, really good times.

[Machias Banshee]

NTurtle, We Gotta do something! The crowd is going nuts and we cant afford making things worse....


We gotta get the awards list out, banners or no....

[Kid Icarus]

*sets an amp on fire* BURNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! Huzza!

*starts sticking little bits of guitar in to the amp screens*

[Splinter]

*Leans in close so she can be heard*

Good times, Master Splinter, really good times.
*Splinter's ears perk to Skeletoncrew, and brow-perks.*

Really? And no need to call me Master Splinter. Splinter is quite fine."

[GK Punk]

*Sets guitar down*

HEY MONKEY BOY! CUE MY MUSIC!!

*"Hello Kitty Cat" By the Smashing Pumpkins plays as I jump back up to the podium*

Alright, if we need to delay more, I'm telling Jokes.

KNOCK KNOCK!

Miyuu Sawai: Who's there?

Scott Peterson!

Miyuu Sawai: Scott Peterson who?

You're on the jury! HIYOO!

[Kid Icarus]

*starts chanting to the blaze* We want awards... we want awards...

[Skeletoncrew]

*Laughs pleasantly.* Alright then, Splinter it is.

*Moves around to sit next to Splinter. Wiggles close and takes his nearest hand, begins rubbing it gently.* Other than that, I can't really say much, we're sort of a secretive organization. A club for naughti girls.

[Nturtle]

*Seeing gwgtrunks and GK, is becoming curious of the content of these brownies :sweatdro: *

Well, the awards will be up soon, soon being a relative term.....

[Splinter]

*Laughs pleasantly.* Alright then, Splinter it is.

*Moves around to sit next to Splinter. Wiggles close and takes his nearest hand, begins rubbing it gently.* Other than that, I can't really say much, we're sort of a secretive organization. A club for naughti girls.
*Splinter softly grins, sipping his iced tea.* "And you are, my dear?"

*Splinter's ears perk some to the discussion, relaxing to the hand rub.* "Of course, I understand the need for secrets."

[WrestlingTurtlesFan4Life]

*Leo656 see's all the chaos and decides to give everyone in the room Stone Cold Stunners. Climbs on a chair like it's a ring post and lifts up his middle fingers and signals for his beer. Mary throws some heinekens to him and he sloppy drinks them and gives the mods more Stunners for making everyone wait so long for the awards*

Leo656: Yeah motherf((bleep))!!!! WOOOOOOO!!! *Does the Ric Flair strut and decides to leave*

Mary: Ummm......Bye everyone! *Runs out after him since she's the one driving*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Leans close* I am a very naughti girl. It has its pros and cons, but I prefer the freedom of being naughti, to the restrictions that would otherwise be placed upon me. Freedom is of the greatest importance to me.

[Splinter]

*Splinter nods to SC*

"I agree with you. Freedom is something to be cherished and enjoyed, whenever possible."

[Skeletoncrew]

*Releases Splinter's hand to sip from her scotch.* Of course, discipline is important as well. I don't think an undisiplined mind can ever be truly free. You need to know the boundaries, before you can properly cross them.

*Drops her hand to Splinter's thigh and touches the fabric appreciatively.*

[Splinter]

*Splinter nods, sipping his drink*

"We agree again. After all, discipline makes the freedoms when earned, all the more sweet."

*Splinter grins softly*

"You like? I wished to dress nice for the awards."

[Kid Icarus]

*Seeing gwgtrunks and GK, is becoming curious of the content of these brownies :sweatdro: *

Well, the awards will be up soon, soon being a relative term.....

:lol: You want some? *hands some brownies to Nturtle then starts tossing them in to the audiance* woooooooo *falls over and laughs*

[Jo Dawn]

*looks around from her corner with Donnie, wide eyed at what's happened to the party*

My dress is so gonna get something on it...

*looks around* Where's my manservant when I need him...? *looks back at Donnie* OK, well, you'll have to do... :wink: :D

[Skeletoncrew]

*Slides her gaze slowly up and down Splinter.* You look fantastic. Comfortable too. Sometimes I wish I weren't as fond of corsets as I am, but I love the look, and the feeling of restriction can be quite enjoyable.

[Jo Dawn]

*Releases Splinter's hand to sip from her scotch.* Of course, discipline is important as well. I don't think an undisiplined mind can ever be truly free. You need to know the boundaries, before you can properly cross them.

*Drops her hand to Splinter's thigh and touches the fabric appreciatively.*

:o *keeps Donnie's eyes away from that scene*

[Kid Icarus]

:lol: We need a censor curtain stat!

[Splinter]

*Slides her gaze slowly up and down Splinter.* You look fantastic. Comfortable too. Sometimes I wish I weren't as fond of corsets as I am, but I love the look, and the feeling of restriction can be quite enjoyable.
*Splinter blushes softly from beneath the fur on his face*

"Why thank you, M'Lady. I like to be comfortable. While modesty is important, so is being comfortable and not overdressed. And I've never really taken notice of corsets before. But of course, I'm not one for such things. But I will concur that some restriction can be enjoyable."

[Skeletoncrew]

Indeed. *Smiles and gives Splinter a sidelong glance* I suppose, that as a ninja, you must be very good with ropes and bindings.

[Splinter]

Indeed. *Smiles and gives Splinter a sidelong glance* I suppose, that as a ninja, you must be very good with ropes and bindings.
*Splinter's jaw drops a mile*

I think you broke him, SC. :D

[Skeletoncrew]

*Scratches Splinter's chin and grins.* I'm just curious, because I know Shredder is always tying people up, and I wondered whether bindings were a standard ninja skill. Or do do only evil ninjas do that sort of thing?

[That Matt Guy]

*Rides up, amidst the cheers of his loyal public.

http://irev.net/matthew138/hitlercar.jpg

GIVE ME MY DAMN AWARDS, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Barkworm]

*comes in only wearing a towel*
WHAT THE ****??? HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE??????
*runs away as fast as he can*

[Meira-Bates]

*walks in late wearing her long, high split, purple, Tiwanese, pheonix print dress with velvety slip on shoes and gloves. She's got her hair styled in it's usual part one way dealy and she's muttering.* Damn! Donny's taken, Mikey's taken, Splints is occipried, I /hate/ crowds... What am I supposed to do now? *situates herself in a corner*

[Voltron]

Still no awards?

[Shadow the hedgehog]

Hmhmhm. No awards at all? This is starting to annoy me very much. I mean for crying outloud, Hitler just drove up! Could this ceremony become any more random?! ...................This place is just begging to be deystroyed.

[Dr. Doom]

-=A sizeable explosion sends the doors flying wide open, crushing several onlookers as a group of Tuxedoed Doombots walk in, lined up in 2 rows of three. They seperate to each side. The first two on each end holding up high and proud the flag of Latveria (A picture of Richards with a red circle and line through it) while the 4 behind them produce shiny golden trumpets, spouting out a regal and chillingly evil fanfare. Amidst this, enters the almighty and all powerful Dr. Doom, his flowing green cape shrouding his metal body and being carried from behind by 2 more Doombots. And following him are yet 2 more, carrying a golden throne. The two Doombots with the flags use the long staffs holding high the glorious banner to beat several random people aside and the 2 trailing doombots rush forth, planting the throne in the ground. Doom approches his throne and stands in front of it, surveying the gaping crowd. His eyes scan over the masses for a breif moment and he nods pleasently to Hilter, then suddenly throwing open his cape and producing the disembodied head of Joan Rivers=-

THIS VILE WITCH'S REIGN OF TYRANNY OVER THE RED CARPET IS OVER! SO SAYS DOOM!!!!

-=The Crowd applauds=-

Joan Rivers' head: Oh, Oh, can we talk?! Green on silver armor is over, honey! Somebody is stuck in the sixties!

AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

-=Doom shreiks and throws the head into the crowd. It lands in Jack Nicholson's lap in the front row=-

Jack: Well hello there, darlin'. Back for more, are we?

-=Groans=- Ugh.....celebrities...now where was Doom........ah yes.......

YOU MUST ALL COWER IN FEAR AT THE SIGHT OF DOOM!!!!! -=Poses, thousands of flashes go off=-

Doombot: Excellent, my lord. You are sure to make the cover of US Weekly.

US WEEKLY?! INSOLENT FOOL!!! I WAS PROMISED PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!!

-=The doombot swallows timidly and holds up the upcoming issue of People that he was bade to seize from the future using the time platform. Richards adorns the cover=-

O_O




RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!

[Mars-Chan]

*Mars shakes her head from the shadows and slips past Doom in a black-colored dress* Heya, Meg. Crazy night here, eh? *walks toward Splinter and the others* *bows* Evening, Sensei.

[Meira-Bates]

*nods a bit* Explosions and drinking and flying heads and formal wear...it's like some wierd action movie...or some part from a video game. O.o *decides to stop acting all antisocial and joins the small crowd around Splinter too*

[Voltron]

*nods a bit* Explosions and drinking and flying heads and formal wear...it's like some wierd action movie...or some part from a video game. O.o *decides to stop acting all antisocial and joins the small crowd around Splinter too*

Or a vision of Hell that Dante left out of the Inferno...

[Splinter]

*Splinter grins and nuzzles all the lovely ladies that seem to be grouping around him.
Clearly being fuzzy and cute has it's perks.*

"This place has definatly gone downhill."
"Perhaps we should all slip off for a few hours, and then return when the awards start."

[Meira-Bates]

*Splinter grins and nuzzles all the lovely ladies that seem to be grouping around him.
Clearly being fuzzy and cute has it's perks.*

"This place has definatly gone downhill."
"Perhaps we should all slip off for a few hours, and then return when the awards start."

*scritches her bro and snickers* What's this...'everybody loves the furry dude'?

[Kameko]

*Comes flying in on her skateboad, in a total panic, wearing her typical worn-out bluejeans, an ancient green tshirt with 'ATARI' printed on the front, and green and yellow Walmart-special sneakers, with her headband tied around her forehead above her eyes (for no apparant reason).*

Sorry I'm late! I'm here! I'm-- WHOA!!

*her skateboard catches on something and sends her crashing violently into Shadow's table, utterly destroying it and sending his drink flying.*

...Ow.

*Sits up amidst the splinters of wood and tries to untangle herself from the tablecloth. Then she spots Shadow*

Whoooooa! Hey, I loved you in Sonic Adventure 2! And Sonic Battle... And definately Sonic Heroes! You're best work ever!

*Shoots him an over-the-top grin, then struggles to her feet and looks around*

All right, where's the booze?

[Kid Icarus]

*Wakes up with a bad headache in the corner and blinks*

GK took it all. With the brownies. :lol: .

[GK Punk]

GK took it all. With the brownies. :lol: .

...There's still some Vodka left.

Not sure if I wanna share it or not, but there is a little bit left!

[Voltron]

Its like every post made that does not announce the winners is like a 1,000 lashes by the whip of agony.

What could possibly be the hold up at this point? If its the banners, they had better be so incredibly dazzling that all the riches of the orient and all the fires of the sun would not match their value and beauty.


I'm assuimg I'll be disappointed.