VOLTRON BUSTS OUT HIS MAD SKILLZ, YO!

[Voltron]

I couldn't resist...

But this inspired me to show you my rapping prowess. I learned from the greats coast to coast. Harlem to Oaktown, Camden to Compton...G...

http://img43.photobucket.com/albums/v132/ace_on_bass/Random%20Stuff/f0e8d234.jpg

Bit big but what the hell...




I call this one "Pimpin' Ol' Skool Eas' Si' Holla' Back wha wha wha wha wha wha wha" 34th Remix"

Uh huh
Uh huh
Yeah
Uh huh

I rap
about stupid crap
like smackin my bitch
when she gives me flap


No shame
just want money to my name
singing crappy rap
is a special game

'cuz

people are stupid
they'll by anything they showed
as long as its flashy
and refers to bitches and hoes

I have a posse'
'cuz I feel insecure
but still I love the paychecks
'cuz I'm a money grubbin whore

BACK OFF BITCH!
Don't you see I got a glock?
I'm da wrong mddaf*cka to try an mock
I own everything here from up to 6 blocks!
from the preschool down the street to Mr. Chan's Wok!

Uh huh
Uh huh
BITCH!
Uh huh

Uh huh
Uh huh
GOT MONEY, BITCH!
Uh huh

Uh huh
Uh huh
But I want yours too..
Uh huh

[Peanut]

I'm definatley buying your debut album!

[raphael_is_cool]

Woohoo I am a muse

Very funny

[That Matt Guy]

I wish he would bust out his Stalin/Winston Churchill rap.

[Anarky]

i bet voltron's not a giant robot from castlevania dressed up as darth vader... no he's 50 cent :D

[raphael_is_cool]

You mean 'fiddy cent'? :lol:

And I said 'What do you want from me?!' and you know what the Loch Ness Monster said? He said 'tree fiddy'. Then I said 'damn you Loch Ness Monster I'm not gonna give you tree dollars and fiddy cents!'

[Voltron]

i bet voltron's not a giant robot from castlevania dressed up as darth vader... no he's 50 cent :D

The name is "Fiddy Gil"...because I'm a nerd.

FF fans will get that joke

I wish he would bust out his Stalin/Winston Churchill rap.

In time my friend, in time.

Like now!

Check it Stalin
quit your Stallin'
Hitler invaded
quit your bawlin

Don't step back
be a Monster Mac
move ahead
wit da counter attack!

Oh no!
da bull dog Churchill
needs to take some advils
'cuz
London town is burnin' down
all the way to the ground

Meanwhile
the great US
we be out to impress
got a two front war have some bitches to address

Namely
Japan n' Duestchland
the Samurai, and the Blonde man
they try whatever dey can

BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY FROM UNCLE SAM!
BITCH!

Go on
Uh
take a day off
prease!

Please
Bitch
take a day off
prease?

Now Now
Ho
take da day off
preeeeease?

Just give us time
to do the
Holy Breeze!

Divine Wind Far East Side, Biotch!

[That Matt Guy]

You never cease to amaze me.


Oh no!
da bull dog Churchill
needs to take some advils
'cuz
London town is burnin' down
all the way to the ground

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Stone Ill]

All mah dawgs are gon be trippin' when I show 'em dis, yo!

[raphael90]

:lol: :lol:

[cqb101]

Ahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhah ahahaha!

[R-iZZy]

Wow! This program really depicts what rap is! *applauds*

[GK Punk]

I want to have Voltron's baby!


:|

(Excellent stuff there dude.)

[MW8979]

He he. Well done Voltron.

[愛]

And THAT is why Voltron is my hero.

I want him to bust out the 50 Gil rap.

[damnhooligan]

Comedy, thy name is Voltron.

[Raven]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: man thats some funny ****!

[MTN889]

whips out Boombox

oh snap son we gon have a FREESTAYLE MATCH???

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah!
SON DIS BE DA REMIX

yall wanna live my lifestyle
never seen a break never seen a
blackout
because im a pimp

Dis da remix...
ruff hounz

i was meant to be, is that
impossible for you to see
you wanna be me but
you cant you b**ch you
fagg*t you coward you
clown you just wanna be down

whaaaaaaaaat!
yall see now
im a pimp
you wish you wuz me

imma burn nose bitch
i grew up a
f**kin screw up
got introduced to the gang
got an ounce of f**kin blew up

im a playa son

dis da remix...
ruff houn's jigga

when i was 20 we
was shootin bye
them jiggas wish they
could kiss their mothers gbye
but we blew their faces to the ozone
and we cut up the others stabbed their
brain with thier nosebone

RUFF HOUNDZ JIGGA WHAT

[Voltron]

whips out Boombox

oh snap son we gon have a FREESTAYLE MATCH???




By the end of this rap
you'll be cryin
my skillz so mad
you be dyin'

my fans so high
they be flyin
you wanna face off?
no hurt in tryin'

you feel da heat?
you be fryin
rekonize da beat?
it by stylin'

now you are the lemon
'n I be the cherry
your rhymes are sour
while mine are very
PIMP!

Y'all a lyrical shrimp

[Meeko]

Nice voltron your raps are all Funny

[Voltron]

Werd

[愛]

Yea, holla at'cha boy.

[Stone Ill]

I've got the 'illest' rhymes this side of Canada. :wink:

[Stone Ill]

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

[Voltron]

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

Is that a request?

[raphael_is_cool]

I think he meant to post in the 'what are you listening to?' thread

[Voltron]

That would explain alot...

[Meira-Bates]

lol ^.^ Masta V' Fiddy of de Gil, yo? @.@ Voltron diffently owns.

[Stone Ill]

I think he meant to post in the 'what are you listening to?' thread

Damn thread was right beside it. I clicked on the wrong one. Now I'm a foo'.

[raphael_is_cool]

Hehe, you're a foo' for listening to right said fred :lol: :P

[Voltron]

lol ^.^ Masta V' Fiddy of de Gil, yo? @.@ Voltron diffently owns.

Straight up

[愛]

Gimme a holla if ya know what's poppin'.

[Voltron]

Whus poppin'? A glock be poppin!

[Stone Ill]

Hehe, you're a foo' for listening to right said fred :lol: :P

It was supposed to be a joke. I can't remember why, though. :P

[Voltron]

Hehe, you're a foo' for listening to right said fred :lol: :P

It was supposed to be a joke. I can't remember why, though. :P

It's ok...shhhh...

Stick to being rude. It suits you well.

[R-iZZy]

*puts on thousand pounds of gold necklaces* I pity the foo' who.... ah, forget it. *"pops glocks" at everyone*

[Voltron]

Why ya gotta playa hate?

[cqb101]

*starts chanting* Voltron Voltron Voltron!

[R-iZZy]

Why ya gotta playa hate?
Why I gotta playa hate? Negro I got... *pulls out a piece of paper* my phD... Playa Hata's Degree. You gon' hafta get buck-naked if you don't ease on out my face, homie!

[Voltron]

Why ya gotta playa hate?
Why I gotta playa hate? Negro I got... *pulls out a piece of paper* my phD... Playa Hata's Degree. You gon' hafta get buck-naked if you don't ease on out my face, homie!

Alright, thats not within my comprehension of ebonics.

[cqb101]

Why ya gotta playa hate?
Why I gotta playa hate? Negro I got... *pulls out a piece of paper* my phD... Playa Hata's Degree. You gon' hafta get buck-naked if you don't ease on out my face, homie!

Alright, thats not within my comprehension of ebonics.

Ax me 'bout ebonics, yo!

[MTN889]

CQB do me a flavor and let me axe you about ebonics tel me awl about ebonics son

[R-iZZy]

Why ya gotta playa hate?
Why I gotta playa hate? Negro I got... *pulls out a piece of paper* my phD... Playa Hata's Degree. You gon' hafta get buck-naked if you don't ease on out my face, homie!

Alright, thats not within my comprehension of ebonics.
I don't even think the stuff you were previously saying was within your comprehension of ebonics.

[cqb101]

Why ya gotta playa hate?
Why I gotta playa hate? Negro I got... *pulls out a piece of paper* my phD... Playa Hata's Degree. You gon' hafta get buck-naked if you don't ease on out my face, homie!

Alright, thats not within my comprehension of ebonics.
I don't even think the stuff you were previously saying was within your comprehension of ebonics.

Salted, dawg.

[R-iZZy]

Why ya gotta playa hate?
Why I gotta playa hate? Negro I got... *pulls out a piece of paper* my phD... Playa Hata's Degree. You gon' hafta get buck-naked if you don't ease on out my face, homie!

Alright, thats not within my comprehension of ebonics.
I don't even think the stuff you were previously saying was within your comprehension of ebonics.

Salted, dawg.
I'm not exactly familiar with that phrase, and this is a language I grew up listening to.

[愛]

Ebonics is the kind of language where you can basically make up anything and it works somehow. :lol:

[Voltron]

Ebonics is the kind of language where you can basically make up anything and it works somehow. :lol:


Doggin', yo. All dis wonk make me feel jibersherner on the hizzy upload the set of the kittie sausage clownin me yall? Pronoun...kats...pronoun up.

[愛]

Word, son.

[cqb101]

Ebonics is the kind of language where you can basically make up anything and it works somehow. :lol:


Doggin', yo. All dis wonk make me feel jibersherner on the hizzy upload the set of the kittie sausage clownin me yall? Pronoun...kats...pronoun up.

Ya lost me there.

[Voltron]

Ya lost me there.

Don't be cardin, yo! I be syntesizin the words so nuttin means eveything. Don't be draggin da dragon, just dont fry like bacon.


I can't believe people think that talking like this is cool.

[愛]

We live in a sad world.

[cqb101]

We live in a sad world.

Yep. :lol:

[Peanut]

:lol: Man Voltron. That was some priceless stuff there.

[JameO]

Just doesn't get any better than that. And how about Nincompoop leave this thread and stop ruining peoples fun.

[cqb101]

Just doesn't get any better than that. And how about Nincompoop leave this thread and stop ruining peoples fun.

How about you shut up and stop ruining peoples fun? Seriously, tho...How is nincompoop runing peoples fun?

[愛]

Yo yo yo yo yo, everybody just simma down nah. We don't need no street brawlin' in here. :lol:

[jeff the cheff]

Yo dis be J-E- double fizzle, ya smell me?

[cqb101]

Yo dis be J-E- double fizzle, ya smell me?

Yes, I can smell ya....Now go take a shower.

[That Matt Guy]

Ebonics, feh. It makes sense coming from black dudes, they make it sound good. But coming from pencil necked white geeks... yeesh.

[raphael_is_cool]

So if a black dude typed it it would make sense? :roll:

[愛]

So if a black dude typed it it would make sense? :roll:

Good question...

[raphael_is_cool]

You know what makes this make a lot less sense...

Putting the link to each page of this topic in the dialectizer and choosing 'jive'

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

Or for you lazy people

1st page: http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.the technodrome.com%2Fforums%2Fviewtopic.php%3Ft%3D926 6%26postdays%3D0%26postorder%3Dasc%26start%3D0

2nd page: http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.the technodrome.com%2Fforums%2Fviewtopic.php%3Ft%3D926 6%26postdays%3D0%26postorder%3Dasc%26start%3D20

3rd page: http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.the technodrome.com%2Fforums%2Fviewtopic.php%3Ft%3D926 6%26postdays%3D0%26postorder%3Dasc%26start%3D40

Gotta love the dialectizer :lol:

[愛]

Oh man, that is so bad...but way too funny not to laugh. Good find, man.

[raphael_is_cool]

I love the new username it gives me

[愛]

raphael_is_waaaaaay coo'? LOL!

Good thing mine is too far off to change.

[Peanut]

:lol: Apparently I'll now being stealin' Voltron's debut album! Great find!

[MTN889]

stealin'/sellin'/tradin' is the new section i guess!

[That Matt Guy]

So if a black dude typed it it would make sense? :roll:

Not typing, because who gives a ****. But in real life, yes it does.

[Voltron]

So if a black dude typed it it would make sense? :roll:

Not typing, because who gives a sh**. But in real life, yes it does.

What I think he means to say is "Honkys can't keep it real fo real strickly on da down lo feelin' d vibes of da D to da R of da Seuss y'all, ya dig?"

[The Defibrillator]

Haha, Matdew138

[R-iZZy]

Just doesn't get any better than that. And how about Nincompoop leave this thread and stop ruining peoples fun.

How about you shut up and stop ruining peoples fun? Seriously, tho...How is nincompoop runing peoples fun?
Seriously, thank you, cqb. I'm not offended by this sh*t, because obviously... it's blown out of proportion. And to some extent, our language is a bit ridiculous (though the "ebonics" in this thread is just the epitome of insanity). If anything, I'm making fun of my own costumes. ~~Raphael~~, you seriously need to chill the hell out or leave this thread your damn self.

So if a black dude typed it it would make sense? :roll:
Ooooh noooo! A black person wouldn't even feel comfortable sounding this idiotic. Trust me, take it from one you're personally reading the response of. Talking like this would stamp you a wannabe dumb*ss trying desperately to fit in, regardless of your race, if you attempt to pass this as ebonics to the public (being serious... which none of us are here). LOL

[Voltron]

Just doesn't get any better than that. And how about Nincompoop leave this thread and stop ruining peoples fun.

How about you shut up and stop ruining peoples fun? Seriously, tho...How is nincompoop runing peoples fun?
Seriously, thank you, cqb. I'm not offended by this sh*t, because obviously... it's blown out of proportion. And to some extent, our language is a bit ridiculous (though the "ebonics" in this thread is just the epitome of insanity). If anything, I'm making fun of my own costumes. ~~Raphael~~, you seriously need to chill the hell out or leave this thread your damn self.

So if a black dude typed it it would make sense? :roll:
Ooooh noooo! A black person wouldn't even feel comfortable sounding this idiotic. Trust me, take it from one you're personally reading the response of. Talking like this would stamp you a wannabe dumb*ss trying desperately to fit in, regardless of your race, if you attempt to pass this as ebonics to the public (being serious... which none of us are here). LOL

What I think he's trying to say is: "Jammin da tongue is like rammin da toof, eveything just smooth as gravel when mixed wit hoob, y'all"

[That Matt Guy]

You see, black guys drive a car like this... and white guys drive like this...