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Voltron
03-28-2004, 11:56 PM
It was my goal to be recognized as the board's funniest member. I am proud to say that as of this day, I have achieved the my dream. It wasn't easy, as I got off to a rocky start here when I first joined. People didn't seem to pay attention to my jokes. I think I made some impact commenting on odd things, which really helped my image along. As time went on, my humor gained momentum, and today I stand before you as the Lord of the Jesters.

With my goal being achieved, I feel that my job here is done. I am leaving the boards forever, never to return. I bid thee all adieu.



Later. jk

愛
03-29-2004, 12:00 AM
NO! YOU CAN'T BE LEAVING! WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR NOW?

*pulls the trigger and blows brains out*

Tigershard
03-29-2004, 12:12 AM
NO! YOU CAN'T BE LEAVING! WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR NOW?

*pulls the trigger and blows brains out*

I think we can blame this violence on evil shows like TMNT. Do the right thing! Buy your children Grand Theft Auto!

Barkworm
03-29-2004, 05:12 AM
Voltron, from the moment you posted that "Pirates fighting Ninja"-thread you have always been my king of comedy. *applauds*

That Matt Guy
03-29-2004, 06:46 AM
It's funny. Everyone used to hate him, and now everyone loves him.

I've always secretly loved him.

Voltron
03-29-2004, 06:55 AM
It's funny. Everyone used to hate him, and now everyone loves him.

I've always secretly loved him.

Yeah...

funny how things do a 180, huh?

Raven
03-29-2004, 09:28 AM
http://www.internetcash.com/en/images/baby-crying.jpg
bye

Dipthong
03-29-2004, 09:47 AM
I for one am glad he is gone. he was obnoxious.

Bourgeois Buffoon
03-29-2004, 09:48 AM
Well, see ya and happy trails. I was too new to be able to be affected by your obnoxiousness or your funniness. ^^;

Peanut
03-29-2004, 10:04 AM
I've always openly admitted I was in love with Voltron. :cry:

Voltron
03-29-2004, 10:06 AM
Actually I was joking with everyone. I'm not going anywhere.

Sorry Dipthong, but since you called me obnoxious I feel the need to be even more so.

Meira-Bates
03-29-2004, 10:19 AM
Actually I was joking with everyone. I'm not going anywhere.

Sorry Dipthong, but since you called me obnoxious I feel the need to be even more so.

*parties!* Yaaaaaay more Voltron.

Dr. Doom
03-29-2004, 10:31 AM
My favorite part was the JK at the end.

Peanut
03-29-2004, 10:47 AM
A day without Voltron is a day without sunshine.

Brodie
03-29-2004, 04:45 PM
I nominated and voted for you, so better pay up, Bucky.

Voltron
03-29-2004, 05:06 PM
I nominated and voted for you, so better pay up, Bucky.

Pay? Pay for what? All the smiles and joy and happiness I brought into your home? Pthhhb, go get yourself another comedy whore! Ol' Volty's not gonna be working the streets no more.

Brodie
03-29-2004, 05:10 PM
But you're my only comedy whore...

Voltron
03-29-2004, 05:19 PM
But you're my only comedy whore...

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to EDIT:me.

Brodie
03-29-2004, 05:23 PM
"To mean"?....Eh?

Voltron
03-29-2004, 05:52 PM
There! You happy you over critical sack of crap!?

Brodie
03-29-2004, 06:52 PM
Yes I am. You're now my bitch.

Voltron
03-29-2004, 06:57 PM
ugh, go fight Matt and Michaelangelo for the title of "Voltron's Pimp"

That Matt Guy
03-30-2004, 09:45 AM
I truly am his disciple.