View Full Version : My Award Speech!
Voltron
03-28-2004, 11:56 PM
It was my goal to be recognized as the board's funniest member. I am proud to say that as of this day, I have achieved the my dream. It wasn't easy, as I got off to a rocky start here when I first joined. People didn't seem to pay attention to my jokes. I think I made some impact commenting on odd things, which really helped my image along. As time went on, my humor gained momentum, and today I stand before you as the Lord of the Jesters.
With my goal being achieved, I feel that my job here is done. I am leaving the boards forever, never to return. I bid thee all adieu.
Later. jk
NO! YOU CAN'T BE LEAVING! WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR NOW?
*pulls the trigger and blows brains out*
Tigershard
03-29-2004, 12:12 AM
NO! YOU CAN'T BE LEAVING! WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR NOW?
*pulls the trigger and blows brains out*
I think we can blame this violence on evil shows like TMNT. Do the right thing! Buy your children Grand Theft Auto!
Barkworm
03-29-2004, 05:12 AM
Voltron, from the moment you posted that "Pirates fighting Ninja"-thread you have always been my king of comedy. *applauds*
That Matt Guy
03-29-2004, 06:46 AM
It's funny. Everyone used to hate him, and now everyone loves him.
I've always secretly loved him.
Voltron
03-29-2004, 06:55 AM
It's funny. Everyone used to hate him, and now everyone loves him.
I've always secretly loved him.
Yeah...
funny how things do a 180, huh?
Raven
03-29-2004, 09:28 AM
http://www.internetcash.com/en/images/baby-crying.jpg
bye
Dipthong
03-29-2004, 09:47 AM
I for one am glad he is gone. he was obnoxious.
Bourgeois Buffoon
03-29-2004, 09:48 AM
Well, see ya and happy trails. I was too new to be able to be affected by your obnoxiousness or your funniness. ^^;
Peanut
03-29-2004, 10:04 AM
I've always openly admitted I was in love with Voltron. :cry:
Voltron
03-29-2004, 10:06 AM
Actually I was joking with everyone. I'm not going anywhere.
Sorry Dipthong, but since you called me obnoxious I feel the need to be even more so.
Meira-Bates
03-29-2004, 10:19 AM
Actually I was joking with everyone. I'm not going anywhere.
Sorry Dipthong, but since you called me obnoxious I feel the need to be even more so.
*parties!* Yaaaaaay more Voltron.
Dr. Doom
03-29-2004, 10:31 AM
My favorite part was the JK at the end.
Peanut
03-29-2004, 10:47 AM
A day without Voltron is a day without sunshine.
Brodie
03-29-2004, 04:45 PM
I nominated and voted for you, so better pay up, Bucky.
Voltron
03-29-2004, 05:06 PM
I nominated and voted for you, so better pay up, Bucky.
Pay? Pay for what? All the smiles and joy and happiness I brought into your home? Pthhhb, go get yourself another comedy whore! Ol' Volty's not gonna be working the streets no more.
Brodie
03-29-2004, 05:10 PM
But you're my only comedy whore...
Voltron
03-29-2004, 05:19 PM
But you're my only comedy whore...
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to EDIT:me.
Brodie
03-29-2004, 05:23 PM
"To mean"?....Eh?
Voltron
03-29-2004, 05:52 PM
There! You happy you over critical sack of crap!?
Brodie
03-29-2004, 06:52 PM
Yes I am. You're now my bitch.
Voltron
03-29-2004, 06:57 PM
ugh, go fight Matt and Michaelangelo for the title of "Voltron's Pimp"
That Matt Guy
03-30-2004, 09:45 AM
I truly am his disciple.
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