HI! I am new:)

[Ninjara]

I am very much new to the board...and I have been a major Turtle fan since I could remember. Soooo...I hope to get know all of you and have a good time.

laters
Ninjara!!! :)

[Karpo_007]

Welcome to the forums!

[azure turtle]

Hi Ninjara, and welcome to the Technodrome Forums!
*gives Ninjara a mango of welcome*
I hope you enjoy your stay here! Have fun! ;)

[Nturtle]

YAY!!! *does happy new member dance* welcome welcome!!! enjoy yourself and don't let the insanity get to you too much!!!! :evilgrin:

[SeaThreePeeO]

Welcome Ninjara to our little realm of insanity!

This is the part where I disappear and Nturle thinks I'm a man *plip*

Hang about I have a feeling of deja vu (Sp?)

[Kali]

People, you're gonna scare the newbie away...

Hiyas Ninjara! Welcome aboard. Don't worry, these people aren't as dangerous as they look.

[Kameko]

Now, Kali, there's no reason to lie.........

*ahem* Welcome, Newcomer! Watch out for these guys, we're all a little... shall we say... unique?

[SeaThreePeeO]

You mean unique just like everyone else? :P

[Kameko]

:sweatdro: Ummm... close enough?

[Ninjara]

trust me i am not scared off easily. i thank you all for the warm welcome....turtle power!!! :lol:

[Kameko]

Green Time! OMG, did I say that...? :toops:

[Nturtle]

This is the part where I disappear and Nturle thinks I'm a man *plip*

LOL!!! I'm sorry Nun!!! :embarass: I do that quite a lot, I guess its a nasty habit, actually that line "I never really understood hat guy" was from a hillarious computer game called the neverhood, but thats beside the point :P

[RatQueen]

hi!
Im new too!!!!
Ive been lurking for awhile, though.

[Machias Banshee]

Welcome!
*gives the newbies each a mango of welcome*

enjoy your visit, and come again soon!

[Nturtle]

Yay!!! hello ratqueen!!!! how's the hubby?? :P *gives ratqueen a Mango of welcome* Enjoy yourself!!!

[RatQueen]

hi!
Im new too!!!!
Ive been lurking for awhile, though.

[PWDESAI]

welcome the both of u!

[azure turtle]

hi!
Im new too!!!!
Ive been lurking for awhile, though.
Hi, and welcome aboard! :D Enjoy your stay here.

[Kali]

Wow, two newbies in one thread. What are the odds?

[Storm Wolf]

:lol: Wooohooo :lol: ....newbies....i was one of thoes once......though I can't quite remember that day.... *bounces around* if anyone doesn't want thier amngo....I'll take it! :P

[SeaThreePeeO]

Lurking? *Peers into the merky darkness*

Welcome RatQueen *bows*

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

"The Rat King?" said Don Turtelli in an incredulous voice. He picked up one of the rats at his feet. "And which one of these is your Rat Queen, bandage face?" And then he laughed cruelly.

The Rat King was not pleased.

(from the episode "The Great Boldini")

It looks like we found our RatQueen! :)

[Ninjara]

*jumps up and down waving arms*
hey did you forget someone??? :-?
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I feel so neglected....where is the love in this Technodrome???

Hi RatQueen...nice to meet another newbie and in the same post nonetheless :) :) :)

Ninjara

[Storm Wolf]

*Hugs ninjara then runs off into the night screaming* I shall return....sugar is a fiend!

[Kali]

*giggles* Love here usually comes in the form of glomps and practical jokes. That and drugging a person with pheromones. *:evilgrin: at Azure*

[Tinselcat]

*walks in, arm-in-arm with pimp-daddy splinter, swaying from side-to-side* oh, heeeey, we've gots plenny 'a lovesh here inna *hic* tech... technical... dr... om... technicaldrome... yuh...

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

How terrible of me. I totally neglected you, Ninjara!

:nod: :anime: :D WELCOME TO THE FORUMS, NINJARA! :lol: 8) :tsmile:

Welcome to the Technodrome forums! :tparty:

"Gimme three!" :tthumbsu: - Michaelangelo, from "Attack of Big MACC"

[Azraelito]

hola bienvenidos

[Nturtle]

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!!!!! :P :P :P

[Machias Banshee]

*giggles* Love here usually comes in the form of glomps and practical jokes. That and drugging a person with pheromones. *:evilgrin: at Azure*

*gives Ninjara a mango off welcome*

Yup, or spiking a couple donuts...or throwing water balloons...or setting imaginary friends on fire...um heheh, maybe i'll just leave now...Enjoy your stay!

*sneaks away*

[Nturtle]

:lol: don't scare the nebies too much!!! or they don't come back!!

[Machias Banshee]

I'll be just as well behaved as i always am! :D :tangel:

[SeaThreePeeO]

or setting imaginary friends on fire...um heheh, maybe i'll just leave now...Enjoy your stay!



Setting imaginary friends on fire??! :o

Quick Mr Fluffy Lumps, RUN!

[Machias Banshee]

Gimme a break! It was Azure's sack of sawdust, and on old, moldy book!

[SeaThreePeeO]

Oh well if it was Azure's that's okay then :P :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

Nuh uh...I got into it deep for pulling that stunt.... :ohwell:

[Nturtle]

Gimme a break! It was Azure's sack of sawdust, and on old, moldy book! HEY!!!!! Mr.Rules book is a great friend and he doesn't like you so there!!!!! :x

[azure turtle]

Hmph... Martin still hasn't forgiven you for your wrong-doings, Machias. :razz:
*fires at Nun with his squirt gun*
Whaddya mean it's okay??? She turned one of my good friends into a pile of ashes! :dead:

[SeaThreePeeO]

*Whips out a jet hose and turns it on Azure*

Say your prayers

*Pssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhttttttttt*

[azure turtle]

*gets drenched*
Ack!!! Water fight! :evilgrin:
*starts throwing water balloons at Nun*

[Nturtle]

AIEEE!!!!! *climbs into his ventilator for safety* :o

[Snow White]

Lovely...just my luck that I'd come right in the middle of a water fight. *pulls out her super soaker*It's for defense only. If it happens to go off unexpectedly it really isn't my fault. Really.

Welcome newbies! Consider this your own personal hangout to not act normal and have people think it's normal. In fact, the only thing we wouldn't consider normal is acting normal...woohoo! *Scribbles down "I used the word normal four times today"* I think that's a record.

*Water gun has one of those terrible spasms (sp?) it gets randomly and super soaks Nun and Azure* Oh gosh! I'm sorry. Honest mistake. :tangel:

[RatQueen]

Whoa! Weirdness! Well I can handle that I guess!

Sorry for posting twice....I have no idea how that happened...you can tell I am new :-?

Yes....I am the RatQueen. Where is my...ahem...PARTner....??? :D

[azure turtle]

*pelts SW with water balloons*
You haven't seen the last of me!!
*looks at RQ*
Don't worry about the double post. It even happens to the folks who've been around for a while. :) As for your partner... I know we have a member who goes by the SN of Rat King, but I haven't seen him lately.

[Machias Banshee]

*stuffs leaky waterballoon down Azure's shell* Yeah...He's not too frequent a visitor....

[azure turtle]

:eek:
*panics, and runs in circles*

[lotus460]

welcome turtle friend!
I'm kinda new here to... :)

[Anonymous]

I am very much new to the board...and I have been a major Turtle fan since I could remember. Soooo...I hope to get know all of you and have a good time.

laters
Ninjara!!! :)

Sorry, I'm always late with the welcome wagon. I'm primarily a semi luker on these forums but since I was posting tonight I wanted to say hi n' stuff. K, I'm going go now before I ruin my first impression :twink:

[Ninjara]

i think that more people lurk before they actually post and become members...something about lurking can be sooooo.....exciting....kinda like a ninja in the night or should i say certain NINJAS :wink:

[enigma-1]

*appear* Yeah, sorry about the late welcome but hi anyway.

*watches the water fight and gets out her shield* I know I'm rustproof, but just in case.

[Kameko]

I'll be just as well behaved as i always am! :D :tangel:

*snort* Oh, Yeah, Machias, you're an angel allright. :roll: :P

*watches Azure, waiting for the balloon to pop* :ttwisted: :thyper:

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, I can be VERY well behaved as a matter of fact....!

[Kameko]

:twink: Right. And I'm the queen of England.

[Storm Wolf]

i think that more people lurk before they actually post and become members...something about lurking can be sooooo.....exciting....kinda like a ninja in the night or should i say certain NINJAS

Hmmmm....I didn't lurk at all.

[Kameko]

Me neither. I just jumped in. I saw Ninja Turtles, and I couldn't resist! :thyper:

[Ninjara]

me bad.....maybe lurk isn't the word i should have used...um...maybe its better to say that most people creep and then post... :-?

I don't know... :dead:

[azure turtle]

:twink: Right. And I'm the queen of England.
OMG!! I didn't know that! Welcome, your majesty!
*bows to Kameko, queen of England*
Y'know, I lurked around here for a week before joining up. I just wanted to know what I was going to get myself into. But I never thought I'd end up eating spiked donuts, being covered in phermones, getting pelted with paintballs, and having water balloons down my shell. Speaking of which...
*runs out of the thread to find a towel*

[Kameko]

OMG!! I didn't know that! Welcome, your majesty!
*bows to Kameko, queen of England*
:lol:
But I never thought I'd end up eating spiked donuts, being covered in phermones, getting pelted with paintballs...
You have had a rough run of it, haven't you?

...and having water balloons down my shell. Speaking of which...
*runs out of the thread to find a towel*
:tlol: Poor Azure... Everyone has fun at your expense... And we thank you for that! :tgrin:

[azure turtle]

*pops back in, a towel slung over his shoulder*
LOL!! Yep, it's all in good fun. :anime:
*mumbles*
Until Martin gets burned again... :sweatdro:

[Kameko]

:roll: :P

[Kali]

me bad.....maybe lurk isn't the word i should have used...um...maybe its better to say that most people creep and then post... :-?

I don't know... :dead:
I understand. I usually "lurk" or look around at boards, see what's being talked about, how busy the place is, before signing up. I usually only sign up when I finally find something I wanna post about.

[Nturtle]

I post in a bunch of tpics leave and wait for a reply

[Snow White]

I'm not sure what I do...I just post and then post again later, and later after that, and then again after that...kinda like the song that never ends.

[SeaThreePeeO]

*breaks out in song*

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just beacuse

This is the song that never ends ........ Everybody!

[Kameko]

LAMBCHOP!!! This is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever, just because this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever, just beacuse this is the song that never ends...

[Kali]

*runs from the thread screaming*

[Kameko]

:lol:

[Ninjara]

hmm??? oh well, all i know is that i am here and you guys are there....or as Buckaroo Bazai would say..."wherever you go, there you are."

I miss the eighties!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Kameko]

:-? ... *sai* I miss the eighties, too.

[enigma-1]

Not me. I had to live with my brother back in the 80's and I can't stand him 99.5% of the time. Ugh. :dead:

[azure turtle]

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*follows Kali's lead, running away from the thread*

[enigma-1]

*watches the others run away screaming and shrugs* What's got them so worked up?

[Kameko]

*shouts after run-aways* Hey, guys! We stopped singing, y'know!

[enigma-1]

Singing? Is that all they were running from? Huh. Go figure.

[Kameko]

It was the song that never ends. EVER.

[enigma-1]

That's nothing to be scared of.

[Kameko]

*snickers* :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: This is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever, just because this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever, just beacuse this is the song that never ends...

[enigma-1]

Big whoop. :|

[Kameko]

I'm impressed. You're not afraid of the evil neverending song. Cool!

[enigma-1]

*snorts* I've been forced to listen to nonstop Barney and Teletubies. Why should I be scared of Lambchop? :roll:

[Nturtle]

*looks up from his Granola bar of whichhe has been having a staring contest with for the past 2 hours* wha?

[Kameko]

A staring contest with a granola bar...?

[Nturtle]

Yeah, I was winning until I got distracted by all this singing...

Granola bar: Were not!!! I was beating you 5 to 0!!!

NT: shaddup... :sweatdro:

[Kameko]

:tanime: I'm very frightened now...

[enigma-1]

I'm just bored.

[Nturtle]

Granola bar: and now thats 6 to 0, ha ha you looser why you couldn...

NT: *munches granola bar* sorry about that but he was a little prick anyway... :dead:

[enigma-1]

Sounds like Creep Boy. :roll: :dead:

[Kameko]

(((*sai* Dang. Library closes soon. I'll be back possibly as soon as tommorrow, but Tues for sure!)))

You do realize you're eating food that was just talking to you?

[enigma-1]

For him, that's normal. :roll:

[azure turtle]

*rushes back in*
Ohh!! I like talking food!

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe, talking stuff is always interesting.... :evilgrin:

[SeaThreePeeO]

Except talking walls, that would be tricky :evilgrin:

[Snow White]

Oh my heck! I have the song that never ends stuck in my head and it's still early enough that I'll be singing it all day. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends...That seems like a song I might've made up, the vague reasoning for why they're singing it "just because" part does anyway. Well, now that I've analyzed a Lambchop song...

Yes, talking walls would be a little tricky, wouldn't they?

[azure turtle]

Talking walls... I've never met one. Although, I have met a wall that could listen. Now that was weird. :embarass:

[SeaThreePeeO]

Oh my heck! I have the song that never ends stuck in my head

*Manic evil laughter*

You're never gonna get this song out of your head, out of your head, out of your head!

[Nturtle]

*finishes up his Granola bar* ooooohhh I hate that song!!!! :dead: I remember little grubby kids would always sing it until you kiicked them and then after they recover they would sing louder. AAARG!!! :x

[Machias Banshee]

You kicked Kids?! That's awful!!!

[Nturtle]

not hard of course, not that it would really hurt them, Besides these are 12 year olds, not like 5 year olds

[SeaThreePeeO]

*Backs away from Nturtle*

[Machias Banshee]

oh, Middle schoolers... *phhfft* in that case, give a couple kicks for me...

[Nturtle]

Exactly!! see what I mean!! Its okay nun, just never ever sing it again or I will burst into flames :P

[SeaThreePeeO]

*an impish grin spreads across Nun's face* :ttwisted:

[Nturtle]

uh oh..... :teek:

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

"If [Nunchuker] bursts into song, I'd advise you to tune into another channel." - Raphael, from "Planet of the Turtleoids"

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe.... *opera style*

Thissss isss the sooooooonnnngggg thaaaaaaattttt doooooooooeeeeessssnnnnnntt Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnndddd! Yeeeeeeeessssssss, iiiiiiitt goooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss
ooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddd oooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn mmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy frrrrrrrrrrrrrrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnn ddddddd......


:evilgrin:

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

"Uh, I don't know who [that insane Machias Banshee] is. But he makes [Nunchuker] look like a pussy-cat!" - Raphael, from "Get Shredder!"

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

Hey, you said i'm a 'HE'! *pout*

[Nturtle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
*explodes* :dead:

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

Oh, my gosh! I made a grammatical error! :o

*College English professors rush in and beat me to death with dictionaries*

"Well, that was . . . stupid!" - Raphael, from "Planet of the Turtleoids"

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

*looks around. the entire thread is covered in bits of shell, pieces of pizza, chunks of jello, and chile powder...*

Ewwwww......

[Nturtle]

*mouth hops over to Machias* SEE!!!!!! I told you not to!!!!!! now I'm in millions of tiny pieces and its all your fault!!!!!!! Now help me get myself back together again!!!!! :x

[Machias Banshee]

*looks down at the mouth that is talking to her*

What the...? okay, i've been in front of the computer too long...Uh, Sorrygottagobye!

*she looks around before running like mad to the forum next door*

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

Yes, it's official. Machias Banshee, Nturtle and NTC Fan have all flipped their shells.

"It's time for the old rubber aquarium!" - Raphael, from "Leonardo vs. Tempestra"

[Machias Banshee]

*pauses mid-run*

But i dont Have a shell!

[Nturtle]

YARGH!!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!! OR I"LL BITE YOU!!!!! *hops after Machias* :x

[Machias Banshee]

*Can see NTCF's face as he watches a sauro-hominid get chased by a dismembered oral cavity*

[Nturtle]

(and just whats so weird about that? :P )

[Machias Banshee]

*takes a step away from the mouth*

So...how does the floor taste?

[Nturtle]

GRRRRRRR...... THATS NOT FUNNY!!!!!! *hops up and down getting mad*

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

*Scratching my head in confusion as more college English professors ambush me from behind and beat me with more dictionaries*

Some days, it just doesn't pay to get outta my shell.

"What more can those miserable turtles do to me?" - Shredder, from "The Legend of Koji"

[Machias Banshee]

(hehehe...)

What was that? I didnt hear you...Cat got your tongue? Oh wait no, its running off with your ear! :lol:

[Nturtle]

THAT DOES IT!!!!!! *dimembered fragments led by mouth all chase Machias* :evil:

[Machias Banshee]

*brings out giant steamroller*

You were saying...? :evilgrin:

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

Oh, don't mind me. I'll just lay here, half beaten to death, with small pieces of paper lying all around me. :evil:

"And I thought we were getting along so nicely." - Leonardo, from "Leonardo vs. Tempestra"

[Nturtle]

eep... :teek: please don't squash me....

[Machias Banshee]

Sorry...

*splays claws at professors, scaring them away*

Here you go...this will give you lots of energy...

*gives NTCF a big glass of special mango lassie*

[Nturtle]

meanwhile I'm a million tiny pieces....

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

*Drinks his glass of Mango lassie; muscles bulge, NTC Fan jumps up, and the theme music hits*

Ah guh guh guh guh guh guh! I'll save's ya, Olive Oil!

Oh, wait. Wrong cartoon.

"What a revolting development this is!" - Shredder, from "The Foot Soldiers Are Revolting"

[Machias Banshee]

I got an idea...


*gathers up pieces of Nturtle and puts them into a pitcher. she adds mangoes, yoghurt, and a splash of milk and sets it up...on a blender!*

**WHIIIIIIIRRRR**

*pours the NTurtle lassie into a glass, and allows the magic to happen*

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

*NTC Fan runs into a dark corner and hopes not to be seen*

"You're puttin' it in backwoids!"
"Big deal! So what could happen?"

Rocksteady and Bebop, from "Cowabunga, Shredhead"

[azure turtle]

*steps around all the chaos, casually munching on a mango*
Gee... This place has gone insane.
*shrugs, and takes a seat on the couch*

[Machias Banshee]

hmmm...

*taps the glass which contains Nturtle Lassie*

It should be working, just like it helped you get your strength back, NTCF...

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

*Assessing the mess and changing bandages, NTC Fan sits next to Azure on the couch*

Dude, I have no earthly idea what in the heck happened here. There were hopping mouths . . . and mango lassies . . . and irate college English professors . . . oh, it was a dark dark time.

I'm heading back to the lair. Maybe Michaelangelo's got some pizza medicine I can rub on my boo-boos.

*NTC Fan limps off*

"Gee! I feel sorry for the little guy!" - Rocksteady, from "The Grybyx"

[azure turtle]

Uh... okay, dude. Hope you feel better, NTCF!
*eyes Machias suspiciously*
What're you up to??

[Machias Banshee]

Umm--er....nothing :embarass:

*ahem* actually, see that lassie there on the table? thats...Nturtle. Well, his body exploded after i sang the lambchop song as an opera, and i picked up all the bits and put it into the lassie stuff and blended it, so he could become whole again, like NTC fan did...but i dont think its working...

[Snow White]

That was a ummm... interesting! opera you sang earlier, Machias. Fortunately I did not burst into flames, but all the windows in my house broke. I finally got that song out of my head, I amble back over here, and you all sing it again. Here, allow me to help you get it out of your head.

*takes a deep breath* It's a small world after all!!! It's a SMALL world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small, small, world! There is just one moon and one golden sun...ummm...and little dolls that wave and scare evryone!

[Nturtle]

*bubeling and gurguling come from lassie* WHAT THE #@!&* WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I"M A THICK PASTE WITH MILK!!!!!!! :x

[kyabetsu]

I've always been partial to:

<cue kareoke machine/xylophone player> :twink:
~The sun is a mass of incandescent gas/ A gigantic nuclear furnace/ where hydrogen is built into helium at temperatures of millions of degrees.

YO-HO it's hot.
The sun is not,
A place where we could live
but here on earth there'd be no life with out the light it gives!~

ok. enough of that.
<unplugs the xylophone player. Bunny Clan wheels it away. :tanime: >

heh. oh, look at that! mmmmmm. Lassie...
<woof! woof!> :sweatdro: damn dog.
what's that you say girl? Nturtle has fallen into a blender?
<woof! woof!> Oh. I'm sorry. You say "world leaders are making decisions based on policies that fail to take into account the global ramifications of their actions"?

it's an easy translation error. :P

[Nturtle]

(I love that sun song I heard it on the radio once!!!!!! whats it called? I really want to download it!!)

*gurgeling* FOR CRYING OUT LOUD GET ME BACK AS ONE TURTLE!!!!

[kyabetsu]

:rolling: that's by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
and it's called, "Why does the sun shine?"
it's actually a cover of this freaky 1960s children's educational song from a science-teaching album
my friend has the original on a tape her parents made her from when she was a kid
it's pretty trippy stuff.

as for your mango problem...
if you add cornstarch, you'd thicken. :lol:

[kyabetsu]

then we could pour you into a mold and put you in the freezer over night!

[Nturtle]

:o But then I might break!!!!! there has to be another way...

[kyabetsu]

uhh... it's been a while since home ec, but I think we could add gelatin instead of cornstarch. Then you be like a Jell-O jiggler.

<NnnJell-OO Puddin' Pops!> :sweatdro: damn Bill Cosby.
Go AWAY! you're not helping....

[kyabetsu]

well... I suppose we could always just add mutagen. I'm not sure what it would do, but you wouldn't be a mango Lassie anymore.

mutagen fixes everything. it's like duct tape. :D

[Nturtle]

(thanks for the song name, I just downloaded it!! :lol: )
a mutant Lassie turtle, no way, not me!!!!!! :o

[kyabetsu]

ok.
Zen zere ist ony von solu-chon!
Ve must to use da Krazy German Scientizdt accent undst attach elec-tdrodes!

yah? YAH!
Ve vill schtimulaydt zee redjenarateeve schentersh in da brrayn.

<approaches with alligator clips> Zis vill not hurt me at aul. :evilgrin:

[kyabetsu]

<playing with the clips.>
zparkk. zparkk. zparkk. veeee! :rolling:

uhm. Zo you readee for zee treedmint?
<turns up voltage and blows out the ancient wiring in her apparment.> :dead:

KKRRRAPP! Ve are experiensink tech-nickcaul diffeekulties. :tsweatdr:

<dissappears into basement>
Well, the alternator's dead and there's a crack in the block the size of the San Andreas.

sigh. I have to go fix my toy. bye for now. Next time I come back, I'll bring you a clean glass. :P

[azure turtle]

*pokes the slushy Nturtle with a stick*
Aw... Poor guy. You need to get yourself together, man!

[Nturtle]

talk about it.... I don't even know where or what I am anymore... :dead:

[azure turtle]

So uh... I guess you'd rather be shaken, not stirred? :embarass:
*thinks carefully*
Maybe I can create a special mango potion for you. I'll return... Don't go anywhere! :D
*rushes off*

[Nturtle]

"don't go anywhere".... you try going anywhere like this *mumble* :tgrumble:

[azure turtle]

*comes rushing back in*
Mwahaha! I've done it! This potion should make you better in no time. It's got a pinch of mango, a hint of magic mushroom, and a dab of chocolate. Oh, with some special sprinkles on top. This should do the trick!
*pours the potion on Nturtle and waits to see the results*

[Nturtle]

:o AAAH!!!!!!!! *concoction mixed with Nturtle paste shakes until there is a loud poof sound and smoke*

[azure turtle]

*coughs and chokes*
Argh!!! Well... did it work??
*tries to see through all the smoke*

[Nturtle]

*smoke clears up and Nturtle has turned into a Mango flavored mushroom with chocolate sprinkles on top* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!! :o

[SeaThreePeeO]

*Rushes in with a tray of ice cubes*

Riiiiiiggggghtttttt! So who's up for the mango lassie party? :ttwisted: :tparty: Awww nuts! :tsad:

:idea: *throws away the tray of ice cudes and whips out a frying pan*

So who's up for a mushroom omelette? :ttwisted:

[Nturtle]

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[azure turtle]

Wait Nun, that mushroom is Nturtle! We can't eat him! We've gotta help him change back to his normal form.
*looks at Mushroom Nturtle*
Ya gotta admit... It's better than being a bowl of mush. :embarass:
*sighs*
Back to the drawing board, I suppose...

[Nturtle]

I guess its better then being mush, now I at least have a more solid format :dead:
there has gotta be a way to fix this...

[Machias Banshee]

I got it!

*SHe grabs the Nturtle mushroom, and pulverizes him in the blender once more. Next, she pours jello mix and hot water into the Nturtle mush, mixes and pours him into a large flat pan. She sticks him into the fridge...*

*several hours later...*

He should be done now...

*pulls out the giant sheet of Green Nturtle jello, and gets a BIG Ninja Turtle jello cutout. She pushes it into the jello, and lifts it, popping out Nturtle into his normal shape again.*

You'll feel a bit wobbly at first, but you'll get used to it... :D

((there... :evilgrin: ))

[Nturtle]

(ummmm.... how can you pour jello mix into a mushroom?)

[Machias Banshee]

((Turn the cap upside down and do it? I dunno...Oh wait! i know what to do! *evilly edits previous post* ))

[Nturtle]

(well as painful as it is it worked...)

bleh...... uggggghhhhh.... that was one helluva ride.... *passes out* :dead:

[enigma-1]

Ugh. You're not the only one who's gonna be sick. :dead:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

*heroic voice* Well, my job here is done...up up and away! to my homework, and beyond!

*disappears*

[enigma-1]

:roll: :dead:

[Snow White]

I've never had the pleasure of being a mushroom. Or a lassie, or been jello-ized ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *wipes away a tear* Gee, some people have all the luck (sarcasm.)

On the bright side, Nturtle, it'll make for a good story to tell your grandchildren. Yep, kidlets, when I was your age, I was turned into a mango flavored mushroom...do not be alramed if they don't believe you at first. Some kids will never have respect for their elders.

[Machias Banshee]

Wouldnt you know it...
*glares at Snow White, quickly turning away when SW looks at her*
:P

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Nturtle]

:lol: yes my plan is to be one of those old turtles who sits on a porch lecturing about the good old days and being turned into a lassie etc....

well at least I'm back to normal now... or as much as I ever will be, anyway NEVER sing that song again!!!! :evil:

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[azure turtle]

LOL! Don't worry, Nturtle! I'm right there with ya. Some day, I'm gonna be Grandpa Azure, and I'm gonna tell all the youngens about the days when people used to throw hairy lobster tails at me, and how so many people have glomped me. Oh, I could go on with other stories... :D

[Machias Banshee]

And i'll be there, remembering stuff right beside ya...still throwing hairy lobstertails... :D

[Snow White]

Hey! I'm still quite young, thank you very much! :P

And I do so promise to never sing that song again. Or mention it. Except I can't get it out of my head, I just won't sing it. *Clamps her lips together in attempt to not burst into song* Oh no...please, tell me this isn't happening. I have a different song stuck in my head now! Gosh darn it...

*Silently sings "How do You Solve a Problam like Maria" to herself*

[Snow White]

Yep, I'll remember stuff too. Scare my grandkids to death if I remember out loud. But I'll remember anyhow.

[azure turtle]

*strains to listen*
Waitasec... I hear the sound of music...
*quickly shakes his head*
No! I shall not take part in this!
*turns to Machias*
I can't believe you're going to throw lobster tails at me, even when I'm old and gray! :razz:

[Machias Banshee]

the hills are aliiiiiiiiveeeeeee.....

*ahem*

sorry...


*looks at Azure*

Hey, i'm gonna be old and moldy just like you will! I'll probably have a weaker arm tho.... :P :D

[Kali]

*falls over laughing* Oh man, what a picture! An elderly Azure, sitting in an armchair, a lobster tail bouncing off his head. With Machias sitting nearby, having just thrown it.

[Machias Banshee]

Yep, all o' us old decrepid little raisins....

heh, at least we wont be furry! :lol:

[Kali]

Except me, I'm gonna be young forever. *sighs* I love being immortal.

[Snow White]

Face it, Azure, you're probably going to be everyone's source of amusement until the end of the world...and probably longer.

I'm going to be one of those old people who still acts like she's ten. And I'm going to have a fun electric wheelchair because my legs will probably give out before I'm sixty. Maybe I'll have wheel chair races...

*Man! I'm playing The Sound of Music CD now because I couldn't get those songs out of my head! Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens...*

[Snow White]

Yep, being immortal does have its strong points.

[azure turtle]

Lucky Kali... :razz:

Eh, you're probably right, SW. A source of never-ending amusement... I guess that'll come in handy in the future. :embarass:

[Machias Banshee]

*could say something BAD.........but wont. :evilgrin: *

[Storm Wolf]

*GaGs* i would never want to be immortal......lifes nice and all, but it just has to end sooner or later.


WoW! how does this happen i have so much to do and I am totally bored out of my mind :oops: *Yawns*

[Machias Banshee]

*breaks out in Queen*

Who Wants to live forever.....
Who wants to live forever....?
Ooooohhhh....
There's no chance for us,
Its all decided or us...
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us....

[Storm Wolf]

*looks at Machias puzzled* ooooooooooookk then....i'ma bee over here....*hesitantly scoots away from Machias *

[Machias Banshee]

You've never heard of Queen!? Theyre only one of the BEST 80s rock groups you'll ever come across...!

[Storm Wolf]

of coarse I've heard of Queen....but not that particular song

*Sighs* my father makes me listen to the oldies of rock all the time....a lot of times i can't stand it....but there are a few bands (including Queen) that i have takin a liken to...

[Machias Banshee]

Oh, this is from their album "A Kind of Magic". It was used in one of the 'Highlander' movies as well.... :D

[Storm Wolf]

:goofygri: I have never seen a Highlander movie either :embarass: i'm just a bit behind....ok maybe a lot.

[Machias Banshee]

*gasp* NEVER?!

*heart stops, she dies, torn asunder by the wind*

[Storm Wolf]

*Begins to look very nervous* uhhhh....sorry? I never reallt had intrest in it because i was always forced to watch the seris....or was that after the movie? :-? :goofygri: hehe :goofygri:

[enigma-1]

Probably a bit of both. Trust me, when you're forced into something you don't like, such as singing gospel or watching some show that you hate, it doesn't stick for very long. :dead:

[Nturtle]

can't say I've ever heard of Queen... but I just discovered the best band ever: They Might Be Giants!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[Storm Wolf]

:nod: :nod:

[Nturtle]

I've already downloaded 3 of thier songs, they are so funny!!!!!! :lol: One of them is this thing which makes fun of Mettalica and Napster its hillarious!! But the best is the sun song!!

[kyabetsu]

heh. TMBG... aaah. yes might I point out that the theme from Malcolm In The Middle is actually one of theirs? :trazz:

Oh and their entire album, "FLOOD" is replete with coolness. :tparty:

ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE is my personal favorite :thyper:
but BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL is a close second
and then there's PARTICLE MAN
lol
I'm glad to have shared the joy.
oh, and I'm not sure if it's one of theirs, but I downloaded a really weird one the other day. some one had it labelled TMBG, so who knows... it's called FISHHEADS. tre weird. :goof:

You have heard of MOXY FRUVOUS? right? they're another sparkily cool band. (KING OF SPAIN lololol) :eyemouth:

[SeaThreePeeO]

:roll: :dead:

:roll:

:roll:

You know Enigma, the right pair of glasses may help clear up that problem :P

[Nturtle]

:lol: thats Enigma's favorite smiliey!!!! :P
Yup its such a great band I wish I had heard of it before :D

[azure turtle]

LOL @ Nun!!! :lol:

I've heard of They Might Be Giants, but the only song I'm familiar with is the theme to Malcom in the Middle. :goofygri:

[Snow White]

Ya know, I'd never heard of TMBG before I came here. Then again...there are a lot of things I didn't know before I came here. I guess I'll just have to go download some of their stuff now.

[Machias Banshee]

Hmm, never heard of them either...

[Nturtle]

oooh you should download some of thier stuff!!! I don't know if you'll like it, its goofy but I sure do!!! :D

[Snow White]

Lol! I like goofy! It makes me giggle. And he's the funniest Disney character! O! O! He he...I have a story.

My little brother's name is Donald. When he was born, my oldest brother was four, and went to see him at the hospital. My mom told him we were naming him Donald, and being four, my big brother came to the rational conclusion that we were naming him after Donald Duck. He was very persistant (sp?) that we name him Pluto. No matter what we told him, he constantly argued that Pluto was better, and to this day, my big brother still calls him Pluto.

Alright, now that that's out of my system...I downloaded some of their songs. I haven't laughed at something like that for a while! Man, that's some random stuff. I like it!

[azure turtle]

Pluto?? LOL! That's an interesting nickname... :lol: