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the_minimizer
10-09-2002, 10:45 PM
The cartoon writer for the new TMNT episodes died recently from massive blood loss. "It was a tragic day for the people wanting to see the new cartoon," one production film worker said.

"There were literally thousands of letters and evelopes all over the place," said an investigator who was combing the scene. "We have good reason to believe that his death was accidental. There was one disturbing thing we did notice. It was about someone or something called,"Krang." All the letters were riddled with blood and every one of them had obscene language, profanity and death threats followed by the word,'Krang'".

The coroner's office ruled the death as massive blood loss. Closer examination showed that in fact the writer died from paper cuts from the millions of hate mail letters he received. His computer had also been hacked. There were pictures of a weird, pulsating, pink brain all over his desktop and a funny looking sphere with an eye on top.

"It's the strangest case I've seen yet," said a local detective. "The hard part about this one is finding out who the brains of the operation is."
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan
10-09-2002, 10:48 PM
Gosh . . . for a second I thought this post was for real! Good job with the story, though. It could be a very realistic setting, that's for sure!

I'm sure there will be some people who write in and demand that Krang be a part of the new cartoon show. :ksad:

"Well, isn't that just too bad!" - Vernon, from "Unidentified Flying Leonardo"
azure turtle
10-10-2002, 12:05 AM
Y'know, some people are going to be angry with a post like this, but I don't know what to do with it. I suppose I could move it to the RPG forums...

*sigh*
Krang, if you're reading this, it's your call. :ohwell:
Krang
10-10-2002, 01:18 AM
I agree, the RPG forum sounds like the best place for this topic, so I'll move it there.
Karpo_007
10-10-2002, 05:13 AM
I think that was supposed to be funny, but you dont seem to understand that Krnag Would not fit to the new show. As speedracer said in another thread, In the new show,like in the comics, Enemies are going to be More dynamic in example they wont escape at the end of each ep and return in the next.
speedracer
10-10-2002, 07:03 AM
The cartoon writer for the new TMNT episodes died recently from massive blood loss. "It was a tragic day for the people wanting to see the new cartoon," one production film worker said.

"There were literally thousands of letters and evelopes all over the place," said an investigator who was combing the scene. "We have good reason to believe that his death was accidental. There was one disturbing thing we did notice. It was about someone or something called,"Krang." All the letters were riddled with blood and every one of them had obscene language, profanity and death threats followed by the word,'Krang'".

The coroner's office ruled the death as massive blood loss. Closer examination showed that in fact the writer died from paper cuts from the millions of hate mail letters he received. His computer had also been hacked. There were pictures of a weird, pulsating, pink brain all over his desktop and a funny looking sphere with an eye on top.

"It's the strangest case I've seen yet," said a local detective. "The hard part about this one is finding out who the brains of the operation is."

That wasn't funny.
Karpo_007
10-10-2002, 08:05 AM
I agree.

Probably some guy who hasn't ever read mirage comics. Every one who consider themself TMNT fans should. I know it is not possible for all to buy them, And thats why the first issue can be read At the official webpage.
Nickokapo
10-10-2002, 09:33 AM
That wasn't funny.
No.
It wasn't.
Gosh what is it with this guy and fake stories...i think i remember reading another post of him talking about shredder being a hero...gosh :P
Jade Green
10-10-2002, 09:40 AM
Hey, Unix, take some lessons in comedy because you aint funny.
Kameko
10-10-2002, 09:57 AM
:tconfuse: Dude, Unix, I'm not sure what to make of this.... Well, I guess the paper-cut bit was kinda clever... and trying to find out who the 'brains' of the operation is... okay, it's not really that bad... *ducks possible bappage from others*
kyabetsu
10-10-2002, 10:05 AM
Okay y'all....
maybe it wasn't funny, but there's been plenty of folks who have said so on a public board. there's no need to gang up on the poor guy.

back off already. everybody says things they regret later. He's gonna think we're all vicious elitists. ( :P )
Kameko
10-10-2002, 10:26 AM
:roll: I guess Unix just has his own sense of humor.
the_minimizer
10-11-2002, 07:22 PM
It was a joke for crying out loud. Don't get you katanas all in a ruffle. And I never said Shredder was a hero.
Nturtle
10-11-2002, 08:49 PM
its a bit of rye humour, not my time but I can appriciate it. :P
Skeletoncrew
10-12-2002, 11:13 AM
I believe you mean wry humor. "Rye" humor would involve bread.
Jade Green
10-12-2002, 09:14 PM
*sighs*
I have a very dry sense of humor too, Unix...
(okay, and I'll admit that i DID find it funny after the first time I read it... >.<;; but after all that's been going on in the world? yeesh it kinda unnerved me.)