I never thought hyenas essential...

(listening to Disney songs...)

Feelin' hot hot hot.

Rainbow monkeys. Rainbow monkeys. Really, really fat and super chunky.

(^OMG I love Kids Next Door!!)

Believe it or not, but I am not sure if this is real.

Sooo hot. Not sure how I'll survive this heat wave.

A wise man said, "You can fill your stomach with french fries, but you're still empty as a person."

Did you know that in Norway there is a sugar tax that candy makers (and buyers) have to pay?

But the rules are so whacked up that they make no sense. Like the Yule Marzipan pig is taxed cause it's candy, but the Marzipan big pack you buy for cooking is not taxed, even though the latter have more sugar then the Marzipan pig.

marzipan gets taxed when it's formed (shape of pig, Christmas three, etc)

Sugar free pastilles are also taxed, even though they are 100% sugar free. And the government's response to this in a recent newspaper article? They harvest so much money off the sugar tax, that they won't change it so it's a "fair" tax.

Wow. That's crazy.

*sighs* Twelve years since that brutal attack on the Twin Towers. My, how time does fly.

Guess who's in a murderous mood today?? :ttwisted:

Nah I'm just messing with ya'll... Or am I?? Ahahahaha. :lol:

Don't go to sleep. You wanna be awake for this. :tgrin:

no i'm just kidding, again

:P

Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me! Believe in the me who believes in you!

Yeah I want pancakes!

Chocolate is awesome!

I have superpowers.

slimy gopher eyes in ketchup

Baba Booey Baba Booey.

I think I stepped on something...

Aha! I still don't get what's going on.. :toops:

Get ready to feel the BANG!

Over 9000!

I can't drive 55. Hell, I can't drive at all.

If you have a cough, take a laxative. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

Forever is a long time.

I like pie. (I think this is enough letters now)

How can one be certain what 'Random' is?

Surely being 'Random' Requires your Brain to muster up power to declare any response.

Don't you know that random is often just crazy and out there?

Minecraft bloggle-splore. I'm a piggy guy.

I loooooooooooove the smell of chocolate chip cookies.

I like chocolate in general. So good.

we should have a chocolate party.

I've been having zombie turtle dreams mixed in with politicians & malls... True story!

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...

Chocolate dance par-tayyyy!!!!

Red and Blue are colors!:teek:

You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.

HAPPY BLORTHOG!!!

(http://teentitans.wikia.com/wiki/How_Long_is_Forever%3F)

Feeling so happy right now.

I was thinking. Maybe thinking isn't as good as everyone thinks. What do you think about thinking?

I think thinking is overrated. Who thinks that everyone should just quit thinking about things to think about.

My better half was taking a nap the other day and she occasionally talks in her sleep. It only happens every once in a blue moon. You saw me standing alone without... See now I'm thinking of that friggin song. Anyway, I was reading It and I hear her say,"Tell that sugar bowl to stop following us." Does sleep talk count?

I think so, BT. Sounds funny when you hear something like that.

I just bought over $250 worth of Yo-yos!