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ToTheNines 05-13-2016 08:04 AM

NSFW Ninja Turtles Parody - TIMNT starring April O'Neil
 
So this was brought to my attention, and before people demand this thread be locked I'd like to point out that we discussed the TMNTA porno years ago without much incident. (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=29174)

Anyways, I know most of you are familiar with adult film star April O'Neil, but she finally went and made a TMNT parody.

This is just the trailer, no nudity or sex acts.



Welcome to the multiverse, TIMNT. At the very least, the character designs are far superior to the PDMT movies.

nellyp 05-13-2016 08:38 AM

I watched the full video. It started as pretty standard adult entertainment and then got too weird by the end yet I couldn't turn away. Part of me regrets that.

Shark_Blade 05-13-2016 09:19 AM

Well that trailer was... something.

Pretty decent for a fanmade tbh, and the April look is spot on.

Zage 05-13-2016 10:46 AM

Interesting

Autbot_Benz 05-13-2016 11:05 AM

Porno Casey is more Casey like than Amell Jones :lol:

sdp 05-14-2016 12:10 AM

I've always found porn parodies to be really stupid but that video pretty entertaining. The turtle customs are pretty good, Casey Jones does look decent and April O'Neil the porn star as April works great since her cosplay was always good. I think curiosity will get me to watch it but I do think it'll get really weird really quick. I don't even understand how anyone can get off to that but there are tons so I guess there's a market.


Edit:
Well I watched it and it's entertaining enough, I'll write my thoughts which I guess is NSFW but I don't really go into any real detail.

The intro is pretty much like the trailer telling their story which is slightly more NSFW than the youtube version but still drawings and we see Splinter who looks like a giant pillow and it's awesome. The theme song is entertaining and wow they're very creative with the names of all the characters. We then get most of the turtle scenes which are not really pornographic just "adult" jokes and they're pretty bad but they got me to chuckle a few times. "Spreader" looks pretty good as the Shredder but she doesn't really appear more than what she did in the trailer.

Once Casey "Bones" arrives, who doesn't look as much as Casey once his mask is off, it cuts away from the turtles fighting and it's basically a standard old school porn movie, nothing special. April O'Neil is actually not attractive, at least not based on this film I had only ever seen pictures of her in her April cosplay at comic conventions but never in film. I found it funny that she had an 80s bush not sure if that was a reference or if that's just her style though. It's also funny hearing the random grunts of the turtles fighting while they're having sex and sometimes it cuts back to the turtles fighting which is odd for those who were actually invested in the porn part. attention to detail. The end though is just so odd with the turtles giving a bukake and green "ooze" coming out of their "10 inchers". I wonder if people actually get off to stuff like that since those scenes appear to be more prevalent in other porn parodies, without that it would've been a more standard TMNT porn.

Overall I think it's worth watching for novelty value, as porn it's fairly mediocre but it's definitely amusing. I had never watched a porn parody before but I think the other ones are much worse than this from the small clips others usually post online. Never thought I'd give my thoughts on a porno.

DarkFell 05-14-2016 01:51 AM

I did find it mildly amusing in certain parts of the trailer - the news report, Donatello's actions towards April's report, and Splinter's dialogue did crack a smile on my face.

CyberCubed 05-14-2016 01:59 AM

Porn stars always look so creepy looking. I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole.

Spike Spiegel 05-14-2016 06:43 AM

You really have to admire the attention to detail here. Porn parody or not, that is damned impressive.

It really drives home the shortcomings of PDMT. When a porno adapts characters better than the official movie, you know you done f*cked up.

Coincidentally, has anyone here seen "Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles"? I had the fortune of showing that one after a presentation on the history and impact of TMNT in a graduate level media class. The part at the end about the Turtles' anatomically correct endowments got a lot of raised eyebrows and nervous laughter.

Mew 05-14-2016 06:47 AM

By seeing the trailer, I am scarred for life. But the TMNT / Casey Jones costumes are pretty good, same with April. Splinter was incredibly scary, though.

ABrown 05-14-2016 08:04 AM

Ya know, I actually came accross that recently. As always, I'll take her as April O'Neil over Cybercubed's Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.

Spike Spiegel 05-14-2016 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABrown (Post 1578270)
Ya know, I actually came accross that recently. As always, I'll take her as April O'Neil over Cybercubed's Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.

Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?

Mew 05-14-2016 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel (Post 1578301)
Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?

Megan Fox isn't an actress. She just sits there and looks pretty.

The Deadman 05-14-2016 06:51 PM

Where in the hell did they get the budget to have decent looking turtle outfits?

ABrown 05-15-2016 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel (Post 1578301)
Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?

Ha. That brings up a funny question. Who did a better job acting in their portrayal of April O'Neil: this girl or Megan Fox?

DarkFell 05-15-2016 05:14 PM

Ooooo. That's an easy question to answer.

April O'Neil (yep, that is the porn star's name), portrayed April O'Neil better than Megan Fox could portray April O'Neil.

sdp 05-15-2016 06:36 PM

That's just ridiculous but if I guess you have to say it to sound cool on the internet.

DarkFell 05-15-2016 10:37 PM

If I want to be really cool, I go do sh*t that I actually enjoy doing and have a blast doing it.

Here, I just come to shoot an opinion or few, and converse with people (which is also cool.)

But if it makes you feel better, I did like Megan Fox in at least one movie, and that was the first Transformers movie.

However, I'm not totally sold on her portrayal as April O'Neil.

CyberCubed 05-15-2016 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkFell (Post 1578555)
Ooooo. That's an easy question to answer.

April O'Neil (yep, that is the porn star's name), portrayed April O'Neil better than Megan Fox could portray April O'Neil.

Are you judging this just on this trailer or have you watched the porn star April O'Neil "at work?" If its the latter I want details.

TerranigmaFreak 05-16-2016 03:30 AM

This is the gift from humanity to the future rulers of this planet. Cherish it well, for it is our greatest achievement.


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