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lindz247 02-11-2015 07:21 AM

Hump day! Whoop whoop!

Whatswiththeheadbands? 02-11-2015 10:29 AM


BubblyShell22 02-11-2015 03:51 PM

I don't want snow! Go away!

IndigoErth 02-12-2015 07:12 PM

Admit it. You have cooties and like to eat Cheetos by candlelight.

BubblyShell22 02-13-2015 07:43 AM

Admit that you stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Mew 02-13-2015 07:53 AM


BubblyShell22 02-13-2015 03:12 PM

Rocka Rocka Rocka Rocka.

MsMarvelDuckie 02-13-2015 11:20 PM

I'm a duck-billed platypus. Shh, don't tell.

Jester 02-14-2015 12:17 AM


DarkFell 02-14-2015 12:27 AM

.all is that .sentence a is this
*Just read the sentence above from right to left.*

MsMarvelDuckie 02-14-2015 12:42 AM

All we are, is dust in the wind, dude. Dust, wind, dude.....

BubblyShell22 02-15-2015 10:21 AM

The heart is a soft muscle, man. A soft muscle. Squish.

Mew 02-15-2015 10:23 AM

My Mystical Muscle-bound Minion!

MsMarvelDuckie 02-16-2015 04:55 PM

Tango un gato in me pantalones. (I have a cat in my pants. Apologies for any misspelling....)

Lethal Lullaby 02-16-2015 05:29 PM

What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative.

Metroid 02-16-2015 06:00 PM

My favorite color is marketing.

Jester 02-16-2015 06:01 PM

Mr_Steele 02-22-2015 01:42 PM

Pickles and beans!!

Mew 02-22-2015 01:43 PM

Kill the Bathroom!

IndigoErth 02-22-2015 04:52 PM

Peanut giblets.

That is all.

MsMarvelDuckie 02-22-2015 11:48 PM

If Elvis is alive, is he impersonating himself?

lindz247 02-25-2015 06:42 PM

Concel don't feel don't let them know well now they know
Lol sounds like someone's constipated

Mr_Steele 02-26-2015 08:25 AM

Transform and roll out.

Whatswiththeheadbands? 02-26-2015 02:35 PM

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Mew 02-26-2015 02:44 PM

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RBT 03-08-2015 04:45 PM

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Slade 03-11-2015 01:53 PM

I've never flown a kite, while wearing purple shoes in a hurricane with a white trench coat on over my yellow jumpsuit hiding a blue thong on a Monday in Africa, while trying to buy a plane ticket to Antarctica to see the polar bears.

TurtleWA 05-30-2018 08:57 PM

French Toast

wpugh2424 07-24-2018 09:01 PM

The dude abides

Toitlefan 07-24-2018 10:39 PM

If you go through the act of thinking of something to say wouldn’t that make it something other than random?

Voltron 01-06-2019 10:26 PM

Way to ruin the game! Ok, new rules! Think of the most non-random thing you can say!

DarkFell 01-06-2019 11:47 PM

You tell us 'Dromers to type in something non-random, you'll get rotten non-random replies.

jason89 02-01-2019 09:45 AM

Wooow, it's wonderful, for more information check my profile)

TurtleWA 02-04-2019 07:39 PM

what if?

*10 characters

Voltron 02-26-2019 06:44 PM

It was a Sunday morning when I woke up to the sound of my dog screaming at the microwave. Apparently, it had overheated his doggy breakfast hot pocket again. That's what I assumed, anyway. I'm trying to learn Portugese, but he speaks an odd dialect and the foreign languages were never my forte.

I tried to calm him down the best I could, but I wasn't having much luck. It was probably my pants, or lack there of. After the incident with the meteor where all the dogs learned how to talk, a lot of things changed. One of the more vexing was their insistence that humans remain clothed at all times in the presence of canines. Dogs, however, were free to remain nude. According to translators, the dogs insisted this was the way of nature. This was the way of the universe.

The meteor was total bull crap. Everyone was ready for a totally killer zombie apocalypse. When that didn't come, the Doom's Day preppers were pretty crest fallen. When the first dogs started speaking up, everyone was totally stoked, though. Dogs became overnight celebrities. They appeared on talk shows, sitcoms, and a couple even tried their hand at getting high profile jobs in Fortune 500 companies.

However, the afterglow faded quickly. Even though the dogs could speak, there were some problems. First, and perhaps most frustrating, was that none of them spoke the same language as their masters, nor was the language even particularly useful. As I have mentioned, mine spoke an odd dialect of Brazilian Portugese. My sister's dog barfed out some incomprehensible Yorkshire nonsense. My poor neighbor spoke ancient Mesopotamian. It wasn't like we could all just go out and learn "Dogese".

The second problem was the continued inability to fully integrate with human society. Despite their newfound ability to talk, the dogs still had no idea that no one wanted to see them lick their own butts. Or drag their butts across the floor. Or sniff each others butts. Basically, dog butt culture became the center of political discussion almost as fast as the dogs rose to prominence. Again, that didn't last long.

Many of the rising stars fell for various but obvious reasons. A lot of them couldn't hold a conversation because no one was going to learn how to speak Hmong slang to talk with their poodle, and most of them didn't have much to say outside of "butt talk".

The dogs who tried to enter the private sector were quickly fired due to flagrant sexual harassment accusations. The dogs, in their defense, said it never seemed to be a problem when they humped people's legs before the meteor incident. But things had changed more than they had seemed.

In response, the dogs formed their own political movement and demanded equal standing with their human counter parts. There was, of course, a lot of push back from religious and conservative groups about this. While liberals and the ACLU initially seemed to side with the dogs, when it became apparent that PeTA was for the dogs, everyone (including the dogs) just decided enough was enough and the entire terrorist organization was blasted into the Sun.

Afterwards, tensions eased a bit. New industries popped up around the new dog culture. New dog goods and media entered the market with some success. As I mentioned before, my dog woke me up that Sunday morning screaming Portuguese swears at my microwave.

The reason I'm telling you this is because if I didn't go and help him, he'd going to pee on the microwave again to assert his dominance. I've explained to him many times that microwaves don't respond to that kind of stimuli, but again. . . reasoning with a dog that only understands Portuguese is an up hill battle.

Anyway, I was late. He peed on it and that's why I'm here. Again. To buy a new microwave. Is it at all possible to get one laminated for easier clean up and pee proofing?

Krutch 02-27-2019 09:46 AM

Shugoody wugoody bop bop.

Voltron 02-28-2019 03:45 AM


Sobble 05-18-2019 03:00 PM

Pikachu with a robotic voice

Utrommaniac 05-18-2019 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by Voltron (Post 1796573)

Same, brother...

Whatswiththeheadbands? 05-19-2019 03:02 PM

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

The Shadow knows!

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