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Originally Posted by Raphael
A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be.
Stallone says "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart"
So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart" Then he turns to Arnie and says "Arnie, who would you like to play ?"
And Arnie says "I'll be Bach!"
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LOL!
Heres mine:
A redhead walks into a sport s bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next
to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was
on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large
building preparing to jump. The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You
know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
The redhead placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here is your money." The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o 'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
