Welcome, Fugitoid!!
*throws streamers in the air, and hands Fugitoid a mango of welcome*
We're happy to have you join us in our zany antics! Well now, don't fret...I guess you can call me Asian, too.
[loud trumpets blast as Azure reveals something that was previously unknown to the outside world]
Actually, my ancestors come from a small set of islands in the Pacific. I'll stop there.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay here, Fugitoid! Don't be shy...we're crazy

, but we're nice!