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These are the people Nintendo's thinking about giving the rights to make a Mario movie to? Dear god.
I mean, I've used emojis. Mostly because I have this weird thing where if I use a period at the end of a sentence and nothing else it'll come off as rude, but I've never looked at a f*cking emoji and said, "hey, this could be a great movie." And it won't be. It just won't.
I love their quote at the beginning. "[Sony Pictures Animation is] meaningfully stepping up our level of production, while creating an environment that fosters the best talent." If your way of doing that is by making a movie about Emojis just to appeal to the hip kids of today, then clearly, you're talent-ing wrong.
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