1.switch seats with in class and have them do all your final exams for you: Probably Sci Freak, or Reznorite, just cuz he sounds like a smart guy, who knows, maybe I'm wrong....
2.be with when four thugs come out of nowhere to beat you up: Either GK or Matthew
3.go on a free trip to Disney World with for three days to have fun and act a fool: Michelangelo, Jeph, or maybe even Azure
4.physically harm: I know exactly who I would put here, and I'm guessing many others had this same thought as well....but I guess I'm too nice.
5.marry: I donno if I would really marry anyone on here, but I Mars is probably the closest....
6.have publicly discraced and be the laughing stock of the country for the rest of their life: same as #4.....
7.be your brother or sister: HT, impetus, damnhooligan, Tetsu...
8.spend a mad hot steamy night with: I plead the 5th.....
Tadah!