When I was about three (?) I was apparently climbing my father's tool bench when it fell on me. I was pinned between it and the car.
I've had my friend's brother run over me with his bike. I was sitting on the side walk and I guess he though it would be fun to use me as a ramp. I had skid marks, but no real injuries.
I've had my face bashed in by a tireswing. I had to ride my bike back home (a couple blocks), holding my face. I still have pictures of that around somewhere.
I've been mildly electrocuted while trying to pull a plug out of a socket.
Don't know if any of these qualitfy as "near death", though. Dut hell, driving on California roads, I'm surprised I don't have them more often!
