Leave sarcasm to the professionals, "Lance".
First off, I'm about 5'7, and that's rather obvious to all, so we can leave out the "he looks huge" stuff. I'm short. I get it. The last person I got into a fight with was 6'3, 270, and they lost rather convincingly. Let's not play the "size matters" game. Your innocent act is boring me.
Secondly, yeah I do actually hope to wrestle one day in addition to being a personal trainer. So what. What are your ambitions? Play on your mommy's computer building websites about strangers on the internet until mommy and daddy find out? Lovely. I'm sure you get a lot of dates that way. "Look at this website I made about this guy Leo656 who dissed me on TheTechnodrome.com! It's the best!" Yeah... chicks really dig that.
And if that's not what you're into, guys don't dig it either. Nobody who lived in their parents' basement making "funny picture caption" websites about strangers ever got laid without having to pay someone or hold them at gunpoint.
Nobody says "rad" anymore. I know I tend to hang on the nostalgic side of things, but at least try and update your vocabulary to fit in with this century, lest I start speaking Victorian English at you in every post. Ask Tokka how annoying THAT gets. "Verily, thou art pissing me off, forsooth. Begone!"
Last, but not least, I haven't played D&D since I was 11, and I wasn't very good at it then either. So no.
Now please go find a life that doesn't involve me in any way. I'm not homophobic, but same-sex stalkers tend to make me a wee bit nervous. Please at least do me that favor, ok? Bye.