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Couldn't slap all the guys who f*cked Jada, so... gotta slap somebody, I guess.
All jokes aside, how badly do you think this guy wishes he'd gotten a prenup?
I mean, divorce rates are over 70%, studies show that women cheat more than ever (and way more than men do if we go solely by self-reporting), and the average celebrity marriage lasts less than 5 years.
What kind of idiot - especially a Rich Idiot - doesn't get a prenup? I don't wanna hear any of that sentimental horse sh*t about "Well, asking for a prenup just shows upfront that you don't trust your partner and you expect the marriage to fail." News Flash: Statistically, no matter who you are, your marriage IS going to fail, you've literally got 3-out-of-10 odds in your favor, which is nothing, and so not protecting yourself is f*cking insane. "Love" is a chemical stimuli in the brain triggered by the urge to procreate, and that sh*t fades in a hurry. It's not real, so people shouldn't make major life decisions based on the sh*t they learned from Disney cartoons. That's how you lose half your sh*t.
Dude probably would'a left her trifling ass by now if he wasn't scared she'd walk away with $100 million of his money. Always Get The Prenup, Dumbass.
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