Should've used your five-finger discount. It's not provided by Visa, Mastercard, or American Express (name any other credit card companies if you want)... but it gets you what you want, when you want it.
For those 13 and under, don't listen to me. This is not real advice. So don't tell your parents Ninja Nin told you to steal that pony from the barn, or even an old 80's TMNT shirt........
And the reaction is................