*gets a sudden case of deja vu*
Eep! A glitch in the Matrix! They're uploading a new program!
*runs about in circles, but gets too lazy to continue running*
Okay...I'm 18, soon to be 19. And since everyone else is saying what age they wish they were at, I'd say I wish I were...uh...seven. Don't ask, cuz I don't know. And cheer up dude, you're not the only guy here. I'm one of the few guys lurking about, and I'm usually the one who gets tortured by most of these...lovely ladies

*whispers to DMC*
Careful, some of 'em are looney!