[ToTheNines]

I already mentioned it in my original list, but I need to reiterate what an absolute piece of ****ing dog sh*t The Polar Express is. I’m a sucker for Christmas themed stuff and can sit through almost anything that qualifies as such. But god damn this movie is insufferable.

Who likes this? The characters are all annoying and the models look atrocious. The moral of the story is deeply stupid. I typically don’t like Christmas fiction that deals with doubting Santa’s existence, but this one takes the cake for the dumbest attempt at it. A magical train appears in this kid’s front yard and takes him to the North Pole but he still doubts Santa until he meets him? The plot with the poor kid sucked and didn’t make any sense either.

Also, the songs were trash. Humbug!