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Originally Posted by cqb101
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Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
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Um, that's only 9 reasons.  |
*lol*
I think we make up one, like...
10. Chainsaws are not that effective as weapons (esp while in a crowded, bouncing, bus)
;p