[Voltron]

It was my goal to be recognized as the board's funniest member. I am proud to say that as of this day, I have achieved the my dream. It wasn't easy, as I got off to a rocky start here when I first joined. People didn't seem to pay attention to my jokes. I think I made some impact commenting on odd things, which really helped my image along. As time went on, my humor gained momentum, and today I stand before you as the Lord of the Jesters.

With my goal being achieved, I feel that my job here is done. I am leaving the boards forever, never to return. I bid thee all adieu.



Later. jk