Seth shrugged once, and walked off, whistling to himself, swaggering outrageously. then, out of nowhere, a rotton melon flew out and hit him in the side of the head. he tripped and fell, hitting an old lady in the process, who proceeded to whack him repeatedly with her umbrella. as he backed away from her, attempting to apologize while shielding himself from the blows, he stumbled into a blind man, and wound up tangled in the man's dog's leash. seeing this as an attempt at robbing the poor man, a police officer came and arrested him. he was assigned to community service and spent the next six months picking up litter from all over NYC. after that, he got drunk, got in a car accident and lost his memory. he now resides in portland, oregon and runs a christian bookshop and car service center, and goes by the name "nouvelle wicker trowel".
