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As a woman, my first instincts wouldn't be to walk around barefoot and pet animals. It would be more like "I have to pee, but no way in hell I'm gonna drop trou here. I wonder how far it is to the nearest rasthof." Then I'd probably kick a rock for half an hour, then set traps and trip-wires for my fellow survey-takers.
And to maintain equilibrium in Nordrheinwestfalen's ecosystem, I'm going to drive up there and consume 0.1% of their Lamprey population. Are those things even edible? Guess I'll find out.
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