As you may know, my best friend died over a year ago. 
BUT NOW HE'S BACK! 
You see, my other friend SPECIAL SUPERMAN ran naked around the world at the speed of light to go back in time, and gave me a wonder-chicken to eat so I didn't have to eat Bob the sandwich!
Let's all say it: HOORAY FOR SPECIAL SUPERMAN!!! 
Please Click the links in the stupid story above to experience one of the
best, and the
worst threads I've ever started.
Frankly, I thought all the complaining about how much my Sandwich story sucked was funny, but Special Superman is a classic of the drome, right with the old Sexiest Stooge Poll!